[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Before breaking the Dimensional Wall, Ys was amazed by Jarvis's elegant and fluent British accent while watching Marvel animation, and he has never forgotten it ever since.

So after breaking the dimensional wall, Ys has been looking forward to the opportunity to hear Jarvis' male voice.

Don't think she is whimsical, you must know that Ys already knew Steve and Dr. Banner before, and later met Tony, the maker of Jarvis, not to mention that not long ago the entire Avengers became "my center". restaurant" loyal diners.

So according to this speed of development, Yisu felt that the day when he heard Jarvis's male god voice should not be far away.

It turns out that it is indeed not far away, though!yes!

Yisu never expected that not only did she hear the voice of her male god Jarvis that day, but she also masturbated!arrive!up!she!male!god!Jia!dimension!Si!of!body!body!

Ysu: "..."

So happy that I wanted to explode!

"My God, Tony, you are really amazing!" Holding Jiawei in her arms, Yisu looked at Tony with eyes that shone brighter than the stars in the sky, and she said, "I thought, I originally Thought it was a real cat."

But who would have thought it was a doraemon?

And it's a robot cat with the soul of Jarvis!

Oh my God!

Yisu thinks that Tony's "Jarvis + cat" operation is simply 666! ?

"You're really awesome! Tony!" Yisu was so excited that she wanted to jump on the spot twice, she hugged Tony, even if the steel suit was cold, it couldn't quench her fiery heart , "You are a genius! Awesome!"

The black-haired girl wanted to give Tony a big heart, she said, "You are really amazing! Tony, you are super handsome! You are [-] meters tall in my heart now!"

Yisu only felt that she was so full of books now that she hated less. She wished she could find all the fancy compliments in the world and use them on Tony.

How is he so good?

It's just awesome!

Looking at Yisu's look, if it wasn't for lack of strength, he would have picked him up and jumped on the spot together, Tony couldn't help laughing.

To be honest, the reason why he designed such a doraemon is simply because Yisu said in the video that the reason why she prefers to stay in X Academy is because there are "cat ears" for her to masturbate.

So in order to abduct Yisu to their Avengers Building, Tony came up with such a way——

What is "cat ears"?

Give Yisu a cat so that she can really love cats.

However, for Tony Stark, a genius who can build circuit boards at the age of four, build engines at the age of six, and enter the undergraduate department of the Department of Electrical Engineering of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology at the age of 15 and graduate with the highest score, Jane Simply giving a cat as a present is simply out of his style.

Besides, an ordinary cat, if he can give it away, can others not?So if you want to give it, you have to give a unique cat, not only unique, but also marked with his Tony Stark label, so——

In this way, Jiawei Meow was born.

On the way Tony flew to X Academy, he imagined how happy Ysu would be when she received this gift, but he didn't expect that she was actually happier than he imagined, even so happy that she was a little incoherent .

Seeing the black-haired girl in front of him so excited that her little face was flushed and her eyes were shining brightly, Tony somehow felt a sense of accomplishment.

That kind of joy, pride and complacency is like when he flew into the sky in the steel suit.

"So do you like this gift? Sweetheart." Tony looked at Ysu, "I made this specially for you."

"Yes, are you going to give it to me?" When Yisu didn't know that it was Jawimeow, she thought that Tony had come to give her a cat specially, but when she learned that it was Javemeow At that time, she couldn't believe it.

After all, this cat is Jarvis who can form a CP with Tony in Janie. According to the relationship between them, would Tony give Jarvis (even one of them) away casually?

Facts have proved-

meeting.

"of course."

Tony looked at Ysu's unbelievable look, reached out and touched her head, then he approached her, and seduced her in a seductive tone, "Ysu, as long as you promise to be with me, you will get revenge If you don’t want to build a building, you’re Jarvis’ shit shoveler.”

Hearing what Tony said, before Yisu, who was involved, had time to react, the mutants watching were about to blow up——

Oh my god!

Someone actually came to X Academy to snatch the little cook from them! ?

"Promise!? It doesn't exist! Yisu lived well in our X Academy, why did he go to the Avengers Building!?"

"The Avengers are so arrogant! They came to our territory and wanted to take our people away!?"

