[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Sister Mantis' straightforward words made the laughter of the Avengers stop abruptly, as if they had pressed the pause button, but in the blink of an eye, the laughter broke out again.

And this time, besides the Avengers, the people who laughed out loud this time also included the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy except Star-Lord.

"Don't make a fuss."

After the rocket carrying the gun put away the gun, he said to Sister Mantis, "Wasn't Quill always being an idiot in our Guardians of the Galaxy?"

Hearing Rocket's words, Sister Mantis said, "But Quill said he is the smartest person in his hometown."

"That's pretty similar to you, Tony."

Sam, who was hooking Clint's shoulders, heard what Mantis Girl said, and immediately smiled and said to Tony, "So why don't you think about taking back the first half of your sentence?"

Tony, who pretended not to understand the meaning of Sam's words, asked back, "Are you talking about being smart?"

"You know what I'm talking about."

Sam laughed out his big white teeth, and he said, "In your conception, smart is like this?"

While speaking, Sam made a gesture to Tony to show Star-Lord.

"Of course, I think..."

Tony looked in the direction shown by Sam, and after scanning the star-lord who was shown, he was sure that there was no way to find out where he was smart. Tony gave up, and he said, "Forget it, I surrender."

Finding out the cleverness from Xingjue is more difficult than finding the bones in the egg, isn't it?

"Hey, if I'm not mistaken, are you calling me stupid?"

Star-Lord ended the dance with a cool gesture, turned off his Walkman, then looked at Tony and Sam, and said, "Do you know? My blood is half human, half Spartan , if human beings are stupid, I am only five points stupid, but you are very stupid."

With that said, Xingjue made a comparison gesture to Tony and the others, "So do you understand? There is such a gap in our IQ."

"Of course I understand."

Tony deliberately misinterpreted Xingjue's meaning, he said, "You mean, assuming that all human beings are smart, then your IQ has not even touched the passing line."

"Then again, although I don't think IQ can be measured by numbers, I still think it is necessary to tell you that the IQ of those who have not even met the passing line is lower than verylow in the international standard IQ test. .”

With that said, Tony smiled and made a gesture lower than verylow to Xingjue.

Star Lord: "..."

The world is so big.

He was so unlucky to meet his opponent.

However, before Xingjue went back, he heard Tanglangmei ask curiously: "So Quill is very low in his hometown?"

Hearing the question from Mantis Girl, not to mention the Avengers and the Rockets, even Gamora, who is full of aloofness, couldn't help laughing, making Xingjue smile so depressedly.

All right, why is he so low?

However, before Xingjue had a good time with them, the Avengers, who had had enough laughs, took the initiative to say hello to the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

"Hi, welcome to Earth."

Natasha smiled and stretched out her hand towards Gamora, she said, "I'm Natasha."

"Gamora."

Although this woman who was called the most dangerous woman in the universe looked serious, she didn't have the kind of coldness that would make people thousands of miles away.

After she and Natasha got to know each other, she said, "Sol told me, you want to deal with Thanos?"

"Not 'you', but 'us'."

Tony corrected Gamora's words, he said, "I think you will appear here, definitely not just because of Sol's invitation, right?"

Hearing Tony's words, Gamora glanced at him, and then she said, "I agree with your assumption that human beings are all smart."

"Hey, Gamora."

Hearing Gamora's words, Star-Lord was the first to jump up, and he said, "Aren't we on the same boat? Why are you turning your elbows outward?"

"Why can't the elbow be turned outward?"

Because of Xingjue's words, the bald man gave him a strange look, and said, "Although it is a bit difficult, it can still be done."

After all, whether it is against him or Gamora, whose healing ability is comparable to that of Wolverine, he can turn his elbow outward in minutes.

As for getting hurt?

It does not matter.

Heals anyway.

"Damn it, I'm a metaphor! A metaphor!!!"

Xingjue couldn't help but want to give the bald man a supercilious look. Who would be stupid enough to play with his hands just because he's bored and relying on self-healing?

Uh.

When Xingjue was thinking this way, he probably didn't know Deadpool yet. Considering his unreliable personality, he would be so bored that he would randomly break his limbs to play.

But no matter what, considering that Drax the Destroyer doesn't understand the IQ of metaphors and jokes at all, no matter how hard Star-Lord is, I'm afraid he won't be able to tell him what he means by turning his elbows outward. up.

But it doesn't matter--

Because the Guardians of the Galaxy did not come to Earth to improve the IQ of Drax the Destroyer.

So when Star-Lord and Drax the Destroyer were talking about metaphors, Gamora and the Rockets had already walked inside with Natasha and other Avengers.

Mantis Girl took a look at Gamora and the others who were about to go away, and then at Star-Lord who was still talking non-stop while pulling Drax the Destroyer. After thinking about it, she still raised her heels Gamora et al.

no way.

Xingjue's talk is so boring.

