[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

If Ebony Throat and Baron Modu appeared together in "My Chinese Restaurant", Yisu was just scared, then after hearing what Olos and the others said, she knew that she was nervous all morning Bai was in a hurry.

Worried about whether the Chinese food you cook suits Thanos' taste?

nonexistent!

Worried about making enough portion for Thanos to eat?

nonexistent! !

Worried about whether Thanos will change his mind after eating?

nonexistent! ! !

Because the Chinese food she made didn't enter Thanos' stomach at all, so the problems she was worried about and nervous didn't exist at all!

Thinking of the first food delivery, Ming Xingjue claimed that they are gold medal food delivery professionals, but it turned out that it was delivered to Thanos’ doorstep. This food delivery was stolen by the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy before it even left the earth. up.

But like Tony and the others said, Star-Lord is really unreliable, so Ys didn't take this failure to heart.

As for the second takeaway, it was obvious that Jarvis had successfully delivered it to Thanos' doorstep. In order to attract him, he even opened the box on purpose to let the fragrance overflow.

As a result, the attraction attracted people, but it was not Thanos who was attracted, but Loki who went to find Thanos to cooperate, so the takeaway went into Loki's stomach logically.

But a takeaway can make Loki change his mind and stop collaborating with Thanos. Yisu thinks it seems to be worth it.

As for the third takeaway, Jarvis delivered it to Thanos' doorstep as smoothly as the second takeaway, and also deliberately opened the box.

Knot!fruit!

It is also the attraction that attracts people, but the people who are attracted are still not Thanos but the subordinates of Thanos——

Ebonmaw and Deathblade General.

Ysu: "..."

don't blow.

I really doubt whether she was born without the life to save the world, or Thanos was born to fight with takeaway criminals?

Facing Yisu's gaze, Ebony Maw and General Deathblade, who had stolen Thanos's takeaway, cleared their throats, feeling a little embarrassed for no reason.

There's no way, stealing food or something really doesn't sound very nice.

"This, we can explain..."

Ebony Maw looked at Yisu, and then said, "We originally suspected that Gamora had some kind of conspiracy, so we decided to try it alone."

result……

Ok.

Anyone who has eaten Chinese food made by Yisu should know what to expect after a bite.

Regardless of whether they want to know what conspiracy Gamora is up to, or because they want to satisfy their own appetites, but Ebony Maw and General Deathblade dared to pat their chests and swear, they really just planned to have a bite at first .

But who knows that from the very beginning of tasting, it is like a wild horse that has run free, galloping towards an unexpected direction.

"Gamora?"

When Yisu heard Ebony Throat's words, her expression was a little strange, "The takeaway was delivered by Jarvis, so how do you know that it has something to do with Gamora?"

Hearing Yisu's words, General Deathblade and Ebony Maw looked at each other. I have to say that they really don't know about this, but...

"That's what the master said."

General Deathblade said, "And Gamora's name is written on the box."

Hearing General Deathblade's explanation, Yisu immediately realized it. She remembered that Steve and the others seemed to have said last night that they planned to deliver food to Thanos' door in the name of Gamora at first. of.

After all, Gamora is the daughter of Thanos. If it is a box of unknown origin, no one can guarantee that Thanos will kick it away directly, but it is different to write Gamora's name.

But when Steve and the others wrote Gamora's name on the box, they probably didn't expect that Jarvis would be so courageous, and opened the box directly when it was delivered to the door of Thanos' house.

When Jarvis delivered the takeaway to Thanos' house for the second time, Gamora's name was not written on the box, but the reason why Ebony Maw and General Deathblade believed that it was sent by Gamora, Probably because of the box.

but……

Yisu gave General Deathblade and Ebony Maw a strange look, and she asked, "You guys ate all the takeout, does Thanos have any objections?"

Or does Thanos have no sense of smell?Or is there no function of eating?

General Deathblade replied very honestly: "The master left Titan yesterday."

Ysu: "..."

Oh.

This is really...

Yisu didn't know what to say after hearing General Death Blade's words. He originally thought that after the person who delivered the food was confirmed, there would be no bugs in this method.

