[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

After a meal, Sherlock and Moriarty, whose sense of taste and appetite were greatly satisfied, instantly transformed into Sherlock Meow and Moria Meow. At this moment, there was no tit-for-tat and tension between the two of them. , On the contrary, it is surprisingly peaceful.

In fact, even Sherlock and Moriarty didn't expect that there would be a day when they would sit down so calmly. It's not that they usually fight to the death when they meet, but if they frame together, their respective The brain hardly stops running at high speed.

It's really the first time in history that I don't use anything and let my brain completely empty.

Moriarty looked at Sherlock on the opposite side, and suddenly smiled at him: "How is it? Is the Chinese food made by Yisu delicious?"

There is nothing wrong with this sentence itself, but Moriarty asked it in such a tone, coupled with the smile on his face, no matter how you look at it, one can be sure that he must have malicious intentions.

Sherlock glanced at him, and said directly: "You seem to want to laugh at my stubbornness just now?"

Sherlock admitted that he was indeed too arrogant and proud in this matter. Not only did every bite of the food made by Ysu automatically play the popping BGM, but the character design even collapsed after eating it.

If it was changed to before, Sherlock must have firmly believed that if a man from the Holmes family had the attribute of food protection, then he must belong to Mycroft.

but now……

Obviously, Sherlock didn't think so after eating a Chinese meal made by Ys.

"No, no, why do you think so?"

Moriarty shook his head at Sherlock. Like in front of Ys, his smile was still relaxed and childish, but the difference was that in front of Sherlock, he was so childish. There was a little more nervousness in it, he said, "In fact, I forgive your ignorance, just like before I met Yisu, I was like a frog at the bottom of a well."

Does Moriarty want to win Sherlock?Of course he would, but he wouldn't be complacent about it, at most he would be...

Just look at Sherlock's jokes.

Of course, Moriarty did have ill intentions for Sherlock, because after he thoughtfully found reasons and explanations for Sherlock, he smiled gloatingly, "But I think someone should have been included in Ysu's list." Blacklisted."

Hearing Moriarty's words, the expression on Sherlock's face froze slightly, obviously thinking of what happened before the meal.

Normally, Sherlock doesn't need to be reminded to think of it, but from the "tasting experience" of so many diners before, the food made by Yisu really has the ability to make people forget their troubles and lose all negative things. The magic of emotions.

Even Bruce and Tony, who don't like each other, can feel that each other looks pleasing to the eye during the sage time after the meal, which proves that nothing is impossible.

"You seem to be sure that you won't be on Ys's blacklist?" Sherlock looked at Moriarty after reacting, "Don't forget, you are now disguising an identity to get along with her."

"Wow, I misread you, Sherlock." Moriarty pretended to be disappointed, "In order to continue to eat the food made by Ys, you actually threatened me?"

Regarding Moriarty's words, Sherlock would smirk, and he said, "You took the initiative to mention it, isn't it just to make me say this sentence?"

"It's unbelievable, will Sherlock Holmes obediently follow my script one day?" Moriarty leaned forward slightly, approaching Sherlock, "So that we can all eat Chinese food made by Ys in the future , make a deal, Sherlock."

Sherlock looked at him and heard Moriarty continue, "Only Jim here, not James Moriarty."

Hearing what he said, Sherlock's eyes flashed. Although they already knew Moriarty's identity, he was still a professor in the mathematics department of a university with a good reputation in the eyes of the public. Otherwise, he would not have There is no problem staying and teaching at Empire State University.

But what Moriarty now means is that not only did Ys know the identities of him and Watson from (Sherlock guessed) other channels or other places, but he might even know the true identity of James Moriarty?

It's no wonder that Sherlock didn't think of this from Ys' reaction before, mainly because he never thought that Moriarty didn't give his full name when he introduced himself to Ys?

Moriarty: "..."

Fortunately, the full name was not reported at the beginning.

He is not sure if Ys knows what the name James Moriarty stands for, but considering the doubts about Ys and the mysteries that have not yet found a reasonable answer, Moriarty feels that he needs to take precautions .

Sherlock didn't say whether he agrees or disagrees with this, but instead asked, "In exchange, you let me get off Ysu's blacklist?"

"No, no, that's your business, Sherlock." Moriarty flatly refused, "Of course you have to deal with it yourself."

Hearing this, Sherlock said, "It sounds like I'm not doing any good."