"I didn't expect him to be such an Iron Man! He's so scheming! Did he think that any random doraemon could buy our Yisu!?"

"But..." When all the mutants were attacking Tony, Wanda looked at Javemeow in Ysu's arms and couldn't help but said, "Don't you think that cat is really cute? ?"

It's just itchy and I want to masturbate.

Mutants: "..."

Ahhh, don't tell the truth!

In order to keep Yisu, Cyclops racked his brains, and immediately pushed the phantom cat out: "Isn't it just a cat? We also have one here!"

"Are you crazy? Scott!" Phantom Cat looked at Cyclops speechlessly, "My name is Phantom Cat, but I'm not a cat! How did Ysu lick me?"

"Fuck!?"

Hearing the phantom cat's words, she woke up the dreamer with a single word, and Clarice hurriedly said, "Go to Logan and let Yisu lick it (his 'cat ears')."

"But Logan is out." Qin frowned and said, "I won't be back until later."

Mutants: "..."

Wasn't there when it was time to compete for favor?

What is the use of such a Wolverine?

Logan Wolverine, obviously in charge of force, turned out to be in charge of fighting for favor Howlett: "...???"

"Then what should we do?" Pietro said, "I see Yisu as if he is going to agree to Iron Man."

Uh.

Not like.

I really want to promise Iron Man.

After all, who can resist a cute and fluffy cat like Jarvis?

"Quick! Just find something fluffy and fluffy and come here."

"Can Warren? He's got wings, and the furry kind."

"Uh, fuck an angel?"

Warren Angel Worthington III: "...???"

What the hell?

Warren, who had originally planned to come over to see what was going on, flapped his wings silently and flew away after hearing what they said.

Seeing this, Phantom Cat and the others were almost pissed off, but fortunately, an angel left and another beast came, and they pulled Hank over without saying a word: "Quick! Hank, change your body!"

Confused Hank: "...???"

All right, what kind of body do you transform into?

Looking at Hank who looked out of the situation, the mutants wanted to explain, but found that it was a long story, so they simply cut the long story short: "Someone is going to take Yisu away! We won't be able to eat the dinner she made in the future... ..."

As soon as the voice fell to the ground, the mutants saw that Hank, who was not in the situation just now, suddenly turned into a big blue monster in the blink of an eye. He faced the crowd with his lion head: "Who wants to bring Go Ysu!?"

Looking at Hank the Beast who is fluffy but has nothing to do with cuteness at all, the mutants: "..."

Make sense.

Looking at Hank, the fluffy beast with a ferocious blue lion head, they actually thought Logan the Wolverine, who had a ferocious face but a pair of "cat ears", was cute.

Seeing that Clarice and the others were silent, Hank frowned—this expression made him look even more menacing—he asked, "Didn't someone say that someone is going to take Yisu away? Who is it? Yisu Woolen cloth?"

Seeing Hank turning his head to look for Yisu, the mutants pulled him back one after another——

It's dying.

They originally planned to use something to attract Yisu to stay.

But if Hank rushed up directly, would he scare Yisu away in minutes?

It turns out that if Hank didn't rush up directly, Yisu would have to run away, because her whole heart was already occupied by Jarvis who turned into a cat——

what?

Wolverine's "cat ears"?

Yisu who was completely fascinated by Jiawei Meow: "..."

What are "cat ears"?

Logan: "...???"

what?

Charles' puppyeyes?

Yi Su, who is obsessed with masturbating Jia Wei, can't help himself: "..."

Charles is shei?

Charles: "...???"

what?

Wanda their little angel smiles?

Yisu took a sip of Jiawei Meow and felt ecstatic: "..."

Isn't there only one little angel in the world, Jiawei Meow?

Wanda and the others: "...???"

Avengers Building.

When Tony came back with Ys, he immediately received an unprecedented warm welcome. Seeing the posture of the Avengers, it was as if they were welcoming their triumphant heroes.

In fact it is.

"Tony! You are my hero tonight!" Clint rushed up and gave Tony a bear hug, and he said, "Really, I used to be so blind that I didn't realize how tall you are until now. , so mighty, so handsome and charming."

