[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Do you still remember when Loki came to the earth and started the New York War, he was picked up by Hulk and smashed to doubt his life?

Later, I found out that the Avengers regretted that they were not able to eat melons on the spot, but fortunately there is still a video, which they can watch over and over again, and they can also use it to stun Loki who set foot on the earth again to make trouble. to humiliate him.

But this time Loki was kicked back to the prison in Asgard by his beloved (emphasis) Kube and his love rival (emphasis) together, and he almost suffocated from laughing The Avengers suddenly reacted——

oops.

Not only did they fail to watch the scene this time!

Even the video!All!without!have!

Avengers: "..."

It hurts so much that it seems like I missed a hundred million!

"Can I have a discussion with you, Kube."

Natasha looked at Kube after laughing enough, and she said, "I've got the camera ready, can you bring Loki over and kick him back to Asgard's prison?"

Although the important role of Ys's own father and Loki's love rival Voldemort is missing, at least the climax of Loki being kicked back to Asgard's prison is retained.

Although the coolness is definitely not as good as the original, but it is a remake after all, so...

Natasha: "..."

endured.

Loki: "...???"

Still wronged you, right?

Closer to home, after hearing Natasha's words, Kube glanced at her, and then said, "Will this be too cruel to Loki?"

As a face-controlling Kube, he naturally has a preference for good-looking people. Facing a beauty like Natasha, it is unlikely that Kube would refuse in normal times, but who made Loki Is he also a little prince with fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs?

"I have a video of Loki being picked up by the Hulk and smashed to the point where he has nothing to love."

Natasha hooked her lips at Kube, and asked with a bit of temptation, "Do you want to exchange?"

"Either cruel or tolerant?"

Natasha's words made Kube raise her eyebrows. Can she hold back her curiosity about this video?

Can't seem to.

So Kube changed his previous attitude, opened his mouth and said, "Then I'll choose to be cruel to Loki."

The other Avengers: "..."

Inexplicably sympathized with Loki.

Listening to Kube and Natasha, two women who just met, discussing how to make this remake (...) well, Steve couldn't help reminding them .

He said: "Have you forgotten that what we have to do now is to win over Loki instead of completely turning against him?"

Hearing Steve's words, Natasha turned her head to look at him, her red lips curled up, and she said: "Captain, don't worry, I will send you a copy after the remake."

Steve: "..."

Wow.

Is she trying to trick him?

However, thinking of the video of PunyGod stored in his mobile phone, the dignified Captain America...

Ok.

The dignified Captain America was shamefully lured.

"So you really released Loki from Asgard's prison, and then kicked him back to Asgard's prison?"

After seeing Kube appearing in "My Chinese Restaurant" alone, Yisu didn't have time to ask her about Deadpool, but her whole person became dazed because of her words.

Seeing that Kube nodded in acknowledgment, Ys: "..."

This operation of yours is really not an ordinary show.

but……

The black-haired girl glanced at Kube, with a somewhat suspicious and vigilant expression on her face, and she asked again: "Mom, you told me this, you shouldn't just let me eat something?"

Hearing Yisu's words, Kube smiled and praised her: "Good girl, you are so smart."

"I will temporarily reject this sentence."

Yisu crossed her hands in front of her chest and made a gesture of rejection to her mother. She said, "I always feel that there is a hole waiting for me in the back."

Seeing Yisu's reaction, Kube couldn't stop laughing, and she said, "That's why I said, you are really smart, my good girl."

As he said that, Kube didn't go around in circles, and said directly to his precious daughter, "My dear girl, think about it, now that there is an Infinity Stone in Loki's hands, we can't just watch him and Thanos Let's cooperate and dedicate the soul gem to Thanos?"

At that time, Thanos' goal of collecting all six infinite gems to destroy the universe has taken another big step forward.

"So at this time, I have to let you, my good girl, go out."

Kube looked at Ys with a particularly trusting gaze, and said to her, "You also know that Loki likes to eat the Chinese food you cook."

"I have a question."

Yisu understood her mother's meaning, but what she was curious about was, "Mom, since you know that wooing Loki is tantamount to saving the world indirectly, why did you kick Loki back to Asgard yesterday for a bite to eat?" prison?"

"Don't you know the reason?"

Kube asked Yisu back, and she said, "For a bite to eat."

Ysu: "...???"

Are you serious?

Cube: "...???"

if not?

Thinking about saving the world while eating Chinese food made by Ysu?

nonexistent!

Cube thought to himself, whoever asked this question had any misunderstanding about the Chinese food made by her precious daughter?Or is there some misunderstanding about saving the world?

Seeing that Kube looked more serious than herself, Yisu couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth. After thinking about it, she changed another question: "Okay, let's not talk about yesterday, what about today? You guys Aren't you discussing how to win Loki? The way you win Loki is to make him feel what it's like to be kicked back to Asgard's prison again?"

