[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Tony and the others didn't know that Barry, who had always had a big brain, actually made up the picture of a group of superheroes and supervillains serving Thanos as waiters after hearing what they said.

Although judging from what they said, it does look like a waiter serving Thanos, but...

Ok.

It does not matter.

Whether it is a group of superheroes headed by Steve, or a group of super villains headed by Magneto, their ideas are actually similar to Ys.

If there is a choice, if you can resolve this great crisis about life in the entire universe with just a piece of Chinese food without using weapons, without seeing blood, then it is naturally the best.

There is no way, even if Thanos really collected six infinite gems, he snapped his fingers and hit them. He neither knows nor can he control who will die and who will live.

At that time, there will be no so-called distinction between high and low, and there will be no so-called survival of the fittest rules. Whoever dies and who lives will be random.

Under such circumstances, it is normal for a group of superheroes to work together, and it is also expected that a group of super villains will abandon their positions and previous suspicions and cooperate with them.

After all, the enemy is in front of them, no matter how stupid they are, it is impossible for them to be the teammate of pigs who are slowing down, because if they are slowed down once, who knows if the price they pay is their own life?

As for the fact that Thanos didn't eat the takeout that Ysu was worried about, to be honest, Tony and his group of superheroes really didn't take it too seriously.

Because from McCoff and the others, they already knew that they had learned from Ebony Maw and General Deathblade that the Chinese food made by Ysu was indeed useful to Thanos.

So as they say, so what if Thanos really doesn't have to eat takeout?At that time, if he really dared to come to Earth to grab the infinite gems, they would dare to put Chinese food directly in front of him.

don't blow.

Tony and the others expressed with great confidence that if Thanos could hold back, they would lose.

It was precisely because of their confidence that seeing that Ys was still concerned about Thanos, Natasha and the others smiled and changed the subject: "By the way, Ys, we made a bet recently, do you want to participate?" ?”

"bet?"

Hearing Natasha's words, Yisu was still thinking about Thanos, but her attention was instantly drawn by what she said. She looked at them curiously and asked, "What bet?"

"It's about you."

Hearing Natasha's words, Clint and others who also participated hurriedly told Yisu about their bet.

In fact, it is related to Ysu, and it is indeed related, but to be more precise, it should be related to Ysu...'s mother Kube.

"We're all betting who Kube will end up picking as your stepdad."

After hearing what Scott and the others said about the bet, Yisu's expression was a little speechless. She looked at them dumbfounded, and then said, "I thought you should have been devastated by Thanos recently."

In the end, everyone was so idle playing bets?

"Don't you Chinese have a saying called...do you still need to catch your breath when you hang yourself?"

Sam showed his white teeth in a smile, and said to Yisu, "Besides, if Thanos hasn't come yet, if we mess ourselves up first, wouldn't that increase his chances of winning?"

This kind of thing that benefits the enemy but not self, Sam said that they would not do it.

"Ok."

Yisu didn't want to compete with them. Hearing what Sam said, he smiled and said, "Although it's nonsensical, it sounds quite reasonable."

As she spoke, she asked curiously, "Who is my stepfather?"

"That's all we know at the moment."

Sam counted for Ys with his fingers, "Forget about your father Voldemort, besides him is Loki, Wolverine Logan, and..."

"and many more."

Before Sam finished speaking, Yisu said, "Anything else? Isn't my mother and Logan now... Emmmm, is it going well?"

Although Yisu doesn't like to flirt in love like her own mother does, she doesn't think that if a woman and a man get closer or even have an intimate relationship, then they are a couple and even want to get married.

After all, everyone is an adult, isn't it normal to do something you love to do?

but……

If Ys remembered correctly, shouldn't her mother, Kube, be having a hot fight with Wolverine Logan right now?As a result, besides Rocky and Logan, there was a third candidate for her stepfather given by Sam?

"Wow, sweetheart, you're a little slow to receive this message."

Natasha couldn't help laughing and said, "As far as we know, Logan is already in the past tense."

"so?"

Yisu looked at Natasha and the others, "Who is it in the present tense?"

"Jarvis."

Natasha and the others heard Yisu's question, answered her in unison, and then...

