Counterattack life dressed as a brother

Fortunately, Zhang Jingyang didn't know what Zhang Guyuan was thinking, otherwise he must have been speechless for a while.As soon as the third theme came out, Zhang Jingyang immediately thought of "Snow Plum One" by Lu Meipo in Song Dynasty

Mei Xue struggled for spring and refused to surrender.

Meixu is three points inferior to snow, but snow is inferior to plum for a period of fragrance

This poem won him second place, but the last sentence, Mei Xu is inferior to Xue Xue, but Xue loses Mei Duanxiang. As soon as Liu Yuanwai, who presided over the competition, read this sentence, the literati present couldn't help but stare at Zhang Jingyang Ye Xiangbei's eyes were full of surprises.

He went forward to chat with Zhang Jingyang, Zhang Jingyang took a step back and smiled politely, but Ye Xiangbei felt an inexplicable sense of distance.

The second round began, and Liu Yuan went out to the Shanglian: the fan is in the hand, and the fan is shaking the phoenix.

Zhang Jingyang said, and was the first to answer: the boots are under the feet, and the boots walk the dragon.

Liu Yuanwai nodded, and said again: "The white fan embroidered with the white dragon breathes the wind but not the rain."

Zhang Jingyang: Colorful fans embroidered with colorful butterflies can walk but not fly.

Liu Yuanwai: Ups and downs, warm and cold, looking everywhere.

"Yingying Yanyan, flowers and leaves, Qingqing at night and at night." I also want to be heard to say it first.

Zhang Jingyang glanced at him with a smile, but couldn't see the smile.He said it a second late.But Ye Xiangbei didn't know, he looked at Zhang Jingyang with pride in his eyes, full of praise.

Zhang Jingyang didn't look at Liu Yuan who was waiting for him to go out to ask questions. In the end, there were more than 20 pairs. Zhang Jingyang answered 17 pairs and won without any surprise.Immediately began the third round of crossword puzzles, the beginning is still simple, "a little bit, one sideways, two eyes, one stare."

"Six." This kind of elementary school students know it, and Zhang Jingyang couldn't help but feel a little happy. This kind was his favorite when he was a child.

Liu Yuanwai: first-class standard.

Zhang Jingyang: "Huai."

"Shi Dakai."

A young man in red clothes said: "Yan."

"Introduction to Arch Pigs"

Zhang Jingyang: "Awk"

"Extremely generous."

Ye Xiangbei: "Back"

"" Walk out of the boudoir and get acquainted. "

Zhang Jingyang: "Good"

One thousand one night

——J

72 hour

--crystal

Moonlight in front of the bed

—— Kuang

take half, leave half

--thunder

bite half

--name

January [-]st is not today

--bright

ask for half, throw half

--Milk

Comprehensive store

- noisy

……

100 crossword puzzles, Zhang Jingyang answered more than 70 by himself, many of which he threw out without even thinking. Seeing that Zhang Jingyang was about to leave, he quickly stopped him.

"Jingyang, please don't leave, can you tell me if you are married? As Xiaye Xiangbei said just now, I have a younger sister in my family who lives in Beijing. The family is relatively rich. I have already passed the examination of a scholar. Now that I know where Jingyang's family is, can I propose marriage?"

Before Zhang Jingyang answered, Zhang Guyuan walked over, without even looking at him, he said softly to Zhang Jingyang: "Young husband is awesome, you are tired, I will carry you, let's go back to the inn."

Zhang Jingyang felt that there was nothing interesting, so he agreed, and under Ye Xiangbei's gaze, he climbed onto Zhang Guyuan's back.

When the person walked away and saw the back, Ye Xiangbei fell into deep thought. After a while, he covered his heart, full of sadness, and paid homage to himself. This love has withered before it even started.

Walking on the road, Zhang Guyuan couldn't help stretching out his hand, and slapped Zhang Jingyang on the buttocks, "Why are you walking so close to others? Come out to have fun, there are people asking for marriage."

With a dark face, Zhang Jingyang touched his buttocks, gritted his teeth and said, "Zhang Guyuan, are you capable? How dare you hit me." And he even spanked his buttocks.

He lay down on Zhang Guyuan's face and took a bite. After the bite, he felt unresponsive, and he was ready to take revenge, just to get some benefits. Who knew that Zhang Guyuan actually put him down at this moment, and Zhang Jingyang went back and forth with him a few times. Son, he couldn't help being a little angry when he found that he couldn't reach his ass, he smiled and said, "You'd better let me call back now, otherwise, we won't be done today."

Zhang Guyuan looked at him, both angry and funny, he didn't take this sentence seriously, "Don't get so close to others in the future, especially those men, and those scholars, every one of them is a scum of poetry and prose. , don't look at him on the surface, but they are all bad inside. For example, Zhang Qingyu dared to attack you. Who knows what that person was like just now? The two of you even chatted on the stage. I'm very happy, you still smile at others." The more Zhang Guyuan said, the more aggrieved he became, and the jealousy in his heart was sour.

Zhang Jingyang didn't seem to want to talk to him. He was always thinking about the slap he was slapped. It didn't matter whether it hurt or not. Zhang Guyuan looked at it.

Seeing that the little husband didn't speak, and puffed his mouth angrily, how cute he was, he felt that the description was a bit inappropriate, but unfortunately he didn't know there was a word called cute.Otherwise, you can find a description, and he couldn't help but feel a little broken, he turned his head and bent down, "Okay, come up, let's go back to the inn first, but Yangyang must stay away from those guys in the future."

When Zhang Jingyang saw Zhang Guyuan who turned around, his eyes flickered. He quickly walked in and stretched out his hand. He slapped his ass a few times and rubbed it lightly. It felt super good. , so elastic.

Zhang Guyuan was a little dazed and didn't realize it for a while. When he did, he stood up and turned around, and saw his little husband with a grievance on his face and tears in his eyes, "Let you hit me just now, let you Bullying me, I didn't say anything, you just treated me like this, obviously someone else came over just now, I didn't pay much attention, and you still hit me."

Now Zhang Guyuan panicked, "I just hit him lightly, it shouldn't hurt, don't cry, isn't it all back?"

"Wow..." It's okay if you don't coax, Zhang Jingyang cried even more when he opened his mouth, Zhang Guyuan panicked, obviously he just patted his butt lightly, he didn't expect his little husband's reaction to be so strong , He thought of various ways to comfort him, but he was indifferent.

"What exactly does Yang Yang want to say? Don't cry, okay. I won't do anything again. Why don't you call back?"

Hearing the latter sentence, Zhang Jingyang cried a little less. He changed his hand to a handkerchief and wiped away his tears, "Do you really want me to call back?"

Seeing that the little husband finally stopped crying, Zhang Guyuan breathed a sigh of relief, "Of course."

"Then you turn around."

Zhang Guyuan turned around when he heard it. At this moment, Zhang Jingyang didn't have the grievance just now, his eyes were full of smiles. In order to prevent his voice from being revealed, he coughed lightly, and then stretched out his hand on Zhang Guyuan's buttocks. pat on the top, "Papa, papa, papa..."