The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study
Chapter 9 Drunkenness
"emperor!"
"kindness?"
"emperor!"
"kindness?"
"emperor!"
After calling three times in a row, Zhao Fengling was really not in the mood to talk to him anymore. Presumably the prime minister was already drunk, and talking to a drunk was the most unwise choice.
Unexpectedly, once the prime minister is drunk, he is quite inferior. Although he will not be so drunk that he will overturn the table or throw things, but it is quite scary to pester people. No, the emperor just turned his head away, the prime minister He stretched out his hands, turned the emperor's face around again, shook his head and said in a daze, "Well, Long Yan, Long Yan is really good! It's beautiful! It's very beautiful!"
The emperor thought in his heart, no matter how beautiful this is, Lan Shuming himself is the well-known beauty!To say that others are beautiful, you should first look at yourself in the mirror so that you will not feel that others are beautiful!
"Your Majesty! Next year! Let's not drink sweet-scented osmanthus wine in the next year!" The prime minister said in a daze.
The emperor patted Prime Minister Lan's hand away, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the prime minister looking at him and smiling, so charming that he smiled so charmingly that he could overwhelm the country and the city!
"This year's sweet-scented osmanthus wine has been put in the wine cellar, it's too late for you to regret it now!" The emperor felt that he should sit farther away from this lunatic, the better!
"No, no, let's drink chrysanthemum wine next year. It looks like autumn is coming, and autumn chrysanthemums are about to bloom. The chrysanthemum wine is good, delicious!" It's also very funny!
"Okay, chrysanthemum wine and chrysanthemum." The emperor sat a little farther away, and the prime minister rushed forward again, pulling his mouth and kissing the emperor's face with a big "trojan horse" sound, just like a child.
The emperor's expression didn't change at all, he seemed to be used to such things, he just pushed the prime minister aside, and wiped the drool on his face with his sleeve!Come on, just had a bath and it ruined it!
"Your majesty! Your majesty! You like me so much, do you want to marry me?" Prime Minister Lan came up from the side again, giggling at the emperor!
The emperor still felt that it was right not to let Prime Minister Lan go to Qingfeng Pavilion. The wine in Qingfeng Pavilion is much stronger than this sweet-scented osmanthus wine. Just pour it down if you drink a few more glasses!
I still remember that the first time I saw Lan Shuming drunk was many years ago. At that time, Lan Shuming made a mistake and was kicked out by Prime Minister Lan. After drinking, he sat there with a smirk at the people passing by, half-opened his clothes, not to mention how charming he was!
The emperor took the prime minister back to the palace in a fit of anger, and the prime minister was really mumbling along the way!When we arrived at the imperial study room, just after closing the door, the emperor was thrown down, his limbs were all entangled with Lan Shuming, and he couldn't move. The father-in-law originally wanted to pull Lan Shuming away, but this man didn't have the strength. Little, clinging to the emperor, probably from that time on, the two of them developed the habit of laying the floor. Fortunately, the prime minister is still very disciplined when he is fast asleep!Otherwise, the emperor must have kicked this guy to death thousands of times!
The emperor thought about the prime minister's words, but did not answer immediately. The former prime minister's wife treated the emperor very well!I told the emperor to take good care of the prime minister, but now it's like this, I don't know if he took good care of it or not!
"Of course a man wants to marry, why marry?" the emperor said softly.
It's just that the person in his arms didn't answer any more, what responded to the emperor was shallow breathing!The tiredness in the corners of the eyes just showed up.
Lan Shuming has been an official for several years, and the Chou family has spread all over the court, but nothing he does is not for him as the emperor. After all, he still feels sorry for the Lan family!With a heavy heart, the emperor carried the prime minister into the imperial study.
"A few places in the wealthy family to watch singing and dancing, singing and dancing! Heh! The world of flowers!" the person in his arms murmured.The emperor ignored him, he raised his head again, tapped lightly on the emperor's cold lips, hung his hands on the emperor's neck, and said with a smile: "Slender young man, a gentleman is so good!"
After speaking, he let go of his hand and fell asleep!This time the emperor didn't wipe his lips with his sleeves. The night wind blew, and it was still a bit cool, with a little bit of wine fragrance, which lingered in his nostrils.Tomorrow, ask someone to plant more chrysanthemums in the Imperial Garden!
After a night of hangover, the prime minister woke up early. After the father-in-law waited and washed, he heard that the next prince and princess from the Da'an Dynasty were coming to offer tribute before he could eat breakfast.
