[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Regarding the old Bat Bruce mentioned by the clown, after knowing that the criminals in the Arkham Asylum planned a collective prison escape for the purpose of going to "my Chinese restaurant" for a meal, let's not talk about it. Anyway, Ysu saw She couldn't laugh at the supervillains who swarmed in.

After learning about Barry's plan, Yisu was worried about whether the Chinese food she cooked could handle Thanos. Fortunately, the guarantee from McCoff and the others and the news from General Deathblade made her feel a little relieved. .

However, her heart was relieved a little because of this, but she was lifted again because of the news from Ebony Maw that Thanos was going to the dark dimension to snatch Strange's Eye of Agamotto.

Regarding how Tony and the others are going to handle this matter, to be honest, Yisu really can't intervene. After telling them the news, she can only obediently wait for the news.

It's just that Yisu didn't expect that he hadn't waited for news from Tony and the others. Instead, he waited for the gang of criminals in the Arkham Asylum first.

Ysu: "..."

Simply unlovable.

Don't ask Yisu, who has never seen the live-action version of the manga, how could he recognize the Scarecrow and others without seeing them, because!for!

The one in the lead is the little one!ugly!

Seeing the clown's familiar makeup, familiar smile, and familiar fanatical emotion in his eyes, Yisu...

Yisu really wanted to turn around and run.

"Hello~ my sweetheart Yisu~"

I don’t know if it’s because he successfully escaped from Arkham Asylum, or because he saw his sweetheart Ys, or both, anyway, the clown’s mood is so happy now that he can’t even hold back the end of his speech Rippled up.

However, the clown was so happy that the ending sound was rippling, but Yisu found that she couldn't rippling at all. Seeing the ugly man approaching her, she asked, "Aren't you supposed to be in the Arkham Asylum?" ?"

"NoNoNo..."

Hearing Yisu's words, the clown shook his head at her while waving his index finger, and then said with a smile, "Sweetheart, you made a mistake, whether you stay in Arkham Asylum depends on my mood, not Should not."

According to the clown's ability, he was not arrogant when he said that. After all, there were few criminals like him who obediently waited for the police to take him back to Arkham Asylum after doing bad things.

For the police in Gotham, they caught the clown and put him in the Arkham Asylum, but for the clown, he just took a ride from their police station and went back to rest.

Regarding this point, Ys, who has read comics/animations, also knows. For the clown, he is nothing more than tired of playing outside, or wants to go back and laugh at his colleagues in the prison, so for returning to Aka He didn't resist.

Because as long as he wants to come out to have fun, he can naturally escape from prison smoothly.

It was precisely because she knew that she saw the clown in "My Chinese Restaurant", so she didn't feel that all the responsibility was on Batman.

Although he is the Dark Knight of Gotham, logically speaking, the custody of Arkham Asylum should also belong to him, but...

What can the three main creators of the clown do if they set up this way?

Yisu felt that Batman must be very desperate.

Probably because I have read the comics/animations, I know how Batman and the Joker are two opposite characters, so from the very beginning, Ys has been convinced that Batman can lock the Joker to death in Arkham for the rest of his life. There was little hope in the matter of the madhouse.

It's not that Yisu underestimated Batman, but that it's all a routine. Before breaking the dimensional wall, she had already understood it after so many years in Jinjiang Literature City.

but……

Batman has no way to imprison the Joker in Arkham Asylum for the rest of his life. Essie doesn’t blame Bruce, but she didn’t say that the Joker and a bunch of criminals in the Arkham Asylum escaped to “My Chinese Restaurant” today. The solution is not to blame the clown.

"Sweetheart Yisu, you don't think they are instigated by me to come to 'My Chinese Restaurant', do you?"

The clown not only has elusive thinking, but also has wisdom far beyond ordinary people, so he saw through Yisu's mood that was almost written on his face at a glance, and immediately he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

He said, "Sweetheart, no wonder you are so unhappy to see me today."

Ysu: "...???"

When will she be happy to see him?

"But I have to say, I didn't do anything."

The clown spread his hands and showed a particularly innocent expression to Yisu, he said, "I can swear."

Hearing what the clown said, Yisu glanced at him. Although he didn't speak, the expression on his face clearly expressed disbelief.

No way, although the clown has a criminal record?How long has it been since the last time the criminals from Arkham Asylum escaped collectively?Yisu also experienced it personally once indirectly, so how could he not know that the clown was the mastermind of the collective prison break?

And a very important point is that the criminals from the Arkham Asylum all went to "My Chinese Restaurant" after they escaped collectively, so if the clown didn't do anything in this incident, Yisu would believe that there was a ghost .

clown:"……"

Whether there is a ghost or not, let's not talk about it, this time he really didn't do anything!

Meeting Yisu's distrustful gaze, the clown felt that he was really wronged. Although he had a criminal record, it was true that he always liked to make troubles before, but!yes!

One thing is one thing.

