Cannon Fodder Has Love Dissipation System

It was another ordinary morning, the corridor was quiet, the door of the dormitory where the four of Yu Yansheng lived was tightly closed, and no one knew what kind of tug-of-war was going on inside.

"Oh, Heqing, I beg you, just help me this time, just take a picture with the boss!" You Ziyi pouted his mouth so hard that he could hold the oil bottle, and held on to Yuan Heqing's hand desperately. , pretentiously twisting his 1.8-meter body and acting coquettishly.

"I'm not going," Yuan Heqing turned a blind eye to his sarcasm, shaking his head like a rattle, "It's a couple photo contest, what's the matter if we go?"

Yu Yansheng really wanted to agree in his heart, but in order to form a united front with Yuan Heqing, he could only refuse with tears in his eyes, and also echoed in a fake and righteous way: "That's right, you are pretending to participate."

The competition they were talking about was a recent activity held by a club in the school called "Couple Creative Photo Contest".Participating couples need to take a creative or connotative group photo, add corresponding text, and send it to the designated mailbox in order to participate in the selection.

The judging committee objectively evaluates the group photos based on the difficulty of movement, creativity index, aesthetics, and novelty of the shape, and selects some of the best works for display on the campus big screen. The top five will also receive prizes.

It is said that this time the event has won quite a lot of sponsorship, so the prizes are particularly rich.

One of the prizes is a limited edition figure of a beautiful anime girl, who seems to be the heroine in a drama that You Ziyi has been chasing recently, so now he insists on two roommates forming a team to help him win the prize.

"No, not only couples can participate, look here!"

He hurriedly took out the competition flyer he got from Zhongguang from his bag, and put it on the table because it was too wrinkled, and flattened it carefully. Close friends of the same sex can also participate, hee hee."

Yuan Heqing: "..." What's with this ambiguous description and tone?

But even good brothers can participate, but the most important point now is——

"Then why don't you go by yourself?" Yuan Heqing pulled his hands away with a vigilant expression.

"Oh, you two are so handsome, you have a high chance of winning the prize." Youzi flattered his face, but then his face changed, and he raised his head and said with his neck stuck: "Besides, who said I didn't go, I'm going After reading the leaflet, go to Xiang Haodong, okay?"

who?Xiang Haodong?

"...Then he also agreed to you?" Yuan Heqing almost thought he was hallucinating, he thought about the head of propaganda who was colder than Leng Han, and swallowed unconsciously, with an incredulous expression on his face.

"That's right, but this unscrupulous person even made a condition, saying that he wants me to be his little brother for a month!"

You Ziyi's face was full of humiliation, and then he quickly walked a few steps to Yu Yansheng, with an excited and earnest expression, "Please make no mistake, I am your little brother, Boss, I, You Ziyi, don't read much, but this servant I still know the reason for not serving the second master!"

The corner of Yu Yansheng's mouth twitched, he forcefully took his hand out of his hand, and turned his head indifferently: "...that's unnecessary."

The wanderer didn't care about it, and he was righteous and righteous: "Anyway, for so long, I have always been loyal to the boss, and my sincerity can be learned from the sun and the moon. With such a small profit, I want me to defect to the enemy and turn into someone else's horse." ,How can it be?"

Leng Han was too lazy to listen to his chatter, and asked directly: "Then did you finally agree?"

The wanderer fell silent.

Leng Han chuckled: "Then I wish you all the best."

Youzi glared at him menacingly, then turned his face and continued to swim in grief: "So you now know how important this prize is to me? For it, my dignity and loyalty are all dung!"

Yuan Heqing couldn't help but let out a "hiss". Although he couldn't quite understand the crazy love of this Two-dimensional roommate's opponent, he patted him on the shoulder and explained: "The main reason is that even if you participate in the competition, you may not be able to win the prize."

"Why don't you do this, I'll buy you the same one as a gift, and it won't take so much effort." He made a suggestion.

"No!" You Ziyi choked his neck and screamed like a screaming chicken, and wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes with a tissue, "This is a limited edition, and you can't buy it for a lot of money."

The three of them looked at each other, what else could they do?

So Yu Yansheng raised his eyebrows and looked at the people around him: "How about we try?"

"...That's fine too," Yuan Heqing nodded helplessly, and then raised his chin to face a dilemma, "But how to shoot? With so many people participating, it might not be easy to win an award, right?"