The prime minister just smiled when he heard the words, and didn't take it seriously. Although the emperor of the Da'an Dynasty was an extremely luxurious emperor, he was also very smart!I have never lost a war, either winning or making a peace. The only time I lost a war was five years ago, when I mobilized all my troops to take down the Da'an Kingdom. Over the years, the old emperor has never stopped , Hearing that the current emperor likes men, this son and a daughter were sent here.
The prime minister also didn't intend to deal with this matter. He knew that the emperor wanted to expand his rights now, and it was absolutely impossible to get married. Once married, the current power would be out of balance!That's why Lan Shuming used him as a shield for so many years!What bullshit likes men, I am the most beautiful man in the dynasty, but I didn't touch it with my little hands!Hey, have you grown old all these years?
The prime minister leisurely entered the hall, the morning court was about to start, he was stepping on it, to put it nicely, the prime minister was too lazy to put it bluntly, and to put it bluntly, he was proud of being favored and living with the emperor Don't take morning morning seriously!
After thinking about it, no one dared to say such a thing so clearly, everyone was silent, waiting for the prime minister to stand in his position, the officials shook their sleeves and knelt down in unison.
"The first prince and second princess who came to the Da'an Dynasty this time are extremely favored by the emperor of the Da'an Dynasty. Such an important event as welcoming the envoy must not be sloppy!" the emperor said slowly.
This……
Everyone looked left and right, and the eyes were right, it's an errand, it's hard to say, if it's done well, it's a great achievement, if there's a little mistake, it's life-threatening!
If Zuo Cheng was here, he would definitely be happy with such an errand, and he could make a lot of money, but these other officials, if they want to make money, dare not do such a big thing, after all, they don't have the ability to call the wind and rain in the court!
"Prime Minister Lan, I'll leave this matter to you!" Lan Shuming, who was dozing off at the side, suddenly woke up!Which pot is not open and which pot is not to be lifted in this matter!Knowing that he didn't like such a thing, he still gave it to him. Didn't his father rush back from his hometown to hold a wedding for the emperor?
"Your Majesty, I am serving the Emperor day and night. I really cannot separate myself from preparing such a big gift for the Emperor! My father is free now, so the emperor can let my father do it! My father has prepared such a big gift many times. Be more cautious!" Prime Minister Lan stared at the emperor, as if saying, if you let me take over this problem, I will never give you any papers again.
The emperor turned his face away, he didn't look at the prime minister at all, let alone his face, he just said indifferently: "The old prime minister is old and now he has returned to his hometown. I believe in filial piety the most, and I really can't be ruthless." This heart is here to bother the old prime minister!"
"But, my lord..."
"Forget it, Prime Minister Lan, it's time for me to shoulder the burden by myself. It's really against the teachings of the Supreme Emperor to bother Prime Minister Lan all the time. In recent days, the prime minister has been concentrating on being ready to welcome you." The emperor waved his hand.
The early court is over like this, the emperor must have done it on purpose!Prime Minister Lan originally wanted to say a few more words, but after thinking about it, he decided to give up!
Over the years, he has participated in [-]% of the important politicians, and [-]% of the important decisions were made by him, Lan Shuming. This right has overshadowed the emperor. It really can't go on like this.That's all!Since the emperor likes it, he should!
On that day, Prime Minister Lan returned to the Lan Mansion, and just after entering the door, he heard the butler come to report that the old prime minister had already left in a carriage an hour ago.
Lan Shuming sighed, the old prime minister just didn't want to see his son!No matter!
The task of welcoming the envoys is easy to say, difficult to say, and very difficult. From clothes to singing and dancing, everything must be prepared. The royal chef, father-in-law, and guards in the palace must not relax at all, but These things are all mindless, and when you talk about them in detail, it's much easier than the revision of the memorial, which was carried around in a sedan chair, and it was not safe for a while.
The prime minister did not return to Lan Mansion until the night was full. The weather was hot and he couldn't eat much. The nanny made mung bean soup, which was very light and tasted quite good. Prime Minister Lan drank a big bowl It felt like the day was alive again.
After washing up, I lay on the bed, tossed and turned several times and couldn't fall asleep. I always felt that the wooden bed was uncomfortable to sleep on. Even with several layers of quilts, my bones still hurt!After all, unable to fall asleep, Lan Shuming simply got up, and when he put on his clothes and went out, he saw the butler closing the door with a lantern.
