How to wear a villain? [Book wear]
Chapter 31
In this way, the otaku began the daily cold war with his male god.
In other words, it is a one-way cold war between otaku and male gods.
Xiao Mingzheng is still the same as usual, his style of painting changes throughout the day, he can't be more domineering when he leads troops out in a cool and cool manner every morning, and when he comes back in the afternoon, he will act coquettishly and play cute and ask the otaku to eat together, and at night, all kinds of hooligans coax the otaku to go to bed together.
I am sulking in my own life, but the other party doesn't feel anything. This kind of thing makes the otaku feel very uncomfortable, and what is even more disturbing is... He has already made up his mind to fight coldly, but the other party will soften his heart when he is coquettish. What's the matter? !
It was such a sad day.
Shen Shi lay on the bed and opened his eyes to look at the ceiling. Beside him, Xiao Minglie's hand was on his waist, and he was already asleep.
It is also a crime that the qaq male ticket looks too foul.
Shen Shi thought unkindly in his heart, if you weren't my boyfriend, I would have kicked you down a long time ago.
But now... Shen Shi closes his eyes and pulls the quilt back up. It's fine because you're so tired. I'm a considerate and good companion.
Good night, man.
Early in the morning, Shen Shi opened his eyes, tilted his head habitually, and sure enough, Xiao Minglie had disappeared.
It's like this again, don't take me with you, counting that eight of the ten cities that were previously occupied and slaughtered have been recaptured. If this continues, I'm afraid that when Ziyun Pass is formally attacked, I will have nothing to do.
The otaku sat up with a face full of resentment, his heart stabbed fiercely, Xiao Minglie, can you die if you compromise? !Why are you so stubborn?At that time, if you are attacked on the battlefield, is it to make me a widow?
No, what widowhood? !It's over, I'm already so angry that my nerves are out of order.
It's just sad.
The previous resentful face instantly turned into a sad face. After wandering like this for more than ten minutes, the otaku rubbed his face and adjusted his facial expression to the normal noble and glamorous mode.
When the male god came back and continued grinding, Shen Shi clenched his fists in his heart.
The determined otaku felt that he was particularly mighty and domineering, but this illusion was completely dispelled when the female voice next to his ear remembered it.
"Did you sleep well? National teacher."
The mighty and domineering otaku froze. This voice... He turned his head. Su Rou stood at the entrance of the tent and smiled at him.
... She is really a heroine!
Shen Shi didn't even bother to complain about his bad luck attribute, he looked up at the heroine who looked very small and fresh and had a dark lotus heart, and squinted his eyes.
Is there room for momentarily greatness?
Now I am also a man who has obtained the golden finger of inheritance, comparable to Popeye!
Thinking of this, Shen Shi withdrew his gaze and performed the big facial paralysis. According to past experience, the most unbearable thing for a character like the heroine who is shrouded in Mary Su's halo is the ignorance of others, oh, especially those who hate in her heart.
Three, two, one, Shen Shi counted silently in his heart, and then looked at the ladylike heroine with a ferocious expression.
Hmm... that's right, I'm used to seeing your ferocious appearance when you face me, and your kind appearance just now really made me feel terrified.
#I am not shaking m#
"Your expression..." Su Rou's face was cold: "Every time I see your expression, I want to say..."
Camu Angbei nose?Shen Shi unconsciously took Su Rou's words in his heart, and then couldn't help laughing, although in the facial paralysis mode, it seemed to others that he just let out a "hum".
Still with a sneer tone.
Su Rou's face became even darker, she paused, and in the next second she appeared directly in front of Shen Shi, she sneered, and looked at Shen Shi with eyes full of hatred: "You are laughing at me What? National teacher."
No, I didn't mean that originally, Shen Shi thought, but since you've misunderstood, I'll admit it and forget it.
The otaku nodded, without any psychological burden. After finishing all this, Shen Shi raised his head to look at Su Rou, wanting to know what Su Rou's expression is now, but he found out that the heroine actually smiled!
He also smiled very nicely.
But the ominous premonition in my heart was more serious.