"Don't worry about that," You Ziyi immediately smacked his chest confidently, and boasted, "I've been prepared for a long time, as long as you two contribute individually."

Just do what you say, and after finishing the grade class in the afternoon, the four of them hurried back to the dormitory to put down their schoolbags and prepare to go out to shoot.Yuan Heqing also took out his fully charged SLR camera, thought for a while, and deliberately took out the tripod as well.

"Tell Xiang Haodong that he still has a class and come back later, let's take a photo of He Qing and the boss first." You Ziyi glanced at the WeChat message that had just been sent on his phone, and explained to everyone.

As soon as he looked up, he saw that the two roommates were already resting on their seats, looking like they were waiting to leave, and immediately opened their eyes and shouted loudly: "Don't you all change your clothes? Just go to take pictures like this gone?"

"No, what else?" Yuan Heqing didn't understand, so he lowered his head and looked at his clothes, "Why do you need to change clothes?"

"That's right." Yu Yansheng leaned lazily on the back of the chair, with his hands still on Yuan Heqing's shoulders, and said with a chuckle, "The two of us are so well dressed, how can we be so shameless?"

"Oh, that's not what I meant," You Ziyi hurriedly explained: "Although we are brothers taking a photo together, we are competing with young lovers after all, so we can't even wear a couple outfit, right?"

"Couple outfits?!" Yu Yansheng and Yuan Heqing's pupils trembled, and they immediately looked at each other tacitly, "But we don't have any now."

Leng Han made suggestions on the side: "Then let He Qing and Yan Sheng wear the same clothes?"

"This is easy," Yu Yansheng immediately thought of You Ziyi, who is the secretary of the Communist Youth League, and had previously selected and customized class uniforms for the whole class: "Aren't our class uniforms exactly the same?"

"You have the nerve to wear such ugly clothes and go out to take pictures." Youzi became serious and even scolded himself, with a face of disapproval, "And couples don't have to wear the same clothes. Wearing the same is called Zhuangshan."

It was rare for Leng Han to lose the upper hand in the verbal dispute with him, touched his nose and said angrily: "Then how do you say to wear it?"

"Ha, the essence of a couple's costume lies in being careful in the subtleties, that is, to tell others inadvertently that we are a couple!" His eyes were shining brightly, and his saliva flew all over the place and he spoke more and more vigorously.

In the middle of the talk, he opened the wardrobe with a "snap": "So, we must make a seamless correspondence from multiple dimensions such as the pattern, color, and brand of the clothes, so as to convey a feeling of matching from head to toe."

Yuan Heqing raised his forehead: "...you know quite a lot."

"Then do you think my so many romances are just for nothing?" You Ziyi said with a natural expression.

So under his guidance, Yuan Heqing wore a light-colored sweater, which was the same trendy brand as Yu Yansheng's coat, and the huge logo was very obvious.And Yu Yansheng's dark interior with delicate lines matched the coat worn by Yuan Heqing very well.

As soon as the two stood in front of the mirror, Yu Yansheng immediately burst into a big grin, and wrapped his arms around the shoulders of the person next to him: "It's really quite right."

"Go aside!" Yuan Heqing gave him a white look with a smile, and knocked him away with his elbow.

After finally tossing about the problem of clothing, the photo team finally set off with cameras and tripods on their backs.

In order to ensure the effect, several people decided to shoot more locations, tried various poses and styles, and then selected the most satisfactory one to participate in the competition.

Their first stop was the clock tower of the Faculty of Architecture, a famous tourist attraction of HKUST.This place has its own deep and quiet atmosphere, and usually there are young couples or people who like photography come here to take pictures.

You Ziyi hugged the camera and stretched out his hand to direct: "He Qing, you and the boss should back to back, and then stand at the point where there is sunshine, yes, that's there."

"Ziyi, you can also bring in the bell tower behind it, so that there is just a feeling of time passing by." Leng Han proposed while holding his chin.

You Ziyi adjusted the camera: "Is that so?"

"That's right." Leng Han nodded approvingly, "Yan Sheng, don't move, your eyes are a little dull. He Qing, look at the camera, and then turn your head slightly to the right. The expression should be three parts complaining, four parts vicissitudes, and four parts painful."

Yuan Heqing: "..." Is this too demanding of me?and--

"Three points, four points and four points add up to eleven points, Leng Han, can you do arithmetic?"

"Anyway, imagine how you feel when you get up early in the queue to buy pan fried buns, and when it's your turn the last one is just sold out." Leng Han tried to explain vividly, "Yes, that's it!"