After Tony and others brought Gamora to the living room of the Avengers Building, the two sides introduced themselves.

In fact, because there is Thor as the middleman, whether it is the Avengers or the Guardians of the Galaxy, they all know a little about each other.

but……

"I have a question."

Drax the Destroyer asked curiously, "Is revenge the main job of your Avengers?"

"No."

The person who answered him was Captain America Steve, who had just stepped out of the elevator. He said, "Our job is to protect civilians and protect the earth, and not let them be afraid."

"Captain, are you finally back?"

Natasha and the others looked at Steve who came out of the elevator, then glanced at the Winter Soldier following him, and asked, "How is it? Is Sergeant Barnes okay?"

"It's all going great."

Hearing Clint's question, Steve's face suddenly showed a smile, because he was worried that Crossbones might have some conspiracy or purpose, so even if he got the brainwashing words from the Winter Soldier, he was not at ease.

It wasn't until he came back from Wayne Manor, took the Winter Soldier to X Academy and got the help of Charles that he completely removed the brainwashing device in his mind, that the big stone on Steve's heart was barely removed. a little bit.

The reason it was only moved a little bit was because after the brainwashing device in Bucky's mind was removed, not only his memory as Bucky Barnes was restored, but also his memory as the Winter Soldier.

Because of the long time, too many memories, and the damage to Bucky’s brain, after solving the brainwashing device in Bucky’s mind, Steve didn’t take him out of X Academy immediately, Instead, he chose to stay with him.

It wasn't until today that Bucky's condition was relatively stable that Steve took him back to the Avengers Building.

I just didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. As soon as they came back, they met Sol and the Guardians of the Galaxy who just came to Earth.

Drax the Destroyer didn't know about the situation of the Winter Soldier. After hearing Steve's explanation, he became even more curious: "Then shouldn't you call yourself Guardians?"

Hearing this, Steve spread his hands and said, "I think it's probably because someone has already used this name."

Hearing Steve's explanation, Drax the Destroyer probably accepted it, because his attention was quickly shifted to other places, for example——

Steve's boobs.

And Bucky's good figure.

In fact, it wasn't just him, even Gamora and the others slid their gazes around Steve and Bucky. Mantis Girl praised: "Your Avengers have really good figures."

Hearing Sister Mantis's words and seeing Gamora's expression of approval, Xingjue silently lowered his head and glanced at his slightly protruding belly because of sitting down, then stood up as if nothing had happened, then raised his head and chest out. The hinterland said to Sister Mantis: "Our Guardians of the Galaxy are not bad."

Seeing that Gamora looked over because of his words, Xingjue immediately changed the posture of raising his head, trying to change the angle to make his face look thinner and sharper, and at the same time smiled at her.

It's just that what Xingjue doesn't know is——

Because of his high gamma pull down, does his face look thinner and more pointed, anyway gamora saw his squeezed out double chin orz

"Quell, stop joking."

Rocket on the side hugged his paw and laughed, "You are only one bowl away from being fat."

Hearing Rocket's words, Drax the Destroyer couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the others couldn't hold back either, and instantly turned the living room of the Avengers Building into a sea of ​​joy.

Although the two superhero teams, the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy, have only met for the first time, and they haven't been in contact for a long time, thanks to Star-Lord's funny and funny, Natasha and the others and Gamora and the others are instantly reunited. Closed the distance.

It's just that it's funny, everyone present knows who they are going to talk about today, so after the joke, everyone shifted the topic to Thanos.

When Sam and the others asked her if she knew the reason why Thanos gathered all six infinite gems to destroy the universe, Gamora froze for a moment, but she quickly realized it.

"know."

Gamora said lightly, "Balance."

"balance?"

Hearing Gamora give such an answer, there was an expression of surprise or surprise on the faces of everyone present.

Gamora turned a blind eye, and continued to speak: "I used to be from the Zehuberi family. One day, Thanos came to us..."

Speaking of this, Gamora suddenly had the scene of seeing Thanos for the first time in her mind. It was the first time she saw Thanos that day, and it was also the last time she saw her mother.

"He thinks that the reason why the people of our Zehuberi clan can't eat enough and don't have enough clothes is because there are too many people in our clan, so..."

"He ordered the massacre of half of our Zehoberi tribe."

Having said that, Gamora looked at the other people present, and she said, "Thanos has always believed that the universe is not infinite, and neither are the resources. In order for people to better enjoy more and better resources, In order for the universe to continue to develop, Thanos believes that balance is the best way."

"Is he crazy!?"

After hearing what Gamora said, everyone had different looks of surprise on their faces, but their first reactions were almost the same——

"So his purpose of collecting six infinite gems is not to destroy the universe, but to kill half of the life in the universe?"

"Who does he think he is? Why does he do this?"

Everyone in the Avengers had guessed at the beginning what the purpose of Thanos collecting six infinite gems to destroy the universe was to dominate the universe?To show off his strength to everyone?Or to please the goddess of death?

