[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

"Nude!?"

"Naked Photos!!?"

"Naked pictures!!!?"

Clint and the others, who didn't know about this at all, became excited when they heard Natasha's words. They all said "Wow~" in unison. The fire of gossip.

Steve, who was the person involved, had no idea that he was lying on the gun for no reason at all, and he subconsciously turned his head to glance at another person who was also present at the time—Dr. Banner.

Of course, Steve himself would not say anything about this matter, but Dr. Banner might not. The agent is good at clichés, so he is very suspicious.

In fact, it was indeed Dr. Banner who slipped the tongue. He cast a sorry look at Steve, and then said: "Captain, when you have a partner in the future, you will understand me."

Steve, handsome as the sun god, unfortunately still single Rogers: "..."

Betray him and give him dog food! ?

Wouldn't his conscience ache! ?

"Don't go wrong." Clint and the others, who didn't care about Dr. Banner's conscience, quickly brought the topic back, "Let's continue the topic just now."

After all, nude photos are very exciting, okay?

Steve pretended not to understand what Sam and the others meant, and said, "Okay, let's continue the topic just now."

Meeting the slightly surprised eyes of the others, he continued, "It's not the most important thing about who will determine whether Yisu is a mutant. The most important thing is that if we contact her directly, it may cause confusion. Attention the Shield."

Everyone who wanted to watch the fun: "..."

We all took off our pants, but the captain told us this?

However, this time Tony was on Steve's side, and he said: "This is the third conclusion I want to tell you. I suspected that Bruce's sudden transformation was caused by eating something by mistake. After a general examination of him, it was indeed found that residual stimulant drugs were in his body."

Hearing Tony's words, Lang said, "It's a good thing that Stark discovered something wrong in advance, otherwise it would be even worse if Ysu's existence was also exposed."

Because the food made by Ys can not only calm Hulk's anger, but also can be a bait to deal with Hulk. Even if the inspection report given by Tony shows that there is nothing special about the food in Bruce's stomach, as long as the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. If Yisu is found, sooner or later her specialness will be revealed.

"but……"

Dr. Banner was still a little worried, and he said, "It's impossible for Yisu's existence to be concealed for too long. If she is a mutant, then she will be able to get asylum from Academy X as a matter of course, but if She is not a mutant, but if the food she makes is indeed special..."

"Then just recruit her into the Avengers." Tony, the patron of the Avengers, said in a particularly rich and powerful way.

After going through five levels, he was recruited into the Spider-Man of the Avengers: "...???"

This can be said to be treated very differently, okay?

"Sir, I have to remind you."

Jarvis suddenly spoke, and he said, "As far as I know, the purpose of Ms. Yisu's coming to New York is to start a business. Based on the money and effort she spent on her upcoming Chinese restaurant during this period, I think If she is invited to join the Avengers, Miss Yisu's chances of accepting it will not be higher than 20.00%."

"Jarvis, are you sure?" Tony said to his smart butler, "We are the Avengers, besides, you certainly didn't take the premise of 'Tony Stark personally invited' into the calculation, otherwise you would have to How could it be so low?"

"At present, there is no data showing that Ms. Yisu is your fan, so if the premise of 'Tony Stark personally invited' is included in the calculation, the overall probability can only be increased by [-]% at most."

There was deep meaning in Tony's tone: "Jarvis, I'll give you another chance."

However, Jarvis seemed to have not understood Tony's threat, and said matter-of-factly: "In fact, the probability of being accurate is 20.00%, but if the captain personally invites you, then the probability will increase to 50.00% Nine."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Seeing Tony being pierced by his smart butler, Clint and the others laughed unlovingly, "So the rounding is [-]%, right?"

Tony put his hands on the table: "Did you forget something?"

For example, who upgraded the weapons for them?

Who pays for food, clothing and housing?

And who pays them every month?

"Hmm." Clint pretended to be stupid, "By the way, we forgot that Ys asked for the captain's nude photos, so it's [-]% every minute without rounding up."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Tony: "..."

I'm so angry!

Among all the laughter, only Dr. Banner, who formed the "scientific duo" with Tony, has the most conscience.

He saw that CP looked like an old father who was so angry with his unfilial son (daughter) that he had a heart attack (Tony: ... you go! You go!), he directly changed the subject: "Let's put this question aside for now , since Yisu is going to open a Chinese restaurant, can't we patronize it openly?"

At least it was less obvious than when they went directly to Ysu's house.

Hearing Dr. Banner's words, Clint couldn't care less about laughing at Tony, and quickly asked, "Jarvis, when will Ys's Chinese restaurant open?"

Jarvis said, "Tomorrow."