The handsome young man showed only half of his indifferent side face, with complicated emotions in his eyes.The young man's face was delicate and fragile, half of his face was facing the light, but half of his face was hidden in the darkness, his expression was sad but he couldn't speak.

The two people in the picture seem to be inextricably linked, and they seem to be bound by past and present lives.They are clearly leaning back to back, but they still seem to be separated by thousands of mountains and rivers.

Not giving in to each other, involving each other, but no one can intervene in it.This confrontation across time didn't come to a halt until the bell tower behind it rang a urging bell in a void. (Excerpt from Mrs. Leng Han's diary)

Leng Han was so excited that tears almost filled his eyes, he only regretted that he didn't have another eye: "This story is amazing, I can still get up and write another [-]-word fanfic!"

"Write [-] characters for what?" You Ziyi, who was just about to press the shutter, gave him a blank look, not quite understanding the man's sudden excitement.

"...take your picture."

"Oh."

After several groups of pictures with artistic conception were taken, the four of them put their heads in front of the camera to browse, chattering and discussing which ones were the best.

Looking at the group photos where the lights and shadows intertwine and the figures intertwine, Yuan Heqing couldn't help sighing: "Don't say it, it really looks like that when it was taken."

Yu Yansheng immediately leaned over to answer the conversation, with an unscrupulous smile on his face, and his tone was not swishing: "What do you mean by such a thing? Then He Qing, what do you think we look like?"

Yuan Heqing has recently become immune to his occasional gags, and responded jokingly: "Like a couple."

Now it was Yu Yansheng's turn to be speechless, his eyes flickered unnaturally, the ears immediately turned red, he turned around and muttered: "It would be great if it was true."

But You Ziyi seemed dissatisfied, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

"What? Do you think it's not good enough?" Leng Han asked in surprise.

He used to be purely helpful, but now he has become the most active person, even thinking about what text to accompany the photos.If he still can't get the first place, let alone Youzi wants to cry, he will not be happy either.

"No, the filming was boring, just like a photo shoot. It's just..." You Ziyi scratched his head, a little confused about how to speak, "I just think we can be a little more intimate."

Leng Han: "?" Could it be that this guy belongs to us?Why not give a password.

Yuan Heqing was also confused: "For example?"

"For example, Bidong, hugging, holding hands..." He immediately ran on and on, and then found that the eyes of the other people were wrong for a moment, so he quickly added: "This is all the experience I have accumulated from watching anime, anyway. The more intimate the interaction between two men, the more attention-grabbing it will be."

"Hiss—" Yu Yansheng had an inscrutable expression on his face: "May I ask what anime you're watching? Is the main character basically male?"

"There are all kinds of anime, let's take this one I'm chasing for example. The male lead and the second male teamed up to fight monsters, and the bullet screens increased in an instant. After fighting the monsters, they ran away hand in hand, and there were more bullet screens." times. In the middle of the run, the two of them stumbled and fell together, and it was like this—”

You Ziyi stretched out both hands and gestured, "It's still face to face, oh, the bullet screen was so thick that it blocked the entire screen and I couldn't see anything. My goddess didn't even have such a face, what can I do?" Yes, I am also disappointed."

Leng Han: "..."

"That's fine, let's just shoot that wall." Yuan Heqing agreed in a very easy way, even a little eager to try, "I seem to have seen this on the Internet, and it looks pretty cool."

Then he immediately looked at the young man beside him, and said with a smile: "Then I'll beat you."

"Okay, you come." Yu Yansheng was a little uncomfortable at first, but seeing Yuan Heqing being so proactive, he relaxed instead.While staring at him with interest, he let him pull himself to the wall, and then put his hands on the wall beside him.

"Is that so?" Yuan Heqing was in high spirits, and raised his chin, squinting at the person being slammed by the wall, and made a cool expression that he thought was very handsome.

Leng Han frowned: "It's just... about the same." Although it seems to be against my CP.

You Ziyi is more straightforward than him: "Why do I feel a little strange? Maybe it will be more harmonious if I change it?"

"Change?" Yuan Heqing changed his hand supporting the wall from his right hand to his left, and looked at the two of them again, "Is that so?"

Yu Yansheng couldn't help but let out a low laugh, his chest trembling slightly: "That's what they said, idiot."