"Are you going out, sir?" the old housekeeper asked.
"Yeah, it's so late, the butler should go and rest, and I'll leave the lock-up to Xiao Zhao from now on, you should rest more!"
"Your Excellency is caring! I'll get you a sedan chair right now!" After finishing speaking, the butler was going to go to the wing room to call the bearers.
"Old butler, no need, you can rest quickly! I will lock the lock after I go out, and I won't come back today." Lan Shuming finished telling, and closed the heavy door for the butler outside.
The old butler looked at the closed door and sighed.
The prime minister of my family is a good person from the inside out!It's just that those people outside are so embarrassing, I really feel wronged!
The housekeeper was locked, and I was moved to tears!
The prime minister went out and walked on the wide road. When passing Qingfeng Pavilion, the prime minister glanced twice, thought for a while, but didn't go in. The bed in Qingfeng Pavilion was uncomfortable to sleep on, and the smell of rouge was everywhere!
After climbing over the city wall of the imperial palace, he did not sneak around, but walked on the road swaggeringly. Many patrolling people along the way saw the prime minister and did not bother them much. It didn't take much time to walk all the way to the imperial study. Once he used three levels of skill, his feet didn't hurt as much as before.
The light in the imperial study room was still on, and there was a smell of incense coming from it, which was used to repel mosquitoes!The prime minister walked around the gate lightly, walked to the window, and looked inside. The emperor was sitting in front of the desk, carefully correcting a table of papers. The one on the left was corrected. It seemed that there were thirty There are a few volumes, the right side has not been corrected, at least there are forty or fifty volumes, just such a little thing, it will take three or four hours to get it right!The emperor has nothing to do with himself!The prime minister shook his head.
"Come in when you're here! The mosquitoes will carry you away!" A voice came from the person inside.
The prime minister rubbed his nose, went back to the gate, pushed it open and walked in. The emperor didn't look up at him, but kept staring at the folder on the desk, his eyes were already bloodshot.
"It's far away from the water, and there are not many mosquitoes, so it's not enough to carry the minister away." He didn't forget to reply when he entered the door.
The emperor ignored him at all, as if he didn't exist.
"kindness?"
"emperor!"
"kindness?"
"emperor!"
After calling three times in a row, Zhao Fengling was really not in the mood to talk to him anymore. Presumably the prime minister was already drunk, and talking to a drunk was the most unwise choice.
Unexpectedly, once the prime minister is drunk, he is quite inferior. Although he will not be so drunk that he will overturn the table or throw things, but it is quite scary to pester people. No, the emperor just turned his head away, the prime minister He stretched out his hands, turned the emperor's face around again, shook his head and said in a daze, "Well, Long Yan, Long Yan is really good! It's beautiful! It's very beautiful!"
The emperor thought in his heart, no matter how beautiful this is, Lan Shuming himself is the well-known beauty!To say that others are beautiful, you should first look at yourself in the mirror so that you will not feel that others are beautiful!
"Your Majesty! Next year! Let's not drink sweet-scented osmanthus wine in the next year!" The prime minister said in a daze.
The emperor patted Prime Minister Lan's hand away, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the prime minister looking at him and smiling, so charming that he smiled so charmingly that he could overwhelm the country and the city!
"This year's sweet-scented osmanthus wine has been put in the wine cellar, it's too late for you to regret it now!" The emperor felt that he should sit farther away from this lunatic, the better!
"No, no, let's drink chrysanthemum wine next year. It looks like autumn is coming, and autumn chrysanthemums are about to bloom. The chrysanthemum wine is good, delicious!" It's also very funny!
"Okay, chrysanthemum wine and chrysanthemum." The emperor sat a little farther away, and the prime minister rushed forward again, pulling his mouth and kissing the emperor's face with a big "trojan horse" sound, just like a child.
The emperor's expression didn't change at all, he seemed to be used to such things, he just pushed the prime minister aside, and wiped the drool on his face with his sleeve!Come on, just had a bath and it ruined it!
"Your majesty! Your majesty! You like me so much, do you want to marry me?" Prime Minister Lan came up from the side again, giggling at the emperor!
The emperor still felt that it was right not to let Prime Minister Lan go to Qingfeng Pavilion. The wine in Qingfeng Pavilion is much stronger than this sweet-scented osmanthus wine. Just pour it down if you drink a few more glasses!
