Discussion on how to attack the sick villain after transmigrating into vicious cannon fodder

"Xia Xia, hand me that game console, it's right next to you."

Xu Ke lazily leaned on Tong Xia's shoulder, with his head resting comfortably in the crook of his neck, with a contented expression on his face.

Tong Xia wanted to push him away, but the camera was in front of him, so he had to force a smile, pretending to be good brothers, and handed the game console to Xu Ke.

They don’t use the mode of broadcasting one episode a week, but live broadcast. Fans and netizens can enter the live broadcast room to watch at a specific time. The scene is a little regretful.

But at this time, seeing the loving interaction between these two people, the barrage is full of YY, after all, in the eyes of fans, Xu Ke and Tong Xia have always been a good match, and someone even wrote their fanfic.

It's all unavoidable.

While Xu Ke was holding the game console, he also touched Tong Xia's fingers as if he was taking advantage of it, seemingly casually, but Tong Xia knew that he did it on purpose.

He took a sip of water, then leaned behind Xu Ke's ear and said softly:

"Don't go too far."

"I didn't do anything." Xu Ke blinked innocently, and looked at the beating with a smile, "Why are you so nervous, I won't do anything to you, aren't we good teammates, we should be close .”

Tong Xia glared at him.

The appearance of the two whispering was recorded by the camera.

[Tongtong is my cinnabar mole: wwww, this is too flirtatious, how can a good friend talk in ear-to-ear, if it were me, I would never be able to stand it, so this is true love, true love! ]

[xt is zd: Awesome, awesome, this variety show is here to feed me dog food, I took a big bite, woohoo! ]

[Lu Xingzhou: Where are there so many fangirls?Can't you just enclose yourself?Why are all men obsessive?It made me lose my mind about watching variety shows, what a f*ck trick. ]

[The top student is me: the scarlet letter in front, if you don’t want to read it, just turn off the barrage and show off what presence does it have? ? ]

The barrage started to spark a war, but the person being discussed didn't know it.

Looking at Xu Ke who was having a great time playing games, Tong Xia licked his lips and suddenly had an idea.

He wrapped his arms around Xu Ke's neck, and put his arms around his shoulders.

Xu Ke: "?"

Then the next thing is, that hand pressed the game console indiscriminately, making the bloody villain so bloody on the spot that he would rather die.

Xu Ke: "..."

Tong Xia smiled slightly, and then struck again, scuffing Xu Ke's perfectly groomed hair into a mess.

Suddenly, his scalp hurts!

"You have white hair." Tong Xia held something in front of Xu Ke, "I pulled it out for you, no thanks~"

Xu Ke: "Fuck!"

Xu Ke was angry: "Tong Xia!!"

Seeing this scene, "Hahahahaha" was frantically swiped on the bullet screen, forgetting all the unpleasantness before.

Tong Xia threw away her white hair and jumped three feet high, leaning on the back of the sofa and ran two meters away, leaning forward and backward with a smile, Xu Ke chased after him, but Tong Xia had already hidden behind Chen Qiulian who was passing by, hugging him as if shield.

Chen Qiulian was stunned, and the teacup in his hand almost spilled: "What are you doing?"

[Qiuqiu Jiujiu: Wuwuwu Qiuqiu finally appeared, no matter what he was doing just now, he couldn't see anyone, and he didn't show him a shot. ]

[Flat-chested loli: Maybe she was going to the toilet just now, and there is no camera in the toilet. ]

[Qiuqiu Jiujiu: ...]

"Look at my hair!" Xu Ke pointed at his head, Chen Qiulian glanced at it, and let out a very rude "poof".

Tong Xia also laughed, at this time Luo Zhengming slowly drifted past like a ghost:

"Where are you laughing? Dinner is ready, do you want to eat?"

His culinary skills are known as the best among the four, so dinner is naturally prepared by him.

"Eat, eat, eat, of course!" Chen Qiulian shook off Tong Xia's arm, and rushed over to hug Luo Zhengming.

Tong Xia just wanted to follow, but Xu Ke strangled her neck and dragged her back to rub her hands: "Dear Captain~Captain~"

The tone is particularly terrifying, full of resentment.

Tong Xia: "..."

"Is my hair fun?"

"..."

Tong Xia's screams came from the living room, and the two people in the dining room looked at each other. Chen Qiulian scooped up a spoonful of borscht and murmured:

"It's really big."

When the two returned to the dining room, Tong Xia's clothes were disheveled and his breathing was unstable, the corners of his eyes were red with tears, and he looked pitifully spoiled, just like a weak beauty.

On the other hand, Xu Ke combed his hair meticulously, still looked lazy, and moved slowly.

"It's too much." Tong Meiren muttered, "Isn't it just a hair, as for..."

The barrage began to howl, bragging about Tong Xia's beauty, calling him Captain Beauty.

Luo Zhengming rolled his eyes and smiled meaningfully.

Among the four people, the most beautiful one belongs to this team.

Yes, not handsome, but beautiful.

Tong Xia has been out of the circle with her beauty since she first participated in the talent show variety show. No matter whether it is a raw picture or a refined picture, there is no flaw. Luo Zhengming is not convinced that such a "sissy" ranks higher than himself, but later he still Overwhelmed by the opponent's strength.

No one would dislike a person with good looks and strength.

So after a long period of observation, Luo Zhengming also knew that Xu Ke had that kind of intention towards Tong Xia.

