[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

As I said before, Ebony Maw and General Deathblade are not the most loyal subordinates to Thanos among the generals of Obsidian Five, but even so, this does not mean that they can violate Thanos' will casually.

So regarding Thanos not allowing himself to go to the dark dimension to snatch the Eye of Agamotto, and even assigning him an exact task, even if General Deathblade was furious, he could only obediently obey his orders.

Just obediently obeying orders, Gui obediently obediently obeying orders, this does not mean that General Deathblade has no complaints, this complaint even made him couldn't help but turn his anger on Ebony Throat.

He said: "Didn't you also know that Gamora was plotting something wrong? Why didn't you say a word?"

The angered Ebony Throat didn't show any face to General Deathblade, and he opened his mouth and said, "Because I'm not stupid."

Didn't he see Gamora's "ulterior motives"?

He saw it.

Does she know that Gamora is Thanos' most beloved daughter?

He also knew.

So under such circumstances, unless Ebony Throat is crazy, how could he speak so bluntly to Thanos in front of him?

You must know that it is very likely that when the truth he said is heard by Thanos, it becomes him talking bad about Gamora.

So Ebony Throat said that a person with such a brain like him would not do such a mindless thing.

As for him not to speak, if General Deathblade does not speak, will Thanos continue to immerse himself in the melancholy (wronged) mood of the old father and not deal with the matter of the Eye of Agamotto?

nonexistent.

Is it possible that only by exposing Gamora's "true purpose" can Thanos wake up?

If General Deathblade hadn't opened his mouth at that time, Ebony Maw would have thought of a way to make Thanos sober, but who knew he was so stupid, he rushed to open his mouth and hit the gun directly.

What Ebony Maw was thinking, General Deathblade didn't know, Emmmm, well, maybe it's better if he didn't know, because just a word from Ebony Maw was enough to make him explode.

"What do you mean by that?"

General Deathblade looked at Ebony Throat with a cold face, and couldn't help taking out his warblade with his right hand. His temper, which was already bloodthirsty, would not be much better. One, the war blade in his hand probably fell directly on Ebony Maw's body right now.

Facing General Deathblade, who was second only to Thanos in status, Ebony Maw didn't hesitate at all. He raised his hand, and all the things around him turned into sharp weapons and aimed at General Deathblade, and then he said: " Don't throw the blame on me if you are stupid."

If it was said that General Deathblade was furious at the beginning because Thanos gave him small shoes and didn't take him to the dark dimension, but now the naked diss of Ebony Throat made him almost mad.

However, before General Deathblade was so angry that he wanted to start a fight, he smelled a scent lingering in the air. He paused for a while, thinking it was his own hallucination, he subconsciously took a deep breath, and then The air entered his nose together, and then rushed up to his brain, and the constantly tumbling aroma made him realize——

The scent is real.

After reacting, General Deathblade put away his warblade directly, then raised his feet and walked along the source of the fragrance.

And Ebony Throat, who was originally tense with him as if on the verge of explosion, didn't feel that there was anything wrong with General Deathblade's sudden change, because he also smelled the fragrance mixed in the air.

Ebony Maw moved his fingers, and after the things that had turned into sharp weapons aimed at General Deathblade returned to their positions, he also followed his footsteps.

Finally, the two followed the scent to the door, and then...

At a glance, I saw the familiar box placed at the door.

Doesn't it look familiar?

Seeing this, General Deathblade and Ebony Maw subconsciously looked at each other, and found the same answer in each other's eyes——

Isn't that the empty box that Thanos held tightly in his arms before?

"It shouldn't be the same."

Ebony Throat shook his head, not to mention that it is impossible for Thanos to run back inexplicably after leaving, just to put the box at the door of his house, just because of the aroma they smell now...

The box that Thanos held in his arms before did not have this fragrance.

But in fact, whether it is the same one or not, this cannot stop Ebony Maw and General Deathblade from wanting to approach the box involuntarily.

Although the box appeared here so abruptly, it is impossible for them not to be vigilant, but it is useless to be vigilant. The two of them are like young boys who have never seen anything in the world. Hook your fingers a little, and you will be hooked by them as if you lost your soul.

Of course, whether it's Ebony Maw or General Deathblade, the two who had just had a conflict just now want to be more stable in order to avoid giving the other the opportunity to laugh at them as if they haven't seen the world.

but……

Ebony Throat, who originally thought that his quickening was the first to approach the box, and General Deathblade, who also thought that his quickening was the first to approach the box, approached at the same time, and after they glanced at each other——

Fine.

Don't laugh at fifty steps.

