Entertainment circle cannon fodder counterattack strategy

It took Li An 5 minutes to test two screens, and then he started to catch up with the director; he played a domestic violence boy in this group before, and later played a PUA control freak. It wasn't very good, but fortunately, the director had more confidence in him after working with him before, saying: "As soon as this role came out, I thought of you, it's fine if you act in your true colors! But at that time your agent said , have you had your sties removed?"

Li An glanced sideways at Chen Chen, and Chen Chen took two steps away to avoid his sight as if nothing had happened.

The director continued: "My first reaction at the time was that you went to cut your double eyelids, you know that hahahahaha! The styes recovered within a few days, why did you have to rest for so long?"

Li An smiled, folded his arms and covered his cheek with one hand, and explained solemnly: "Later, another wisdom tooth was removed."

"Tsk! You said that you... missed out on several awards because of a tooth extraction. I heard from them that there are two Best Supporting Actor awards, as long as you can be there to receive the awards, they will be yours." The director was heartbroken, not worth it for him .

"This... toothache, it's fatal." Li An also showed a heartbroken look, and sighed heavily after speaking, "It's all life!"

The director patted him on the shoulder very regretfully, and comforted him: "You are still young, there is always a chance!"

Li An rubbed his nose and smiled, "It's mainly because I entered the industry too late, and I wanted to try more interesting roles, and other things came second. It's like your plot, which surprises me every time."

Director?He asked, "How do you say that?"

"Just like the last time I filmed with you, "Must Be Happy", which is an urban emotional drama, actually discusses all aspects of the pressure of modern people's life, under the guise of dating, but deeply analyzes the hidden interests in the lives of both sexes. There is a relationship between gains and losses, although none of the characters in the play are truly happy, but I think... people who can understand this play should be able to grasp their own happiness, right?"

Li An smiled and patted a rather deep rainbow fart, which made the director look at him brightly, and suddenly felt like meeting a bosom friend in a high mountain and flowing water, and a colorful cloud chasing the moon to know himself, "Unexpectedly, you only acted in such a small unit. It's amazing to be able to see so many things!"

Li An seemed a little embarrassed by the other party's praise, and immediately frowned and said in doubt: "But, I really don't understand this "Gate to Life", male obstetrician doctors...does there still exist male doctors in obstetrics? Besides, why is the male protagonist an obstetrician... a male doctor? It feels strange that one can't be handled well."

The director laughed, "Of course there are male doctors in the obstetrics department! It's relatively rare, but every hospital has them, and many of them are excellent doctors who specialize in high-risk cesarean sections. If the topic of sacrifice and choice in front of childbirth is all female doctors, it is easy to make people feel that women are hypocritical or self-pitying, but discussing it from the perspective of a male doctor will be more objective and easier for audiences of both sexes to share. to the point made in the play."

Li An suddenly realized that the two of them chattered for an hour without knowing it, and they looked like they hated seeing each other late. Li An was once a senior social boy, well versed in the art of communicating and controlling the field. Being humble and shy, let the other party not only appreciate him, but also spontaneously give birth to a great sense of accomplishment for solving the puzzles of Xueba.

Xie Xiangwen has been sitting next to him and playing with his mobile phone silently. He has tanned two color numbers in the past few months abroad. In order to improve the food for Li An and Zhang Hao, he has a lot of food, because he does not want to develop completely horizontally. , when I have time, I ask Jacob to play sports together, and now I look a little stronger, simply speaking, I am "as fat as two people" with the slender, white and beautiful boy in the previous idol drama.

At this time, he was already quite religious about his work, and his agency contract expired and he didn't renew it, as if he really wanted to wait for Li An to support his family. He was watching his phone intently, and someone beside him kept moving his eyes up and down. I glanced at him and didn't pay attention.

Until the casting director directly handed the business card under his nose, and said, "We are preparing for a drama about special soldiers. Mr. Xie, are you interested in auditioning next week?"

Xie Xiangwen was taken aback, took a look at the business card, and said sincerely: "First of all, thank you for the invitation, but I have no work plan for the time being..."