Wait, if I remember correctly, it seemed that the heroine arrived in front of me from the door in an instant?
Realizing this, the otaku is not good at all. The heroine who has space can appear out of thin air, but now she has even learned teleportation...
Is it really a man to give the heroine so many golden fingers?
Shen Shi kept complaining in his heart, but in front of him, the heroine smiled very kindly: "Master, do you still like the gift I gave you before?"
The otaku looked at her expressionlessly.
"If you don't talk, you like it?" Su Rou blinked her eyes, with a playful look: "Then, does the national teacher prefer to swim on the cliff, or do you prefer... the game of massacring the city?"
Shen Shi suddenly raised his head.
Fuck!Even if the male god and I were sneak attacked, the emotional massacre has nothing to do with you? !
Seeing Shen Shi like this, Su Rou took a few steps back, deliberately making a surprised expression: "Why such a reaction, could it be that you don't know?"
Shen Shi lowered his head and remained silent, his heart was very complicated, he knew that the heroine was blackened and psychopathic, but he thought that the heroine just hated him, but the current situation really made him not know what to say.
That's the lives of ten cities!The heroine, you are also a pure and kind-hearted existence in the original text, even if the plot is not right now, you have collapsed like this... Are you worthy of me, the author? !
However, the hostess quickly told Shen Shi that what she did was not the most sorry but even more sorry, and she raised an innocent smile again, saying: "This time the two countries are at war, the national teacher, you could have stayed in the temple to enjoy life , but you have to come here to suffer, if you want to say the reason... or the national teacher, you have already remembered the past, haven't you? About Xiao Minglie's fate."
As she said that, the smile on Su Rou's face deepened: "Although some things have changed now, as long as you have the heart, everything can be staged again, right? I just don't know that without me this time, Xiao Minglie What will be your fate?"
"Of course the fate will not be good." Su Rou's expression suddenly became cruel: "Look, National Teacher, the real game has just begun."
There was silence all around.
After Shen Shi listened to Su Rou's words in silence, he just felt that... the heroine seems to have suffered from a secondary illness again.
In the past, the otaku might be very entangled because of the heroine's words, but now everything is different.
You can't blame me for killing yourself, the otaku thought blankly, he raised his head and was about to say something, but only saw a strange smile suddenly appeared on the innocent face of the heroine.Such a smile startled Shen Shi, but Su Rou's figure gradually faded away.
This damn space.
Shen Shi was afraid that Su Rou would go out and cause damage, so he hurriedly put on his shoes and ran out. As soon as he reached the door, he heard a shout from outside: "It's on fire!"
Fuck!Really ruined it!
……
Shen Shi is in a complicated mood now.
Today's life is really too sad, the male ticket is in the stubborn and unlimited mode, the female lead is in the blackening unlimited mode, and he, who should have been a majestic villain, is not as good as a cook in a barracks kitchen.
The above are Shen Shi's mental activities after he saw that everyone in the kitchen was very agile in their hands and feet and successfully extinguished the fire.
#Being a villain is hard for you#
But it was also thanks to them that although there was a fire outside, there was not much loss, which is gratifying.
There were too many flaws in everything that happened that day, Shen Shi didn't even have the energy to think wildly, so he just continued to stand at the entrance of the camp and waited for Xiao Minglie to come back.
Oh, you mean the Cold War?That's right, I'm just waiting for someone who will never take the initiative to talk to him ╭(╯^╰)╮.
Hey, what is that look in your eyes?
Don't mind me, I'm just a watchdog.
After waiting, it was dusk again, and he saw the familiar voice from far away, Shen Shi adjusted his expression, watching the voice from far to near.
Xiao Minglie quickly approached Shen Shi, he got off his horse, wiped the blood on his hands indiscriminately, and said with a smile, "Ah Shi."
Shen Shi nodded coldly.
Xiao Minglie smiled, stretched out his right hand that had just been wiped clean, and grabbed Shen Shi's hand.
The two entered the tent together, and just as the curtain was lowered, the noble and cold look on Shen Shi's face disappeared in an instant, and he sat on the bed, exuding the aura of "I'm so annoying that you don't talk to me".
