Cannon Fodder Has Love Dissipation System

Leng Han swallowed hard, and replied with trembling hands: "Let's add QQ, I don't use WeChat very often." QQ trumpet is easier to apply for, and he is still a love master wearing a vest!

"Okay!" Yu Yansheng readily agreed.

The two quickly exchanged contact information and added friends so that they could chat in real time.

Yu Yansheng immediately asked for advice humbly: "Mr. Gao, what kind of place do you think is the best place to choose for a first date?"

He planned to take advantage of the good weather these few days and go out with Yuan Heqing to let the wind go.But after all, two people just got together, and the first date should always leave some good memories.So he thought of a bunch of resorts suitable for couples to go out, both moving and quiet, but he still couldn't make up his mind.

Leng Han was originally sitting in the small flower hall downstairs drinking tea, when he saw this news, he immediately rushed upstairs to the study room, flipping through "Date Battle" and "Eight Tips for First Dates" while replying Said: "I suggest to go to the playground."

"Will it be too traditional?" Yu Yansheng was a little worried, "It always feels like it lacks something new."

"Even if the trick is old enough, it will work." Leng Han was full of confidence, "Think about it, there are many exciting high-altitude projects in the playground, can you hold hands and hug naturally at this time? And there are all kinds of food for sale inside, Is it possible to feed intimately at this time?"

Yu Yansheng suddenly realized: "I understand, Mr. Gao, you really deserve to be a master of love!"

The mother-fetal single Leng Han accepted his compliment cheekily and without blushing: "After all, I have experienced many battles and have rich experience."

Therefore, Yu Yansheng, who got the true biography of the master of love, greatly increased his confidence, studied the route and plan for the whole night, and excitedly dragged Yuan Heqing out of bed early the next morning, intending to drag him to the amusement park.

"So early?" Yuan Heqing rubbed his eyes in a daze, and yawned, "Why does Tangbuku Playground open so early?"

The playground he mentioned was very close to the residence of the two of them, and it was also within the radiating range of the University of Science and Technology. It was well-equipped and luxuriously decorated, making it a good place for leisure and entertainment.But the only disadvantage is that the opening time of the park is too late, every day after ten o'clock.

"Who said we went to this place?" Yu Yansheng leaned over and pecked him on the face, "Today we are going to the newly opened amusement park at Jinhu, it's cat-themed, and it will take a while to drive there. "

"Huh? Cat-themed?" Yuan Heqing woke up suddenly, staring at the big round eyes and asked with interest, "Is it similar to the Hello Kitty theme park?"

"Basically, the anime images are the main ones, but there are real kittens in the pet hall, and you'll find out when you go there." Yu Yansheng smiled and rubbed his shaggy hair, "I like cats so much, so our family will Raise one."

"Okay, I'll raise them after work. How about raising a few more? They can be companions for each other, and the house is more lively." Yuan Heqing's face immediately showed a trace of longing, his eyes were crooked, and there seemed to be stars shining inside. .

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Every time Yu Yansheng saw his expression, he could only surrender, and he would unconditionally agree to whatever he wanted.

"Breakfast is already bought, come over to eat after washing up, we have to leave quickly, there will not be fewer people today." He reminded.

Yu Yansheng's guess was indeed correct, because it was the winter vacation, and this cat-themed amusement park was newly opened, and it can be said to be very popular.

There are a lot of tourists coming and going inside, adults with children, young couples holding hands, and groups of students on vacation, the atmosphere is very lively.

"Hey Yansheng, are there any special souvenirs for sale here?" Yuan Heqing saw a long queue in front of a shop, immediately tugged the arm of the young man beside him, and asked curiously.

Yu Yansheng, who had done enough homework yesterday, immediately introduced: "This is cat's ear milk tea. It is said that the taste is very unique, so it has become an online celebrity check-in point in the amusement park. Because the daily milk tea is limited, one person can buy two cups at most. So there are a lot of people queuing up."

"It's all here, let's arrange it too, it must be delicious." Yuan Heqing rubbed his hands excitedly.

