Become a big brother's domestic rabbit

If anyone is willing to give Shi Guiwu a time machine, he will definitely run out of the villa without looking back after stealing the man's food, and find a safe place to enjoy the food.

Rather than foolishly waiting for someone to catch him in the man's territory.

Also presumptuously thinking that men wouldn't know he was here.

Although he didn't know how the man found him in the study.

But it didn't prevent him from falling into the hands of a man again unluckily.

The man also asked if he wanted it steamed or braised.

If you ask him if he wants to eat steamed or braised in brown sauce, he will happily answer that he wants both. Steamed with one hand and braised with braised in brown sauce, it tastes delicious.

But now he is steamed or braised.

Sorry, he doesn't want to.

He just wants to live!

Dog human ￥%@#&...

Shi Gui Wu was picked up cursing.

"Oh, forgot you can't talk."

The man said hypocritically.

Then do you still remember that I'm just a poor, ordinary bunny who not only can't speak but also can't understand you?

Shi Guiwu kicked his legs in vain in mid-air, but it was useless, so he gave up.

"Then let me answer for you."

The man looked at him and said thoughtfully: "The steamed taste is a bit bland, the braised rabbit tastes good, and I can accept the spicy rabbit head, then..."

Shi Guiwu: "??"

Just what!Just what!

Can young people talk about martial arts, and treat him as food!

Young man, I advise you to be kind, if you dare to eat me, you will die soon.

However, no matter how loud the roar in Shi Guiwu's heart was, the man could not hear it or not, and carried him out of the study leisurely.

He also lightly dropped another sentence.

"Then let's have one."

Shi Guiwu's eyes widened, he really thought that the man wanted to chop him up into pieces, steamed and braised... No, the important thing now is not to think about these things, but how to escape from the man's palm.

Just as he was thinking about the possibility of expending his spiritual power to forcefully transform back into a human, the man stopped, and then locked Shi Guiwu into a small iron cage, the space inside was only twice that of the little rabbit demon. big bar.

Then the iron door of the cage clanged and was locked by the man.

He is locked up and will soon be sent to the dinner table.

Wan Duzi, if he changed into a human being just now, there might still be a glimmer of life, but now that he missed the opportunity, Shi Guiwu is desperate.

In such a narrow cage, even if he wanted to change into a human being, he couldn't change it, because the cage couldn't fit, and there wasn't enough space for him to use it.

He rested his two little paws on the iron rod sadly, trying to squeeze his head out through the gap, and his Mao Mao's face instantly transformed into an emoji.

Of course, these are just futile, and it is useless to work for a long time.

His skull was still so painful that it was almost cracked.

He had no choice but to slump down, hugging Fenfen's long ears and sighing, planning to wait until he got out of this cage before thinking of a solution.

The man locked him in the living room and left. The little girl was nowhere to be seen, and neither was the servant. I don't know if the man ordered him not to come over or what.

The afternoon after dinner made people drowsy the most. Shi Guiwu sat and hugged his ears and fell asleep.

He didn't know how long he had been in a deep sleep, but he was woken up by a bluffing male voice.

A young man in pure white sportswear changed his shoes at the door by himself, walked in carelessly with something in his hand, and asked in confusion: "Hey, why is there no one here? Ying Wenyun, you didn't know if you called me over Greeting me downstairs is really annoying."

He had a loud voice, shouting the man's name upstairs, that's how Shi Guiwu was woken up.

Opening his eyes with a disturbed face, he saw that this person did not notice his existence at the first time, he just put the things he was carrying firmly on the sofa, and then went straight to the refrigerator in the kitchen, as if he was in his own Everyone didn't notice anything, took a bottle of iced Coke for himself, took a sip, and hiccupped comfortably.

Shi Guiwu hid in the cage and observed, staring curiously at the drink in his hand, it was black, he had seen it in the refrigerator when he ate it secretly, it was neatly arranged in a long row, just because he hadn't seen it Don't dare to touch this kind of thing.

Now seeing that person drinking it refreshingly, it seems to be quite delicious, and I also want to taste it for no reason.

"Phew, the Happy Water in the Fat House is cool, and it's not in vain for me to come all the way here, but the reason why Ying Wenyun called me here is probably because of the little boy last time."

The man muttered to himself, Shi Guiwu heard him say this.

The visitor, Zhao Zijuan, hadn't seen anyone coming downstairs for a long time, so he picked up his mobile phone and called Ying Wenyun, who hung up after the ringtone.

He has gotten used to his friend's way of doing things, like hanging up the phone directly means that he knows, so he is not annoyed, puts away the phone as if nothing had happened, and plans to get a shower to water the flowers on the windowsill.

He likes flowers, and every time he comes here, it is always necessary to water the flowers, and sometimes he will go to the gardener who takes care of the flowers to ask for advice on how to grow flowers. Not only is he not bored, but he enjoys it.

As a result, after walking two steps, he turned his eyes and found a little guy who was almost impossible to appear here.

Immediately interested.

Shi Guiwu was secretly observing the person coming in the cage, thinking about the chances of asking him to help open the cage, when the person turned around and walked towards him.

Then squatted halfway in front of the cage, facing him.