The emperor started to show off his cuteness routinely.
The fake national teacher finally softened his heart, or he was just pretending, and the otaku who was successfully delighted turned around and told Xiao Minglie about Su Rou's arrival today.
The smile on Xiao Minglie's face gradually faded, he sat by the bed with a deep expression.
Shen Shi quietly held Xiao Minglie's hand without saying anything.
This kind of silence lasted for a long time before Xiao Minglie opened his mouth: "There will always be a price."
Shen Shi nodded and hummed, seeing that the face of the male god in front of him was still in a bad mood, he decisively decided to say something to divert the topic, after thinking about it, the otaku asked, "How is the recent battle going?"
"Nine cities have been taken back." Xiao Minglie said: "After taking back the last one tomorrow, we will attack Ziyun Pass. It will not be easy to stop at Ziyun Pass. I am afraid that all the troops of the Northern Huns will be concentrated there. .”
Shen Shi could not agree more, and there is such a big killer as the heroine.
But now the point is not this, Shen Shi thought of what Su Rou said about Xiao Minglie's fate in the afternoon, and felt very uncomfortable: "Tomorrow, no, it's going to the battle later, you have to take me there."
The emperor fell silent again.
Shen Shi: "..." Is this the rhythm of continuing the Cold War?
The otaku was very upset in his heart, he looked straight at Xiao Minglie, and got the iceberg skill.
This time, the male god did not remain stubborn. When he raised his head to look at Shen, a gentle smile suddenly appeared on his expressionless face, and said, "Okay."
The otaku blinked, did I hear correctly, did the male god agree to me just now?
Xiao Minglie smiled slightly.
The pseudo national teacher who reacted quickly stretched out his claws to hold Xiao Minglie's hand: "Don't go back on your word."
Xiao Mingzheng nodded with a gentle smile, and Shen Shi stared blankly at the face of the male god. I don't know whether it was because he was relaxed or something. God smiles, that feeling of spring coming.
It's a pity that I can't do something at this time, the otaku thought very immorally.
Hmm... I'll make it up later.
In other words, it is a one-way cold war between otaku and male gods.
Xiao Mingzheng is still the same as usual, his style of painting changes throughout the day, he can't be more domineering when he leads troops out in a cool and cool manner every morning, and when he comes back in the afternoon, he will act coquettishly and play cute and ask the otaku to eat together, and at night, all kinds of hooligans coax the otaku to go to bed together.
I am sulking in my own life, but the other party doesn't feel anything. This kind of thing makes the otaku feel very uncomfortable, and what is even more disturbing is... He has already made up his mind to fight coldly, but the other party will soften his heart when he is coquettish. What's the matter? !
It was such a sad day.
Shen Shi lay on the bed and opened his eyes to look at the ceiling. Beside him, Xiao Minglie's hand was on his waist, and he was already asleep.
It is also a crime that the qaq male ticket looks too foul.
Shen Shi thought unkindly in his heart, if you weren't my boyfriend, I would have kicked you down a long time ago.
But now... Shen Shi closes his eyes and pulls the quilt back up. It's fine because you're so tired. I'm a considerate and good companion.
Good night, man.
Early in the morning, Shen Shi opened his eyes, tilted his head habitually, and sure enough, Xiao Minglie had disappeared.
It's like this again, don't take me with you, counting that eight of the ten cities that were previously occupied and slaughtered have been recaptured. If this continues, I'm afraid that when Ziyun Pass is formally attacked, I will have nothing to do.
The otaku sat up with a face full of resentment, his heart stabbed fiercely, Xiao Minglie, can you die if you compromise? !Why are you so stubborn?At that time, if you are attacked on the battlefield, is it to make me a widow?
No, what widowhood? !It's over, I'm already so angry that my nerves are out of order.
It's just sad.
The previous resentful face instantly turned into a sad face. After wandering like this for more than ten minutes, the otaku rubbed his face and adjusted his facial expression to the normal noble and glamorous mode.
When the male god came back and continued grinding, Shen Shi clenched his fists in his heart.