But who knows it turns out——

Don't think that you don't need a kiss from the other party when you deliver food to an alien planet!since!sign!receive!up!

Seeing that Yisu didn't intend to continue asking, both Ebony Maw and General Deathblade were inexplicably relieved. There was no way, they were really worried about what she would ask next, such as why did you come to Earth? .

How will Ebony Maw and General Deathblade answer her then?

Say they're here to get her mother Cube?

Not to mention Ebony Maw, even General Deathblade, whom Ebony Maw thinks is a fool, knows that this matter cannot be let Yisu know, otherwise, how could they have pushed him down before Baron Mordo could react? ?

Wasn't it because of the betrayal of the two of them that he would say all the other things that should be said and should not be said at the same time?

However, Ebony Maw and General Deathblade didn't know it. They wanted to hide this matter from Yisu, but some people didn't want to let them do what they wanted.

Oh.

It should be said that there are several people who are unwilling to make the two of them happy.

"Ysu, you should ask them, how did you come to Earth today?"

Moriarty's gaze swept across the faces of Ebony Maw and General Deathblade, and then said to Ys with a smile on his lips, "You must know that they definitely don't know that the takeaway comes from the earth, and even whether Gamora is here Earth doesn’t even know, so it’s impossible for them to come to Earth to relax and travel, right?”

Hearing what Moriarty said, Yisu felt that it made sense, because Barry and the others had said it before when they made the plan to deliver food. When the time came, they would throw the food at the door of Thanos' house. If they could let him eat If it is enough to give up the life that destroys half of the universe, then it is best.

But it doesn't matter if you can't, because Thanos doesn't know that those takeaways come from the earth, even if he doesn't eat happily, he can't come to the earth to trouble them.

and so……

Remembering what Ebony Throat said just now that Thanos had left Titan yesterday, Yisu looked at the two of them and asked, "Did Thanos come to Earth?"

So they came here today?

"No."

Hearing Moriarty mention the matter they least wanted to mention, the expressions of Ebony Maw and General Deathblade changed. If they hadn't considered Yisu's presence, they couldn't help but want to do it.

But what General Deathblade and Ebony Maw didn't know was that Moriarty was rather tactful. Although he mentioned something they didn't want to mention, but...

At least they don't want to give them a chance to breathe like Sherlock and his three brothers and sisters do.

That's right, after Moriarty finished speaking, the three daughters of the Xia family, who had just cooperated as if they had rehearsed in advance, spoke again.

"Directly."

Sherlock glanced at Moriarty, and then said, "Thanos is not on Earth."

Mycroft said: "The two of them didn't come to Earth because of Thanos."

Oulos said: "Obviously, they are here for your mother, Yisu."

In fact, it is not difficult to get these answers. First of all, if Thanos is on the earth, the Avengers will not come to "My Chinese Restaurant" to pack Thanos takeaway today.

This is not to say that the people of the Avengers can monitor the whereabouts of Thanos at any time, but because if Thanos appears on the earth, with his strength, there is no need to wait for any opportunity at all, just do it directly.

And if Ebony Maw and General Deathblade came to Earth for Thanos, then they would not appear in "My Chinese Restaurant" today, and they would be accompanied by a Baron Mordo who once wanted to hold Ysu to threaten Cube , so their purpose of coming here is very clear.

"Probably because they are afraid of being blamed by Thanos after eating the takeaway you originally gave to Thanos, so they plan to come to Earth to catch your mother to make a temporary remedy."

Hearing what Olos said, Yisu was about to explode.

Even though she just found out that the takeaway was not eaten by Thanos, but into the stomachs of Ebony Maw and General Deathblade, to be honest, she really didn't blame them for all the faults.

but! Yes!

Now Olos told her that Ebony Maw and General Deathblade stole the takeout she made for Thanos, and they were worried that Thanos would suffer if he found out, so they planned to come to Earth to arrest her mother to make up for their mistakes!

Yisu: "...!!!???"

Why does she think this causal relationship is so wrong?

To be honest, Yisu knew that Baron Mordo must have come here with bad intentions, and Ebony Maw and General Deathblade were with him, and she was not surprised that their purpose was the same as his——

Capture her and threaten her mother.

but! Yes!