He was sized up with a strange look, and after a while, the other party said in an exaggerated tone:

"Gosh, look what I see here? Rabbit! A cute and cute bunny! It's still alive!"

Shi Guiwu: "..."

Are you alright?

This human seems to have a bad brain.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is the first time I saw a live animal here in Ying Wenyun, and it was a cute and timid rabbit. What a debuff, no matter what animal is afraid of him, it's so pathetic."

It was so pitiful that every time he thought of it, he always laughed and mocked his friend unceremoniously, Zhao Zijuan laughed in his heart, and said in admiration: "I thought I would never see an animal getting close to Ying Wenyun. Little cutie, did you stay by yourself?"

Shi Guiwu: "...??"

Shi Guiwu looked at him with a mentally retarded look.

How is your brain?

Didn't you see that I was locked in a cage and couldn't get out?

Can't you see the big cage in front of you?

He was so angry that he turned his back to prevent himself from being infected by mentally retarded humans.

In the future, he will rely on his clever little brain to implement independent plans, and he doesn't bother to play with humans with broken brains.

However, just because he doesn't care about people doesn't mean that the other party will let him go.

The mentally handicapped human put a finger into the cage and poked Shi Guiwu's chubby little butt, teasing him, "Hey, little rabbit, when did you get raised by Ying Wenyun? I don't think I've seen you the last time I came here." .”

Shi Guiwu moved his butt and ignored people, thinking that one or two of these human beings were sick, and asked him every day, have you ever seen a rabbit that could talk?

Although he is a demon, his cultivation base is still shallow, and he cannot speak human words in his original form.

Seeing that Shi Guiwu was indifferent, this person kept harassing him, poking him with his fingers and not talking, and talking non-stop, making Shi Guiwu so annoying that he waved his ears angrily to knock the disturbing rabbit away. hands.

"What are you doing."

Fortunately, not long after, a sound of nature saved Shi Guiwu, saved him from being teased, and allowed him a moment of peace.

Although the owner of Tian Lai Zhi Yin was the culprit who put him in the cage.

Seeing that his friend finally came down, Zhao Zijuan, who had played with the rabbit enough, stood up contentedly, clapped his hands and looked at the master standing on the stairs, and said with a smile: "Didn't you see it, I was playing with your little rabbit, he really so cute."

Even when facing his friend, Ying Wenyun's expression didn't change much, and he said in a tone like facing an insignificant stranger: "He is not my rabbit, he came here from somewhere to make trouble, and I locked him up. "

"You are willing to keep such a cute little rabbit in a narrow cage. Do you really have the heart?" Zhao Zijuan shook his head and said sadly: "Even if he makes trouble, it must be because he wants someone to play with him, and you But you treat Tutu like this, you let me down."

Ying Wenyun walked downstairs, already used to his showmanship, and just ignored him, "I didn't call you here to talk about these things, but to see a doctor."

Zhao Zijuan suddenly cheered up and said excitedly: "I know, did the little boy need me to check his body last time? In fact, his body and his injuries are not very serious, and he will be fine after a while of cultivation, but you let me do it again. I would be more than happy to check it out, after all he is so beautiful, especially those eyes.

This is the first time I have seen someone with red eyes, like two beautiful clear rubies.But speaking of it, Ying Wenyun, you are really powerful, you have come to hide in a golden house without saying a word, and the one hiding is still a beautiful woman, your family probably doesn't know about it..."

Zhao Zijuan was indeed a chatterbox, especially when it came to topics he was interested in, he couldn't hold back when he opened his mouth. He chattered and winked at Ying Wenyun ambiguously.

Shi Guiwu only realized that this human being was talking about him, and belatedly guessed that the red eyes were different pupils in the human world?I was about to listen more, but was interrupted by the man.

"Okay, don't keep thinking about things, he left a long time ago, it has nothing to do with me calling you here."

"Ah? Left?" Zhao Zijuan looked a little dazed and disappointed, "No, don't you like that little boy? You didn't stop him when he left. Then why do you care so much about him? Save it."

"But saving someone, I have nothing to do with him." Ying Wenyun looked very indifferent, and didn't intend to say more about it, pointing to Shi Guiwu in the cage, and said, "Show him."

"Who?" Zhao Zijuan followed his friend's fingers and looked into the cage, looking dumbfounded and unbelievable.

He glanced at the rabbit locked in the cage, then looked back at his friend, and then pointed at himself with a confused face and said, "You said you want me to treat the rabbit...? Are you sure you are right?"

Ying Wenyun gave an affirmative answer.

"?? Are you crazy or am I? I'm a doctor but not a veterinarian!"

Zhao Zijuan felt that his status as a great doctor had been insulted, so he quit, and looked at Ying Wenyun accusingly, asking him to give an explanation.

"For you, doctors and veterinarians are similar, at least they have something in common, you can do it anyway, can't you?"

Ying Wenyun looked back at him lightly, and asked with a little doubt: "Or, your skills are not good? Do you think you can't do it?"

As a good friend for many years, he knew that the provocative method was the most useful for Zhao Zijuan. Sure enough, Zhao Zijuan was enraged by his words, rolled up his sleeves and said, "I look down on you! Isn't it just a rabbit? I don't believe it. I still can't handle it." !"