"Of course." Moriarty laughed. "If you want to relax in New York, there must be someone to share the pressure from Mr. Holmes with you."

Sherlock glanced at him: "Deal."

Mycroft: "...???"

In fact, let alone Mr. Sherlock Holmes who is far away in London, England, he doesn’t know that his own brother joined hands with his old enemy to fight against him for a bite. Even Watson, who just came back from the bathroom, doesn’t know that Sherlock and What just happened to Moriarty.

Because he had just sat back in his seat when Sherlock said to him, "John, remember to call him Jim in the future."

Watson: "...???"

Sherlock, have you forgotten that he's a big bad guy?Or is it that you have already shake hands and formed a food stealing alliance because of what happened just now?

Thinking of this, Watson's heart ached again, it was a Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum!Two white jade mushrooms!Three pieces of colored peppers and four pieces of fungus!

Sherlock glanced at Watson and knew what he was thinking, because the military doctor was so easy to understand, almost everything he thought was written on his face, and he said: "You can refuse, John , but next time we are going to 'My Chinese Restaurant' it won't be so smooth."

Watson: "...!!!"

So, Sherlock, you're really making peace with Moriarty (temporarily) for a bite! ?Good food can't let your brain fall! ?You are depraved now, okay! ?

Watson looked at Sherlock, heartbroken, then turned to look at Moriarty, opened his mouth and shouted, "Hello, Jim."

what?

You ask that Watson actually chose to fall for a bite?

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Is that a regular bite?

That is a bite that can make him give up his life!

What kind of agreement Sherlock, Moriarty, and Watson reached, Yisu didn't know. At this time, she was taking out the mandarin fish that was deep-fried in the oil pan until it was golden brown. Start arranging the plate facing up, and then put the fish head together.

Yisu turned around, took another pot and put in the scallions and sautéed them until fragrant, then took them out, then put the pre-prepared diced mushrooms, shrimps, bamboo shoots and other side dishes into the frying pan, then scooped them up with a spoon and spread them on the fish. After sprinkling pine nuts, it was served to the table of the superheroes together with the previously cooked marinade.

"Ysu, what kind of dish is this?"

Obviously, he was still fighting over the delicious food with Sam just now, but as soon as Yisu served the dishes, his attention was completely attracted by the dishes in her hand. This dish has a unique shape, it looks like a Like a small animal.

Yisu said: "This is the squirrel mandarin fish."

"Because it looks like a squirrel?" Scott looked over curiously, and then said, "I think Cathy might like it if she saw it."

"This is one of the reasons." Yisu said, then smiled, "There is another reason."

As she spoke, the black-haired girl poured the prepared marinade on the squirrel mandarin fish. When the steaming marinade was poured on it, the people at the table heard a "squeak" sound, as if The "squirrel" seemed to come alive.

"Wow!"

Clint and the others couldn't help but gasp in amazement. Of course, they knew very well that the dish on the table was called squirrel mandarin fish, but it was not a real squirrel. scream", but that didn't stop them from saying wow the moment they saw it.

"Well, Cathy will definitely like it when she sees it." Scott changed his words. For adults, even if they know what's going on, they will still be wow, let alone how much they haven't seen yet. The world's children, they will feel novelty and excitement.

Thinking of this, Scott regretted that he didn't bring his daughter here today, but it doesn't matter, it's okay for him to bring Cathy next time.

Scott was still thinking about things, but the other superheroes at the same table had already moved their chopsticks with lightning speed after a sigh of wow.

It is said that there are no fathers and sons in the mall, and this sentence is equally appropriate when used on the dining table. These superheroes who usually fight side by side and unite as one are now almost fighting for a bite.

The deep-fried squirrel mandarin fish is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Pick up a chopstick and put it into your mouth. You can still feel the crispy layer on the surface. After biting off the outer layer, the fish inside is delicate and smooth, as if you don’t need to bite , it can melt on the tip of the tongue.

When they savored the delicacy in their mouths carefully, the tip of their tongues seemed to touch a touch of sweetness, just like the sweetness that makes people's heart throbbing when they are in love, and then a trace of sour surged up, but this trace of sourness It's not astringent, but it has a different taste when mixed with that hint of sweetness.

The orange-yellow squirrel mandarin fish is sweet and sour, with a hint of pine red fragrance. It is served with stir-fried shrimps, crispy diced bamboo shoots, soft diced mushrooms that have absorbed the marinade, etc. , everyone just felt that they were full of sweetness.

