[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Ok.

In fact, it really wasn't Ys' delusion, because not only her, but even the twins and Clarice noticed the strange aura between Sherlock and Strange.

Of course, Moriarty, Watson and Charles, who were at the same table with the two parties, felt the deepest.

They could clearly feel that immediately after Ys's voice fell, whether it was Strange or Sherlock, the way they looked at each other suddenly became different, and even the aura around them Also changed suddenly.

Watson looked at Sherlock who was at the same table as him, and then at Strange. Now both of them were expressionless, which made the two people who looked exactly the same at this moment because of the same The expression looks more like it was carved out of a mold.

Watson is not the only one who has such an idea. Most of the people present have the same idea as him, especially the siblings Wanda and Pietro.

Pietro's head was busy like a spinning top, turning this way to see Sherlock, turning that way to look at Strange, turning left to look at Wanda, turning right to see through the reflection of the glass. Looking at myself, I finally exclaimed to my sister: "My God, Wanda, they look more like twins than us."

Yes, among those present, only siblings Wanda and Pietro are real twins.

Ok.

Although, as Pietro said, compared with Sherlock and Strange——

They are more like twins than they are.

but……

No one stipulates that twins must look exactly the same. This principle is also true in reverse, for example——

"Looks like twins?"

After hearing what Pietro said to Wanda, Sherlock withdrew his gaze from Strange and turned to Pietro.

He raised his brows slightly, and his blue-green eyes, which were originally indifferent, looked even colder because of his displeasure.

Sherlock said, "Who gave you the courage to draw conclusions so simply and rudely? Have you ever seen twins with an obvious age difference?"

On the surface, this sentence is Sherlock's response to what Pietro said just now, but in fact, when he said this sentence, his eyes directly poked at Strange.

Strange: "..."

Want to hit someone!

"Of course."

Sherlock suddenly smiled at Strange, but his friendly expression made his words irritating, he said, "It's not like one of the twins is born prematurely status."

Strange: "..."

I don't want to hit someone now, can I hit someone?

Before Strange became Doctor Strange, his character was actually similar to Sherlock's. He was also a workaholic, arrogant, and venomous, but!yes!

don't blow.

It's all because of his venomous tongue, how can others have the chance to get him with his venomous tongue?

So now being dissed by Sherlock, doesn't he have to admit that he is indeed older than Sherlock?Do you have to admit that you are indeed prematurely aging?

"I haven't seen twins with obvious age difference, nor have I seen one of the twins appear to be prematurely aging, but I have seen twins who are obviously twins, but there are obviously certain differences in ideology, psychology and behavior. difference."

Although Strange's words followed Sherlock's words in response to what Pietro said just now, but his gaze did not turn to Pietro, but kept on Sherlock.

Obviously, Pietro's role with Strange at this time is exactly the same as that with Sherlock.

Strange said to Sherlock, "So it's not surprising that he would suspect that we are twins. After all, apart from our similar faces, we also fit the example I just mentioned."

Hearing Strange's words, Sherlock sneered, and said, "So you're saying that you're prematurely old and naive?"

"No, it's you who are naive."

Strange pulled his lips at Sherlock, and he said, "After all, I don't have ridiculous curly hair."

As he said that, Strange's eyes swayed deliberately and obviously on Sherlock's curly black hair, and then he continued, "If we are really twins, then I am not at all. Wondering why we have such a noticeable age difference."

Hearing what Strange said, Sherlock also pulled his lips at him, showing a seemingly decent but full of mockery smile that was almost exactly the same as his, and he said: "No, you are thinking too much."

The detective, who has always liked to crush people in terms of IQ, opened his mouth and said, "If you and I are twins, then it will be a disaster for our Sherlock Holmes family. After all, with your own power, you can bring down our entire Sherlock Holmes family." IQ."

"what."

Hearing Sherlock's words, feeling his disgust as if he had lowered his IQ of the entire household registration book, Strange sneered, and he said, "You are obviously worrying unnecessarily, after all, if we are really twins, Then the one who should really be worried is me."

He uses a more!more!He said to Sherlock in a more disgusted tone, "After all, if you are alone, it is enough to make all of us Strange younger."

Glancing at the older Sherlock who dissed Strange, and then at the naive and ridiculous Strange who dissed Sherlock, Ys...

Yisu couldn't help but fell into deep thought——

She knew that she had always missed the point, but!yes!

