[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Throughout history (whole) history (article), is there any superhero or super villain who refused to get the Chinese food made by Yisu?

not at all.

Or in fact, most of the superheroes and super villains didn’t lose any resistance to it after eating the Chinese food made by Ys, but after they hadn’t eaten the Chinese food made by Ys at all. Before, just smelling the aroma of the Chinese food she made made my legs go limp and I wanted to kneel.

For example, Hulk, who obviously did not strengthen his sense of smell after transformation, but was hooked by the scent a few kilometers away; another example, Hannibal, who was about to pour it into the trash can, but was slapped in the face by the scent and poured directly into his stomach .

For example, Loki, who was screaming rationally, but was so fragrant that he could not control his body at all; another example was the criminal who successfully escaped from Arkham Asylum, but was completely unable to move his legs because of the fragrance of the food. them.

Although it is said that the current Yisu has traveled through time, the world she has traveled through is not a world where there is a problem with the sense of smell or even the sense of taste.

Therefore, whether it is the criminals in the Arkham Asylum in the original world or the criminals in the Arkham Asylum in this world, they are completely powerless against the aroma of the Chinese food made by Yisu.

Ok.

So history is always surprisingly similar, if you have to find a difference from this similarity, then it is probably——

It turns out that the criminals in the Arkham Asylum in this world were caught by the smell of food and couldn’t move their legs, while the criminals in the Arkham Asylum in this world were caught by the smell of Chinese food and ran away.

Is it true? Sarah!leg!At once!run!

You must know that the reason why Yisu is always suspected of being a mutant or possessing magical powers because of the Chinese food she cooks is because the Chinese food she cooks can not only eliminate the negative emotions in the hearts of superheroes, but also help the negative emotions. People with emotions and supervillains are very attractive.

And where is this?

Gotham, known as the city of sin.

And where is the most evil in Gotham?

It's Arkham Asylum.

and so……

It's really no wonder that the criminals in Arkham Asylum ran away after smelling the aroma of that Chinese food.

I just don’t know if it’s because even in Arkham Asylum, there is still a huge difference between the criminals and the staff. Therefore, apart from the staff staying in the kitchen, the other staff far away It's not like Harley Quinn and the others who smelled the fragrance that made them fascinated all at once.

This also led to an oolong, that is——

When the clown girls ran away because of the smell of Chinese food, the staff who didn't smell anything thought they were going to escape from prison again like the clowns and the others a few days ago.

don't blow.

Few of the criminals staying in the Arkham Asylum have never escaped, so the staff of the Arkham Asylum can’t say that it is completely commonplace when facing the prison escape, but at least they will not make a fuss into chaos sense of proportion.

The consequence of this kind of thing happening too often is that when they face the clown girl and others who are running away, the set of fire prevention, theft prevention and jailbreak prevention plans in their minds is automatically activated.

Pull alerts pull alerts.

Those who take the equipment take the equipment.

Block all exits Block all exits.

……

However, when they were ready to fight the criminals in Arkham Asylum, they discovered——

people!Home!root!Book!without!beat!Calculate!cross!prison!

Staff: "..."

This is very embarrassing.

However, whether the staff are embarrassed or not is not important to the criminals in Arkham Asylum, what is important to them is——

What is it that smells so delicious! ?

The gang of criminals from Arkham Asylum who ran away because of the scent followed the tempting smell and headed straight for the kitchen. The closer they were to the kitchen, the stronger the scent they could smell, the stronger the scent, Harley Quinn and the others felt inexplicably excited that the mystery of the treasure was about to be revealed.

only……

"Damn it!"

"Get out of the way! You're in the way!"

"Everyone, can you please make way?"

……

When the gang of runaway criminals ran to the kitchen, they thought they were about to reveal the mystery of the scent, but who knew that they just walked into the kitchen after they got to the kitchen.

As for wanting to know what is so fragrant?

Sorry.

Then they have to get rid of the "mysterious veils" played by the kitchen staff in friendship first.

"To shut up!"

"Don't be noisy!"

"Don't you know you can't jump in line!?"

……

If it was normal, the "mysterious veils"... No, the kitchen staff would not dare to treat these criminals in the Arkham Asylum with such an attitude and tone.

After all, even if they are criminals imprisoned in Arkham Asylum, but...

Big guy is still big guy.

Whether it's Batman who catches these big guys, or the staff who guard these big guys, they never think that as long as the super villains like Harley Quinn are imprisoned, all their aggressiveness and danger will disappear.

The criminals in the Arkham Asylum are also well aware of this, and it is for this reason that when they heard what these people said, the expressions on their faces involuntarily appeared for a moment.

However, just as Harley Quinn and the others don't care whether the staff who messed up are embarrassed or not, these "mysterious veils" don't care whether the Harley Quinn and the others are confused or not.