Just like Watson and the others, the superheroes at this table also have the same dissatisfaction——

That is, the portion of each dish is not enough for them to eat.

You must know that Watson and the others are only three people, but at their table, besides the Avengers, there are two Bruce and Diana from the Justice League, and Rhodes, the common friend of the Avengers.

In the case of so many people, even if the serving size of the dishes has changed Yisu from a normal size to a plus size, it still cannot fully meet their needs.

So when there was only the last bit of each dish left, these superheroes did their own tricks for the last bite.

"Tony! Stop it!" Clint yelled, "Think about your little belly, and look at Bruce, you are going to run for the list of the most popular men in America!"

"Shut up, you! Hawkeye!" Tony rolled his eyes, "People who eat themselves into fat are not qualified to say this to me. Thinking about your weight, you are determined to lose weight. Are we Avengers pulling on weight?"

Tony's words almost pissed Clint to death. He grabbed Sam at the side and said, "Come on, brother, help me get back!"

As a member of the Gossip Alliance, Sam is of course on the side of his allies. He said to Tony: "Be kind to our archer, Tony, maybe you want to feel the shooting from your teammates when you are fighting?" Is it the cold arrow?"

Seeing his allies help him threaten Tony, Clint felt refreshed, but before he could praise Sam, he was stabbed by his allies in the next second.

After threatening Tony, Sam turned his head and said to Clint, "But what Tony said is also reasonable, you can take it easy, Feijiu, last time I took you flying for a while, I almost lost my waist. "

It is also miserable.

Clint: "..."

roll roll roll!

It's so cold that he, a person who works outdoors at heights, is not allowed to raise some fat for himself to keep warm! ?

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing Clint's pathetic look, the other superheroes laughed very mercilessly.

"In this case, Sam, don't eat too much." Scott said from the side, "After all, you rely on flying. Don't be overweight and lose control one day and fall into the enemy's lair."

Sam said: "Wow, there are quite a few people who rely on flying. No matter how heavy I am, can I be as heavy as the steel suits of Tony and Rhodes?"

Rhodes who was implicated innocently: "...???"

Sam didn't know it, and continued, "Besides, Scott, if you eat it again, have you considered how you feel about your battle uniform?"

As he said that, seeing that Dr. Banner was about to move his chopsticks, he quickly stopped him, "Doctor, don't try to play tricks."

Dr. Banner smiled honestly at them: "I have a hunch that if I don't take the last bite, that big guy will have to run out."

other people:"……"

Wow!

Honest people can threaten people too! ?

When the Avengers were attacking each other, two pairs of chopsticks had already secretly reached out to the mandarin squirrel fish under their noses, but unfortunately they were caught on the spot before they succeeded.

"team leader!"

"Bruce!"

The Avengers who had been quarreling all cast their unfriendly eyes on Steve and Bruce, expressing their meaning with their eyes——

Captain/Batman, we didn't expect you to be such a Captain/Batman.

Steve met their gazes and gave them a righteous gaze: "I'm mainly worried that the food won't taste good when it's cold."

other people:"……"

can.

That's enough.

And the reason Bruce gave was even more "well-intentioned". He said: "In order to ensure the internal unity of your Avengers, I think I should sacrifice the remaining squirrel mandarin fish."

other people:"……"

Captain, they were wrong.

What's even more ridiculous is here.

"Gentlemen!" Natasha said, "Now is the time to show your gentlemanly demeanor!"

Diana also silently took out her mantra lasso, and looked at the men at the same table with a smile: "None of you should want to do it, right?"

Gentlemen:"……"

Are you going to tie us all up?

Looking at the two super heroines who hid their swords in their smiles, the other superheroes silently shook their heads——

Can't be bothered.

But don't think that the other superheroes have quit and the matter is resolved. You must know that the two superheroines, Natasha and Diana, have not yet been torn apart.

what?

You ask, didn't they hit it off immediately after seeing each other, and they fell in love with each other in just a few days, as if they were girlfriends?

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Naive.

In a case like this, only good food is real, everything else is plastic flowers.

Although it is said that sisterhood/brotherhood can be turned into plastic flowers for one bite, but I have to admit that after this lunch, everyone is very satisfied, just like drinking a hot soup in winter , Warm and comfortable all over.

Although they are superheroes who need to save the world frequently, it doesn't mean that Steve and the others don't have leisure time. When they don't need to save the world, they often go out and let themselves relax.