Who can tell her that Sherlock and Strange, who are currently fighting each other, are fighting each other because of the last plate of braised pork?Or are they just trying to fight each other?

At the same time, there was also a person who was lost in thought like Yisu. This person was none other than Bruce Wayne staying in his Batcave.

"Master, if you don't eat any more, your lunch will become afternoon tea."

Alfred, who returned to the Batcave again, glanced at the lunch that was completely different from the one he brought over, and then looked at Bruce, who was sitting motionless in front of many screens, and said, "Or do you want to save money?" Time, solve lunch, afternoon tea and dinner all at once?"

Hearing his old butler's words, Bruce, who was pulled out of his thoughts, said without looking back: "I'm not hungry, Fu."

"No, master."

Alfred shook his head, he said, "I seriously doubt that you are hungry, you should know that when a person has been hungry for a long time, he will naturally feel that he is not very hungry, but in fact you should also be very clear , Starving too much is not good for the body.”

Knowing that the old butler was worried about his body and health, Bruce turned his head and glanced at him after hearing what he said, and said, "I'm fine, Fu, don't worry."

"Of course I'm not worried."

Alfred glanced at Bruce, then opened his mouth and said, "If it was before, I might have worried that after you died young one day, I would face a major crisis of unemployment in my old age, but now, I Obviously nothing to worry about."

He smiled at his young master, and then said, "Because if one day I lose my position as the housekeeper of the Wayne family because of your untimely death, Miss Yisu will agree to recruit me to be her new housekeeper .”

Hearing Alfred's tone similar to - I'm not worried about losing my job at all, and I've already found the house, the corner of Bruce's mouth couldn't help twitching, but he still said: "New housekeeper? Thought you were interested in working at 'My Chinese Restaurant'?"

"It seems that you also know, young master?"

Although Alfred's tone was a bit surprised, his expression was completely different from his tone, and he said, "But that's all old calendars. Miss Yisu told me personally that she is very special. I envy you, young master, for having an all-round housekeeper, so if one day I am not happy in Wayne Manor, she welcomes me to find her in New York."

"Go, go, go..."

Bruce has nothing to do with Alfred. As he himself said, Alfred is no longer just a housekeeper to him, but his closest family member and most loyal partner.

So what Alfred said changed from "Master, even if I die young, I will not face unemployment because I can go to New York to find Ys" to "Master makes me unhappy, I will take the burden and go directly to New York to find After "Ys", Bruce surrendered instantly.

"I'll eat now, okay?"

As he said that, Bruce planned to push the chair he was sitting on and slide towards the table where the lunch was placed, but before he could slide, Alfred, who was threatening him openly and secretly, took out a bag from his bag. Insulated food box.

Watching the old housekeeper open the insulated food boxes and put them one by one in front of him, Bruce felt that he had been warmed by Ah Fu's actions before he ate them.

But before Bruce had time to warm his heart for a while, he heard Alfred say in a particularly disgusted tone: "Fortunately, I prepared an extra portion when I made your lunch, otherwise I would have to make it all over again. "

As he said that, the old housekeeper said to his young master, "To be honest, young master, compared to Miss Yisu, you are really much more difficult to serve."

Bruce: "..."

Is Ah Fu still remembering that he ate the last piece of money cake?

Alfred didn't know what his young master was thinking. After he finished his disgust, he asked, "What happened to the clown again?"

The old butler asked this because a clown appeared on the screen Bruce was facing.

"Something happened."

Speaking of the clown, Bruce didn't have the time to think about the fact that his old butler had become particularly disgusted with him because of Ys. After he swallowed the food in his mouth, he said, "The clown sent me A video..."

As he said that, Bruce clicked it directly to show Alfred, and after he watched the video quietly, he continued, "He told me that Harley Quinn is planning to escape from Arkham Asylum , and obviously, her purpose of escaping from prison is to go to New York to find Ysu."

After watching the video sent by the clown, Alfred asked after hearing what Bruce said: "Master, do you think the purpose of the clown sending you this video is not just because he is worried that the clown will hurt Iraq when he arrives in New York?" Miss Su, that's why I specially notified you in advance so that you can prevent Harley Quinn from escaping?"

Yes, the purpose of the clown has been made very clear in the video, he already knew about Harley’s plan, and because Ysu smashed through the giant wheel of love between him and the clown, he was worried that the clown would go to New York just to Find Yisu to settle accounts.

