The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

"I can't sleep upside down. The sound of the rooster breaks the fifth watch. After all, it's still a chicken!" Prime Minister Lan said loudly while standing at the door.

With such an explicit verse, even these seasoned women couldn't help but blush.The people in the bed tent heard clearly this time, a woman coquettishly said: "My lord, someone called me a chicken!"

It's still a pheasant that has lost its feathers!Prime Minister Lan added in his heart.

There was another scream accompanied by the sound of the bed swaying, and it was finally over, the magistrate Tiansi, half-wrapped in the sheet, moved out of the bed curtain with an over-indulgent expression on his face.

"Where did the ignorant thing come from, it ruined my elegance!"

"No, no, I just recited a poem to cheer you up." Prime Minister Lan smiled lightly.

This magistrate looks like 36. Prime Minister Lan heard about Tiansi's magistrate in the early years. He is full of righteousness. He is not very handsome, but he has a refined air. He looks like an honest person, but this Tiansi In recent years, the magistrate has been lingering in bed, regardless of gender. Anyone who sees beauty will do everything possible to enjoy it, and even squeeze the people in various ways!

The person sitting by the bed of Prefect Tiansi raised his face to look at the person in front of him. He saw such a beauty, and he had seen many beauties over the years, but it was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it!

"Who are you? Are you from the capital?" There was a little evil light in the squinted eyes. After all, he was a magistrate who had seen the world. Just hearing this accent, he could tell where the two came from.

"Exactly, this official is not talented, and I have a first-class Zuo Chenglan Shuming. Would the magistrate be interested in having a few drinks with the truth?" On the tour, this person was the first to reveal his identity.

"So it's the prime minister, I'm sorry to welcome you! This..." The voice after the bed incident was hoarse, and Lan Shuming didn't like it very much.The tone of the speech became more polite, and the attitude seemed to become more flattering.

"It's nothing, the truth is going outside to wait for the magistrate." Lan Shuming walked out and closed the door for the other party very politely. It can be said that a good man has done his home.

"Why did you reveal your identity!" The emperor gritted his teeth and squeezed Lan Shuming's waist, almost cutting off a piece of flesh!

"It's better for a minister to be exposed than for the emperor to be exposed, don't you think so? Even if you don't tell me about your appearance, you will be recognized soon! The emperor will hate you for a long time. You shouldn't bring your minister with you when you come out. You should bring Mr. Zhou!" The prime minister shook his head regretfully.

Lord Zhou?A face full of pockmarks, a black birthmark, what is not ugly can be described clearly, and it is estimated that if it can grow like that, there is only one person in the world!

The Prime Minister was in a very good mood, waving his fan, standing at the door of the room, he could see that he was the benefactor, occasionally when a young lady passed by, he would still wink at the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister always had a faint smile on his face , It can be said that the country is overwhelmed by the city, and the emperor has a dark face aside, wishing to leave this place immediately.

It didn't take long before the half-closed door opened, and the magistrate of Tiansi came out. After some grooming, he looked like a human being, but his face was sallow, and it looked like kidney deficiency. not feeling well.

"I don't know the Prime Minister's visit, so I'm really disappointed, why don't I just stay here and have a drink?" When the magistrate's dog's paw was about to rest on the prime minister's shoulder, the prime minister felt that something tripped him , a stagger, almost fell to the ground.

"Master, be careful, this room is dark, don't fall." The emperor on the side stepped forward in a particularly cooperative manner, pushing the magistrate aside, flashing his shining sword, feeling cold all over his body!With all his aura, the magistrate beside him stepped back a few steps in embarrassment.

The prime minister smiled and said nothing, and leaned on the emperor with his whole body. Fortunately, the clothes the emperor was wearing today were very ordinary, and he was very handy in dressing up as a servant.It's just that his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is no worse than his own. There are lanterns hanging on both sides, so why is it dark!Pure nonsense!

"You don't need to drink two cups. I'm tired from traveling all night. I just need to clean up my room and rest. There are important matters to discuss tomorrow." Suave look.

"Your Majesty, I will send someone to clean up the guest room." The magistrate smiled, but his eyes were already very displeased. He just stirred deliberately, waiting for the beauty to fall into his arms. what's going on?After thinking about it, he glared at Zhao Fengling fiercely, but he had already followed the Prime Minister out of the brothel, stood on the edge of the sedan chair, and didn't even look at him from the beginning to the end, but the cold air all over his body made all the hairs on his body stand on end Oh, the aura of the prime minister's bodyguard is so strong!

But the head of the guard is very handsome, but he is a bit cold, and he is neither warm nor soft when hugged, not good!The prime minister is still beautiful, and this figure also looks very soft.

Seeing that the guard got into the sedan chair with the beauty, the magistrate became curious.

"How can the guard sit in the sedan chair with the prime minister! It's really out of style!" the magistrate stood beside the sedan chair and said.

The prime minister suddenly opened the small curtain, his eyes were covered with water mist, his face was even a little red, and he said coquettishly: "Master Zhifu knows that lower officials always have such a hobby!" After finishing speaking Still smiling at the magistrate, not knowing what the people inside were doing, the prime minister yelled "Ah~", gasped for air, and then panted, "Get up the sedan chair!"

