[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Yisu said that in order to let the Avengers know that Hydra's killer Winter Soldier is Steve's good friend Bucky at this time, she really racked her brains and racked her brains.

Because with her scumbag IQ, she was able to come up with three plans in a short period of time.

Plan A, when the Avengers asked her about the ins and outs of the whole thing that day, she lied that she had been to the Captain America section of the Smithsonian Museum, so after seeing the Winter Soldier, he looked like It is very similar to Sergeant James Barnes, Captain America's comrade-in-arms, which attracted Steve's attention to the Winter Soldier.

However, considering that she has never been to the Smithsonian Museum, even if she lied now, Tony and the others will definitely find out if they want to check, so in order to avoid future troubles, Plan A was passed by Ys.

But that's okay, she still has a plan B.

During the period of staying in the Avengers Building, she will find an opportunity to watch a documentary about Captain America with the Avengers at an appropriate time, and then it is time to test her acting skills——

Seeing the scene where Bucky appeared, she pretended to be surprised and told the Avengers that the warrior who saved them that day looked exactly like Sergeant James Barnes!

Ok.

Except now that the Winter Soldier has a slightly rounder face.

Dong Round Face Bing: "...???"

It’s just that Yisu has never been able to find a suitable opportunity to watch a documentary about Captain America with the Avengers. It would be too embarrassing if he proposed it hastily, and it would arouse their suspicion, so Plan B was also rejected by Yisu pass lost.

But it doesn't matter, because she still has a plan C. Yisu feels that compared to plan A, it has a lot less bugs; compared to plan B, it is completely unnecessary.

So there it is.

When Plan C was going on, Yisu felt that everything was going well. When she said that she had bought the Winter Soldier a box of Dingsheng cakes, she waited for the Avengers to ask her if she had seen him under the mask. Face, do you remember what he looked like?

Yisu swears that as long as they ask, she can let the Avengers know that the Winter Soldier is Bucky without any bugs and embarrassment.

but! Yes!

Yisu never expected it!

She has designed the script!

Knot!fruit!complex!hatred!By!they!Home!Of course!ask!she!Certainly!win!cake!good!eat!! ?

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"Of course it's delicious."

I don't know if it's because Yisu is often taken away by her mother (mother: ...she won't take the blame), or because the Avengers ask too much for granted, but Yisu always succeeds in following the crooked upstairs.

She said to the Avengers, "It is loose and soft when it is hot, and it is also very sweet. When you bite it down, you can not only taste the strong bean paste flavor, but also have a faint rose fragrance."

As she was talking, the brunette girl suddenly felt a little hungry, and after looking at the time, she realized that she hadn't eaten dinner yet.

So she looked at the Avengers, "By the way, have you had dinner yet?"

To Sam and the others, Ysu's words were like sounds of nature. They held back the little heart in their chests that was so agitated by Ysu's words that it was about to explode on the spot, and when they were about to say no, suddenly A roadblock was killed.

"They ate!"

Clint rushed to answer Ysu before Natasha and the others could speak. Facing the sharp eyes thrown at him by his teammates, he stood firm and said to the black-haired girl without changing his face. , "So Yisu, you can just cook me and your dinner tonight. By the way, I'm not picky."

Other Avengers glaring at Clint: "..."

Fat Chirp!

how dare you! ?

Clint caught all the eyes of his teammates and gave them a small look that was not afraid of death: "..."

Because I ate the bear heart and leopard gall!

This sharp archer has not forgotten that just now, in order to prove that he is not a foodie in front of Ysu, Natasha and the others did not hesitate to blame his lovely and respectable teammate. Even the "Avenger Conscience" Steve The husband also followed them in a panic.

what?

You ask Clint, since he remembers that the Avengers blamed him before, do you still remember that the reason why they were able to blame him was because Ysu opened his eyes and told lies at the beginning?

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Don't talk nonsense!

Clint said that he firmly defended the innocence of Yisu's little cook, what does this have to do with Yisu?It's just that Natasha and the others are bad.

Other Avengers: "...???"

Of course, Natasha and the others are very clear that Clint said this purely in order to retaliate against their deception against him just now, but——

Is he stupid?

Who gave him the confidence to think that he alone could take down all the Avengers except him?

Rejoice?

"Clint, you've changed."

I don't know whether it was infected by the Justice League, or it was because of the foodie attributes. The originally pure and unpretentious Avengers suddenly got into the upper body. Scott said, "From the original honest and pure Hawkeye to now Insidious and cunning Fat Chirp, what did time, the butcher's knife, do to you?"

