The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

"Prime Minister, I don't remember when I allowed you to be so presumptuous." The emperor said in a deep voice.

"Your Majesty, I'm so presumptuous. When did I ask you for instructions? I always kill you first and play later. Doesn't the Emperor know?" The prime minister naturally wouldn't be at a disadvantage.

"The prime minister gave me medicine, is it also the first to kill and then play?" The emperor's voice suddenly became a little cold, and the prime minister felt a chill down his spine. It's over, it's over, why bring this up again!

"Your majesty, you can't blame me for this matter. I asked the emperor whether he sent a clean child to accompany the emperor or chose me. Besides, the emperor didn't suffer. The one who suffered was the minister!" The prime minister had a deadpan expression on his face.

"Then who made Qingfeng Pavilion's mother lock the door? Prime Minister, what should be done for the crime of deceiving the emperor?" The emperor leaned closer to the base of the prime minister's ear again, and every time he said a word, his warm breath blew out on the prime minister's mellow lips. on the earlobe.

The prime minister couldn't help being clever, laughed twice, and then said: "The crime of deceiving the emperor is to beheaded. I have contributed a lot to the Song Dynasty over the years. The emperor does not look at the monk's face to see the Buddha. In front of you, I will definitely not pick off the minister's head!"

Just after finishing speaking, I couldn't help muttering again: "Obviously I want to, but I blame others."

"My lord prime minister, what did you say?" Another cold sentence.

"Your Majesty, I said that I love you so deeply and so passionately that no one has ever loved you before or since!" The Prime Minister quickly raised his head and responded.

The emperor couldn't hold back a word for a long time...

After a long time, he sighed and said: "I said it before, since the prime minister has made a decision, he must pay the price for his crimes, do you still remember?"

"Of course I remember, even if the emperor wants to send his ministers to the frontier as sacrifices to comfort the army, I will be willing to do so. Please also ask your majesty to find some handsome men for your ministers. Those who are beautiful, those who are close to ugly must be ugly, if the time comes when the minister is unsightly, then the title of the number one prodigal son in the capital will be lost, I really can't bear it!" The prime minister suddenly circled the emperor's head neck, said affectionately.

"Prime Minister, you are being presumptuous again!" The emperor was displeased, why did this man start talking nonsense again just after dinner!

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment!" The Prime Minister laughed.

"Forget it, I won't quarrel with you. From now on, Prime Minister, you can't stay [-] steps away from me. You have already crossed half a step in the court this morning. I will let you go once. If there is a next time, the Prime Minister will understand." !"

"Then when the emperor is having fun with fish and water, do I have to watch?" the prime minister suddenly asked, "Could it be that the emperor doesn't mind a few people together? Your majesty, I didn't expect to beat you so well!"

The prime minister suddenly realized that the king's heart is really unpredictable. I didn't expect the emperor to like to play like this.

"Lan Shuming! You can't learn to be more obedient with this mouth! Doesn't Prime Minister Lan know what kind of person I am? I have been on the throne for several years, and I have slept with you in this imperial study every day. Doesn't the prime minister know? !" The emperor became more and more angry, and finally broke out again.

The prime minister showed bitterness, but he was very happy in his heart. He didn't expect the emperor to lose his temper, and it was so tempting. Sure enough, the long lines cast all these years caught a big fish.

"Of course I know." The prime minister suddenly moved closer, and whispered into the emperor's ear: "The emperor who didn't have sex finally died, and it's still on the minister's body. Your majesty, who are you, minister?" But it's the clearest!"

After the prime minister finished speaking, he rubbed against the emperor. That action was very ambiguous. The emperor was already full of enthusiasm, but he almost lost control due to such an action. He wanted to torture the prime minister, but after thinking about it, Jiang The imperial doctor specially told him not to make troubles these few days. If the root cause of the disease is left, it will be bad. The emperor took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the heat in his body.

"Prime Minister, don't tease me any more, it's getting late, you'd better have a rest, I have to go to the Ministry of Punishment tomorrow." The emperor released the prime minister and stood up.

