[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

who am I?

Where am i?

what happened?

Yisu's mind is still muddled, even though she has confirmed that the Hulk in front of her doesn't want to eat her but wants to eat crab roe soup dumplings, but she still has no way to drive away the tension lingering in her heart.

because--

Hulk has been staring at her with salivating eyes... the crab roe soup dumpling in his hand, and he opened his mouth anxiously and urged: "Hulk is hungry!"

"Hulk wants to eat!"

Ysu: "..."

Gangster.

Are you kidding me?

Looking at Hulk, who was as huge as a hill in front of him, and could stab her to death with just one finger, although he was salivating for the crab soup dumpling in her hand, he never used violence, but chose to play cute with her Looking like begging for food, Yisu: "..."

What can she do?

She actually thinks Hulk like this is a bit cute.

Also hopeless.

Today is a lucky day for the Avengers——

Because they don't have to save the world, they can go wandering.

However, today is also an unfortunate day for the Avengers——

Because something happened.

【How is this going?How did Bruce transform inexplicably? 】

Except for Captain America who stayed in the training room of the Avengers Building to beat the sandbags to pass the time, the other Avengers who went out to play rushed back after getting the news.

In the public channel, Falcon asked curiously, 【Where is Natasha?I thought they were together today? 】

[I'm with Clint. 】The Black Widow said, 【Bruce went to S.H.I.E.L.D. for business, and we made an appointment to have lunch together after his end. 】

It's a pity that Black Widow didn't wait for Dr. Banner, but instead waited for the news that "Dr. Banner turned into the Hulk".

So the two agents who were buying baby supplies for the unborn child in Hawkeye's wife rushed back without saying a word.

[The most important thing now is to find Hulk first, I have tracked his location according to Hulk's course of action. 】

According to the route on the screen, Captain America drove his Harley on the road, but the closer his position was to the tracked red dot, the more confused he became, [I just wonder if there is something wrong with the tracker. 】

Because this way, it is obviously too quiet.

Iron Man, who was asking Jarvis to activate the Mark44 anti-Hulk armor, heard Captain America's words and said: [Captain, are you doubting our Stark's technology? 】

[Tony, I didn't mean that, I mean...] When Hulk's huge body appeared in front of him, Captain America said in a deep voice, [Guys, I saw Hulk. 】

Even if he is not a member of the Avengers, Captain America believes that no one will be unfamiliar with Hulk.

only……

Rao is that Captain America has imagined many possibilities on the way here, but he never thought that he would see Hulk, who is always difficult to mess with after transforming, now he is as docile as a rabbit, obediently Lying on the window of a beautiful girl waiting to be fed.

Captain America, who was holding a star shield, looked confused: "...???"

What's happening here?

【team leader? 】The other Avengers who haven’t waited for Captain America to speak for a long time are a little worried,【Are you okay?How is the situation over there? 】

【Well. 】Captain America didn't know how to describe the scene he saw now, he said, 【...I'm fine, Hulk is also fine. 】

But as soon as he finished speaking, the only female member of the Avengers——Black Widow carefully noticed that his tone seemed a little strange: [Captain, did something happen? 】

And Iron Man also found another problem, [And Captain, why is it so quiet on your side? 】

His words made everyone else in the public channel react——

Yes.

Since the captain saw Hulk, why is he so quiet?

[Because...] Captain America's tone sounded a bit indescribable, 【Hulk is not doing damage. 】

[Speak clearly, Captain. 】

The members of the Avengers have worked together before. In their impression, Captain America has always been a calm and decisive commander, but today he made them a little suspicious that they encountered a fake Captain America from time to time.

Captain America: "..."

Captain America is real, but it's hard to say whether Hulk is real.

[You may not believe it when you say it. 】Captain America tried to find a more suitable description, he said, 【The Hulk I see now is as obedient as a rabbit. 】

Other Avengers: "...???"

There was a moment of silence in the public channel, and after a while it became lively: [It’s not possible, we really don’t believe it. 】

[As good as a rabbit?This may be the worst time for a rabbit to be hacked, right? 】

[I think you may have misunderstood the rabbit, Captain. 】

I knew it would be like this.

Hearing what other teammates said, Captain America's expression was a little helpless. He was telling the truth, okay?

But what he has to do now is not to convince his teammates, but to deal with the situation in front of him——

Although the current Hulk looks harmless, Captain America did not take it lightly, because he has not forgotten how terrifying Hulk's abilities are.

It's just that when Captain America just approached, he felt a scent of crab fragrance lingering and invading his nose——

What is so fragrant?

The decision that Captain America had just made was suddenly distorted by this scent, and his attention was immediately focused on the window sill.

A bamboo steamer is placed on the clean window sill, and there are snow-white and crystal-clear crab roe soup dumplings in the steamer, as small and exquisite as budding jade chrysanthemums.

The brunette's slender white fingers gently pinched the folds of one of the crab roe soup buns, picked it up, put it on a small plate filled with balsamic vinegar, and handed it to Hulk outside the window.

In fact, the process of tasting crab roe soup dumplings is very interesting and interesting, but if the object of tasting crab roe soup dumplings is Hulk...

Ysu: "..."

Big brother, you can eat whatever you want.

The skin of the crab roe soup dumpling is completely different from the dumpling skin and the dumpling skin. It is transparent and can be broken by blowing bombs. What's more, in the sun, you can even see the golden soup inside gently bumping in the moving shaking. With that soft skin.

Captain America's eyes fell on Hulk's hands following the handover between the two. It has to be said that such a good-looking crab roe soup dumpling is like a perfect work of art.