The clown stated in the video that he would choose to ignore it after he knew about it!Turn a deaf ear! ?

of course not!

After all, Yisu is his little sweetheart!

So he recorded a video and sent it to Batman, reminding him to keep an eye on Harley Quinn, and never let her escape from prison.

Yisu who smashed through the wheel of love between him and Harley Quinn in the mouth of the clown: "...???"

Excuse me! ?

She didn't do anything! ?

Closer to home, after seeing this video, Bruce didn't fully believe what the clown said, or in other words, he didn't fully believe that the clown's purpose would be so "simple".

Hearing Alfred's words, Bruce said, "If Harley Quinn wanted to escape from prison and go to find her because the Clown treated Ys differently, then I believe it, but..."

Bruce frowned, and he said, "With the clown's ability, if he really wants to stop the clown girl, he doesn't need to notify me at all. Without my knowledge, he can let the clown girl's plan to escape directly. Stillborn."

Yes, the clown was imprisoned in Arkham Asylum, but he was not imprisoned in a small room in Arkham Asylum, so would it be difficult for him to be free in it?

Of course it's not difficult.

Hearing what Bruce said, Alfred glanced at him, and he asked: "So, master, do you think the clown told you this on purpose? Just to make you turn your attention to the clown body, and then he took the opportunity to do something?"

"That's what I thought at first."

Bruce is not stupid, he has fought the clown so many times, how could he not see through what tricks he is playing?

His purpose of sending him this video is absolutely impossible to be so simple.

You must know that Harley Quinn would choose to escape from prison and go to New York to find Ys because of the clown's attitude towards Ys, so what about the clown?

Wouldn't he be thinking about escaping from Arkham Asylum and going to New York to find Ys?

And the point is——

The clown only ate the money cake made by Yisu, and he completely changed his attitude towards her.

With this in mind, he can be sure of Yisu's cooking skills, so if the clown wants to taste more delicious food made by Yisu again, he will definitely think about escaping from Arkham Asylum.

Thinking of this, Bruce had a headache.

He said before that when he invited Ys to come to Gotham to attend the banquet of the Wayne Group, he never thought that things would develop to this point, because at the beginning, he hoped that Ys's cooking skills could be used to make people happy. The clown and other super villains stayed in the Arkham Asylum peacefully.

As a result, the current situation has become that the clown is likely to try his best to escape from prison...

and many more.

Suddenly thinking of something, Bruce stopped eating. He looked at Alfred and asked, "Ah Fu, do you think the clown is planning to cooperate with me?"

"Cooperation?"

Alfred looked at Bruce with a bit of surprise when he heard him ask, and asked, "What do you mean, master?"

"The clown can find out that I often go to 'my Chinese restaurant', so do you think it is possible for him to find out about my insistence on inviting Ysu to come to Gotham as the chef?"

Hearing what Bruce said, Alfred immediately reacted. He said, "You mean that the clown knows your plan, so he hopes to cooperate with you and let Miss Yisu come to Gotham as the chef?"

Alfred is not a Benz, on the contrary, he is a funny and wise old man. If he is only loyal to the Wayne family, then at most he can only be the housekeeper of the Wayne family, and it is impossible to become a bat Hero's partner.

You must know that in many cases, Alfred can give Batman a lot of help and leadership, just like when Bruce first met the Joker, he treated him as an ordinary criminal. De reminded him from the side that he could not underestimate the clown.

As it turns out, he was right.

So after hearing what Bruce said, Alfred understood what he meant, and he said: "So the purpose of this video that the clown sent you is not to let you prevent the clown girl from going to trouble with Miss Ysu , but threatened you to cooperate with him in the form of a warning to bring Miss Yisu to Gotham."

"Ah."

Bruce nodded, the clown was threatening him in a cryptic way—

Either work with him or he'll have to face his crazy escape, and...

The criminals who escaped from prison with him.

"Then what are you going to do? Master."

Alfred looked at Bruce, and he heard him say, "Do nothing."

The old butler who heard Bruce's words noticed that the corners of his young master's lips could not help but tickled, and he said, "Ah Fu, you should know that besides Batman, there is one person in the world who is enough to give the clown a headache." .”

After Alfred heard what Bruce said, a look of sudden realization appeared on his face, and he said, "Master, are you planning to use Harley Quinn to trip up the Clown?"

