[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

The clown is not a bumpkin who has never seen anything in the world. On the contrary, because of his identity and ability, even if he is not committed to becoming a foodie who eats the world, what delicious food he wants will not be able to eat?

It is for this reason that the clown is really curious——

What kind of delicious food is there in Arkham Asylum that smells so delicious! ?

Of course, before getting the answer, the clown was just curious, wondering if this is a trap set by Batman to trap him?Or is there really something good in Arkham Asylum?

There seems to be a causal relationship between the two. For example, Batman specially asked people to cook delicious food in Arkham Asylum in order to trap the Joker, but you must know that if it is a trap, then the smell of food he smells It doesn't have to be pure food aroma anymore.

After all, the spreading range and ability of that fragrance is so strong that the Joker is even more suspicious that this is just some gadget made by Batman to trap him.

Of course, even after seeing Harley Quinn and the others, the Joker knew that although the range and ability of this scent spread was so strong that he doubted that it was actually something delicious in the Arkham Asylum, it was just It's just delicious.

if not?

Can it still be delicious?

On the way of sprinting [-] meters straight to the kitchen with the Riddler and the others, the clown was running wildly (clown: ...Damn! Why are they running? He unconsciously started to run too!) while thinking so in his heart with.

However, the closer to the kitchen, the idea of ​​the clown, like the Riddler who was left behind by him when he ran wildly, was gradually left behind by him, until he walked into the smelly kitchen, taking advantage of Yisu With his back to the door, he accidentally ate a mouthful of chopped pepper fish head...

Only the clown knows—

Original!Come!real!of!Can!by!good!eat!arrive!superior!sky!

Fish head with chopped pepper is a famous traditional Hunan dish both at home and abroad. Visually——

The big mouth fish head divided into two is covered with chopped red pepper on one side and minced turmeric on the other side, with green onion sprinkled on top and black tempeh mixed in it.

Just by looking at it, people can stop their eyes on its gorgeous and unparalleled appearance.

On the sense of smell—

Whether it's fried shallots, ginger, and garlic or the mouth-watering chopped peppers, just smelling their fragrance in the air is enough to whet the appetite in one's stomach.

On the palate—

The chopped pepper fish head just out of the pot is still hot, so when the already soft and glutinous fish is eaten in the mouth, it feels like it melts in the mouth.

The fish, known as the flavor of all flavors, tastes without a trace of fishy smell. When it is paired with salty and spicy red pepper, it has a perfect blend of lightness and heavy taste. For a moment, the clown feels like his soul I was so surprised that I got out of my body.

what?

You said that the clown just thought it was delicious at most!already!?

……

……

……

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

The clown who quickly popped up and denied the three consecutive times said, this is obviously so delicious, okay! ?

So when Yisu turned around, the scene that happened at the Gotham reception (in the original world) was staged here again.

"Hi Beauty, may I know your name?"

The clown stretched out his hand to stroke his green hair, then showed a bright smile to Yisu, and said, "I don't think you will have the heart to reject an admirer who is eager to know your name, will you?"

Ysu: "..."

Different world, same confession.

Before turning around, Yisu really didn't know that the clown had entered the kitchen, which frightened the brunette who saw him immediately after turning around.

It's not that Yisu in the original world has been in contact with the clown so many times, and she is still afraid of him, but...

Anyone who turns around will be shocked if suddenly there is a crazy idiot behind him, okay?

And this is a crazy idiot with a contrasting color of green and purple (hair and clothes), pale skin, and two scars on his cheeks.

It's just that Yisu hadn't had time to calm down her heart that was beating wildly because of the sudden sight of the clown, the expression on her face showed a little helplessness because of what he said.

You can guess without thinking, the clown must have eaten the Chinese food she made.

It's strange to say that when other people eat the Chinese food she cooks, whether it's a superhero or a super villain, they basically switch to the gentle mode automatically. The clown is good, and switches to the idiot mode with one click.

Ysu: "...???"

Is the way he eats different from others?

About this point, Harley Quinn and others don't know, of course, they don't want to know, they just want to know——

Talk and talk!

Confession is confession!

But the clown touched Yisu's little hand and said that he wanted to die! ?

For the Riddler and Bain, seeing the clown's actions towards Ys, their eyeballs almost turned red——

Partly because of anger, partly because of jealousy.

One must know that at most they were secretly touching Yisu's head.

As for Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, their eyes were also red, but not because of jealousy. After all, they not only touched Ysu's little hand, but also shared (3) beds with her ( P) Over it.

Their eyeballs are going to be red, purely because of anger——

Playing hooligans?

Where should I touch my hand?

This smelly shameless!

So Wonder Woman hasn't had time to figure out which two hundred episodes she missed, and Batman hasn't had time to figure out whether the clown's sanity is eaten into the dog's stomach by him like the Chinese food made by Ysu, They witnessed the scene where the clown was brutally beaten by the criminals of Arkham Asylum.

"I was wrong."

Looking at the scene in front of her, Wonder Woman said with a serious face, "At first I blamed you for urging me back, but now I realize that you were right."

"Batman, you must tell me what happened before, otherwise I will not only miss two hundred episodes, but four hundred episodes alive."

Batman: "..."

Are you serious?

He himself has missed two hundred episodes, how can he help her make up for four hundred episodes?

Wonder Woman: "...???"

But then again, no matter if you miss [-] episodes or [-] episodes, now is not the time to make up the drama (...), so the two superheroes, Batman and Wonder Woman, reacted After coming over, he stepped forward and separated the clown, Harley Quinn and others.

"Stop it all!"

Batman saw that both himself and Wonder Woman couldn't separate the hands-on guys. He said coldly, "If you don't calm down again, I guarantee that you will never have another bite of Ysu's Chinese food!"

Compared with Batman and Wonder Woman's intervention just now, his interruption this time is much more useful, because almost the moment he finished speaking, all the people who did the work seemed to be pressed the pause button. Yes, everything stopped.

Batman: "..."

So just now he couldn't separate them from Wonder Woman, not because they were red-eyed, but simply because his words fell on deaf ears, right?

Harley Quinn and others: "..."

Yes.

Originally, he wanted to take the opportunity to kill the clown and kill a few guys who robbed him of food.

It's just that now that Batman interrupts them, their wishful thinking can be said to have failed.

Ugh.

disappointment.

Batman didn't care whether Harley Quinn was disappointed or not. Seeing that all of them had stopped, he said, "Now that we've calmed down, we need to find a place to talk."

"Whether it's about Yisu or about you."

In the latter sentence, the first half of the sentence Batman said to Harley Quinn and the others, while the second half sentence was said to the Joker.

However, the group of people who had been fighting just now stood on the united front again because of Batman's words. They said: "No, we have to find a place to eat now."

"Yes, it's unhealthy not to eat on time."

Batman: "..."

Is this Arkham Asylum or Arkham Sanitarium! ?

Before Batman could speak to Harley Quinn and the others, he heard his only teammate on the scene—Wonder Woman speak, and she said, "I think they're right."

Hearing this, Batman followed the reputation and saw Wonder Woman continuing to say to him with great agreement, "You really have to eat on time, otherwise the harm to your body will be too great."

Seeing the upright expression on Wonder Woman's face, the corners of Batman's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he said, "You didn't wipe your mouth clean after stealing food."

Wonder Woman: "...!!!"