Anyway, it's not a novelty to play in the entertainment circle, and it's normal for Xu Ke to have a crush on Tong Xia.

The one who is close to the water is the first to get the moon, and I don't know if Xu Ke will succeed.

Swallowing a mouthful of braised pork, Luo Zhengming raised his eyelids, but saw that there was only one piece of fat left on the plate of braised pork.

"..." Luo Zhengming: "Hey! Who did it?!"

Tong Xia and Xu Ke pointed at each other at the same time: "He."

Chen Qiulian swallowed silently.

Luo Zhengming: "..." Hey.

[It's all sweet: hhhh Qiuqiu is still so good at eating. ]

[Eat poop and don't eat garlic: Qiuqiu's stomach has always been fine. ]

[Tao Zi: This is too selfish, don’t you eat up all of them and ignore the other three?It's disgusting enough. ]

[Smashed Cat: If I dare to do this, my mother will beat me to death. ]

[Crowd: My brother didn't say anything, why are you talking?We all know that Qiuqiu is the youngest of the group, and the older brothers will more or less give way to the younger brothers. ]

[Candied Sweet Potato: Yes, yes, the youngest, he is the favorite of the group, so grass powder can also be forgiven~ After all, he is ~still~young~]

[Dynamic Superman! : Is there a real hammer?Don't talk nonsense without real hammer!Mouth is fucking stinky. ]

[...]

Just when everyone was eating in full swing and even wanted to open a bottle of wine, the director suddenly jumped out to make trouble.

Like all the routines of variety shows, the director must have some task to release.

The four people who had been idle in the small villa all day turned their eyes away.

"Cough cough!" The director cleared his throat, and said with a smile, "Damn, how about dinner?"

"Delicious!" Chen Qiulian said while eating.

Director: "Have you used up all the ingredients in the refrigerator?"

Luo Zhengming: "Yes, didn't you tell me to kill them all?"

That's why he spent a lot of effort to cook a table of dishes, which can be called a full banquet.

The director smiled even more happily: "That's good, I'm announcing now that this will be your last free dinner."

Tong Xia: "Ah?!"

"What do you mean?" Chen Qiulian was particularly nervous, "You won't give us food?!"

[Su Qingyuan: Hahahahaha Lianzi is so cute, if you don’t give us food, we will starve to death hahahaha! ]

[The down-to-earth dead fat man: According to the usual routine, according to the director's meaning, it should be to let them rely on themselves to make money for food. ]

[Big Watermelon: Oh, oh, is it finally about to start?Do something! ]

"The last free dinner...does we need to prepare the ingredients ourselves?" Tong Xia stroked her cheek with her index finger, thinking.

"Yes!" the director said, "Starting tomorrow morning, everything will be charged. The fresh ingredients that appear in the refrigerator need to be bought with money, and your accommodation also needs money. During the day, you can go out to make money, no matter what you use. You can do anything, as long as you can make money."

Just when the slob Xu Ke was looking up with his head up, the director saw through his plot and tricks, and reminded: "You can't use beauty!"

Xu Ke was extremely disappointed: "Oh."

[Ala and Aha: Hahahaha can't use beauty hahaha!Does Xu Ke want to go out and cheat food and drink with his face hahahaha? ! ]

[Beautiful girl Olala: hh If you can rely on your face to eat, these people can make a lot of money if they go out and hang a sign that says how much is how much to touch their face. ]

The director's words made the originally relaxed and happy atmosphere suddenly become dignified.

Luo Zhengming fiddled with the spoon and said calmly, "What do you guys think?"

Tong Xia said: "To make money, you can find temporary workers. Although the director said that you can't use beauty, he didn't say that you can't use star power."

The rest of the people didn't expect him to say that, Xu Ke paused, and said: "I can go... to sing, I have experience."

Although he has famous parents and a smooth career, he also has experience as a street performer. At the beginning, his song god father drove him out of the house and told him to go experience life. If he couldn't make money, he was not allowed to go home for dinner. .

……

A group of people chatted until very late, and finally Tong Xia volunteered to wash the dishes with Luo Zhengming, and then went back to their respective rooms to sleep, recharging their energy and preparing for work tomorrow morning.

But at 10:30 that night, Xu Ke showed up at the door of Tong Xia's room with a pillow in his arms.

Naturally, this scene was also captured by the camera, and the barrage went crazy, and some people even began to question whether this was intentional.

However, some fans still explained that this is Xu Ke's "bad habit". He can't sleep at night, and he likes to harass others and want to drag them to talk about life ideals, poems and songs. Training so hard during the day and listening to Xu Ke's nagging at night really makes me want to die, so fans know this.

Tong Xia knew that it was Xu Ke who was knocking on the door outside, so he just rolled his eyes without ignoring the camera, and the barrage rolled over with a hahaha laugh, saying that even the good-tempered captain couldn't stand Xu Ke anymore, Xu Ke It's over.

As soon as the door opened, Xu Ke's tall, thin and handsome figure was in front of him.

Xu Ke: "Xia Xia—"

Tong Xia: "No."

Xu Ke: "Xia Xia~~"

Tong Xia closed the door, Xu Ke stepped in, and after arguing for three seconds, Xu Ke managed to squeeze in.

At the same time, Li Chenhuan, who was watching the live broadcast, made a "click" and crushed the Coke can in his hand.