For example, forward the video that the Joker sent to Batman to the Joker who is planning to escape or something.

but……

Alfred was worried about one thing: "If Harley Quinn knew that the Clown betrayed her, she might be angry, but maybe she would choose to vent her anger on Miss Ysu."

At that time, Harley Quinn might go crazy to escape from prison, and then go crazy to trouble Yisu.

Hearing what Alfred said, Bruce raised his eyebrows slightly, and he said, "Don't worry, Fu, I can't put Yisu in danger."

The old butler's worries were not unreasonable, but since Bruce had made this decision, he would naturally have corresponding measures and plans to protect Ys' safety.

You must know that it was because of their mistakes last time that Yisu was targeted by the clown and then suffered a crazy love show from him.

The clown who sincerely confessed to Yisu: "...???"

Old bat, if you don't understand love, don't talk nonsense!

Bruce, who was far away in Gotham, determined the purpose of the clown in a short period of time, found a way to deal with it, and thought about the corresponding measures and plans afterwards.

And Ys, who was staying in New York, also thought of how to solve the childish mutual (stirring) (mouth) between Strange and Sherlock in a short period of time. up.

"...So you two don't want the last piece of braised pork, do you?"

While Sherlock spoke to Strange at the fastest speed, and Strange was about to reply, Yisu opened his mouth and ended their fight with one sentence, obviously because of the last plate of stewed meat. On the other hand, when they were fighting each other, they didn't mention the last plate of braised pork.

After hearing what Ys said, Sherlock and Strange opened their mouths and said in unison, "Of course not!"

As soon as the words fell, Strange and Sherlock, who disliked each other because of the confrontation just now, looked at each other, and then moved away in disgust.

Strange opened his mouth and said to the black-haired girl, "Yesu, I was the one who spoke first and then ordered a piece of stewed pork."

"If someone has brain degeneration due to old age or premature aging, which affects memory, I don't mind reminding him a little bit—"

Sherlock pulled a smirk, "To be precise, we spoke at the same time."

The implication is that they are standing on the same starting line, so it is simply unrealistic to rely on this to determine who will get the last plate of braised pork.

but……

Sherlock said to Strange in a smug tone, "But I speak faster than you."

The implication is that even though they were on the same starting line, he reached the finish line one step earlier than him.

Sherlock looked at Yisu, and he said, "So Yisu, who do you think the last braised pork should belong to?"

Strange: "..."

If he used the Eye of Agamotto to turn the time back to the time when he ordered a plate of stewed pork, he felt that besides ordering it before Sherlock, he had to be ruthless!Viciously!Give this dead curly a good meal!

Yisu didn't know what Strange was thinking. After hearing Sherlock's words, she glanced at Doctor Strange and opened her mouth, "If that's the case, then..."

It's just that the brunette girl hadn't finished speaking when she saw the magic floating cloak behind Strange suddenly float up. It touched Yisu's face with one corner, and then grabbed Yisu's hand. Treat her like a child.

Seeing such a humanized magic floating cloak, what Yisu originally wanted to say suddenly circled around his mouth and swallowed it back.

The London trio on the side: "..."

Wow.

He actually asked for foreign aid! ?

As ordinary people, even if the London trio can invite foreign aid, it is impossible to invite foreign aid like the magic floating cloak, but...

Without foreign aid, they have cute artifacts!

So when Yisu was about to change his mind because of the magic floating cloak, his eyes suddenly went dark.

Ysu: "...???"

This feeling of deja vu...

The brunette took a step back subconsciously, and realized that the reason her eyes suddenly went dark was because of Sherlock!he!That!one!head!Wu!black!again!concentrated!dense!of!Small!roll!hair!stretch!arrive!she!noodle!forward!up!

Yisu: "...!!!"

Wow!

wow wow!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Yisu, who once wanted to lick this cute and arrogant little curly hair, couldn't resist Sherlock's temptation, she reached out almost subconsciously, but!yes!

Before the black-haired girl could touch Sherlock's little curly hair, the magic floating cloak that was holding her hand and acted like a baby was like a little fairy who stepped on the door to seduce her husband. It directly covered Sherlock's head.

Ok.

To be precise, it should be his little curly hair, and then...

Began to ravage crazily!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah let you snatch the beautiful young lady from me humming!

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Little curly hair: ...

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