The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

The emperor pushed the prime minister aside, and the dark guards rushed out from all directions, surrounded by a dozen black-clothed masked men, Prime Minister Lan took a look, and decided to find a safe place to hide, no, just now Thinking about it, he saw that the stall selling sesame seed cakes was still there. Prime Minister Lan didn't dislike the mess, so he hid his body inside, with half of his head exposed to watch the battle.

After all, he is the emperor's man, and his martial arts are good. Soon those men in black were at a disadvantage, and it seemed that they would be able to solve it soon. The prime minister thought that it would be better to sneak around now?Before this decision was made, there was a sound of footsteps approaching slowly in the distance, with good skills.

Prime Minister Lan stretched his neck out again, looked to the left, and a dozen men in black came running towards this direction. The emperor didn't bring many people with him in this private visit!This is outnumbered!Could it be that he is going to collect that kid's body today?

The new group of people quickly got involved in the fight. The dustpan on this side was overturned, and the shelf on the other side was smashed into pieces. It was a mess, and the fighting circle was getting bigger and bigger, almost spreading to here up.

Prime Minister Lan shrank his neck inward, begged all the bodhisattvas and gods, the sound of swords and swords in his ears became louder and louder, and suddenly the sound of chopping firewood exploded in his ears, Prime Minister Lan shook his body!The stall selling sesame seed cakes really shattered into a pile of firewood!The mustard froth splashed all over his face!

"Who are you?" The man in black looked at the trembling prime minister, and a sinister voice came over.

"Master, please forgive me, I'm a passerby, a passerby!" The prime minister hugged the other's arms and cried for a while, his fear was beyond words! "Master, as long as you let me go, I'll serve you tea and water, warm the house and warm the bed!"

"Hmph, she's a beauty." The man in black glanced at her and hesitated for a while. "It's a pity, Mr. Prime Minister is really a sign of long, but I still can't keep it!"

oh?Isn't this obvious, I'm afraid he followed from the time he left the imperial city!Whose family is it?Look at the emperor again, it seems to be a bit eyebrow-raising!

Prime Minister Lan was not afraid of his identity being exposed, but continued to cry: "My lord, think about it, I am under one person and above ten thousand in the court. If you accept me, my status will be the same as that of the emperor. It’s the same! I have admired your lord’s handsome appearance for a long time!”

The other party hesitated for a while, but the prime minister hadn't waited for the other party's answer, and suddenly felt a heat on his face, he closed his eyes subconsciously, and when he opened them again, the two arms he was holding were still there, but they were still warm. Hot blood, the man in black had his arms cut off, he lay dead on the ground, and his covered face was cut torn by a long sword. Lan Shuming glanced at the face of the other party, his face was pockmarked, He still silently took back the sentence just now in the bottom of his heart...

Throwing away the two arms in his hands, Prime Minister Lan wiped his face, his hands could be broken, blood could flow, his face had to be washed!As the most beautiful man in the dynasty, he was under a lot of pressure, anyway, he decided to sneak to the edge of the moat to wash his face, before he had time to leave, Zhao Fengling blocked his way.

"How long are you going to play!" the emperor frowned.

Lan Shuming Yangtian let out a long sigh, the king asked the minister to kill, the minister had to kill!Why!

Prime Minister Lan pulled out his fan and joined the battle!There was a half-inch sharp blade on the original ordinary fan bone. When the fan was cut, the opponent's throat was split, and there was not a drop of blood on the sharp blade tip.

Lan Shuming walked across the entire battlefield unhurriedly, as leisurely as admiring flowers. By the time he finished walking, the men in black had already killed the ground, and the last man in black also fell down the moment he turned around. on the ground.

"This man is still alive, and he will be dragged back for secret interrogation." The prime minister said.

"Come on, drag it back quickly." The emperor said with a serious face.

Someone dragged that one away after a long time.

"Bold, who the hell is fighting and making trouble in broad daylight!" The county magistrate who had been watching the battle came out from nowhere with a dozen yamen servants. Seeing the end of the war, he also walked out.

The emperor did not speak, and took off the token from the prime minister's waist, and held it up in front of the county magistrate.

The county magistrate saw that he couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately knelt down in a fright, and quickly obeyed the order to help clean up the scene.

The prime minister over there stood there with a displeased expression on his face, the blood on his face couldn't be too bad!

"Why do you have to suffer all this early!" The emperor suddenly appeared beside the prime minister, and handed over the handkerchief in his hand.

"What does the emperor have in mind?" The prime minister moved and took it over, but it was still wet!What a good emperor!

The emperor didn't take it seriously, his expression became much deeper, and his tone was a little gloomy: "The prime minister naturally understands very well, I will not let them go!"

The two looked at each other, and their hearts were very bright!

The prime minister wiped his blood-stained face with a handkerchief, but he still frowned and said, "Why does it smell so weird?"

"Of course the handkerchief soaked in rancid water smells strange!" The emperor walked away in a good mood, and the prime minister had already been petrified in place, and it was extremely messy!

The happy emperor raised his left hand in the distance and raised the things in his hand.