But they never expected that the purpose of Thanos is to make the universe develop better?

Regardless of whether Thanos’ starting point is good or not, the Avengers just want to say one thing——

Fuck the balance!

"I know that Thanos now has a total of three Infinity Stones in his hands, and the remaining three, one is in the hands of Loki in Asgard, one is in the hands of Doctor Strange, and one is in the hands of Doctor Strange. You Earth."

Gamora looked at the Avengers present, and she said, "I would like to give a conscience suggestion, if you don't want the earth to be the main battlefield for fighting Thanos, you'd better send the infinity gem left on the earth out of the earth. "

Hearing Gamora's words, the Rocket interface said: "Of course, we are happy to do this for you."

Although he was ridiculed many times by the Rockets, Xingjue still agreed with his proposal at the moment, he said: "He is right, you don't have to worry about anything, after all, we can escort professional jewelers with gold medals."

Think the universe spirit ball was not escorted to Xandar by their hands?

"I heard that the Infinity Gem you escorted back then has now fallen into the hands of Thanos?"

Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at Xingjue, and then said, "It seems that the Infinity Stone that you escorted didn't end well."

Without waiting for Xingjue to refute, Tony said again, "And the Cosmic Rubik's Cube left on our earth is different from other Infinity Stones. If we want to send her away, it is not up to us to decide."

"she?"

When they heard Tony say that the Rubik's Cube was different from other Infinity Stones, Star-Lord and the others hadn't reacted yet, but when they heard him use the third person pronoun "she" to refer to the Rubik's Cube, they realized something was wrong out of place.

"Are there gender-specific Infinity Stones?"

Rocket held his paw and asked curiously, and the little tree man answered him, "IamGroot~"

Hearing Rocket's question, the Avengers looked at each other, and then Natasha said, "We don't know about the other Infinity Stones, but as for the Rubik's Cube...she is indeed a lady."

Then the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy learned from the Avengers that Cosmic Rubik's Cube is not only a gender-separated lady, but also a gender-separated lady who has given birth to Cosmic Rubik's Cube.

Guardians of the Galaxy: "..."

Are Infinity Stones like this now?

Not only became a sperm but also gave birth to a baby or something.

"So now the earth has two cosmic cubes?"

"Do not."

Steve shook his head, he said, "There is only one, Yisu is now an ordinary person."

"So you thought of any way to deal with Thanos?"

After knowing that the Cosmic Rubik's Cube has become a spirit, Gamora knew that the method he suggested that they send the infinite stones out of the earth would not be used.

For one thing, the Rubik's Cube stayed on the earth after becoming a spirit with independent consciousness, which means that she has no interest in leaving the earth.

Secondly, looking at the indifferent attitude of the Avengers, Gamora probably guessed a little bit.

"There is indeed one."

Although it sounds unreliable to plan to use a takeaway to buy Thanos, Tony and others, who are already foodies, don't think there is anything wrong.

So when Gamora asked, the Avengers said what they thought of, and finally said, "We are ready for everything now, we only owe Thanos' address."

Gamora: "..."

The people on Earth really know how to play.

After hearing the Avengers say that they thought of a way to deal with Thanos, Gamora suddenly felt that he seemed to have misunderstood Star-Lord before——

It's not that he's unreliable.

Rather, their racial identity is what it is.

but……

Although Gamora felt that the method of the Avengers was a bit unreliable, she did not refuse, and Star-Lord was even more attracted by their fresh and refined method.

"Wow! Cool!"

Xingjue asked curiously, "Who came up with this method? I dare not even think about it."

Although the Avengers felt that this method was very reliable, they also knew that generally speaking, when people who had never eaten Chinese food made by Ysu heard about it, their first reaction should be similar to that of Director Nick.

But now...

Glancing at Star-Lord who didn't have any irony.

"Don't be surprised."

The mantis girl said from the side, "I heard that Quill and the others successfully saved the galaxy by dancing."

Avengers: "..."

Wow.

social society.

"Do you just need us to provide the address of Thanos?"

Star-Lord looked at the Avengers, and he said, "We can provide more services, such as home delivery or something like that."

Seeing that the Avengers were all looking over, he tried his best to make the expression on his face look more upright and reliable, he said, "I think you need to know that our Guardians of the Galaxy is also called the Galaxy Food Delivery Team, so leave it to us , you can rest assured."

Avengers: "..."

I don't know why, after he said that...

They are even more worried orz

The author has something to say:

Laughing dead, when Drax came to the earth to save people, he shouted to the citizens: Hurry up and escape the revenge of the Avengers!It's too frenzied for them to go crazy! (roughly means)

Captain: Our job is to protect civilians from fear.

Drax: Then why aren't you called Guardians.

team leader:……

what can I do?

I'm so desperate too!

They don't take Stan Lee's blame!

Hahahahahaha