Sam sighed: "Didn't we expose your true colors just now? Now you are slandering us for revenge?"

Tony shook his head and said, "It's really disappointing us, Clint, you actually want Yisu to misunderstand that we are the kind of people who will eat all the delicious food behind our good friends' backs?"

Natasha opened her eyes and said nonsense: "We obviously knew that Tony was going to X Academy to invite Ys to our Avengers Building. In order to welcome Ys, I went to the supermarket to buy a lot of Chinese food ingredients, and planned to go with Ys tonight Make a delicious and hearty meal."

"Avengers Conscience" Steve and "Avengers Honest Man" Dr. Banner looked at each other silently: "Natasha is right."

Clint: "...!!!???"

Wow!

them……

them……

them……

They won QAQ

Yisu who was on the side once again witnessed the scene of Clint being bullied by other Avengers, almost dying of laughter.

So Hawkeye's status in the Avengers is so low because he can't fly after eating fat?

After the dinners prepared by Yisu and the Avengers were brought to the table one by one, the air in the dining room seemed to be tainted with the aroma of various meals, making the gluttons in people's stomachs gurgling. Call.

After everyone was seated, everyone couldn't wait to move their chopsticks. The soft and fragrant fish-flavored eggplant was fresh and salty, delicious and thick, and served with hot white rice, it was an endless aftertaste.

The bright and bright eight-treasure chili sauce is not only attractive in appearance, but also rich in ingredients. When you take a bite, you will be full of spicy food at first, and then you can taste a little sweetness after chewing carefully. The freshness of shrimp, diced chicken and diced meat, The crispness and tenderness of chicken, duck gizzard and pork kidney, and the rich texture of diced chestnuts and green beans make this dish very popular.

Clint picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and when he put it in his mouth, the sweet and sour taste made his eyes shine. When he bit it down, the skin of the meat strip was crispy and crispy. In addition to the delicious taste, the taste originally absorbed in the meat strips is also released, which really whets the appetite.

Sam scooped a spoonful of crab and put it into his mouth. When the golden crab roe-like egg and the snow-white yellow croaker meat were chewed between his teeth, the intertwined taste of the two was as delicious as eating real The crab roe was like crab meat.

Sam felt that way now, and he asked curiously, "Did we buy crabs today?"

Scott said, "No."

"It's made with eggs and yellow croaker fish, not crab roe and crab meat." Yisu glanced at it and said, "I also added salted egg yolk, so the taste will be more similar."

The brunette girl said, and smiled and glanced at Dr. Banner, "But Dr. Banner should be able to eat it?"

Hearing Yisu's words, the Avengers at the dinner table couldn't help laughing, and they couldn't help but look at Dr. Banner, and began to tease him: "I still remember what the captain described to us at that time, The Hulk he saw was as good as a rabbit."

"God knows that at that time we all wondered if the captain had misunderstood the rabbit!"

Hearing what they said, Steve couldn't help but think of what happened that day. His expression was innocent and helpless, and he said, "I was also wondering if I had encountered a fake Hulk."

Hearing what Steve said, Yisu couldn't help laughing, and she said, "Emmm, I'm actually skeptical too."

Seeing other people looking over, the black-haired girl continued, "Because I think the Hulk that day... Emmmm, was a little cute."

Even though Yisu had just broken the dimensional wall at that time, she hadn’t seen Hulk angry and fighting before that, but she has read comics/animations, so she naturally knew how terrifying Hulk was in that state and scary too.

But that day he was lying on her window, waiting obediently for her to feed her. His huge body and his obedient appearance formed a huge contrast, so that Yisu somehow felt a little cute.

Hearing what Yisu said, Tony and the others quickly said, "Illusion! It's all an illusion! Be sober, sweetheart!"

"Yi Su, think about it carefully, he is the one who is going to steal your food, why is he so cute?"

what?

You ask Tony why they say that?

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Of course, it was to maintain their status in Yisu's mind. Don't you see that Charles and the others lost a dish of mapo tofu because their status was not guaranteed?

Hearing what Tony said, Dr. Banner cleared his throat, and then said: "If I remember correctly, I said that I was attracted by the aroma of the crab roe soup dumplings made by Ysu, all of you Are you saying it's impossible?"

As he said that, he glanced at Tony, "At that time, Tony, you also brought up Brownian motion, gas kinetic theory, Newtonian mechanics, statistical mechanics... to prove that the crab roe soup dumplings made by Yisu couldn't be so delicious that they attracted me. "

After hearing Dr. Banner's words, Yisu glanced at the other Avengers, and then fell on Tony: "Mr. Iron Man, is what Dr. Banner said true?"