The determined otaku felt that he was particularly mighty and domineering, but this illusion was completely dispelled when the female voice next to his ear remembered it.
"Did you sleep well? National teacher."
The mighty and domineering otaku froze. This voice... He turned his head. Su Rou stood at the entrance of the tent and smiled at him.
... She is really a heroine!
Shen Shi didn't even bother to complain about his bad luck attribute, he looked up at the heroine who looked very small and fresh and had a dark lotus heart, and squinted his eyes.
Is there room for momentarily greatness?
Now I am also a man who has obtained the golden finger of inheritance, comparable to Popeye!
Thinking of this, Shen Shi withdrew his gaze and performed the big facial paralysis. According to past experience, the most unbearable thing for a character like the heroine who is shrouded in Mary Su's halo is the ignorance of others, oh, especially those who hate in her heart.
Three, two, one, Shen Shi counted silently in his heart, and then looked at the ladylike heroine with a ferocious expression.
Hmm... that's right, I'm used to seeing your ferocious appearance when you face me, and your kind appearance just now really made me feel terrified.
#I am not shaking m#
"Your expression..." Su Rou's face was cold: "Every time I see your expression, I want to say..."
Camu Angbei nose?Shen Shi unconsciously took Su Rou's words in his heart, and then couldn't help laughing, although in the facial paralysis mode, it seemed to others that he just let out a "hum".
Still with a sneer tone.
Su Rou's face became even darker, she paused, and in the next second she appeared directly in front of Shen Shi, she sneered, and looked at Shen Shi with eyes full of hatred: "You are laughing at me What? National teacher."
No, I didn't mean that originally, Shen Shi thought, but since you've misunderstood, I'll admit it and forget it.
The otaku nodded, without any psychological burden. After finishing all this, Shen Shi raised his head to look at Su Rou, wanting to know what Su Rou's expression is now, but he found out that the heroine actually smiled!
He also smiled very nicely.
But the ominous premonition in my heart was more serious.
Wait, if I remember correctly, it seemed that the heroine arrived in front of me from the door in an instant?
Realizing this, the otaku is not good at all. The heroine who has space can appear out of thin air, but now she has even learned teleportation...
Is it really a man to give the heroine so many golden fingers?
Shen Shi kept complaining in his heart, but in front of him, the heroine smiled very kindly: "Master, do you still like the gift I gave you before?"
The otaku looked at her expressionlessly.
"If you don't talk, you like it?" Su Rou blinked her eyes, with a playful look: "Then, does the national teacher prefer to swim on the cliff, or do you prefer... the game of massacring the city?"
Shen Shi suddenly raised his head.
Fuck!Even if the male god and I were sneak attacked, the emotional massacre has nothing to do with you? !
Seeing Shen Shi like this, Su Rou took a few steps back, deliberately making a surprised expression: "Why such a reaction, could it be that you don't know?"
Shen Shi lowered his head and remained silent, his heart was very complicated, he knew that the heroine was blackened and psychopathic, but he thought that the heroine just hated him, but the current situation really made him not know what to say.
That's the lives of ten cities!The heroine, you are also a pure and kind-hearted existence in the original text, even if the plot is not right now, you have collapsed like this... Are you worthy of me, the author? !
However, the hostess quickly told Shen Shi that what she did was not the most sorry but even more sorry, and she raised an innocent smile again, saying: "This time the two countries are at war, the national teacher, you could have stayed in the temple to enjoy life , but you have to come here to suffer, if you want to say the reason... or the national teacher, you have already remembered the past, haven't you? About Xiao Minglie's fate."
As she said that, the smile on Su Rou's face deepened: "Although some things have changed now, as long as you have the heart, everything can be staged again, right? I just don't know that without me this time, Xiao Minglie What will be your fate?"
"Of course the fate will not be good." Su Rou's expression suddenly became cruel: "Look, National Teacher, the real game has just begun."
There was silence all around.
After Shen Shi listened to Su Rou's words in silence, he just felt that... the heroine seems to have suffered from a secondary illness again.
In the past, the otaku might be very entangled because of the heroine's words, but now everything is different.
