The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

In the early spring, the prime minister’s belly was already very big, and he found it difficult to walk a little bit, and his temper became very bad. He was always bored in various ways, and the emperor was also very anxious. It's normal, but seeing the prime minister in an extremely bad mood, the emperor's heart ached, no matter how he thought about it, he felt worried.

Finally, in a sunny and spring period, the emperor ran away with the prime minister.

When Dong Chengxiang and Dali Temple Minister received the imperial decree in the imperial study, their faces turned green, and they left without saying a word. They also said that they would come back after all the dolls were born. For nearly half a year, the two big shots felt that they should have a good talk about their lives with Prime Minister Lan. When they first entered the Lan Mansion, the old housekeeper said that Prime Minister Lan had gone up to the mountain to live in seclusion.

The two of them immediately wanted to smash the imperial decree, why did each of them leave so quickly?

They have been officials for several years, and they haven't missed a single vacation. That's fine. With the two of them alone, can they survive for six months?If there is something wrong at that time, it will be a crime of decapitation!

"Master Dali, what do you think?" Chengxiang Dong asked sadly.

"Look with your eyes." Dali Siqing used Lan Shuming's words very cleverly. It was a good one. Mr. Dong immediately wanted to smash the imperial edict again.

Just when the two were worried, they received a piece of important news. General Li Cheng had slipped back after there was no war in the frontier. The two ministers were immediately happy. General Li Cheng, Prime Minister Lan, bah, queen , and the emperor, these three are childhood sweethearts, considering their IQ, these three should be about the same. Thinking of this, the two ministers were happy again.

Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. This General Li must also be a talent.

Immediately, Master Dong was going to visit General Li.

Li Cheng was also very polite. He welcomed people into the door and said, "Master Dong, I don't like women, I only like men. If you come to propose marriage to Miss Dong, please go back. If you come to propose marriage to Mr. Dong Yes, let General Ben think about it!"

Master Dong was immediately dumbfounded. Looking at the suave general in front of him, he felt that he needed a cup of chrysanthemum tea to calm down!

Let it go, it's nothing more than a trivial matter, harmless, just as a joke, just when Prime Minister Dong was about to invite General Li to deal with important officials, General Li suddenly said: "General, the big characters are I recognize so many of them, the prime minister gave me this letter, the general can’t understand it, so I’d better read it!”

Mr. Dong thought about the talented prime minister, then thought about the emperor, and then looked at the person in front of him.Master Dong needs to go back and put down the fire!

Cheng Cheng looked at Master Dong who was going away, dropped the letter in his hand, and murmured: "It's hard to come back, who wants to approve memorials every day!"

When the dark guard reported this, Zhao Fengling and Lan Shuming were on the carriage going south, bumping and swaying, and when Lan Shuming was about to doze off, when he heard the news suddenly, he almost I couldn't breathe from laughing.

"What do you think should be done?" The emperor thought for a moment and turned his head to look at Lan Shuming.

"Cold salad, add some green onion!" Lan Shuming said with a serious face.

The emperor stared at him, and Lan Shuming suddenly smiled and said, "Let them be like this. First, there will be no war, second, there will be no violence, and third, there will be no riots. No matter how much they toss about, nothing will happen. Let them go and fight for themselves." Pretty good!" Lan Shuming said.

The emperor pondered for a moment, and replied: "It makes sense."

Just after I finished speaking, I heard a snoring sound, quiet and very soft. The emperor looked down and saw that Lan Shuming had already fallen asleep, holding his fox fur, sleeping sweetly, and the fluffy fur occasionally Sweeping to the tip of his nose, Lan Shuming's body squirmed twice, changed direction and fell asleep again, the emperor couldn't help laughing when he saw this.

Because of Lan Shuming's health, it took nearly two months to stop and go all the way without knowing it. Lan Shuming felt tired after walking two steps all day with his stomach upright. I felt swollen all over my body. In short, Lan Shuming began to feel uncomfortable again.

He wanted to ride a horse, but the emperor wouldn't let him. It would be extremely dangerous if the horse turned upside down a few times!

He wanted to walk, but the emperor agreed, but after walking two steps, his back hurt.

That's not true, that's not true, it's really hard for the emperor, it's the first time the emperor serves others, he's at a loss, but Lan Shuming just likes to see Zhao Fengling at a loss, don't mention how funny it is, I'm used to it The emperor who has always been respectable in the palace, now it is quite interesting!

