[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Even if the clown is eating at "My Chinese Restaurant" for the first time, with his IQ and intuition, he also knows that if he starts to eat at "My Chinese Restaurant", he will definitely have nothing good to eat.

Because the point is not the fight, but the damage and loss caused to "my Chinese restaurant" after the fight will directly affect Yisu, so even if the clown is so angry with Batman that he almost explodes, he still holds back A heart ready to move.

But the clown can't fight Batman, but he can find another way to get back the scene.

You must know that all diners who do not come to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat alone know that because the Chinese food made by Yisu is too delicious, the matter of grabbing food has become an indispensable part of the meal.

Good relationship?

grab!

Bad relationship?

More to grab!

Originally, according to the relationship between the clown and Batman, it was inevitable for the two of them to have a verbal confrontation during the food grabbing session, not to mention that now the clown knows that because of Batman's deliberate mischief, the portion of food on their table has changed from 6s turned into 5s, so...

It is entirely conceivable that the fight between the two will be full of gunpowder in the following food grabbing session.

In fact, it is exactly as imagined, because the portion of the meal has changed from 6s to 5s, so Batman and his table's grabbing session starts earlier than other tables.

The clown caught the last piece of beggar chicken, and said to Batman expressionlessly: "You must have forgotten who made the food on our table so small, right? So I think someone should be It’s right to disqualify you from grabbing food.”

Hearing the clown's words, the other criminals at the same table immediately expressed approval. Although they were not like the clown, they could guess the reason as soon as they saw the wrong portion of the food, but after the clown reminded them, how could they Maybe you don't know who is the culprit who caused their food weight to drop from 6s to 5s?

So for the clown's proposal, they unanimously agreed, and they all said that Batman's rat shit has ruined their pot of soup!

Bat·Superhero·Man: "...???"

"Of course I remember."

In terms of pros and cons, there are so many people at the same table, only Batman is a superhero, and the others are super villains like the Joker, so Batman is completely 1vsN.

Batman is indeed the culprit for the sharp reduction in food portions, so he also has to face a 1vsN situation, but...

Batman doesn't care at all.

Facing the clown and others, Batman, who was working together to disqualify him from grabbing food, still had a calm expression, and he said, "That's why I chose to share the table with you."

As he spoke, Batman glanced at the clown, and then continued, "You can't just allow the clown to trouble me all the time, but don't allow me to cause trouble for him, right?"

Hearing Batman's words, the clown's expression changed. Did he just want to drag him into the water?It was obvious that they wanted to drag him into the water and then push his head into the water.

Obviously, Batman dragged the whole table into the water because he wanted to assist God Barry just now, causing them to eat less delicious food.

And now the truth is clearly revealed, but Batman caught him (the clown) who was dragged into the water by him again and pushed him into the water, making Poison Ivy think that Batman is the culprit, yes, but he can't get rid of the clown relationship.

clown:"……"

Originally, he was just blown out of anger, but now he is about to be pissed off!

But what Batman said is well-founded, and the clown can't refute it at all, because there is really no reason in the world that only the clown is allowed to make trouble for Batman, but Batman is not allowed to make trouble for the clown.

After hearing Batman's words, Poison Ivy and the others also felt that there was no way to refute, and immediately turned their disgusted eyes to Batman... and the Joker.

"If I knew it earlier, I should have refused Batman to sit at our table."

"Wrong, it should be said that if we knew it earlier, we should have refused the clown to sit at the same table with us."

"That's right, Batman was attracted by the Joker."

"It's a big loss. If I had known earlier, let the two of them sit at the same table and harm each other."

……

clown:"……"

What about sharing the same hatred with the enemy?

Poison Ivy and the others: "..."

Who the hell talked to you?

You must know that in Gotham, Poison Ivy and Penguin have a common enemy, that is——

batman.

Because of Batman, they gathered in Arkham Asylum, so in Arkham Asylum, Scarecrow and Riddler have a common enemy, that is——

clown.

So think about it, Poison Ivy and the others don't like Batman or Joker, so they know it's because of Batman!It's because of the clown!What will the criminals from the Arkham Asylum at the same table do when they can only eat meals with a portion size of 5s?