Prime Minister Lan was surprised, recovered, and displeased!He touched his breast pocket!The emperor had his chest attacked just now, and took away all his bank notes!His money just flew away~

The emperor said that such ill-gotten gains were directly copied to the treasury!The Prime Minister sighed, it is indeed a hard-earned fortune!He was risking his life, and the money he cheated by recruiting an enemy was cheated away by that ungrateful boy, a senior official crushes people to death!Got him to admit it!Anyway, the emperor's money is his own money!do not mind the details!

As soon as he returned to the capital, the prime minister parted ways with the emperor and went back to his prime minister's mansion. When he entered the gate, he was splashed with dung. The prime minister was puzzled. If he got into trouble on weekdays, he would let it go. Why did he do something today? Didn't do it!Was it splashed too?

"Brat, bastard, it's not good for you to elope with, but you actually eloped with the emperor, let's see if I don't interrupt your dog legs today!" He acted rashly.

Lan Shuming thought for a while, and asked seriously: "Dog legs? Father, do you know what type of dog our Lan family has? Ordinary dogs or wolf dogs? Berber dogs or mastiffs?"

"Get lost, the farther you get away from this old man, the better!" The old prime minister picked up a dustpan filled with dried chilies and turned it over!

The prime minister covered his face with his sleeve, rushed out from the door of the mansion, and ran out quickly!This time I went back to my hometown, my father's strength has increased a lot, before I could only lift it up to the threshold, but today I can lift it up to the steps!

Lan Shuming picked off the chili peppers on his head, and sneezed hard. Come on, let's go to the palace to live on the ground floor. It seems that today he can't enter the house again.

Walking all the way towards the palace gate, with his hands folded in his wide sleeves, he walked very slowly, looking cowardly!Many people along the way looked at him and pointed.

"Hey, I heard that the prime minister eloped with the emperor!"

"That's right! He came back after failing to elope! Look, isn't that the prime minister!"

The people in the teahouse pointed and pointed, but the prime minister ignored him. After walking for several hours, he finally arrived at the palace gate. The guards guarding the gate were all familiar with the prime minister, and they let him go without asking him for a pass. go in.

"Beauty, would you like to live with the Prime Minister today?" Seeing an unfamiliar little guard, the Prime Minister couldn't help but say something.

"My lord, the emperor has been waiting for a long time!" A cold voice sounded from behind.

The Prime Minister cheered up, turned his head slowly, and saw the old man with a cold face behind him, he heheed twice in embarrassment: "Ouch! The father-in-law is here! The truth is lost, come on, the father-in-law quickly lead the way!"

The father-in-law's eyebrows trembled. The road from Chaoyangmen to the main hall is wide enough for eight horses to walk side by side and look straight from one side to the other. It is rare for a blind person to get lost on such a road!prime minister!Your ability to talk nonsense is still so brilliant!

The emperor returned to the palace and had freshened up once again. He looked like a brilliance, like a beast!

"I heard that the old prime minister has returned?" Qin Shu asked.

"I was called back by the queen mother to preside over your wedding. The queen mother thinks that I can't do it reliably!" The more the prime minister said, the more angry he became!Why is he unreliable!People look low!

"What?" The emperor jumped up!Isn't the draft just a matter of today?But when I returned to the palace in the afternoon, I didn't see any traces of the draft being held!How did the wedding come about?

"I heard that the Empress Dowager chose five favorites out of a hundred portraits! It was decided last night, no, I forgot about it when I watched the moon!" The prime minister patted his head angrily!

The emperor turned black!He wanted to run away from marriage for thousands of miles!This year, such a trick came up!What the hell is missing!

"Your Majesty, do you want to retire?" the Prime Minister approached the Emperor with a smile on his face and said.

"If you don't have anything to go to the Three Treasures Hall, what's the condition?" The emperor gave this guy a blank look, this guy is just here to piss people off!

"Those who know me, the Holy One, the lower officials don't ask for much, so I will share [-]% of the bank notes?"

"One percent!"

"Thirty percent!"

"Twenty percent!"

"Okay, deal!" The Prime Minister slapped his hands and happily accepted the decision!The emperor's eyelids trembled, why did he feel that he had fallen into a pit?

Money can make ghosts turn the millstone, and it can also make the prime minister turn the millstone!This sentence is really correct!

"The bank note is not the problem, the problem is how do you solve my marriage!" the emperor waved his sleeves and asked irritably.

"The lower official has his own plan, let's talk about it tomorrow, sleep now, I'm tired!" The prime minister twisted his waist and neck, the meaning was obvious!

Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand!Don't pay for the real delivery!

This time the queen mother made a surprise move, the emperor was caught off guard, but as long as the prime minister is around, solving these matters is a piece of cake.

In the early court, the Prime Minister was given another book, which is quite common, and the Prime Minister didn’t take it seriously, and the Left Prime Minister didn’t come today either. I heard that his precious son was disfigured and recruited doctors at home every day. Doctors have recruited several doctors, wishing to restore his son's original face in the blink of an eye!

After the morning court, the prime minister stood on the main hall for a while, paced up and down for a few steps, the emperor called him several times but did not respond, then he walked out as if he remembered something.

The sedan chairs parked outside had almost left, and those officials retreated very quickly!The prime minister borrowed the sedan chair in the palace and ran out of the palace.