A kitten dressed as a disabled boss

Fu Bai was tricked by the general and was very angry. He was so angry that he ate a whole bag of cat food biscuits. When he got home, he deliberately jumped out of the car door first, wagging his tail, and a cat entered the house without looking back.

Huo Yunchen and Uncle Chen who got out of the car later looked at him.

Uncle Chen laughed and said, "Xiaobai seems to be angry with Mr.

Huo Yunchen's eyes were soft, green eyes quietly staring at Xiaobai's chubby back, and asked: "Uncle Chen, do you think Xiaobai has suddenly become smarter?"

"Well, I've become smarter." Uncle Chen pushed Huo Yunchen's wheelchair into the house.

Huo Yunchen said: "He seems to have become a spirit, is this normal?"

Uncle Chen burst out laughing, "Of course it's normal, animals have human nature and are very smart, General, you don't suspect that something is wrong with Xiaobai, do you?"

Huo Yunchen frowned slightly, "You think it's normal for him to behave like this?"

Why does he look abnormal everywhere?

This little cat obviously learned how to nod in the car, but deliberately pretended not to, and then nodded because he really wanted to eat biscuits. So shrewd, are you sure a cat can do it?

Uncle Chen pushed Huo Yunchen to the living room, tapped the terminal on his left wrist a few times, and then swipe his finger to project the information in the terminal into the air, and many video interfaces immediately appeared on the transparent blue light screen.

Uncle Chen made a choice, and clicked a video, "General, look at this, this is a pet blogger I have been following on the Internet, and this kitten she raises is very human, the kitten will respond to everything the owner says, and it is also very friendly." He will open the door and open the cabinet to steal cat food."

Huo Yunchen watched the video quietly. The raccoon cat in it was stealing cat food from the cabinet. On the way, the owner came from the living room. The kitten actually hid the unfinished cat food under the bed, and then put it on the floor by itself. sleep.

If the owner hadn't installed cameras everywhere, it is estimated that the kitten would not have been found stealing food.

"General, take a look, is this cat the same as becoming a spirit? It has many other tricks, I'll show you." Uncle Chen flipped through a few more videos for Huo Yunchen to watch, all of them were like this A cat, all kinds of behaviors are really like a spirit, extremely smart and clever.

Huo Yunchen was silent.

Uncle Chen glanced at his face, smiled and said: "General, you don't like surfing the Internet, and you don't like watching short pet videos like this, so I don't know that many cats and dogs are actually very smart, especially smart enough to understand human nature. , I see, our Xiaobai is almost smart enough to understand human nature now, if we shoot a video of him and post it on the Internet, he will definitely become an internet celebrity kitten quickly."

Is it really?

After watching the video just now, Huo Yunchen felt that what Uncle Chen said made sense on the one hand, and on the other hand felt that his Xiaobai was more than that.

He has an inexplicable intuition - his Xiaobai is smarter than the raccoon cat in the video!

Just thinking about the kitten, I saw him get out from nowhere, his hind legs stood up, his short hands rested on the sofa, his big black eyes stared round at the blue screen in the sky.

Fu Bai hadn't quite understood the blue screen from a distance just now, but now that he got closer, he realized that it was just like the sci-fi movies he had watched before, and the screen could be projected in the air.

From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the black bracelet on Uncle Chen's wrist. There was a blue screen on it, which was the source of the projection in the air.

Is this the mobile phone or computer of this world?

So advanced.

He wants to play.

Fu Bai scratched at the blue screen in the air with his claws, and said "meow" to Huo Yunchen.

I want to play, play with me for a while.

Huo Yunchen understood his appeal, hugged him to his lap, and dragged the blue screen down a little so that the kitten's paws could touch it: "Let's play, what do you want to play?"

Fu Bai wasn't stupid either. He pretended to be a curious little cat, and his paws slid across the screen randomly, without any real sense of touch, but something seemed to sense him, and a live broadcast room jumped out.

"Old friends, double-click 666. If you think my sister sings well, give me a lot of money, and if she sings badly, give me a thumbs up. Thanks to the old friends, I will give you the song "Drunken Butterfly"."

An elder sister who had been severely skinned was wearing fancy clothes and started singing drunken butterflies with a microphone.