"The collective jailbreak was not planned by me, and it was not my proposal to come to 'my Chinese restaurant' to eat."

The clown told Ys the whole thing. He didn't intend to blame the Scarecrow and his group of idiots, and he didn't intend to let his impression score with Ys fall below the surface.

You must know that the criminals in the Arkham Asylum planned this group escape simply because they met those superheroes/supervillains who smelled delicious during the group escape last time.

Because of that scent, they tracked down Wayne Manor, and then followed this clue. Unless they were really a group of mentally retarded people, it was impossible for them not to find Yisu.

So the clown who successfully escaped from the Arkham Asylum this time did nothing but watch their idiots rush forward while he hitchhiked slowly behind.

what?

You ask if all the criminals in Arkham Asylum have a bad relationship with the clown, how could they be willing to give him a ride?

……

……

……

Because the clown never gave them a chance they didn't want to.

The Scarecrow and the others felt itchy when they thought that they were planning how to escape from the prison, but the clown was leisurely and leisurely, looking like he was waiting to sit back and enjoy the benefits.

But there is no way, if they dare to leave the clown aside and let him enjoy the benefits, he will look like I will smash the car if anyone refuses to give me a ride.

Criminals: "..."

shameless!

However, no matter how stinky the clown is, no one else can do anything about him, so they had no choice but to turn on the out-of-sight, out-of-mind mode.

The gang of criminals in the Arkham Asylum were aggrieved by the clown, but Yisu didn't know, just like they didn't know how confused Yisu was after hearing what the clown said.

Yisu looked at the clown in a daze, and she asked, "You mean...the problem is with me?"

Hearing Yisu's words, the clown didn't answer him but asked instead: "Why did you eat at Wayne Manor?"

"Uh?"

Yisu froze for a moment, and said, "I agree with Bruce's proposal."

The clown, who pretended not to hear what Yisu said later, made a conclusion directly, and said, "So that bastard did something good!"

Ysu: "..."

She now believes that the clown no longer loves Batman, because the name has completely changed from Batboy at the beginning to Batman to Old Bat and even to the current bastard.

"Didn't Mr. Wayne just do a good thing?"

Hearing what the clown said, the Poison Ivy girl on the side finally found a topic and got involved. Seeing Yisu look over, she smiled at her, and said, "I heard Harley talk about your cooking skills before. Extraordinary."

"Emmmm...thank you."

I don't know if it was influenced by the clown and Harley Quinn, so that Ysu felt that the criminals in the Arkham Asylum were actually a little crazy in their bones.

but……

Yisu glanced at the Poison Ivy Girl in front of her. She knew something about her, but she didn't expect that she would show such kindness to her when she saw her.

That's right, Yisu can feel that Poison Ivy is indeed expressing a friendly signal to her, or it's not just Poison Ivy, but...

The criminals throughout Arkham Asylum.

Yisu glanced secretly at the criminals who were almost all sitting at the dining table, although in terms of appearance, many of them were different from ordinary people, and they carried an inherent evil or even hostility.

But when her eyes fell on them, they all showed her the friendliest expression they could express.

Ok.

Although Yisu was even more frightened after seeing their friendly expressions.

"There's no need to say thank you, I'm just telling the truth."

Unlike other criminals, the reason Poison Ivy expressed her kindness to Yisu was not only because of the scent she smelled that day, but also because of Harley Quinn.

Harley's infatuation with the clown has become so infatuated that Poison Ivy can't stand it anymore. She originally thought that she would be planted on the clown in her life and would not be able to get out, but who knew that one day, things would turn upside down .

Thinking of Harley's current attitude towards the clown, and recalling the way they used to get along with each other, Poison Ivy felt relieved but also too relieved.

And Bruce was also relieved. After he learned that the criminals in the Arkham Asylum had... escaped collectively, to be honest, there was no fluctuation in his heart.

No way, who made them expect it before, so after knowing this, the emotions of surprise and anger did not appear at all. Instead, Bruce rushed all the way from Gotham to New York in a very calm mood.

The clown said before that if Bruce's old bat can still laugh after knowing the purpose of the criminals in the Arkham Asylum to escape collectively, he will lose. Judging from the current situation——

The clown is doomed.

Because Bruce just arrived at "My Chinese Restaurant", he couldn't help but want to laugh, and the reason Bruce wanted to laugh was not because of anything else, but because of the Riddler who has always done a lot of things to prove that his IQ is higher than him Want to compete with an old lady for a position, no!fruit!

"Stinky boy, this is New York!"

Mrs. Hudson grabbed Old Stan's crutches and hit the Riddler who was competing with her, "You want to bully me as an old lady? Are you afraid you want to go back to Gotham?"

The Riddler who took a stick: "...???"

Who is bullying whom?

Why are old ladies in New York so uncute?

The author has something to say:

Hahahahaha Mrs. Deson and Stan Lee are simply the male and female twins of this article. If you care about superheroes and supervillains, if you dare to grab the position, it is a stick without discussion XD