Of course, they unanimously agreed to disqualify the two bastards, Batman and the Joker, from grabbing food!

Although the few bites Batman and Joker ate could not make up for their loss of 1s less than other tables, but...

Forget it.

They reluctantly don't care about them.

clown:"……"

Batman: "..."

I don't really want to accept their reluctance and don't care about them.

Although Batman is indeed the culprit, although the Joker is indeed partially responsible, although Poison Ivy and the others are indeed implicated, but!yes!

so what?

For these reasons, Batman and the Joker would willingly accept being disqualified from grabbing food?

No way!

When the Scarecrow and the others sternly accused and accused the two scourges of Batman and the Joker, they not only hurt each other but also dragged them into the water.

The beggar's chicken with golden skin color smells so fragrant and attractive, and it tastes even more amazing. The fragrance of lotus leaves hidden in the chicken adds a bit of finishing touch.

When chewing between the teeth, the meat is so tender, the taste is so crunchy, and the taste is so delicious, it makes Batman feel full and satisfied. In addition, the last piece of beggar chicken is from the hand of the clown. With the blessing of this reason, Batman somehow felt that the deliciousness and satisfaction of this piece of beggar chicken had increased to a higher level.

Seeing Batman's enjoyment, the clown was itchy with anger. Logically speaking, whether it was because of their different positions, or because Batman dragged him into the water repeatedly today and pushed him into the water For everything, the Joker should be incompatible with Batman.

but! Yes!

Facts have proved that there are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies in the world.

Because Batman and the Joker teamed up to harm them, Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow joined forces in the food grabbing session. After analyzing the current situation, the Joker and Batman had to abandon their previous suspicions and cooperate with each other.

Otherwise, the two of them would have little chance of winning under the joint attack of Poison Ivy and the others.

"Damn it! Batman, do you know what you're doing!?"

Seeing that Batman and the clown have teamed up, Poison Ivy and the others were stupefied. They said, "This is the clown! The clown who is messing around in your Gotham! Batman you Now for a bite to eat, actually cooperate with him!!?"

"This is New York."

Facing the unbelievable appearance of the Scarecrow and the others, Batman is obviously very indifferent. For a bite to eat, Sherlock can sit down and eat with Moriarty, and the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. It's a joy to hook shoulders and shoulders, and what's the point of him and the clown temporarily working together?

And one thing is one thing, the clown is right to make troubles in Gotham, but pay attention——

That's brother!Tan!

Like Mrs. Hudson said, this is New York, okay?

Although the clown is still the clown, there will be no change from Gotham to New York, but in "My Chinese Restaurant", facing the joint siege of Poison Ivy and others, Batman is not so stupid as to stick to the principle of not killing people In that way, insist on still being an enemy of the clown in such a bad situation.

and……

Batman glanced at Poison Ivy and the others who had hardly stopped moving their hands. If they really expressed disbelief about his cooperation with the Joker, they wouldn't keep moving while disbelieving. Grab food.

Batman, who fully understood what the Scarecrows were planning, was very calm and was not affected by them at all.

Even if they said that if the citizens of Gotham knew that the majestic Batman was working with the notorious clown, it would cause an uproar or something, Batman always goes in the left ear and out the right ear, just like-you say Your me grabs my posture.

Seeing this, Poison Ivy and the others were completely at a loss, because Batman really can do anything for a bite!

But then again, is this a fatal weakness of Batman?

Batman used the Chinese food made by Ysu to instigate Harley the Harley, let her turn against the water and joined his camp, helping him fight the crimes of Gotham, and even wanted to use the same method to deal with Poison Ivy, Even the criminals in the entire Arkham Asylum.

But thinking about it the other way around, Batman can use Ysu's Chinese food to do so many things, so why can't they follow suit?

If they can win over Yisu...

During the sage time after the meal, they reminisced about the delicious scarecrows they just ate, and the others said, it’s as if Yisu is in hand, I have it in the world.

However, they thought it was beautiful, but the reality told them that no matter how beautiful they thought, it was useless, because——

Yisu had absolutely no intention of being wooed by them.