However, the smaller and more exquisite it is, the more it will set off the Hulk in front of it as huge as a mountain. The two are like a cross-ethnic version of "Beauty and the Beast".

What Captain America was thinking, Hulk didn't know, he took the small dish containing crab roe soup dumplings and balsamic vinegar from Yisu's hand, raised his head impatiently, and poured the vinegar directly into his own. in the mouth.

When Hulk bit the skin of the crab roe soup bun, the hot but extremely delicious soup burst directly in his mouth, clear but not greasy, thick but not oily chicken soup mixed with slightly sour balsamic vinegar In the throat, it is simply delicious.

Hulk felt that the anger, arrogance and unhappiness that followed him like ghosts that followed him like a shadow disappeared without a trace as he chewed. tender……

Hulk closed his eyes happily, the mouth in his chest made his gloomy breath seem to be completely absorbed by the delicious food in his mouth, he felt that his whole heart was more relaxed and light than ever before, and his whole body seemed to be light and light. Like a feather.

At this time, a comfortable breeze with an intoxicating crab fragrance slowly blows over, the Hulk in the form of feathers seems to be floating in mid-air.

float, float...

float, float...

If Captain America and Yisu present had clairvoyant eyes, perhaps they could see that as Hulk's emotions changed, those negative emotions that caused his transformation gradually turned into an invisible and intangible black mist, which was pouring out It kept coming out of his body.

After the black mist emerged, it was too late to invade again, just like the morning mist in the mountains and forests met the dawn sun, it was immediately dispersed.

It wasn't until the black mist came out and was completely wiped out that Hulk turned back into Dr. Banner.

However, they don't have clairvoyant eyes, so whether it's Ys or Captain America, what they both see is that Hulk turns back into Dr. Banner after eating crab roe soup dumplings.

Ysu: "...???"

And this kind of operation?

"Cough." Captain America looked at Dr. Banner, who had changed back but continued to enjoy the food with his eyes closed without knowing it, and couldn't help but reminded, "Bruce, I think you should change into Dr. Banner now." The clothes are better."

Because I don’t wear clothes in front of a girl and show an expression of enjoyment or something, I’m not called a pervert, and my eyes are a bit hot.

Hearing Captain America's words, Dr. Banner suddenly woke up like a dream. He opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Ysu standing in front of him.

Meeting his gaze, what else could Yisu do?All he could do was show an awkward yet polite smile.

The same breeze blows, Dr. Banner wearing only a pair of Iron Man shorts: "..."

After Dr. Banner left in a hurry with his clothes in his arms, Captain America put Star Shield on his back and was about to lift his feet and walk in the direction of Ysu.

However, before the beloved Captain America had time to approach, the black-haired girl in the window seemed to react immediately, and closed the window with a snap.

Captain America who directly ate Yisu's closed window soup: "...???"

If it were normal, it would be impossible for Ys to make such a move just because of Captain America's appearance, but at this moment, at that moment, whether it is Hulk or Captain America, their appearance made Yis completely sure one thing--

Dimensional wall is really broken! ! !

However, all her thoughts are not on this matter now, all she can think about is——

The Dimensional Wall is broken, so what then?

Turning around and running back to the living room, Yisu couldn't wait to find out his mobile phone, half panicked and half nervously dialed the number at home, and the few seconds he was waiting seemed to be as long as a century.

Only a few seconds later, the call was not connected, but the system prompt told her that the number she dialed was empty.

Empty number?

Yisu's heart sank suddenly, and she continued to call home repeatedly without giving up, but she got the same result every time.

Her dark eyes were instantly filled with panic and helplessness, Yisu held the phone in his hand with white fingertips, his heart seemed to sink into a cold pool.

It's chilly and doesn't touch the ground.

Just at this moment, Yisu's cell phone rang suddenly, and when she saw the caller ID, her eyes lit up with astonishing light, and she frantically connected the call, opening her mouth and almost choking her voice: [ mom--! ! ! 】

For the first time in 21 years, the mother who was called so affectionately by her daughter called her mother was so shocked that she almost threw her phone out: [... My dear girl, have you been stimulated by something? 】

【mom!I was almost scared to death! 】

After experiencing such great surprises and joys in a short period of time, even the heartless Yisu was so frightened that tears fell down her cheeks, 【I almost thought I was going to be eaten by a big monster just now!mom!He even robbed me to eat! 】

Yisu didn't hide what she had just experienced from her mother at all. She told her about the breaking of the Dimensional Wall trustingly, and cried about the fact that the phone number at home became empty. In the end, she cried He choked and said to his mother, 【Mom!I thought I would never be able to contact you again in this life QAQ]

Hearing her daughter crying out of breath on the phone, she also made a rare affectionate confession to her, her mother was not fluctuating in her heart, she even wanted to laugh: [Big darling, are you stupid? 】

Yisu who was hiccupping from crying: "...???"

Is this my mother! ?

【Did you forget that you canceled your home phone before going to New York? 】My mother said, 【So of course the number you called was an empty number. 】

【Mom, what's your point? ] Yisu, who was not comforted and was ridiculed by his mother for his IQ, was almost blown into a puffer fish. She said, 【I'm about to cry like a fool, why don't you comfort me! ? 】

What about your focus?

Hearing Yi Su's words, the mother on the other side of the phone immediately showed a helpless expression. She was deliberately pretending to be stupid by tilting the point, but her big baby couldn't grasp the point, so she was really stupid.

The author has something to say:

Yesterday, a sweetheart called the captain for help, um, so the captain came on stage~

However, the captain who appeared on the stage had a closed window soup 233333