But they are rarely able to relax to the extent they are now, as if all the troubles and worries have been far away from them, their stomachs are heavy with satisfaction, and their hearts are full of happiness.

Natasha's hand held Dr. Banner's hand under the table. When their eyes met, they smiled at each other without opening their mouths. Their affection could be conveyed to each other accurately through their eyes and smiles.

Seeing Natasha and Dr. Banner exuding the sour smell of love all over their bodies, Sam without a girlfriend, and Clint who has a wife but is not around, they both looked unbearable.

"Come on, Xiaona, doctor, don't give us dog food just after we finished eating." Clint shook his head as he spoke, and then grabbed Scott, an ally of the Daddies Alliance. Hand, shaking in front of them, "Otherwise, believe it or not, we can make you sick to the point of nausea?"

Seeing this, Steve on the side couldn't help laughing, but seeing Sam's ready to move, he quickly stopped him: "Sam, stop your thoughts."

"Captain." Sam looked at Steve, "With our friendship, can't we just hold hands?"

Steve had a smile on his face, but he still refused him firmly: "No."

Sam: "..."

This answer can be said to be very cold, the captain.

"...Tony, you know that the steel suit can bear a lot of weight, so I flew to the general's mansion with the tank, threw it at his feet, and said 'bang' and I said to him - this is what you are looking for ?"

Rhodes and his friend Tony were talking about their War Machine story, and when he finished speaking, he looked at him and said, "There was a 'bang' and I said... wait, well, I shouldn't tell you this story, Anyone else would have gone crazy laughing."

While talking, Rhode showed a helpless and regretful expression, but now he made Tony laugh, and he reached out and patted his shoulder, "Don't do that, I promise to give you one that will satisfy you the most next time." response."

"Come on." Rhode rolled his eyes, "You said the same thing last time."

"Really?" Tony blinked at him, those big caramel-colored eyes made him look innocent, but as a good friend, Rhodes had already seen through his innocence. He's a guy who always makes his teeth itch.

Other than Rhodes, Diana is the one who can see the essence through phenomena. At this moment, she was looking at Bruce beside her, ignoring the innocent expression on his face, and said, "Bruce, are you really It's so unkind, knowing that Yisu's food is so delicious, why don't you tell me?"

Don't ask Diana why she knew that Bruce had visited "my Chinese restaurant". Although Tony was the only one who admitted it in the Avengers Building, but...

Don't forget that Bruce cooperated with Tony to make a big news.

So you can figure it out with a little brainstorming.

"I really want to tell you." Bruce spread his hands towards Diana, "But considering that we have something to do in the future, in order to avoid letting you know about it, I have no choice but to not tell you for the time being."

Regarding what Bruce said, Diana said that she didn't believe a single punctuation mark.

In this regard, Bruce said that he had no choice but to imitate Tony's misfortune: "And I thought Barry would tell you? After all, he was the one who gave me 'My Chinese Restaurant' Amway."

Barry lying on the gun: "...???"

This blame can be said to be very innocent, okay?

Compared with the harmonious atmosphere in "My Chinese Restaurant", the atmosphere in a secret base of Hydra is not very good.

After hearing what his subordinates reported, Baron Wolfgang von Strucker, the leader of the terrorist organization-Hydra, asked with a cold face: "You mean that the reason why you failed to take hostages caused the entire team to panic?" The reason why it was caught by S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers was because Crossbones' subordinates blocked it?"

The Hydra soldier standing in front of Baron Strucker was none other than planning to hijack the people in "My Chinese Restaurant" as hostages so that they could escape safely, but his colleague Jack Neeson directly typed "My Chinese Restaurant" The man at the Chinese restaurant.

Hearing Baron Strucker's words, the man nodded: "That's right."

what?

You ask, didn't the man know that Jack was performing an important task at that time, so he had to do it to him?

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Go ahead!

Packing the Winter Soldier's lunch is such an important task! ?

How mentally handicapped he must be if he believed such a nonsense reason! ?

The author has something to say:

Jack: I don't know if you're retarded now, but if you try not to pack lunch for the Winter Soldier, I'm afraid you'll be branded retarded.

Winter Soldier's unhappy face: ...I'm afraid of myself when I'm hungry, so I ask you if you're afraid! ?

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And how is Mike who is far away in London?Your dear brother has decided to join hands with Mo Niang to fight against you 23333