Before Yuan Heqing could react, his wrist was pulled by someone, and then his whole body was spun violently by Yu Yansheng, and he was directly pressed against the wall by him, and the two exchanged instantly Location!

His back was in close contact with the wall, and the back of his head was firmly protected by a big warm hand, as if to prevent him from being hit by the hard wall.Immediately afterwards, the other hand quickly and firmly supported the wall next to his ear, and with the whistling wind, there was a "boom".

"This is Bidong." The deep voice seemed to be dancing lightly in the cochlea, stepping on a heart-pounding rhythm.

Yuan Heqing was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes subconsciously, and looked into Yu Yansheng's deep eyes like ink.

The atmosphere suddenly became very delicate, and it seemed that something could happen in the next second-if there was no that loud voice to guide it.

"A little closer, a little closer, that's great!" You Ziyi said persuasively while holding the camera.

So Yu Yansheng got closer, so close that he could clearly see his own shadow in Yuan He's clear eyes, he could see the bewildered emotion in his eyes, he could see the fine golden fluff on his face under the sun, even He licked his lips unconsciously.

"A little closer."

So Yuan Heqing watched Yu Yansheng's handsome face suddenly enlarged again, and the warm breath seemed to spread all over his neck, a little itchy and a little numb, this weird feeling made him turn his head subconsciously, his heartbeat was inexplicable The floor missed half a beat.

"Closer—"

Yu Yansheng was the first to lose the battle, and interrupted him with a light cough: "It's almost over, isn't it?"

He seemed to be living in a ferocious beast that was about to come out of the cage, if he got any closer, Yuan Heqing would have heard his heartbeat beating as if it was about to jump out of his chest, so he had to stop first.

"Oh ok ok, then this distance."

You Ziyi laughed, his tone seemed to be regretful, he looked at the reddish ears of the two parties who still didn't care, and teased with a smile: "Everyone is a straight man, even if they hug each other chest to chest and cheek to cheek. What's the matter, don't be so embarrassed."

Leng Han, who had already started to automatically fill in the picture, twitched the corners of his mouth. He was not afraid that the straight man would not be enlightened, but he was afraid that the straight man would want to be gay.

Hearing this, Yuan Heqing snorted unconvinced: "Xiang Haodong came at that moment, you should hold one for us to see!"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, before he could finish his sentence, Xiang Haodong had already strode over.He was still carrying a backpack, and he seemed to rush over just after class before he even had time to put his things back in the dormitory.

"Haodong, are you out of class?" You Ziyi seemed to have found a helper, and immediately greeted him happily.

Xiang Haodong raised his eyebrows: "What did you call me?"

Youzi choked, so he could only grunt reluctantly: "Xiang Boss!" His eyes flicked all over the place, his voice was still vague, but the corners of the mouth of the listener immediately curled up.

He curled his lips, and casually looked at the young man in front of him for a few times, but then his eyes widened again, and he exclaimed, "You, you, you are really wearing this suit?"

"...Didn't you say you wanted me to dress like this?" Xiang Haodong frowned tightly, his tone was cold, but the back of his ears turned red quietly.

When he yelled, the other people present found that the clothes the two of them were wearing today were specially matched, and even the shoes were of similar styles. Be careful."

"Haodong, let me tell you, they are really good, they are too shy to take a picture, let us show them..."

You Ziyi leaned over to Xiang Haodong's ear and whispered something, but the stern young man's face turned red visibly, but he didn't refuse, but turned his head tacitly.

"Let Dad show you what real technology is!" He smiled triumphantly, as if he was going to make a big scene.

"Cut, you're talking about it!" Yuan Heqing snorted lightly, and waited to watch the show with folded arms.

Xiang Haodong's expression froze, he squatted slightly with his feet apart, and took an inconspicuous horse stance.

Immediately afterwards, You Ziyi trotted forward from a few steps away from him, put his hands on the young man's shoulders, and jumped onto him with momentum.The two legs are still firmly clamping his waist, and the hands are turned to hook his neck, and the whole person is directly hanging on him!

"?!" Everyone was dumbfounded.

Leng Han fell on his back, he couldn't even hold the camera steady and almost fell out.

Yuan Heqing turned pale with shock: "Oh my God, Minister Xiang is really willing to let go."

Yu Yansheng was also very puzzled: "I can't, is it that You Ziyi's little brother for a month is so attractive?"

And Xiang Haodong, who was at the center of the discussion, firmly held You Ziyi's waist with two big hands, and said nothing under the surprised eyes of the people around him, only his red face showed his complicated mood at the moment.