As a result, as soon as the two of them reached the end of the line, they heard a childish voice calling from behind: "Brother He Qing!"

When Yuan Heqing turned his head, a look of surprise appeared on his face: "Senior, Wen Tao? It's such a coincidence that you also come to the amusement park."

"Yeah, this theme playground just opened, and Wen Tao insisted on coming over to take a look. I didn't expect to meet you." Qi Wenshu smiled meaningfully, with a hint of provocation between his brows.

Yu Yansheng's heart skipped a beat.

He immediately pulled the boy into his arms with a sense of crisis, and held his shoulders firmly.

Although Yuan Heqing was slightly embarrassed, he did not refuse, and even leaned towards the young man habitually and submissively.

Seeing this, the expression in Qi Wenshu's eyes changed slightly, and then he stretched out his right hand and patted his cousin's small head lightly.

Su Wentao received the cue, and immediately rushed over with two short legs, twisted his fleshy body, and knocked away the two people who were close to each other with one buttock.He also stretched out his chubby claws to hold Yuan Heqing's slender fingers tightly, and smiled so hard that his teeth couldn't see.

"Brother He Qing, can we play together?" Tian Tian's voice was so childish that no one would have the heart to refuse it.

"Of course." Yuan Heqing knelt down and rubbed his chubby face with a smile, "What do you want to play? How about a carousel?"

"I want to eat." The little guy pursed his bright red mouth, waving the boy's arm coquettishly, "Brother He Qing will take me to buy ice cream now, okay?"

"Uh... okay." Yuan Heqing hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't resist Su Wentao's soft pleading and pitiful eyes, so he could only smile apologetically at his boyfriend.

"Yan Sheng, why don't you line up here first, and I'll accompany the kids to buy some ice cream, and I'll be back soon."

Yu Yansheng smiled and nodded in agreement.

Su Wentao cheered immediately.

What bad thoughts can a child have?

He held his cousin with his left hand, and the elder brother he liked with his right hand, then turned his head abruptly, and showed Yu Yansheng a sarcastic smile that didn't fit his age, and was a little too complacent.

Yu Yansheng: "..." This pair of cousins ​​is simply too deceiving!

He almost raised his foot and was about to chase after him, but after thinking about it carefully, he forcibly held back.

No matter how you put it, it's just buying an ice cream with the children. If you follow the past, it seems that your new boyfriend is too narrow-minded, and he doesn't even give him the freedom to make friends, which is too unreasonable.

But staying here, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

He Qing was so stupid, he didn't know that the kind-hearted senior he thought had evil intentions at all.

He snorted aggrievedly, took out his phone again, and was ready to send a message to the master of love.

And Leng Han, who followed quietly, hid in the dark and was so anxious that he almost rolled his eyes. He knew at a glance that Yu Yansheng must be sending a message to his alias for help.

He hated iron for nothing, and he almost wanted to take off his vest and rush up to meet each other directly, and then forget about the teaching.

I'm actually not cold and cold: "Actually, you don't have to worry about your boyfriend being unhappy, because moderate jealousy and obvious possessiveness are conducive to warming up the relationship, and it is also a manifestation of your extreme love for him. In addition, facing a rival in love is to Be fast, accurate and ruthless, and beat him so that he is caught off guard and defenseless, my suggestion is to show off your love, and surrender without fighting!"

Leng Han raced against time to type a long list of content in the dialog box, and then as soon as Yu Yansheng sent the message for help, he directly threw the string of replies in the past with a "snap".

Then, he and Liang Binglin, who came with him, looked at each other and clapped their hands contentedly.

But Yu Yansheng immediately received such a long reply, and was immediately taken aback.

At this speed, it is almost like sending a corresponding reply without reading the content of the message. Is this teacher Gao an artificial intelligence?He stroked his chin suspiciously, lost in thought.

Seeing him standing still, Leng Han looked unhurried, and became more anxious, typing and urging: "What are you waiting for milk tea, if you don't go there, there will be a family of three. "

Yu Yansheng was stunned for a moment.

Um?Wait, I didn't say anything, how did he know that I was in the milk tea line?

He hissed, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and began to look around.