I still remember that the first time I saw Lan Shuming drunk was many years ago. At that time, Lan Shuming made a mistake and was kicked out by Prime Minister Lan. After drinking, he sat there with a smirk at the people passing by, half-opened his clothes, not to mention how charming he was!
The emperor took the prime minister back to the palace in a fit of anger, and the prime minister was really mumbling along the way!When we arrived at the imperial study room, just after closing the door, the emperor was thrown down, his limbs were all entangled with Lan Shuming, and he couldn't move. The father-in-law originally wanted to pull Lan Shuming away, but this man didn't have the strength. Little, clinging to the emperor, probably from that time on, the two of them developed the habit of laying the floor. Fortunately, the prime minister is still very disciplined when he is fast asleep!Otherwise, the emperor must have kicked this guy to death thousands of times!
The emperor thought about the prime minister's words, but did not answer immediately. The former prime minister's wife treated the emperor very well!I told the emperor to take good care of the prime minister, but now it's like this, I don't know if he took good care of it or not!
"Of course a man wants to marry, why marry?" the emperor said softly.
It's just that the person in his arms didn't answer any more, what responded to the emperor was shallow breathing!The tiredness in the corners of the eyes just showed up.
Lan Shuming has been an official for several years, and the Chou family has spread all over the court, but nothing he does is not for him as the emperor. After all, he still feels sorry for the Lan family!With a heavy heart, the emperor carried the prime minister into the imperial study.
"A few places in the wealthy family to watch singing and dancing, singing and dancing! Heh! The world of flowers!" the person in his arms murmured.The emperor ignored him, he raised his head again, tapped lightly on the emperor's cold lips, hung his hands on the emperor's neck, and said with a smile: "Slender young man, a gentleman is so good!"
After speaking, he let go of his hand and fell asleep!This time the emperor didn't wipe his lips with his sleeves. The night wind blew, and it was still a bit cool, with a little bit of wine fragrance, which lingered in his nostrils.Tomorrow, ask someone to plant more chrysanthemums in the Imperial Garden!
After a night of hangover, the prime minister woke up early. After the father-in-law waited and washed, he heard that the next prince and princess from the Da'an Dynasty were coming to offer tribute before he could eat breakfast.
The prime minister just smiled when he heard the words, and didn't take it seriously. Although the emperor of the Da'an Dynasty was an extremely luxurious emperor, he was also very smart!I have never lost a war, either winning or making a peace. The only time I lost a war was five years ago, when I mobilized all my troops to take down the Da'an Kingdom. Over the years, the old emperor has never stopped , Hearing that the current emperor likes men, this son and a daughter were sent here.
The prime minister also didn't intend to deal with this matter. He knew that the emperor wanted to expand his rights now, and it was absolutely impossible to get married. Once married, the current power would be out of balance!That's why Lan Shuming used him as a shield for so many years!What bullshit likes men, I am the most beautiful man in the dynasty, but I didn't touch it with my little hands!Hey, have you grown old all these years?
The prime minister leisurely entered the hall, the morning court was about to start, he was stepping on it, to put it nicely, the prime minister was too lazy to put it bluntly, and to put it bluntly, he was proud of being favored and living with the emperor Don't take morning morning seriously!
After thinking about it, no one dared to say such a thing so clearly, everyone was silent, waiting for the prime minister to stand in his position, the officials shook their sleeves and knelt down in unison.
"The first prince and second princess who came to the Da'an Dynasty this time are extremely favored by the emperor of the Da'an Dynasty. Such an important event as welcoming the envoy must not be sloppy!" the emperor said slowly.
This……
Everyone looked left and right, and the eyes were right, it's an errand, it's hard to say, if it's done well, it's a great achievement, if there's a little mistake, it's life-threatening!
If Zuo Cheng was here, he would definitely be happy with such an errand, and he could make a lot of money, but these other officials, if they want to make money, dare not do such a big thing, after all, they don't have the ability to call the wind and rain in the court!
"Prime Minister Lan, I'll leave this matter to you!" Lan Shuming, who was dozing off at the side, suddenly woke up!Which pot is not open and which pot is not to be lifted in this matter!Knowing that he didn't like such a thing, he still gave it to him. Didn't his father rush back from his hometown to hold a wedding for the emperor?