When he arrived at the southern palace, Lan Shuming's temper had already risen to a higher level. Fortunately, he didn't do anything particularly excessive other than complaining to the emperor. The only time he went too far was molesting the beautiful guard outside. The emperor wanted to poke two holes in the little guard's face with his eyes on the spot.

This is resentment!

When Lan Shuming got out of the carriage with his stomach full, the emperor simply hugged him, not to mention how gentle, Lan Shuming tortured the emperor in the past two months, but Lan Shuming never thought of it It was the emperor who was so calm and didn't get angry once. Even if Lan Shuming felt a little uneasy, the emperor had worked hard to serve him for such a long time, so he had to respond For a moment, let's at least have some consolation, immediately dug out the wine that had been buried in the palace for more than ten years, and cooked a few side dishes according to the skills I learned from my mother.

It's just that Lan Shuming's greedy problem still can't be changed. Lan Shuming ate a few mouthfuls of the freshly fried dishes, and he was still very dissatisfied with just a few mouthfuls of food. He opened the wine jar he had just dug out , As soon as I opened the wine jar, I smelled a light fragrance. Lan Shuming has always been addicted to alcohol. Later, because he was drunk, he would easily make trouble in front of the emperor, so Lan Shuming didn't drink much. Now he has such a good opportunity How could the prime minister let it go, scooped a little with a wooden spoon, put it in his mouth and took a sip, Lan Shuming immediately burst into joy.

Mei, this taste is really good. Once it gets on, Lan Shuming doesn't intend to let it go easily. He immediately drank two more. The reason why the energy consumption was too high was because the wine was so strong, the prime minister took a few sips and his cheeks became rosy, and the prime minister who drank happily didn't notice it at all.

On this side, the emperor, who had been tossing everything, waited for a long time but did not see Lan Shuming appearing. He asked his father-in-law and found out that Lan Shuming had gone to the kitchen. The emperor had never tasted the cooking skills of the prime minister, and he was still a little excited in his heart. After waiting for an hour, the uneasy emperor finally rushed to the dining room.

As soon as he approached the dining room, the emperor smelled a scent of wine. As soon as he approached the door, he saw a small table with several dishes on it, which were no longer steaming. Looking inside the stove, only There are little sparks, and it can be seen that the fire has been extinguished for a long time.

The emperor walked over to take a look and found that Lan Shuming was indeed drunk!He suddenly felt angry. Doctor Jiang had specially told him not to let him drink too much wine. A little bit is fine and he can keep himself healthy, but it doesn't look like he drank a little bit!

The emperor was angry, but he didn't dare to say it out. Now Lan Shuming's mood is very unstable. He used to be obedient after drinking, but this time it would be bad if he went crazy after drinking.

The emperor sighed helplessly, and pulled up the person lying on the table, but he gave up after a few pulls, and the prime minister's hands were still firmly grasping the edge of the table, not relaxing at all. , probably because this posture stretched to the stomach and he even changed the side. The emperor couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this.

In desperation, the emperor had no choice but to break off the prime minister's fingers one by one. With the emperor's efforts, Lan Shuming finally let go of the table, but the next second he grabbed the wine jar, It was uncomfortable to lie on the stomach, so Lan Shuming simply hugged the jar in his arms. The emperor was afraid that the prime minister would stretch his stomach, so he quickly removed the jar.

Now that there was nothing to grab, Lan Shuming hung his whole body on the emperor, rubbing against him from time to time, and sniffing at the emperor's chest.

"Heh! Who are you? You smell the same as that kid Zhao Fengling!" The prime minister smiled and patted Zhao Fengling with his hand.

Zhao Fengling's face was already dark.

"Talk, hey, talk! You don't talk!" There was no response, and the prime minister stretched out his hand to pinch Zhao Fengling's face. Zhao Fengling knew that Lan Shuming's drunkenness was about to start today. Some knives, the emperor was afraid of hurting Lan Shuming again, so he immediately carried him out. Lan Shuming didn't give up, and slapped the emperor twice on the face. The emperor had already come out, and when the emperor carried Lan Shuming to the bedroom where he was resting, the father-in-law glanced at the emperor's flushed face and the drunken prime minister, and almost couldn't help laughing.

The emperor directly put the prime minister on the bed, and the prime minister still grabbed the emperor's lapel tightly and refused to let go.

The emperor had no choice but to climb onto the bed with the prime minister. The prime minister arched into the emperor's arms, and the emperor hugged him tighter.After a while, Lan Shuming finally died quieter, and the emperor let out a long breath, thinking that it was finally over, but the emperor never expected that the prime minister, who had just breathed steadily, suddenly sat up from the bed.