Hearing this, Clint directly made a decision: "Okay, then let's visit tomorrow."

But as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly received a message from S.H.I.E.L.D.——

The undercover agent who assassinated Dr. Banner in S.H.I.E.L.D. last time has been found out.

And pull out the radish to bring out the mud.

When the Avengers heard the news, they all looked at each other. Well, it seems that it is unlikely that they would like to patronize Yisu's Chinese restaurant tomorrow.

Clint showed a serious expression: "Okay, it seems that we have to split into two groups, and you guys will go to deal with S.H.I.E.L.D. tonight. It doesn't matter if you don't make it back tomorrow. I will deal with Ysu's side." Appropriate."

"Clint is right." Natasha said, "The matter on SHIELD does not require all of us to come forward, so let's go to rest now, recharge our batteries and go to Yisu's place tomorrow , As for the matter of S.H.I.E.L.D., I will leave it to Clint to handle it."

Clint: "...!!!"

This is different from the script he designed!

Glancing at the Avengers around who agreed with Natasha's words, Clint Yi (such as) Zheng (mourning) resigned (examination) and said strictly: "Forget it, after all, we are a team, or It’s better to act together.”

"Ha ha ha ha."

Unlike the Avengers who got good news, on the day before the opening, Yisu received bad news——

Two of the three waiters she hired chipped in to buy the lottery and won the jackpot, and now they decide to quit!

Ysu: "...???"

It's like a bolt from the blue, okay? ?

It wasn't until the Chinese restaurant opened the next day and welcomed its first customer that Yisu simply put these bad things behind him.

"Yi Su, this is our first order." Clarice Fang, the only waiter in the Chinese restaurant, handed the order through the window to Yi Su in the kitchen, and she said, "I have a kind of I have a hunch, the second slip, the third slip... are on their way."

"I think you're right." Yisu took the order, suppressed a smile and put on a bossy look, and said, "But before that, you have to treat our first customer well. "

However, what Ys didn't know was that the first guest she asked Clarice to greet was none other than James Moriarty, the most powerful criminal king in Europe.

The master criminal was sitting by the window. At this time, he was not dressed in a suit. He wore a white shirt and black trousers with a warm windbreaker, making him look gentle and approachable.

Although his appearance is not particularly handsome, his temperament makes him have a different kind of charm, which is particularly attractive.

Moriarty glanced around, and finally landed on the window. From his angle, he could only see Yisu busy in the kitchen.

Thinking of the closed-circuit TV video that he saw that day and intercepted before someone else destroyed it, Moriarty's dark eyes flashed a trace of interested inquiry.

The food made by Ys can actually attract Hulk?And can he change back on his own initiative?

Is it a coincidence?

Or does Yisu really have a special ability that he doesn't know and can't find out at all?

If it's the former, then it's really not worth Moriarty's visit in person, but if it's the latter...

Just as he was thinking about it, a strong fragrance overflowed from the window, as if a red carpet had been rolled out, until it reached in front of Moriarty, and his attention was suddenly drawn away.

Inside the kitchen.

Yisu took out the cooled pork belly that had been boiled with rice wine, Chinese prickly ash and other seasonings, cut it into thin slices of moderate thickness with a knife, and then stir-fried the pork belly to release the oil.

The key to making twice-cooked pork is to control the heat, and Yisu is particularly good at this aspect. She even controls the oil temperature very well. After frying these pork belly slices one by one, she pushed them into On the side, add finely chopped Pixian watercress, peppercorns and other seasonings and stir-fry fragrant red oil.

Finally, add green garlic and cooking wine and stir fry evenly, then you can take it out of the pan and put it on a plate.

When the red-colored twice-cooked pork and the white and crystal-clear white rice were served together, the tangy aroma was so tempting that Moriarty couldn't help but be drawn to it.

The thinly sliced ​​pork belly is not only fat and thin, but also the surface is fried into an attractive golden yellow color, with brightly colored peppercorns and green garlic, making it so attractive that people can't resist its temptation.

When he picked up a lamp nest and put it in his mouth, his eyes lit up all of a sudden, and the strong aroma of pork belly made people unable to extricate themselves from being intoxicated in it, absorbed in it, the fragrant Pixian Douban And other spices are gradually released with the chewing of the teeth.

Moriarty only felt that his appetite was awakened by this strong aroma, and after eating a mouthful of hot white rice, the tip of his tongue seemed to touch a touch of sweetness, and his whole body seemed to gain an indescribable like a sense of satisfaction.

The author has something to say:

【Single Word Theater】

Aggrieved Clint: This is not the same as the script I designed.

The Avengers who played Bird: But it was exactly the same as the script we designed.

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