"Your Majesty, I am serving the Emperor day and night. I really cannot separate myself from preparing such a big gift for the Emperor! My father is free now, so the emperor can let my father do it! My father has prepared such a big gift many times. Be more cautious!" Prime Minister Lan stared at the emperor, as if saying, if you let me take over this problem, I will never give you any papers again.
The emperor turned his face away, he didn't look at the prime minister at all, let alone his face, he just said indifferently: "The old prime minister is old and now he has returned to his hometown. I believe in filial piety the most, and I really can't be ruthless." This heart is here to bother the old prime minister!"
"But, my lord..."
"Forget it, Prime Minister Lan, it's time for me to shoulder the burden by myself. It's really against the teachings of the Supreme Emperor to bother Prime Minister Lan all the time. In recent days, the prime minister has been concentrating on being ready to welcome you." The emperor waved his hand.
The early court is over like this, the emperor must have done it on purpose!Prime Minister Lan originally wanted to say a few more words, but after thinking about it, he decided to give up!
Over the years, he has participated in [-]% of the important politicians, and [-]% of the important decisions were made by him, Lan Shuming. This right has overshadowed the emperor. It really can't go on like this.That's all!Since the emperor likes it, he should!
On that day, Prime Minister Lan returned to the Lan Mansion, and just after entering the door, he heard the butler come to report that the old prime minister had already left in a carriage an hour ago.
Lan Shuming sighed, the old prime minister just didn't want to see his son!No matter!
The task of welcoming the envoys is easy to say, difficult to say, and very difficult. From clothes to singing and dancing, everything must be prepared. The royal chef, father-in-law, and guards in the palace must not relax at all, but These things are all mindless, and when you talk about them in detail, it's much easier than the revision of the memorial, which was carried around in a sedan chair, and it was not safe for a while.
The prime minister did not return to Lan Mansion until the night was full. The weather was hot and he couldn't eat much. The nanny made mung bean soup, which was very light and tasted quite good. Prime Minister Lan drank a big bowl It felt like the day was alive again.
After washing up, I lay on the bed, tossed and turned several times and couldn't fall asleep. I always felt that the wooden bed was uncomfortable to sleep on. Even with several layers of quilts, my bones still hurt!After all, unable to fall asleep, Lan Shuming simply got up, and when he put on his clothes and went out, he saw the butler closing the door with a lantern.
"Are you going out, sir?" the old housekeeper asked.
"Yeah, it's so late, the butler should go and rest, and I'll leave the lock-up to Xiao Zhao from now on, you should rest more!"
"Your Excellency is caring! I'll get you a sedan chair right now!" After finishing speaking, the butler was going to go to the wing room to call the bearers.
"Old butler, no need, you can rest quickly! I will lock the lock after I go out, and I won't come back today." Lan Shuming finished telling, and closed the heavy door for the butler outside.
The old butler looked at the closed door and sighed.
The prime minister of my family is a good person from the inside out!It's just that those people outside are so embarrassing, I really feel wronged!
The housekeeper was locked, and I was moved to tears!
The prime minister went out and walked on the wide road. When passing Qingfeng Pavilion, the prime minister glanced twice, thought for a while, but didn't go in. The bed in Qingfeng Pavilion was uncomfortable to sleep on, and the smell of rouge was everywhere!
After climbing over the city wall of the imperial palace, he did not sneak around, but walked on the road swaggeringly. Many patrolling people along the way saw the prime minister and did not bother them much. It didn't take much time to walk all the way to the imperial study. Once he used three levels of skill, his feet didn't hurt as much as before.
The light in the imperial study room was still on, and there was a smell of incense coming from it, which was used to repel mosquitoes!The prime minister walked around the gate lightly, walked to the window, and looked inside. The emperor was sitting in front of the desk, carefully correcting a table of papers. The one on the left was corrected. It seemed that there were thirty There are a few volumes, the right side has not been corrected, at least there are forty or fifty volumes, just such a little thing, it will take three or four hours to get it right!The emperor has nothing to do with himself!The prime minister shook his head.
"Come in when you're here! The mosquitoes will carry you away!" A voice came from the person inside.
The prime minister rubbed his nose, went back to the gate, pushed it open and walked in. The emperor didn't look up at him, but kept staring at the folder on the desk, his eyes were already bloodshot.
"It's far away from the water, and there are not many mosquitoes, so it's not enough to carry the minister away." He didn't forget to reply when he entered the door.
The emperor ignored him at all, as if he didn't exist.
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