[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

After hearing Barry's words, the other people present looked at each other and felt that his method was indeed as he said——

Much more reliable than the one just now.

Although the Chinese food made by Ysu is also used to get Thanos, but delivering food to Thanos and directly inviting Thanos to the earth for dinner are two different concepts.

If Thanos is invited to come to Earth for dinner, then Director Nick’s worries just now are not unreasonable, even if they have full confidence in the Chinese food made by Ysu, but...

Accidents are hard to say.

But if they choose to deliver food to Thanos, then the situation is different, at least they don’t need to consider the issues that Director Nick is worried about for the time being——

After all, Thanos' home is so far away from the earth.

Of course, it would be the best if Thanos ate the Chinese food made by Ysu and collapsed like other diners, as if he lost his mind, but if not...

Ok.

does not matter.

At worst, they just run away.

"Although I don't think it's likely to happen, if we are worried that Thanos will not only not be dealt with after eating, but also intends to trouble us, we can just throw it at his door and run away."

Just as Director Nick thought, Barry insisted on the method of inviting Thanos to eat the Chinese food made by Ys, he said, "No matter how unhappy Thanos is, he will still know who came to his house Is there a takeaway at the door?"

After Barry thought about it back and forth, he felt that the method he had come up with was simply amazing——

You can try to use the Chinese food made by Ysu to get rid of Thanos, and you don't have to suffer too much consequence of failure.

Barry felt that the method he thought of was really awesome, but Director Nick couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth after hearing it. Originally, when he heard the method he just proposed, he felt that he was indeed very reliable. To what he said later...

Just blow it off.

Director Nick asked Barry: "Would you eat unknown food left at your door?"

"of course not."

Barry answered him categorically, but before the chief could say anything after listening, he said, "But the Chinese food made by Yisu is different."

Are they all unknown foods?

Hearing Barry's words, the Director-General wanted to reply to him, but before he could say it, everyone present except him seemed to agree.

Director Nick: "..."

He really doesn't understand their foodie brains very well.

Closer to home, anyway, since even Director Nick thinks that the method of delivering food to Thanos is feasible, then they will first make a plan around this method——

First, find out where Thanos' home is.

Second, determine who will deliver food to Thanos.

Regarding the second point, there are quite a few people who raised their hands to show that they are competent, not to mention the alien races like Clark, Martian Manhunter, and even Iron Man Tony.

"What are you looking at me for?"

After Tony saw that he raised his hand, everyone turned their heads to look at him. Although they didn't show any disbelieving expressions, compared to Clark and the others who didn't respond when they raised their hands, they turned their heads already. Is your response okay?

So Tony felt that he had to give a strong evidence, he said, "I have also been to outer space."

So why can't he compete for the chance to deliver food to Thanos?

Hearing Tony's words, Clint couldn't help laughing and said, "Tony, do you mean the time you turned off the engine and fell back from outer space?"

Clint's words made Tony roll his eyes, and he said, "Yes, it was the time when Loki came to Earth and you were controlled by his mind gem."

At Tony's words, it's Clint's turn to roll his eyes.

The people on the side couldn't help laughing when they saw this, and they didn't know if it was affected by the atmosphere. Although Batman still looked gloomy, he was less bitter and vengeful.

Not only that, he even said, "I can understand Clark raising their hands, but Stark you?"

As he said that, Bruce looked Tony up and down, and then asked, "If you are sure that you will deliver the food, can you guarantee that the food will be delivered to Thanos?"

Tony didn't get along with Bruce's aura, and he didn't get along with Batman's aura, so when he heard him say that, he immediately said, "You mean I'll sneak a meal in the middle?"

Bruce nodded without denying it at all, and said, "Yes."

Tony: "..."

pissed off.

I really want to kill this old bat.

But even though Tony really wanted to kill Bruce, Charles and the others also felt worried after hearing his words...

necessary.

Of course, they are not targeting Tony alone, but how can they say that their purpose is to deliver the food to Thanos, if the person who delivers it steals it halfway, what will they give to Thanos then?