Hearing Clint say such crooked and nasty words, the other Avengers expressed their willingness to bow down. Sam rubbed the goose bumps on his arms and said, "My God, how did Clint say that?" What? I can't stand just listening to it."

"No." Scott said on the side, "If you think about it, if Clint said these words to you, you will find that it is really unbearable."

It is really unbearable.

Hearing what Sam and Scott said, Tony, who was hugged by Clint and forced to confess face to face, secretly thought in his heart that such a confession was too greasy, and he couldn't hold it.

So Tony stretched out his hand and pushed Clint's face away without saying a word, and he said, "I accept your admiration, stay away from me now."

It hurts the eyes.

what?

You asked if Tony didn’t have such an attitude when facing Ysu’s confession just now. Didn’t she forcefully confess to him face to face, and didn’t the lines she said were also as greasy as Clint?

How come he can stand Ysu's forced face-to-face greasy confession, but can't stand Clint's?

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The world still looks at faces.

Tony, who has no love for his teammates, unceremoniously complained about his fat and handsome appearance. Faced with such a greasy confession that he forced face to face, it made people feel as heavy as his weight.

Clint Fat Joe Button: "...???"

It has been said that he is simply because the weather has been freezing lately, he, a person who works outdoors at heights, needs to raise some fat to keep himself warm! ! ! !

Other Avengers who witnessed Clint's transformation from Hawkeye to Fatty: "..."

In summer, he also said that he expanded with heat and contracted with cold.

Clint: "..."

It hurts, old men.

Clint, who was so disliked by Tony, turned his head and complained to his good brother/partner: "Look at Tony! I am so enthusiastic and he still dislikes me!"

Good brother/good partner: "This wave we stand in the tin can."

Clint: "..."

Isn't he their little angel?

Avengers: "..."

When was it?

Clint: "..."

I looked at Tony's disgusted face, then looked at the indifferent faces of the other Avengers, and finally looked at Fat Jiu... No, Clint's expression was as aggrieved as a 250-jin fat man, the Iraqi of the melon-eating crowd. Su couldn't help but burst out laughing directly.

Although the black-haired girl had already seen the way people get along in the superhero team of the Avengers when she was in "My Chinese Restaurant" before, but this is so, when Yisu saw it again, she felt that she still didn't understand Fayin resisted the urge to laugh.

Because it's so fun.

"Leave him alone, sweetheart." Tony put his arms around Ysu's shoulders and led her inside, he said, "You have to know that every team will always have a more unbearable character, Ke Rindt is the one to play that role."

Speaking of this, the richest man in New York dissed another of the local tycoon CP, "And the old bat in Gotham next door also plays this role in the Justice League."

Hearing Tony's words, Yisu couldn't help but smiled again. She looked at him and said, "Tony, I thought you and Mr. Batman should have a good relationship?"

"Who gave you the illusion? Yisu." Hearing what Yisu said, Tony, who was the person involved, suddenly had an expression on his face as if he had eaten something unclean, and he said, "This is simply terrible."

Seeing Tony like this, Yisu suppressed a smile, if not for not exposing herself, she would have said——

Have you forgotten that "rounding up is equal to Stark and Wayne getting married" photo on the shore of Daming Lake! ?

"I think you're scary too." Natasha stepped forward, then opened Tony's hand around Ysu's shoulder, and pulled the black-haired girl to her side, "Speak as you speak, don't be casual Then take advantage of other girls."

After speaking to Tony, Natasha looked at Ys, smiled at her and said, "You are welcome to visit the Avengers Building, Ys."

"Yes, you are welcome to visit the Avengers Building."

"Ysu, you can stay here as long as you want, we welcome you very much."

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Looking at the enthusiastic Avengers, Yisu raised his lips towards them: "Thank you, then I will interrupt."

"Don't bother me at all." Sam said to Ysu, "Ysu, you don't have to be too cautious, just treat this place as your own home, we are all like this anyway."

Sam's words were unanimously agreed by the other Avengers except Tony, because they, like Ysu, moved in without paying rent.

"What's the same?" Yisu said with a smile, "You are all Avengers."

So living in the Avengers Building is a matter of course, and she is not from the Avengers, and the most fundamental reason for moving from the X Academy to the Avengers Building this time is for refuge.