She never thought that they planned to capture Kube and dedicate her to Thanos because they were afraid of being punished by Thanos after eating the Chinese food she cooked.

Yisu was about to be pissed off by this causal relationship, she pointed at Ebony Maw and General Deathblade and said, "You two bastards! You stole the takeaway I made for Thanos and want to arrest my mother to mend the wok! , now you still have the face to say that you come to eat with me!?"

don't blow.

Yisu really wanted to spray these two bastards on their faces——

what to eat!

Let's eat you guys!

"Don't beat yourself up."

Moriarty stood beside Yisu, reached out and patted her on the shoulder, and then said, "It's a big deal to drag them into the blacklist of 'My Chinese Restaurant'."

Seeing that Yisu calmed down a little, he continued, "And if they don't come to 'My Chinese Restaurant' today, we don't know that your takeaway is useful to Thanos."

Hearing the words behind Moriarty, Yisu subconsciously turned his head and glanced at him: "Jim, what do you mean by that?"

Not to mention the first takeaway that was stolen by the Guardians of the Galaxy. Even if the second and third were delivered to Thanos’ door, they were not also stolen by Loki, Ebony Maw, and General Deathblade. ?

And the third time they delivered food to Titan, Thanos was no longer there.

"literal meaning."

Moriarty said, "Have you forgotten what they just said? I suspect that Gamora has some kind of conspiracy, so I want to eat a takeaway. Although I think this is at most one of the reasons, it also proves a point... ..."

Seeing that Yisu's attention was completely attracted by what he said, the smile on Moriarty's face deepened, and he continued, "Although the takeaway delivered to Titan yesterday was stolen by Loki , but it's not useless."

The takeaway delivered to Thanos' house today did not indicate who delivered it, but Ebony Maw and General Deathblade knew that it had something to do with Gamora, which means that Loki just ate the takeaway yesterday and didn't take it The box was also taken away.

And what is that box for?

For takeout.

"Honey, you have to know that the aroma of food will stick to the box."

Hearing what Moriarty said, Yisu obviously couldn't react: "Jim, what do you mean, just the smell of food on the box makes Thanos..."

Before she could finish the rest of the sentence, she saw Moriarty nodded to her, and he asked her back, "Otherwise, how could they, who are good-natured, suspect that Gamora has some kind of conspiracy?"

Although Gamora and Thanos had a falling out, according to Thanos' strength, Ebony Maw and General Deathblade should not have taken her revenge on Thanos seriously.

But when they saw the food delivered to their door, they suspected that Gamora had some conspiracy.

why?

Moriarty felt that it must be because Thanos made some abnormal behavior because of the box with the smell of food, so Ebonmaw and General Deathblade were suspicious.

Ebony Maw and General Deathblade, who didn't know what Moriarty and the others were capable of, had heard what they said, and if they hadn't had a good concentration, their faces would have looked like ghosts.

Because there is nothing wrong with every word and every thing they say.

Ebony throat: "..."

General Deathblade: "..."

I feel like this is the biggest problem.

It's just that the current Ebony Maw and General Deathblade don't care about whether Olos and the others are wrong. They only know that if they don't do something, then they might really meet what Moriarty just said. What is that blacklist?

So when Yisu looked over, General Deathblade and Ebony Maw, who had a strong desire to survive, accidentally sent Thanos to the dark dimension, intending to snatch the Eye of Agamotto from Doctor Strange. Things came out to bald.

General Ebony Maw and Deathblade who accidentally betrayed his master to make amends: "...???"

What did they just say?

After realizing what they said, the two looked at each other, and a trace of regret suddenly surged in their hearts.

For a bite to eat, they actually betrayed their master...

Does this sound like a word?

outrageous!

Are they still human?

not human!

So when Yisu asked if what they just said was true or not, the inhuman Ebony Maw and General Deathblade nodded hurriedly: "That's right! It's true!"

Thanos: "...???"

What about regretting it?

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahaha touch poor Ah Mie.

And fortunately, it was Mo Niang and the gang who ate at the Chinese restaurant today XD