Three black lines slid down Fu Bai's forehead, but because he was a cat, he couldn't swipe away immediately. Fortunately, Uncle Chen was a little shy for some reason, so he clicked the exit button for him, but Uncle Chen was also clumsy, so he accidentally clicked on the other button. A live broadcast room.

This time it was a very cute young lady loli, she was wearing a maid costume, she winked at the camera, and said coquettishly, "Master, do you have anything to tell Xiaochan today?"

Ga-ga-ga-ga-

The air was full of embarrassment, Fu Bai and Huo Yunchen looked at Uncle Chen at the same time, with expressions that were a little hard to explain.

Uncle Chen was 45 years old, his face immediately flushed red, he quickly exited the website, took back his terminal, and explained anxiously: "General, listen to me, I am not such a person, I definitely did not watch such things in private! "

Huo Yunchen patted Uncle Chen's arm, "Uncle Chen, you don't need to explain, I understand you."

People who are already five years old and have not yet married a wife, so it is not difficult for people to accept some special hobbies.

Uncle Chen knew from the general's expression that he must have misunderstood, and quickly waved his hands, "No, really not, general, listen to me, I never watch this kind of stuff."

Because of Uncle Chen's face, Huo Yunchen nodded solemnly, "Yes, I know."

Fu Bai also nodded, "Meow."

Uncle Chen, don't worry, we won't laugh at you!

Uncle Chen: "..."

You one person and one cat don't believe me at all, do you?

Uncle Chen was angry, and he decided not to cook at night.

No more cat food for Xiaobai.

snort!

Let's go there alone, one by one!

Seeing the back of Uncle Chen leaving angrily, Fu Bai grabbed the general's hand and meowed worriedly.

Huo Yunchen rubbed his head: "Don't worry, Uncle Chen will never be angry for more than an hour. After an hour, he will be what he should be."

"Meow."

That's it, that meow is relieved.

But without Uncle Chen, there would be no Internet to watch. Fu Bai looked at the general's wrist, and there was no black bracelet on either hand. He raised his paw to pat it, and raised his head: "Meow."

Don't you have internet?

Huo Yunchen overturned Uncle Chen's opinion in his heart again, his little white is really smarter than that raccoon cat, he understands human nature, but it's not as simple as understanding human nature.

At this moment, Huo Yunchen was like an explorer who discovered an unowned planet. He not only indulged Xiao Bai's abnormality, but also enjoyed the surprise Xiao Bai brought him, "Want to go online?"

Fu Bai blinked and pretended not to understand, but he didn't know that some of his subconscious behaviors had long made people suspect him—after all, he was facing the most powerful General Alpha in the empire.

Huo Yunchen didn't have a terminal on his wrist, because he was suspended at home now, and no one was looking for him. Besides, he himself didn't like surfing the Internet, and he was a general with an old cadre style.

But since Xiaobai wanted to play, he went to the bedroom and found out his terminal and gave it to him, and showed him how to open the terminal and how to surf the Internet.

Fu Bai nestled in the man's arms, watching his operation intently. It was actually not difficult. It was the same as his previous Internet access, but the carrier was different.

"Will it be?" Huo Yunchen asked in a low voice.

Fu Bai almost nodded again, but fortunately he held back in time, raised his chin, and looked at the man: "Meow." Don't always ask me like this, it's easy for me to reveal my secrets.

Huo Yunchen's eyes were dark: "Just nod when you meet."

Fu Bai rolled his eyes, thinking that he already knows how to nod when he hears it, so if the general said this, it's okay for him to nod back, right?

Thinking of this, Fu Bai nodded cutely.

The corners of Huo Yunchen's lips curled up slightly, "Then let's play with it."

He handed his terminal to Fu Bai.

With the terminal in his mouth, Fu Bai jumped off his legs, ran to the balcony outside the French window, and nested there to mess around with himself.Just kidding, can it be okay to not be messy, the general is watching him there, if he is very good at using the terminal, will the general arrest him immediately and send him to the research institute for dissection?

Terrible terrible.

You can't show your stuff!

Huo Yunchen looked at Xiaobai for a while and then went out.

He felt that his kitten might need a little time alone, otherwise he was afraid that he would be so messed up all the time.

After leaving the door, Huo Yunchen curled up his lips in an inscrutable way, suddenly feeling a little hopeful for these dark days.