Takeaway box?

don't blow.

If you really do this, then it is really easy to be killed by Thanos in minutes.

and so……

"Clark, if you are asked to deliver food to Thanos, can you make sure you don't steal it?"

Steve and the others turned their heads to look at Clark and the others who just raised their hands. If it was something else, they might be able to pat their chests to give them a guarantee——

They can definitely do it!

but now……

The Martian Manhunter and the others looked at each other. After eating the Chinese food made by Ysu, they really didn't dare to pat their chests to give a guarantee.

In the end, they could only say: "Let's try our best."

Regarding the answer Clark and the others gave, to be honest, almost everyone present could understand it. After all, even Batman in the Justice League and Natasha in the Avengers, the two most powerful superheroes in the team The hero could not resist the temptation of Yisu's Chinese food.

As for Chief Nick, who is not "almost"...

Ok.

Facing this group of superheroes who didn't even care about saving the world just for one bite, Director Nick didn't want to say anything.

"Can we ask Stephen for help?"

Charles gave a candidate, after all, he can open the portal, but...

"As for whether he will steal food midway, I can't guarantee it."

what?

You said that after Strange opened the portal, isn't it just a matter of crossing the portal?Where is the time for him to sneak in halfway?

……

……

……

No.

Charles said that he was worried that after Strange opened the portal and put the takeaway at Thanos' door, he would be reluctant to come back but chose to stay there and eat the takeaway orz

Hearing what Charles said, the Avengers glanced at each other. In fact, they are also a more suitable candidate, that is, the refined Cosmic Rubik's Cube——

Cube.

In terms of ability, Kube is definitely far superior to the people present. After all, the Infinity Stone is almost the earliest thing in the universe, and it is also almost the most powerful object in the universe, not to mention that Kube has already become a Refined.

So it would be safer to ask Kube to deliver food to Thanos, even if it were Superman and the others to deliver food, they would be able to run if they couldn't win, but...

Thanos, as the Eternal Clan, is powerful, almost invincible both physically and mentally. Facing such a powerful enemy at the cosmic level, no one can guarantee that he will be able to run away.

But then again...

In terms of strength alone, Kube is indeed very suitable, but, this matter not only depends on strength, but also on willpower.

Kube has the former, but as for the willpower behind it...

I won’t talk about that later time, just because Kube kicked him back to the prison in Asgard without changing his face, even Loki, who was carrying the Soul Gem, just for one bite. , for Kube—

Saving the world is not as good as eating with one bite.

So even if Kube's ability is suitable, the Avengers didn't recommend her, and they don't have to decide on the candidate now, after all, they don't even know where Thanos' home is now.

and……

"The person who delivers food to Thanos doesn't have to be selected from among us."

Steve said, "We can find someone who is capable and has never eaten Chinese food made by Ys."

In this way, there is no need to worry that the other party will steal food on the way to deliver food.

After hearing what Steve said, everyone present felt that it made sense, so the second thing they had to do became——

Find someone who is capable but has never eaten Chinese food made by Ysu.

"We'll ask Saul about this."

In fact, superheroes from aliens or other dimensions may be more suitable than superheroes on Earth.

Of course, the root cause is not because their strength is superior to the superheroes of the earth, but...

Can make sure they haven't eaten Chinese food made by Ysu orz

Thinking of this, Steve couldn't help but shook his head, he said: "For the first time, I regret that Yisu's Chinese food is so delicious."

In a way, this is also a burden, okay?

Hearing what Steve said, and thinking of Clark and the others who didn't dare to pat their chests to ensure that they wouldn't steal it, Charles and the others had to admit that Steve was right.

But then again...

Even if they said so, after the meeting ended, these superheroes who "disliked" the Chinese food made by Yisu were so delicious, together with the leader of the fraternity, Magneto, they still organized a group to go to " My Chinese Restaurant".

Director Nick: "..."