If it was normal, they might still fight with each other, but now they have no such thoughts at all. After looking back, they stared at the two dishes in the box almost without blinking— —

Grandpa chicken.

Braised wild duck.

Yesterday's Yisu didn't know that the Avengers packed the two takeaways for Thanos, so she packed them whatever they ordered.

But since I found out what was going on last night, when Bucky came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to pack takeaways today, she suggested whether to make more delicious food?

What is there to say?

It's not surprising that many people are polite.

Ys doesn’t feel that Thanos is their enemy at all, but if she wants to cook him so many delicious food, will it be too bad or feel aggrieved, not to mention the Hydra Brotherhood or Hannibal Moriarty? .

Just think about the clown who eliminated her hostility because of a money cake in Gotham before. She really saved her own life with one bite, so if possible, Yisu Really hope Chinese food can save the world.

In this case, let alone cook a delicious meal for Thanos, if he is willing to give up his "environmental protection plan", she will cook him delicious food until he vomits.

However, Yisu's proposal was rejected by Bucky. In his words, if Thanos really changed his mind because of a bite, why send him so much?

If Thanos didn't change his mind because of the one-bit food, then it would be useless to give more.

Yisu thought about it, so she prepared a big bowl of white rice and two dishes for Thanos, but she was a little more considerate, and she prepared chopsticks and chopsticks when she was not sure if Thanos would use chopsticks Spoon two cutlery.

It's just that Yisu never thought that Jarvis successfully delivered the takeaway to Thanos' doorstep for the first time, but because of Loki's beard cutting, Thanos didn't eat anything but smelled it.

And after Jarvis successfully delivered the takeaway to Thanos' door for the second time, the smell was smelled by Ebony Maw and General Deathblade. As for those two dishes?

"Is this Gamora sent over again?"

General Deathblade stared unblinkingly at the two dishes of delicious food, and asked suspiciously, "What does Gamora mean? Is she going to reconcile with the master? "

General Obsidian Five will be the five generals under Thanos, and they are naturally aware of the grievances and resentments between Thanos and Gamora. It is precisely because of this that General Deathblade finds it strange——

According to Gamora's hatred for Thanos, how could she take the initiative to reconcile?

"Or is there something odd about these dishes?"

Ebony Throat didn't take his eyes off the two dishes, he said, "Do you still remember the master's reaction yesterday? Could it be that these dishes are the reason?"

Hearing what Ebony Throat said, General Deathblade remembered Thanos's reaction as if he was mentally retarded yesterday. They didn't know the previous situation yesterday, so they felt strange, but today it seems...

He made it seem reasonable.

"What should I do?"

General Deathblade said, "If the master sees it, he will lose his mind again just like yesterday."

"It's impossible to throw them all away, is it?"

Ebony Throat said, "Anyway, Gamora gave this to the master. If the master knows that we have handled it without authorization..."

Before he finished speaking, General Deathblade knew what he meant. He frowned, thinking about what happened yesterday, and after a while he said: "Then let me try first, if Gamora is really in these meals If there is tampering inside, then even if we deal with it, the master will not blame us."

General Deathblade said these words righteously, and even inexplicably has a kind of loyalty that is willing to do his best for Thanos and die, but...

"Ha ha."

Ebony Throat sneered at General Deathblade, and said, "You are not stupid at this time."

Hearing that Ebony Throat immediately exposed his intentions, the expression on General Deathblade's face froze for a moment. After a while, he didn't bother to pretend, and said, "Otherwise, what do you say? I really sent Gamora Send this to the master?"

"One bite per person."

Ebony Throat offered a fairer solution, he said, "There's no reason to allow you to be the only one to make a fool of the master."

"also."

General Deathblade pretended not to hear the irony in Ebony Throat's words. It is true that he was attracted by these two dishes, but he really wanted to know what was so weird about it that could make Thanos behave like yesterday. Like a mentally retarded.

In fact, Thanos who didn't eat anything but smelled it: "..."

But no matter what, since Ebony Maw and General Deathblade have united the front, they can't wait to do it directly, and then...

Emmmm.

Then there is no more.

Taiye Chicken is made from Guangdong famous chicken combined with Jiangsu cooking method. The finished chicken is not only smooth and translucent, but also has a reddish color, which looks very attractive.

After the ebony throat picked up a piece and put it into his mouth, he took a light bite, and the meat and bones were separated immediately. The chicken that was smoked and not burnt tasted crisp and meaty. When chewing in the mouth, in addition to being able to taste In addition to the umami taste of the chicken, there is also a faint smoky taste and the fragrance of tea leaves.