You can't blame me for killing yourself, the otaku thought blankly, he raised his head and was about to say something, but only saw a strange smile suddenly appeared on the innocent face of the heroine.Such a smile startled Shen Shi, but Su Rou's figure gradually faded away.
This damn space.
Shen Shi was afraid that Su Rou would go out and cause damage, so he hurriedly put on his shoes and ran out. As soon as he reached the door, he heard a shout from outside: "It's on fire!"
Fuck!Really ruined it!
……
Shen Shi is in a complicated mood now.
Today's life is really too sad, the male ticket is in the stubborn and unlimited mode, the female lead is in the blackening unlimited mode, and he, who should have been a majestic villain, is not as good as a cook in a barracks kitchen.
The above are Shen Shi's mental activities after he saw that everyone in the kitchen was very agile in their hands and feet and successfully extinguished the fire.
#Being a villain is hard for you#
But it was also thanks to them that although there was a fire outside, there was not much loss, which is gratifying.
There were too many flaws in everything that happened that day, Shen Shi didn't even have the energy to think wildly, so he just continued to stand at the entrance of the camp and waited for Xiao Minglie to come back.
Oh, you mean the Cold War?That's right, I'm just waiting for someone who will never take the initiative to talk to him ╭(╯^╰)╮.
Hey, what is that look in your eyes?
Don't mind me, I'm just a watchdog.
After waiting, it was dusk again, and he saw the familiar voice from far away, Shen Shi adjusted his expression, watching the voice from far to near.
Xiao Minglie quickly approached Shen Shi, he got off his horse, wiped the blood on his hands indiscriminately, and said with a smile, "Ah Shi."
Shen Shi nodded coldly.
Xiao Minglie smiled, stretched out his right hand that had just been wiped clean, and grabbed Shen Shi's hand.
The two entered the tent together, and just as the curtain was lowered, the noble and cold look on Shen Shi's face disappeared in an instant, and he sat on the bed, exuding the aura of "I'm so annoying that you don't talk to me".
The emperor started to show off his cuteness routinely.
The fake national teacher finally softened his heart, or he was just pretending, and the otaku who was successfully delighted turned around and told Xiao Minglie about Su Rou's arrival today.
The smile on Xiao Minglie's face gradually faded, he sat by the bed with a deep expression.
Shen Shi quietly held Xiao Minglie's hand without saying anything.
This kind of silence lasted for a long time before Xiao Minglie opened his mouth: "There will always be a price."
Shen Shi nodded and hummed, seeing that the face of the male god in front of him was still in a bad mood, he decisively decided to say something to divert the topic, after thinking about it, the otaku asked, "How is the recent battle going?"
"Nine cities have been taken back." Xiao Minglie said: "After taking back the last one tomorrow, we will attack Ziyun Pass. It will not be easy to stop at Ziyun Pass. I am afraid that all the troops of the Northern Huns will be concentrated there. .”
Shen Shi could not agree more, and there is such a big killer as the heroine.
But now the point is not this, Shen Shi thought of what Su Rou said about Xiao Minglie's fate in the afternoon, and felt very uncomfortable: "Tomorrow, no, it's going to the battle later, you have to take me there."
The emperor fell silent again.
Shen Shi: "..." Is this the rhythm of continuing the Cold War?
The otaku was very upset in his heart, he looked straight at Xiao Minglie, and got the iceberg skill.
This time, the male god did not remain stubborn. When he raised his head to look at Shen, a gentle smile suddenly appeared on his expressionless face, and said, "Okay."
The otaku blinked, did I hear correctly, did the male god agree to me just now?
Xiao Minglie smiled slightly.
The pseudo national teacher who reacted quickly stretched out his claws to hold Xiao Minglie's hand: "Don't go back on your word."
Xiao Mingzheng nodded with a gentle smile, and Shen Shi stared blankly at the face of the male god. I don't know whether it was because he was relaxed or something. God smiles, that feeling of spring coming.
It's a pity that I can't do something at this time, the otaku thought very immorally.
Hmm... I'll make it up later.
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