This is very honest, okay?

But just as the director thought about it, he was invited by Natasha and the others to have dinner at "My Chinese Restaurant".

"Fry, why don't you come with us?"

Natasha looked at Mrs. Director, and she said, "Anyway, it's lunch time now."

"no need."

Director Nick shook his head and refused. He said, "I'd better not go to 'My Chinese Restaurant' for the time being, because I'm worried that I won't be able to resist hitting people."

Hearing what the director said, the Avengers who knew the inside story couldn't help laughing, and Tony even said "comforting": "Don't worry, although many agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. want to be in the Yisu worked as a waiter there, but Yisu's eyes were high, and none of them took a fancy to them."

In fact, it is because "My Chinese Restaurant" has no shortage of waiters, but Tony feels that there is no need to tell Director Nick this truth.

Hearing Tony's "comfort", Mr. Director didn't feel that he was successfully comforted, because what he said meant——

The agents trained by your S.H.I.E.L.D. are not even qualified to be a small waiter in "My Chinese Restaurant".

To be honest, how could Mr. Director be comforted when he heard Tony say that?

Seeing that Director Nick's already dark face seemed to turn darker, Tony smiled even more happily, and said to him more hypocritically: "So you really don't have to worry about seeing a former S.H.I.E.L.D. agent in 'My Chinese Restaurant' , making you so angry that you want to hit someone."

Speaking, Iron Man felt that what he said seemed inaccurate, so he changed his words again, "Oh, it should be said that you don't have to worry about seeing a former S.H.I.E.L.D. That's right, as for diners, I can't guarantee it."

Director Nick: "..."

It's like a baked marinated egg.

"Tony."

Although Steve sometimes doesn't like the style of Director Nick and S.H.I.E.L.D., but then again, it's one thing not to like it. They can't deny each other's contribution to world peace just because they don't like it. and work hard.

And Steve always remembers how Director Nick tried his best to stop and defend them when the members of the council chose to drop nuclear bombs on Manhattan Island.

So seeing Fury, the stewed egg chief (...) was so angry that Tony almost became the roasted stewed egg chief, Steve couldn't help but stop him, and then said to the chief, "Let's go together, Fury, I want to You should also really want to know why the Chinese food made by Yisu has such great magic power."

Hearing what Steve said, Director Nick thought about it for a while, but he didn't refuse to go to "My Chinese Restaurant" with them. After all, he was really curious about a mere piece of Chinese food, no matter how delicious it is, it can eat people Lost my mind?

I don't know if it's because of being influenced by Barry and his group of foodies. On the way to "My Chinese Restaurant", Director Nick couldn't help asking the questions in his heart.

As a result, all the staff answered unanimously: "Of course."

Clint even smiled and compared Coulson, a dignified S.H.I.E.L.D. agent/a dignified Captain America senior fan, to a harmonious table with his old enemy, Hydra, for a bite to eat/and chose to kill himself.

This can be said to be very insane, okay?

"I know this."

Regarding what happened in "My Chinese Restaurant" that day, although Director Nick was not there, he knew it very well. He said, "Afterwards, Coulson also expressed his regret to me."

Given that Coulson has always behaved well and expressed regret afterwards, Director Nick also forgave him for acting like he lost his mind because he couldn't resist the temptation.

Hearing Director Nick's words, the Avengers couldn't help but glance at him, and Scott couldn't help but ask directly: "Director, don't you think that Coulson regretted that day because he ate Ysu?" Cooked Chinese food and didn't catch Hydra in time?"

Director Nick asked back: "Otherwise?"

The Avengers looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Why do we think Coulson regretted that he went to 'My Chinese Restaurant' so late?"

Hearing what the Avengers said, Director Nick said categorically, "Impossible."

then……

Ok.

Director Nick, who came to "My Chinese Restaurant" with Steve and the others, saw Coulson having a happy meal with the Winter Soldier and Crossbones.

Mr. Director: "..."

The face suddenly hurt a little.