I managed to see the expression on Yisu's face that made me eat a whale.

"Ja, Jarvis!!?"

When Yisu heard Sam and the others say that Logan was already in the past tense, she had already thought about who it would be in the present tense.

For example, Tony or Bruce, such as Steve or Clark, even Magneto or Charles, Ys has thought about it, but she never thought of it——

she!mom!

of!now!exist!Mode!

Home!Of course!yes!Jia!dimension!Si! ?

"Is my mother out of vulgar interest?"

Yisu said that this incident was really shocking. After all, she knew how handsome Kube was. This is not to say that Jarvis is not good. Yisu knew that he was a gentleman and elegant. Erudite and talented, considerate and warm, he can be called a walking Baidu generalist, a warm man who is everywhere.

but! Yes!

Jarvis is a disembodied smart butler.

and so……

How on earth did Jarvis become Kube's present tense?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Tony and the others didn't know what Ys was curious about. After hearing what she said, they immediately burst out laughing, and Clint asked directly, "Ys, do you mean that Loki belongs to Is it the one about low taste?"

Although it is said that Loki is not the only person who has had a relationship with Kube, but...

Sorry.

Clint said that he only had a grudge against Rocky, so he didn't drag others into the water.

"Emmmm..."

Hearing Clint's words, Yisu blinked. Having read the comics/animations, she knew that because Loki used the Mind Stone to control Clint, which gave him an extra black history, so he had a dark history with Loki. Ji didn't have a good face.

but……

Loki did not use the Soul Stone to control her. On the contrary, he also made the Soul Stone into a night light and gave it to her, so no matter whether Loki is a good person or a bad person, he has done bad things to whom, but at least she has no confidence Diss him with others.

So Essie put it another way, saying, "I just think Jarvis is the high-fun guy."

Clint is not the age when you don't have a country with me, and I won't play with you. Even if Ys didn't stand by him to diss Loki with him, he wouldn't be angry.

When Tony on the side heard Ysu's words, he gave her an appreciative look, and said, "I also think Jarvis is in the high-fun category."

"Come on, Stark."

Seeing the smile on Tony's face, a group of Avengers all showed unbearable expressions, and they said, "Isu obviously praised Jarvis, why do you act like she praised you?"

"What's the difference between praising Jarvis and praising me?"

Tony, who was leaning on the chair, spread his hands, and said in a tone that sounded flat even though he was telling the truth, "If you don't have such a talented Tony Stark, how could there be such an outstanding star?" Jarvis?"

Let alone the Avengers, even Barry and Strange couldn't help shaking their heads, as if defeated by his pride.

Tony doesn't care what their expressions are. Anyway, Stark's self-confidence has never been built on the affirmation of others. He returned to the topic and asked Ysu: "So now there are three options, Rocky, Logan and Jarvis , sweetheart, which one do you want to buy?"

"I think so..."

Yisu didn't know what to think of, and suddenly smiled at Tony, and she said, "Tony, you must have bought Jarvis, right?"

Tony said, "Of course."

"Then you must hope that Jarvis wins, right?"

Tony said, "That's right."

"But Tony, have you ever thought about a question?"

Yisu looked at Tony very seriously, and saw that he showed a respectful expression because of her words, so she continued, "If Jarvis really becomes my stepdad, then what should I call Producer?" Jarvis's you?"

"Grandpa Tony?"

"puff!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

Hearing Ysu's "Grandpa Tony", everyone who just couldn't stand Tony's narcissism immediately burst out laughing, especially when they saw his originally smug expression changed because of Ysu's "Grandpa Tony". When he froze for a moment, he couldn't help laughing.

"Grandpa Tony!"

"Hahahaha Grandpa Tony!"

"Hahahaha, Grandpa Tony, hello!"

……

Seeing a group of people laughing like crazy, Tony... Grandpa Tony's face turned green.

This is really fucking Grandpa Tony.

The author has something to say:

Nini: He refuses to accept it!If his name is Grandpa Tony, then what is the name of the old bat who formed CP with him?Grandpa Bruce?

Bruce: →_→ At this time, I remembered that they had teamed up with local tyrant CP?

Hahahaha.