After speaking, without waiting for the magistrate to react, the sedan chair was lifted up and walked towards the government office.

The magistrate has a pale face. He has naturally heard the rumors in the capital that the prime minister's private life is extremely chaotic. It is said that as long as a man asks to spend a good night together, he will not refuse. I thought that today would be a full meal, but it is a pity that this beauty is still there. How could he be happy to be taken advantage of before he got it, but what he didn't know was that there was another scene in the sedan chair.

The emperor put the prime minister's feet on his knees, and squeezed them hard again. The prime minister let out another howl like killing a pig. After walking all the way, blisters formed, and his feet were numb. It hurts a lot, thinking that when I go out, I will be carried in a small sedan chair all the way to the front of the main hall, and in the palace, I will also walk in a chariot, when did I walk so far!

"Master Prime Minister, those hobbies of yours are really amazing!" The emperor sneered!

The people on the side had already put on their shoes, when the sedan chair bumped suddenly, Lan Shuming threw himself into the arms of the emperor, and said softly, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"

The emperor felt goosebumps for a while, and immediately pushed away the person who was leaning on him, and said with a dark face: "It's not serious, it seems that the queen mother should guide you about the marriage, and you will be safe!"

"Your majesty, I don't want it! Are you going to abandon me after you've wiped it all out?" That sentence is heartbroken and goes deep into the heart!

The emperor wished he could slap the man's forehead open and see what was inside!Why did he eat it up and wipe it clean!Why did you abandon it!It grows so big that I haven't even touched a naked person!Lan Shuming forced him to hit the floor!How come it turned out to be his fault in the end!

"One day in the same bed, one hundred days of kindness, your majesty, you can't run away!" After finishing speaking, he did not forget to cast a wink. The emperor felt that his way of speaking must be wrong, so he decisively chose not to talk to someone with a cheeky face. Someone on the wall.

The small sedan chair was bumpy along the way, and Lan Shuming was swaying to sleep again. When he arrived on the ground, the Prime Minister hugged the emperor very rudely. Fortunately, he didn't fall a dog this time. It was really lucky.

The emperor pushed him away and walked out first. Come on, this time he fell on his back again. He really didn't give the monk's face or the Buddha's face!

The magistrate has already been waiting in front of the mansion gate, and it is estimated that he has been waiting for a long time. Who told his family to run fast while carrying a person in a sedan chair, this is also a helpless thing!

"The guest room is ready, the prime minister is here with the officials!" The prefect smiled, trying to separate the emperor from the prime minister. The emperor stood on the left, the prefect stood in the middle, and the emperor stood on the right. The prefect squeezed into the middle again, and the emperor's aura was fully opened. , directly shook the magistrate away, and protected the prime minister in his aura circle!

"Prefect, if you take one step closer to our lord, I'll finish you off!" The cold words were accompanied by a bit of disgust, without saving any face.The light reflected from the drawn blade swayed into the prefect's eyes.Then he continued to follow the prime minister coldly.

The prime minister smiled all the way, didn't say anything, didn't do anything, just watched the weak-rooted emperor and the prefect who had six orifices play tricks.

It’s a guest room, it’s really luxurious, the door curtain is made of high-quality silk at first glance, it’s very soft when you touch it, it’s really a good thing, and look at the bed, it’s big enough for three or four people to roll around, and the fragrance around it is faint , next to Lianhua Lake, it really is an elegant place!But it doesn't matter if you want a door or not, or a window or not!

"Master Zhifu really admires this official!" The prime minister looked guilty.

"How dare you!" The magistrate hurriedly bowed.

"Master Zhifu has such a clean sleeve. I am really ashamed. Although I am poor, I still have a door! I didn't expect the prefect to be so poor. There is no door and no window. Fortunately, there is a room." Damn, it's really hard to embarrass the magistrate!" The prime minister sighed very much, and the magistrate immediately froze in place.

The emperor on the side was holding back his laughter!

This house was originally used for entertainment, presumably it was also used by the magistrate, there are no doors and windows, only gauze, and there is a smell of corruption all around, such a place is actually allowed to live in the prime minister, the magistrate is really very courageous, How could Lan Shuming not know such an intention!It's just that the magistrate will pretend to be stupid, so why can't he!

It's really not easy to be "poor" like this!I don't know if the prefect heard the sarcasm in those words!

"Prime Minister, you are welcome, this summer is here, such a room with no doors and no windows is cool and ventilated!" The magistrate smiled awkwardly.

"It's so good, it's so cool, the magistrate will live with Ben!" The prime minister was very polite with a smile on his face.

"This..." The tone was hesitant, but the magistrate's face was already smiling.

"It's all just to keep you cool! You are welcome, the magistrate." After Lan Shuming finished speaking, he walked in first. After all, he still had a ghost in his heart, so the magistrate asked someone to move another bed. Too crowded.

"It's cooler by the window, the magistrate should be there." Lan Shuming directed.The magistrate had already been thinking about other things in his mind, and he didn't think too much when he heard Lan Shuming's words, so he asked someone to move the bed to the other side.

"Let's make another floor shop. My guards can't leave me, so I'll put some in it!" Lan Shuming said to the magistrate again. Floor floor, heat him up, and next time he will obediently go back to the servant's room and live in it!With such an idea, the magistrate still endured it!