When eating this Taiye chicken, which combines the strengths of Guangdong's stewed method and Jiangsu's smoked method, it can not only taste the flavor of Guangdong, but also allow people to enjoy the characteristics of Jiangsu at the same time.

After the two are combined, it is just a piece of chicken, which is enough to make people eat endless aftertaste.

And the braised wild duck was also eaten so well that General Deathblade had completely forgotten the sulking he felt yesterday because of Thanos wearing small shoes and the anger he had just had when he had a dispute with Ebony Throat. Now there is only one instinct left in his mind, that is ——

eat.

Can't stop eating.

Braised wild duck in soy sauce can also be called Honghu braised wild duck, not only because this dish is a famous traditional dish in Hubei, but also because it is made with special craftsmanship in Honghu area of ​​Hubei.

After the braised wild duck, which looks shiny and red, has been fried and stewed carefully, the duck meat tastes not to mention how fat, tender and crispy it is. One bite, the mouth is full of mellow meaty aroma.

When chewing in the mouth, the duck meat with the unique and strong Honghu Xindi Lake flavor is not only fresh and sweet, but also sweet and salty. It tastes not greasy at all, nor too sweet.

General Deathblade only felt that the distracting thoughts and negative emotions in his heart were all soothed by this sweetness, and only the sweet taste remained in his heart, which made him eat even the bloodthirsty anger on his face. It also suddenly weakened a lot.

……

what?

You ask Ebonmaw and Deathblade if they forgot that they just agreed that these meals were all weird?Gamora is all malicious?

……

……

……

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

Ebony Throat and General Deathblade both popped out in unison to deny Sanlian, and at the same time expressed in unison——

If delicious equals weird, then these meals are indeed too old (good) weird (to eat).

……

After eating Taiye Chicken, Braised Wild Duck, and even the big bowl of white rice, and there was nothing left, Ebony Throat and General Deathblade sat slumped in front of Thanos' house without any need for imagery. .

The two of them slowly regained their sanity during the sage time after the meal while reminiscing about the delicious food they just ate, and then...

Emmmm.

They seem to have forgotten something.

Until Baron Mordo suddenly appeared in front of them, telling them that he had determined the whereabouts of the Rubik's Cube and asked them about the whereabouts of Thanos, General Deathblade and Ebony Maw...

General Deathblade and Ebony Maw looked at each other——

To be finished!

They forgot those meals belonged to Thanos!

Baron Mordo didn't know what Ebony Maw and General Deathblade were thinking. Seeing that they didn't answer after hearing what he said, he gave them a strange look and asked, "What? What happened? ?”

"No."

Ebony Throat and General Deathblade didn't fight each other at the moment. After the two answered Baron Modo in unison, Ebony Throat asked, "You mean the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is on Earth now?"

"Yes."

Although Baron Mordo found it strange, he didn't delve into it. When he heard Ebony Throat's question, he answered it like this, and asked about Thanos' whereabouts by the way.

"The master has now gone to the dark dimension."

I don’t know if it’s because of having a meal together, General Deathblade seems to be connected to Ebony Throat’s brain circuit, he said to Baron Mordo, “I think we’ll go to Earth first, and then we’ll get the Cosmic Rubik’s Cube. Give it to the master."

That's right.

General Deathblade and Ebony Throat, after eating all the food and not a single grain left, felt that whether they were handing over the empty box to Thanos or destroying the corpses, it was time to finish.

So it’s better to make up for it, get the Rubik’s Cube before Thanos knows the truth, and then dedicate it to him. In this way, even if Thanos gets angry again, an Infinity Gem can (slightly) calm his anger... right? ?

Perhaps it was because he had personally eaten the Chinese food made by Ys, so both Ebony Maw and General Deathblade were not quite sure whether doing so would really make up for it.

but……

Doing something is better than doing nothing.

Hearing General Deathblade's words, Baron Mordo did not suspect that they had ulterior motives, but...

"I think it's better to inform that adult."

Baron Modo told the two of them about the gathering of superheroes and supervillains and Kube on the earth, and finally he said, "Compared with other infinite gems, we want to get the universe. Rubik's Cube is not an easy thing."

After all, other Infinity Gems are not refined at all, as long as you defeat its owner, you can get it, but for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, she has become refined.

Kube, who is the owner of the Rubik's Cube, is not a vegetarian at all.

However, Ebony Throat and the others didn't take Baron Modu's concerns to heart, and General Deathblade sneered even more: "So what if I become a spirit? As long as I crush her, can I get the rough stone?"

The author has something to say:

A group of superheroes/super-rebels who have been slapped in the face: wait for Mengxin to join the slapped team :)

Dead Blade·Mengxin·General:? ? ?

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