Speaking of this, Yisu couldn't help asking, "By the way, I shouldn't cause you any trouble if I move in, right?"

Ysu was able to accept Charles' kindness and lived in X Academy because the military was originally targeting mutants, but this matter had nothing to do with the Avengers from the very beginning.

It's just that when he was in X Academy, Yisu was completely fascinated by Jia Weimiao, how could he remember this matter?

"Of course not." Hearing Ysu's question, Natasha smiled at her and said, "Actually, Ysu, you may still be able to help us."

Although the military was targeting the mutants at the beginning, but after the Hydra accident, the whole thing became no longer simple. It was just a matter between the military and the mutants. up.

Although Yisu is not a mutant, considering that she was there at the time, maybe she can provide them with some useful information to let them know more about the ghost legend of Hydra——

Winter Soldier.

Yes, after an in-depth investigation, the people of the Avengers also knew that the person who appeared on the scene that day, disrupted the military's operation, and saved Yisu and the others from the disaster was Hydra's killer Winter Soldier.

Although the people of the Avengers have not figured out the purpose of Hydra, or the purpose of the Winter Soldier, but they know very well that if the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. They went to S.H.I.E.L.D. for investigation.

After thinking about this, Tony became more determined to bring Yisu back to the Avengers Building.

what?

You asked Tony if he was worried about Charles by doing this, thinking that he couldn't protect Ys in front of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

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He simply didn't want to give up the "hero saving the beauty" drama to Charles. After all, those who save Yisu the hero can enjoy her food plus.

However, Yisu, who didn't know the inside story, was stunned for a moment when he heard Natasha's words: "Helping you?"

"Yes." Natasha nodded, and then told Yisu after deleting some things that are inconvenient to leak out of the inside story, and she said, "So Yisu, you can rest assured to live here."

They said that, on the one hand, they were telling the truth, and on the other hand, they were also trying to prevent Ysu from living in the Avengers Building with any psychological burden.

However, after hearing Natasha's words, Yisu said in an unexpected tone: "I thought Natasha, when you said - help you, meant that I made good food for you."

The surprise and surprise in Yisu's tone can be heard, the Avengers: "..."

So what did they do to make Yisu misunderstand them like this?They're the Avengers, not the Foodie Club, okay? ?

Bruce and Diana, who were at the same table with the Avengers that day and witnessed their internal strife and even almost fought over a bite of food: "..."

Did they collectively lose their memory? ?

What the hell did they have no idea! ?

The "no points" avengers looked at Ysu silently, watching the latter silently block Jiawei in front of them: "Don't blame me, that's not what Clint said in the video that day ?"

Clint: "...???"

No, no.

He obviously thought so, but didn't say so, okay! ?

Clint, who was about to refute, noticed that the other Avengers looked at him with unbelievable eyes after hearing what Yisu said——

Wow!

It turns out that the culprit who ruined the reputation of our Avengers is you!

Looking at Sam and the others, all of them are good actors, Clint: "...!!!???"

Wow.

Everyone said he did a good job that day!

Are you actually putting the blame on him now! ?

Facts have proved that the other Avengers not only want to hold the blame on him, but also step on each of them ruthlessly to ensure that the blame is firmly held on him and cannot be shaken off.

"Wow, Fat Chirp, you let me down so much." Sam looked at him sadly, as if he had witnessed his friend go astray, "Did you forget that we are a superhero team?"

"To be honest, I thought you, Clint, simply cared about Yisu's safety, and that's why you invited her to the Avengers Building. I didn't expect you..." Scott said, shaking his head in disappointment.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person." Tony said to Clint sternly, "It seems that you have lost the opportunity to admire Tony Stark! Because I don't need such fans!"

Natasha sighed: "Clint, you are definitely the worst class I have ever partnered with."

Dr. Banner said to Clint: "You should be glad that the big guy in me is still sleeping now."

Even Captain America Steve, known as the "conscience of the Avengers", glanced at him, moved his lips, and then sighed deeply.

Clint: "...???"

Is it because people from the Justice League came to visit before, so all of you have been infected by them and become drama stars! ! ! ?