But Leng Han was unaware of the coming storm, and was still sighing repeatedly at the girl next to him: "Using children as bait, fishing for Heqing is accurate every time. The situation Yan Sheng is facing now is really too dangerous."

Liang Binglin glanced at him, and said slowly: "Actually, I think the person who is in more danger now is you."

"What do you mean?" Leng Han was a little at a loss.

Then he turned his head, facing Yu Yansheng's sinister smiling face.

Leng Han: "!"

"Teacher Gao? Actually, I'm not aloof?" Yu Yansheng raised his eyebrows.

Leng Han shrank her neck silently, almost sweating profusely in the cold winter.

"An experienced love master who has experienced many battles?" Yu Yansheng raised his chin.

Leng Han took two steps back, twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled dryly: "Hehehehe..."

Then Yu Yansheng took out his phone, flipped out the post he had posted at that time, swipe up the screen, and took a closer look at the floors below, and immediately made a new discovery.

"Good guy, I'm actually not cold, who said I'm cold, why are you still here wearing two vests and giving me advice?" He looked in disbelief.

Liang Binglin calmly said beside him: "The other one is me."

Yu Yansheng: "..."

"Then who asked you to ask for help on the largest forum on the entire Internet? It's so obvious, I decoded it immediately after seeing it, and of course I want to help you." Leng Han finally found a suitable reason, and immediately said confidently.

Yu Yansheng couldn't help grinding his back molars. His good brother for many years put on a vest and pretended to be a master of love in front of him. He was kept in the dark and kept sharing boys' thoughts with others. It's really shameful to think about it.

But after all, I posted the post first, and Leng Han really wanted to help, which is still very touching——wait!

"Oh, that's not right, Leng Han, I suddenly remembered, your vest name seems to have appeared on the Qiao Keli forum before, He Qing, Qi Wenshu, I, and I, that's also you, right?"

Leng Han felt guilty again, and he didn't dare to speak for a moment.

"Could it be that you can predict the future so early?" Yu Yansheng was speechless and funny, and deliberately said coldly: "Explain, explain?"

Hearing this, Leng Han took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Actually, it was because of fun at the beginning. I saw the post and thought you two were a good match for CP, but later on it didn't. Yan Sheng, I have known you for so many years, I've never seen you so happy because of a person, and sometimes your emotions will go up and down."

Yu Yansheng couldn't help being taken aback.

"You have always been excellent, as if you are very good at everything, you can do everything with ease, and you can almost describe it as perfect. But after meeting He Qing, it was the first time I saw such changeable emotions in you, I hesitated, Sometimes you shrink back, sometimes worry about gains and losses, sometimes happy and sometimes sad. I think it is Heqing who makes you a more real and lively person."

His tone gradually became lower, and his tone was sincere: "You have found such a person who is perfect for you from head to toe. As a brother, of course I support you unconditionally and I am really happy for you, so I hope you can walk together."

Although he is not really cold, Leng Han doesn't talk much, and it's rare for him to say such a long paragraph.

Yu Yansheng was inexplicably moved, he touched his nose unnaturally, coughed lightly and turned to the girl next to him: "Then what's the situation with Deputy Liang?"

Liang Binglin's face was light, and he said without squinting: "It's not that complicated, I just look at the face."

Yu Yansheng: "..."

Leng Han hurriedly added: "Anyway, we just think you two are a perfect match!"

Every word he said hit Yu Yansheng's heart with precision.The young man couldn't help chuckling and turned his head away, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.

"Anyway, thank you for your help for so long. He Qing and I will definitely live up to your expectations, and we will be together happily forever."

Yu Yansheng smiled heartily, patted the two of them on the shoulders, looked bright and flamboyant, then turned around and prepared to leave.

"Yan Sheng, where are you going?" Leng Han called him from behind.

"I'm going to defeat the cult and give you candy!" He put one hand in his trouser pocket, waved the other hand back, and strode away without looking back, leaving only a handsome back.

The author has something to say: Leng Han & Deputy Liang: "Knock CP dance in front of the real master, and the real master even handed out sugar himself!"