The prime minister naturally understood what the emperor said, and he had to go to the Ministry of Criminal Justice to interrogate the prefect of Tiansi tomorrow, so he didn't bother today.

The emperor recruited several guards to drag Mr. Xiao away.My husband has good eyesight and helped summon the imperial physician. Generally speaking, Mr. Xiao should not die for a while.

The emperor returned to the table again, finished approving the few remaining memorials, and looked at the other pile of memorials on the table. There were about a dozen volumes, all of which were from the prime minister, saying that he deceived Jun Mei They say that he does not abide by morality, that he is arrogant and domineering, and that he is accused of all kinds of crimes. He can be given dozens of boards, and he can be given a foot of white silk, a glass of poisoned wine, or beheaded on the battlefield.

Why!Why can't he worry about it all day!The emperor ignored the stack of memorials, got up directly, and blew out the candles.

The imperial study room is not a single room, it is divided into two rooms, one for business meetings and the other for resting. The father-in-law asked many times if he wanted to move the bed, but the prime minister said no for the emperor.

It's nothing else, the prime minister likes a big bed, rolling around alone, a comfortable person, I don't know how many times the bed falls off, there is really no way, the nanny later made him a floor bunk, hey, all these years I'm used to sleeping, and I can't change this habit for a while.

The emperor opened the door of the inner room, there was a faint fragrance, the prime minister probably had washed up, and there was still water vapor in the room, hazy.

"Ah~" A painful groan came from behind the screen.

The emperor just thought a lot of things before dissipating his anger, but this sentence sparked the flames again.He walked around the screen and saw the prime minister who was only wearing a thin shirt, gnashing his teeth.

"Prime Minister, what are you doing?" The emperor frowned and looked at the prime minister. This posture is really... hard to say.

"Yo! Your majesty finished approving the memorial so quickly? What are you doing? Can't your majesty see it? Although you are the next one, you still have needs. Your majesty should understand!" The prime minister looked at the emperor with moist eyes. .

The whole face of the emperor was black, and there was still a little bit of pure white in the hands of the prime minister. The emperor didn't dislike it, and touched it with his fingertips, and then said: "It's not just rubbing medicine, the prime minister can also wipe it so alive/color/life. /fragrant!"

The prime minister chuckled, he was seen through!Not fun at all!At this time, shouldn't the emperor cooperate and turn into a wolf and tiger, and then kick him away, and torture him before he can stop!I didn't expect this guy to be so graceful, and he managed it!The revenge of last night has not been reported!He must continue to torture this beast in clothes to death!

I thought so, but when the ointment touched the wound, the prime minister couldn't help but gasped and screamed!

If his mother died, he might as well pass out!

The emperor was serious when he applied the medicine, and he didn't touch his hands. When it was over, he helped the prime minister put on his clothes. The prime minister's face was pale from the pain. Although the emperor wanted to punish him, Seeing the prime minister like this, he couldn't help feeling distressed, but he didn't say anything after all.

The prime minister honestly went to bed, and the emperor ordered the father-in-law to change the water in the wooden barrel to make it cooler. After soaking in the water, he finally felt much more comfortable. The fire was really unpleasant.

Is the spring breeze happy?Next time, you must let the prime minister eat it once and you will know how powerful this thing is!Let's see if the prime minister dares to mess around!

"Your Majesty, do you need me to help you?" The person lying on the floor not far behind the screen suddenly said.

"Prime Minister, if you are still asleep when I come out, you will be at your own peril!" the emperor said coldly.

The prime minister snickered, but closed his eyes, just playing tricks!The point is over, if you go too far, you will have to pay yourself out. Paying once is enough, and you can't bear it again!As far as the current situation is concerned.

The prime minister turned over and felt another throbbing pain.

When the emperor came out, the person on the floor had already breathed steadily, probably fell asleep, and his complexion was not very good. After ordering his father-in-law to prepare some blood-enriching breakfast tomorrow morning, the emperor lifted up a corner of the quilt and lay down.