Speaking of this, Ys turned to Wanda and Pietro beside him and said, "Look, although my mother is not Magneto, she is no different from Magneto when she bears it."

Yes.

The twins, Wanda and Pietro, already know that their father is Magneto. This is because Ysu came to "My Chinese Restaurant" today, and saw that the two siblings looked strange, and asked after asking .

It turned out that the two of them, the siblings, went to X Academy for class yesterday, and after being deliberated on how to deal with this matter, Charles, who finally decided to tell them the twins, told——

Magneto is their biological father.

Wanda: "...???"

Pietro: "...???"

Wanda: "...!!!"

Pietro: "...!!!"

Hearing what Charles said, the twins didn't react to it at first. After they realized it, they immediately used all their life skills to throw out the three consecutive denials——

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

Magneto is their biological father?

The twins Wanda and Pietro shook their heads repeatedly, refusing to accept such a terrible fact.

However, when Charles put their paternity test report in front of them, Wanda and Pietro...

Ok.

Wanda and Pietro, the twins, almost burst into tears, and once again threw three consecutive rejections with a look of lovelessness——

I don't recognize it.

I don't recognize it.

We don't even recognize it.

Back when they knew that Polaris Lorna was the biological daughter of Magneto, the twins Wanda and Pietro felt particularly sympathetic to Lorna—

She is the daughter of Magneto.

Just horrible.

but! Yes!

Who would have thought that in just a short time, Feng Shui would take turns, and it would be their turn to be Magneto's children!

Wanda: "..."

Pietro: "..."

Are they still kids? ?

Why go through such a terrible thing! ?

It's just that no matter how unwilling Wanda and Pietro are to accept this matter, when the facts are in front of them——

Magneto and they are indeed biological father and daughter/biological father and son relationship.

So even if the twins have made an agreement with Charles, it doesn't matter whether he knows, she knows or it knows about it, just don't let Magneto know about it, but Wanda and Pietro, who were frightened by the news Neither of them recovered when they returned to work at My Chinese Restaurant.

Closer to home, upon hearing what Ysu said, Wanda and Pietro, the two poor little ones who were frightened by their father, seemed to be...

was successfully comforted.

Thinking about what Kube (and the Avengers) did, they felt that Ys was right, although Kube is not Magneto, but the bear is almost the same as Magneto.

Kube, who was thought by his precious daughter to be as bearish as Magneto, looked at Ys, and said, "I'll send you a remake of the video."

"But who made you my mother?"

Yisu, who just dissed how bearish her own mother was, changed her attitude in a second when she heard what Kube said, and she said sternly, "So it doesn't matter if you are a bear, good girl, I will help you clean up the mess. Mom, as long as you're happy."

Wanda: "...???"

Pietro: "...???"

Uh.

and many more……

Looking at Yisu who seemed to be a different person all of a sudden, the twins looked a little confused, but Kube who was on the side was not surprised at all.

After all, she witnessed her own father being kicked into the portal by her own mother without saying anything, so how could she not stand by her side just because she took a slap in the face of one of the stepdad candidates, Loki?

Ok.

While Kube admits that part of the reason is because of that video, but...

It doesn't matter.

Cube thought that as long as her precious daughter agreed to go out, she could handle an angry Hulk, but couldn't she handle an angry Loki?

After Loki's matter was resolved, Ysu, who hadn't forgotten Deadpool's matter, asked Kube curiously: "Mom, did you see Wade today?"

Originally seeing Kube coming to "My Chinese Restaurant" alone, Yisu thought that the unreliable Deadpool must have been tricked by his even more unreliable mobile belt, but...

Thinking of how many times she and her mother reunited in just one day, Kube, who had already blew himself up, did not hide at all that he had become an elite Cosmic Rubik's Cube, opening the portal anytime and anywhere, kicking people in willfully .

The brunette had to wonder—

Is Deadpool being tricked by his unreliable mobile belt again?

Or did his mother see that he was upset and just opened the portal and kicked him in?

It's just that Yisu didn't expect that she would ask such a question, but in the end she would ask an answer that was completely beyond her imagination——

Deadpool is so lucky!

Because although he didn't move directly in front of Kube with the mobile belt, when he moved to the Asgard prison, Kube just opened a portal.

So Kube did meet Deadpool.

But at the same time, Deadpool is also unlucky!

Because although he could step over the portal and walk in front of Cube with one leg, but when he was about to take a leg, he just ran into Loki who was kicked back to Asgard's prison by Cube again .

So Deadpool only had time to say hello to Kube, and Loki, who was rushing towards him with his base, was directly crushed in Asgard's prison.

Ysu: "..."

One by one is worse than the other.

It was so miserable that she didn't know who to sympathize with for a while.

The author has something to say:

I used to think that Jimei was really a bear when I watched the movie, but now it's his turn to be a bear 23333

and cheap...

Hahahahahahahaha inexplicably feel sorry for him.