Tony: "..."

Wow.

Obviously just called him Tony one by one, even hugged him, laughed and danced, and forced him to make a greasy confession face to face, but now he is calling him Mr. Iron Man?

While thinking this way in his heart, Tony met Yisu's gaze, blinked his big watery eyes at her, and pretended to be stupid: "Emmm, is it? Bruce must have made a mistake, because I don’t even know what Brownian motion, kinetic theory of gases, Newtonian mechanics, statistical mechanics… he was talking about.”

Dr. Banner: "..."

other people:"……"

Wow.

You really deserve to open your eyes and talk nonsense, Ni.

Tony, who completely ignored other people looking at him with "→_→" eyes, looked at the brunette girl, and continued, "And sweetheart, you have to believe that what I tell you is true, do you think I will Because you are so beautiful and cute, do you casually say that the dishes you cook are delicious and delicious?"

Dr. Banner: "..."

other people:"……"

Wow.

As expected of Playboy Ni.

Tony looked at Ysu sincerely, and said affectionately, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't believe what I said, sweetheart, but please give me a chance to prove it—"

He stretched out his hand to hold Yisu's hand, and said seriously, "I will eat up all the dishes on the table to prove that I am telling the truth."

Dr. Banner: "..."

other people:"……"

Wow.

As expected of Demi Ni.

For Tony's behavior of taking advantage of Ysu and taking advantage of them, the other Avengers dealt a severe blow, specifically manifested in——

What does Tony eat.

What are they grabbing.

So after a meal, Tony was almost mad at them like a puffer fish, but the opposite was Clint.

After the sharp archer who just had the courage (wisdom) to fight (line) tried to bring down the other Avengers by himself failed miserably, he should have been the target of the other Avengers at the dinner table That's right.

As a result, he made a death because of Tony's straight (flower) posture, and successfully pulled everyone's firepower to him, so Clint successfully found a shield and helped him carry it Wave after wave of physical and magical attacks.

Clint: "..."

Next time he steals one of Tony's donuts...be sure to save one for him.

Tony: "..."

It turned out that he really stole the donuts before! ?

After eating and drinking enough, the Avengers remembered the business that had just been interrupted by Dingsheng Cake, and they returned to the living room to continue the topic just now.

"Well, Yisu, you just said that the person who saved you is hungry, you treated him to a box of Dingsheng Cake, right?" Natasha looked at Yisu and asked, "Then you Have you seen what he looks like?"

Yisu: "...!!!"

coming!

coming!

They finally asked the most critical place!

Thinking of this, Yisu was inexplicably agitated, because the next moment might be her aspiration for the Oscar queen, she took a deep breath silently in her heart, but her face did not reveal any emotion, and she said calmly and calmly. Calmly, she nodded and said, "En."

It is said that there are no lines or few lines to test people's acting skills more. Yi Su thinks it is right, because she has to combine all her complicated emotions into one "um", and instantly make it into a story with a story. Um.

Hearing Yisu's answer, Natasha responded, "Oh."

Ysu: "...???"

Oh?

Just one?

The black-haired girl looked at Natasha, and saw that she was leaning on Dr. Banner's shoulder, and she looked extremely lazy, completely devoid of her usual capable and shrewd appearance.

Looking at the other people, all of them are lazy, like a satiated cat, even if they hear her words, they don’t react much, as if what she said is not seeing the secret of Hydra The real appearance of the killer Winter Soldier is just an insignificant passerby.

Ysu: "..."

Just crying.

If she couldn't win the Oscar, it must be because of him!they!this!help!group!play!No!match!combine!s reason!

At this time, Yisu suddenly missed Moriarty, she thought, although Jim's acting skills are poor, but he has a high degree of cooperation, it will not appear like this at all——

The embarrassing situation that you turn a blind eye to when you should cooperate with me.

James Dramatist Moriarty who was suddenly cue: "...???"

In fact, it's not that Natasha and the others are unwilling to cooperate with Ys, but because they are still reminiscing about the sumptuous dinner just now, and it's a bit difficult for them to concentrate on the business after the meal. Powerless.

However, seeing Ysu's stupefied look a little aggrieved and pitiful (Ysu: ... you go! You go!), Steve quickly asked: "Then Yisu, do you still remember what he looks like?"

Yisu nodded: "I remember."