Because long before these gangsters could not be distracted by the strange aroma, the chefs who stayed in the kitchen like Yisu had long been seduced by various aromas and lost all their sanity up.

Otherwise, how could they dare to directly push the clown girl back with such an attitude and tone in a sober state?

Of course, if Harley Quinn and the others were also in a sober state, they wouldn't be so bullied by the "mysterious veils" and they would treat it as nothing, but now?

Sorry.

Put aside the matter of being hated, after all, in the face of food, everything has to stand aside.

The gang of criminals who were lured into the kitchen by the strong aroma of the food didn't care to let the staff know what your father is or your father, so all their attention was captured by Yisu...do it well I was completely attracted by the dry pot chicken offal.

This spicy dry pot chicken offal not only smells very fragrant, but also looks very appetizing after the chicken offal is paired with ingredients such as red wild pepper, green green pepper, pickled pepper festival and pickled ginger slices .

Seeing the Harley Quinn and others appearing in the kitchen, Yisu wasn't surprised at all, and she wasn't surprised at all when she saw them all gulping down at the dried-up chicken giblets.

But Yisu didn't forget just now!have!one!indivual!people!point!middle!meal!What about the matter, so...

The black-haired girl pretended not to see Harley Quinn and they stared at her salivatingly... The dry pot of chicken offal she just picked up in her hand said: "Sorry, I didn't know that it would hinder your work, you use this stove first Well, I'll make the rest of the dishes later."

"No no no no no!"

"No no no no!"

Hearing Yisu's words, especially the last sentence, whether it was the chefs who were working in the kitchen or the clown girl who was attracted by the fragrance, they all shook their heads and waved their hands.

don't blow.

Now they hope that Yisu and this stove will grow together.

"But……"

Yisu blinked at them, and then asked, "Didn't you finish the dishes they ordered?"

"Mystery Veil": "..."

No no no no no.

They don't want to do it at all right now.

As she said that, the brunette girl said to the clown girl in a very "understanding" manner, "Don't worry, Paul and the others will soon be able to make all the dishes you like, and they won't make you hungry."

Harley Quinn and others: "..."

No no no no no.

What they do they don't want to eat at all now.

"Honey, what's the name of this dish?"

As the former Arkham Asylum psychiatrist, Harley Quinn has always had an online IQ except when facing clowns, so she now knows that compared to other criminals who are messy and strange, they are not only normal but also beautiful. What should she use to gain Yisu's favor.

For example--

A big smile.

Yisu said: "Dry pot chicken offal."

"Bra.vo!"

The smile on Harley Quinn's face became brighter because of Yisu's answer, and she said, "What I ordered tonight is dry pot chicken giblets."

"Stop talking! Clown girl, don't you think eating Chinese food that is too greasy will make you fat?"

When the Riddler heard the words of the Harley Quinn, he looked down on her for doing such things as opening her eyes and telling nonsense just for one bite, and then he opened her eyes and said nonsense to Yisu in a serious manner, "Actually. I'm the one who's doing the dry pot of chicken offal."

"Ha ha."

Hearing what the Riddler said, the clown girl sneered, squeezed her fist and smiled (threat) at him, "Do you need to taste your fist first before you eat dry pot chicken offal?"

Did the excuse of copying her on the spot be that she wanted to die! ?

In fact, the riddle man who does things purely by IQ: "..."

The most annoying opponent is this kind of opponent who is about to hit people at every turn.

"What's the point of this?"

Bain glanced at Harley Quinn and Riddler, and then said, "This is dry pot chicken offal, don't you Americans don't eat offal?"

There is a popular saying that is——

Foreigners do not eat offal.

There is actually nothing wrong with this statement, it is just not accurate, because strictly speaking, foreigners who really do not eat offal actually refer to Americans.

In terms of diet, there are actually certain differences between China and the United States. Many foods that they can eat, in the eyes of Americans, cannot be put on the table at all.

If it wasn't for Yisu's culinary skills, she would have to choose to "do as the locals do" in order to cater to the locals when she first opened a Chinese restaurant in the United States.

Closer to home, it is precisely because of this reason that Bain's statement is completely untenable.

Dry pot chicken miscellaneous oil?

oil.

But what about the fat?

Didn't it make the clown girl who thinks Chinese food is too greasy kneel down?

And don't Americans eat offal?

Don't eat.

But so what if you don't eat it?

They didn't eat offal before, but now they don't eat offal (not made by Ysu).

And very importantly——

"What us and you?"

A group of Americans of American nationality shot by the map glared at Bain, "Aren't you an American?"

"I'm not."

Bain, who was born in Pea Dura Prison in Santa Prisca, said to a group of Yankees in an inexplicably smug tone, "My nationality is from the Republic of Santa Prisca in the Caribbean."

Harley Quinn and others: "..."

Oh shit!

He really is not!