I don’t know if it’s because of Kube’s education that Ys’s three views are not too positive, and at the same time, I don’t know if it’s because of Kube’s not being by her side often, so Ys’s three views are not too crooked.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, it is impossible for her to be successfully attracted by the completely unfamiliar Arkham diners.

You must know that no matter how unrighteous Yisu's three views are, she is the only one who silently changes a super villain and makes him gradually become good. Where has she ever been led astray by a super villain?

Although Batman didn't participate in the whole process of getting along with super villains like Ys, Moriarty, Hannibal, and Hydra Magneto, he can also confirm one thing from her attitude towards them. thing, that is—

When you are willing to turn around and return to the light from darkness, Yisu always has a considerate and tolerant attitude.

And Batman thinks that terrorists like Moriarty and the others are willing to change. There is probably another important reason besides the one bite. It is probably because they don't want to let Yisu down on them.

So Batman, who knew what Poison Ivy and the others were thinking, didn't give them a chance at all. Before paying the bill and preparing to leave "My Chinese Restaurant", he deliberately repeated the old tune.

He asked Ysu: "Are you still sticking to your previous ideas, are you unwilling to open a Chinese restaurant in Gotham or work in Arkham Asylum?"

Hearing Batman's words, Yisu was slightly taken aback, not because he brought up this matter again, but because...

When had he suggested she work at Arkham Asylum?

Yisu glanced at Batman, and noticed that the Arkham diners who were full of food and drink were all looking at her because of his words. In an instant, she said like a blessing in her heart: "Yes, Gotham is too dangerous Well, Arkham Asylum... Emmmm, I think New York is better."

Hearing Yisu's words, the faces of the Arkham diners showed disappointment for a moment.

Although the distance between New York and Gotham is not far, they are not afraid of hardships or tiredness for a delicious meal, but if Ys opens a Chinese restaurant in Gotham, even if Ys works as a little cook in Arkham Asylum...

Then they will definitely be happy to fly, right?

"Ok."

Batman said, "Then Harry and I have to come to New York to visit."

Hearing Batman's words, Yisu was sure that she guessed right, but she nodded pretending not to know, looked at the group of Arkham diners, and then looked at Batman alone , she couldn't help asking: "Do you need help?"

There are so many criminals in Arkham Asylum, can Batman alone bring them all back to Arkham Asylum?

"Need not."

Batman shook his head, and saw that he took out something like a remote control, pressed a button on it, and saw a bus with a Batman logo suddenly appeared at the door of "My Chinese Restaurant" .

Seeing this, before Ys had time to say anything, he heard some of the criminals in Arkham Asylum sneer and said, "Batman, you don't want us to take this car back to Gotham, do you? "

"Don't be kidding, it's impossible for us to..."

Before the other party finished speaking, Batman's cold voice sounded: "Oh, don't sit? The car you drove has been towed away by the New York Police Department. Are you planning to walk back to Gotham? Or Are you going to grab a citizen's car and drive back to Gotham?"

It is obviously impossible to walk back to Gotham on foot. As for grabbing someone else's car and returning to Gotham...

Ok.

That's exactly what they intended.

But before the Arkham diners had time to speak, they met Yisu's curious eyes and immediately blocked what they wanted to say.

After thinking about it, they changed their words: "Who said we must go back to Gotham? Isn't it good to stay in New York?"

That's right.

Ys doesn't want to open a Chinese restaurant in Gotham, so why don't they just stay in New York?

However, when Batman heard what they said, he sneered. He said, "You haven't figured out why Ys didn't want to go to Gotham? You want to stay in New York? Are you planning to force Ys back to China?"

Arkham Eaters: "..."

"Or do you want the superheroes in New York to prohibit any of you from entering New York in any form in order to keep Yisu?"

Arkham Eaters: "..."

The Arkham diners were completely blocked by Batman's words and had nothing to say. In the end, they could only queue up and get on the bus specially prepared by Batman for them, and watched them get on the bus and leave like a sightseeing group. Ysu thinks...

Ok.

The mood is a bit complicated.

How did things get to this magical point?