"See?" You Ziyi jumped off him lightly, and said complacently: "We don't know what the judges like now, so Haodong and I will take the funny route, and He Qing, you and the boss will take the aesthetic route." , all eggs can't be put in the same basket!"

I have to say that You Ziyi always moves his mind very fast in this aspect, and his thinking is much clearer than when he was doing problems in class.

Leng Han smiled coolly when he heard the words: "Stop putting gold on your face, you are the hot-eyed route."

You Ziyi let out a strange cry, and the two started fighting each other again.

Soon the group changed their location and went to the grassy playground.There are relatively more people here, so Yu Yansheng and Yuan Heqing are a bit cautious, but Hanpi Youziyi has no such troubles at all.

He leaned his head on Xiang Haodong's shoulder for a while, insisted on holding his arm for a while, and urged Leng Han to take pictures quickly. There were too many scenes.

Xiang Haodong was so annoyed by this person, his face was so embarrassed that his mouth was about to burn, but You Ziyi still muttered and complained: "You should take the initiative, you should be closer to me Take a photo of the couple."

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Xiang Haodong finally couldn't stand it anymore.

With a stretch of his long arms, he directly trapped the fool in the narrow space between his chest and the railing, and asked him sullenly, "I took the initiative, and then what?"

You Ziyi: "!!!" Help him how he mutated!

When he took the initiative, he was very thick-skinned, but when he was teased back, he was so cowardly that he shrank into a ball and didn't even know where to put his hands.

However, Xiang Haodong refused to let him go, and continued to approach him in a desperate manner: "Want to hold hands? Huh?"

However, Leng Han was still gloating and yelling: "You Ziyi, can you do it, don't be shy, be professional, hold hands!"

The red-faced, poor wanderer begged for mercy, gnashing his teeth and scolding Lenghan ten thousand times in his heart.

Yu Yansheng and Yuan Heqing watched the play with great relish, shoulder to shoulder leaning affectionately together, wishing they could kowtow a bag of melon seeds while watching.

Because there are now two "couples" who need to be photographed, the task of photography basically falls to Leng Han.His operation has also become more proficient, and he has become more sophisticated in the selection of angles, and sometimes he can capture some unexpected and harmonious moments.

"Yan Sheng's eyes can be more fierce, yes." Leng Han said while backing away, "He Qing turned his body a little bit - Ouch!"

He was so engrossed in the scene in the camera that he didn't expect that someone would suddenly appear behind him, and he staggered at the moment, but fortunately his chassis was stable so he didn't fall down.

But the person behind him was not so lucky. She was taken aback by the unexpected bump, failed to stabilize her body, and fell to the side when she stumbled, so she put down the hanger by reflex. With the camera on his neck, he reached out to support it.

"Thank you." The familiar and cold voice immediately attracted his attention.

"Student Liang, are you here to take pictures too?" Leng Han glanced at the DSLR hanging around the girl's neck, and said a little awkwardly.

"Yes, I'm here to take photos of couples with my classmates." It was still a short and indifferent answer.

"Coincidentally, me too." He replied again.

The atmosphere fell into silence again, only the whirring of the wind and the playfulness of other students were in my ears, and it was such a familiar scene again.

"Since we met by such a coincidence, and they are all helping to take photos of couples, why don't you take a picture too." You Ziyi chuckled, and poked Leng Han's waist viciously.

"That's right, Binglin, didn't you say you were interested in the oracle bone inscription gift box?" The girl who asked Liang Binglin to take a photo also came over and bumped her arm narrowly.

People on both sides encouraged and squeezed them together. One sentence and one sentence directly squeezed the two icebergs together.

Leng Han didn't look sideways: "So for you to get the prize, let's try to take a picture?" His hands clenched into fists in his pockets.

Liang Binglin's expression remained unchanged: "Well, thank you." Her fingertips were almost sunk into her palm.

Then the two stood together silently, like two wooden stakes.The girl's slender shoulders and white wrists were close at hand, while Leng Han's hands were neatly placed by her side, motionless.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and You Ziyi is holding his camera in his hand at this moment, he is really proud, and unceremoniously turned on the mocking mode: "Lenghan, can you do it, don't be shy, be professional, hold hands!"

Leng Han: "..." Gan!

The author has something to say: Leng Han (comfortable face): "Finally, this idiot, You Ziyi, has also joined the assist team. This prosperous age is as I wished."