Hearing Yisu's answer, Natasha's eyes lit up, and the other people present seemed to have their seal broken all of a sudden, and they all cheered up.

"Yesu, do you still remember what he looks like?" Natasha frowned slightly, and said with a smile, "That's great. If I seek revenge from someone in the future, it will be much easier."

Hearing that Natasha said "revenge", the others laughed, obviously knowing the grievances between the Black Widow and the Winter Soldier.

Steve asked, "Then do I need to prepare paper and pen?"

While talking, he looked at Yisu, and then said, "You describe it, and I draw it?"

"Is there any paper and pen?" Upon hearing Steve's suggestion, Yisu's eyes lit up, and she said, "Shall I draw? I'm afraid that my description is not accurate enough."

No.

In fact, Yisu was worried that Steve didn't draw enough like James Barnes. Even if he did, she was also worried that Steve would think that because he knew Bucky and knew him very well, so When going through her description, I couldn't help thinking of Bucky's body, which is why the painting looks so much like Bucky's.

After all, no matter whether it is Steve or the other Avengers, in their perception, Bucky had already died during World War II.

But it’s different for Ys to paint. First of all, she has seen the Winter Soldier and knows that the Winter Soldier is Bucky. Secondly, she can tell Natasha and the others without guilt that she has never seen anything about (live-action version) ) photos or documentaries of Sergeant Barnes.

So even if the Winter Soldier she drew is exactly the same as Bucky, it won't make other people suspect anything, it will only make Steve and the others suspect that Bucky didn't die back then, and that he is today's Winter Soldier.

Hearing what Yisu said, Steve and the others didn't suspect anything. After all, when Tony checked her information, he didn't find any problems.

Coupled with the fact that so many of their superheroes have been in contact with and got along with Ys, they are absolutely sure that Ys' cleanliness and innocence are not faked.

Tony, who didn't want to move, called dummy casually, telling him to fetch the paper and pen, and then...

Tony saw A4 paper falling all over the floor behind dummy who was coming towards them with paper and pen.

"Tsk."

Tony rubbed his temples, looking like he had a headache, "Dummy, you gave me another reason to donate you to the city university."

Hearing Tony's words, dummy handed the rest of the paper and pen to Yisu, then lowered its robotic arm in frustration, and then as if thinking of something, it started to move at once, and then moved at the fastest speed. The speed disappeared in front of everyone.

Before Tony figured out the meaning of this reaction of his mechanical arm, dummy reappeared in front of everyone, and it had an unopened bottle of wine on it, and it was rushing "excitedly" Follow Tony.

You must know that Tony often drinks alcohol or coffee. Although he is often told by the smart housekeeper Jarvis to pay attention to his health, the wine on his wine cabinet has never been short, and he basically makes up for it.

And now dummy obviously wants to play to his liking and use Tony's good wine to curry favor with him.

Considering dummy's usual ability to handle affairs, the bottle of wine fell to the ground with a bang before it was sent to Tony to please him.

Tony: "dummy!"

That was his favorite bottle of wine!

Dummy turned her body and "looked" at the wine that fell on the ground. If it had any expression, it must be very confused now.

"puff."

Seeing the dazed dummy, and then looking at Tony who was about to collapse, the Avengers couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing that Tony was about to speak again, Steve said, "Tony, I think you should stop talking Donate the dummy, otherwise I don't think it's been donated yet and you'll have to run out of liquor in your liquor cabinet."

Tony: "..."

While they were talking and laughing, Yisu had successfully drawn the face of the Winter Soldier on the paper. Looking at the finished product she just drew, she almost wanted to call herself——

Oh my God!

I am simply a genius!

It looks exactly like the Winter Soldier himself!

Seeing Yisu holding the paper and admiring it, Natasha smiled and asked, "Ysu, is the painting finished?"

As she asked, she approached Yisu, her eyes fell on her work, and then...

Ok.

Her smile froze.

Seeing this, Tony and the others came over curiously, and then...

Ok.

Their expressions also froze.

What the hell is she drawing! ?

A large round circle (face), inside two small circles (eyes) of about the same size, and a wavy line (flat mouth) below, and more importantly——

Why is there instant noodles (curly hair) hanging on a piece of pie! ! ?

The author has something to say:

Ys: My God!I'm great!With such a resemblance, Captain would be crippled if he couldn't recognize that it was his Bucky!

Steve · not lame · but really can't recognize it Rogers: ...? ? ?

Hahahahahahahaha Yisu is as confident in his painting skills as he is in his acting skills!

But the Winter Soldier may want to hit someone after seeing it 23333