Hearing them talking, Li An and the chief director also turned their gazes, and the casting director walked up to them and explained: "Isn't Director Lang having a special war drama over there? I think Mr. Xie's current image fits well. I just wanted to ask him to have an audition with him next week, but he said that he has no plans to work recently, what a pity."

Li An blinked, smiled happily, and said, "You don't need to tell him about this, he has to listen to his manager."

Xie Xiangwen was in a daze, wondering when he would have another agent?Li An called Chen Chen and said, "Mr. Chen, please...help me get in touch with Mr. Xie."

Xie Xiangwen was arranged to audition for a group show called "Blade". The final seven male protagonists included Xie Xiangwen, with an average height of 185, and all of them were tall, strong, and handsome men with wheat-colored skin. In the final analysis, this is actually an idol drama, but the aesthetic point of view is completely opposite to that of ancient puppets.

There are no fancy clothes, no long hair, no exquisite makeup, nothing like blowing wind and fog to enhance the atmosphere, and the hell-style military training in the past two months almost drove Xie Xiangwen crazy. He just stood in a military posture for a week , and then the actor class is organized into different squadrons every week to practice live ammunition shooting, cross-country, military vehicle driving, hand-to-hand combat... Although they are all reduced versions, it is already enough for these spoiled young actors who usually sweat in the gym at most. It's not too different from purgatory on earth.

Xie Xiangwen and several other actors returned to the dormitory every day, sweating and dusty, listless like unearthed cultural relics, and he had to accept a [-]-point critical attack from Li An.

Compared with him, "The Gate of Xiangsheng" is simply a convalescent shooting. Li An has almost no outdoor scenes, and enjoys the constant temperature and air conditioner in the hospital building and Shuang Chen's meticulous personal care every day. Sisters and big sisters, and he can always carry his mobile phone with him when he is filming this scene, and he can send a selfie within 2 minutes of waiting.

Xie Xiangwen was miserable. He had to be separated from his phone when he went out for exercise at [-] o'clock in the morning, and when he returned to camp at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, he turned on his phone and immediately popped up dozens of photo messages from Li An.One day I couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Li An, your conscience won't hurt when you send me here? Look at my bald pollen cap, and my purple elbows!"

"It's over!" Li An hugged the phone and laughed, Chen Chen asked him what he was laughing at?

Li An dialed the phone directly, and asked happily: "Xie Xiangwen, are there people from the Northeast in your dormitory? Tell me a few words and let me listen!"

: "Dei, our instructor is Dongbei Yin, so now our whole class smells like this! So where is your conscience? Doesn't it hurt at all?"

"It won't hurt! I'm so happy and proud that you opened up a new way to play." Li An's tone suddenly became serious, but usually it didn't take more than three seconds. Sure enough, the next sentence changed again, "And you are so handsome now Do you know? It’s like walking hormones, so masculine! You’re dark and bald, and you’re getting stronger!”

Xie Xiangwen touched his hairy head, "I've seen One Punch Man too... You even copied comics, do you have any sincerity in complimenting people?"

"Reading makes me happy." Li An began to force his words, and then said: "I still have a few scenes here, let's hang up first!"

Because Xie Xiangwen's side hadn't officially started filming yet, Li An's side seemed to finish work late. After a while, Xie Xiangwen received a message asking, "Is today Arbor Day?"

Xie Xiangwen didn't know why he suddenly asked this, searched it with his mobile phone, and said, "No, what's the matter?"

Li An: "Then why did I fall into your hands?"

Xie Xiangwen replied with an overjoyed expression, and asked: "Are you trying to make me happy?... Just say no, treat me to a big meal later! Do you know what I want to eat now?"

Li An started filming again, and returned to him after more than half an hour: "Fried chicken and beer grilled wagyu beef, golden soup with pork belly and chicken baked prawns. And me."

Xie Xiangwen deleted the second half of the earthy love sentence that had been typed in the input box. The sentence "and me" made him a little restless. For a moment, his mind was filled with the image of the two of them writhing on the bed, so he had to put down the phone and pick it up. The washbasin went to the shower room.

During the video call between the two of them the next day, Li An showed him a newly bought "Encyclopedia of Taste of Love", and then opened the page and began to complain: "This is actually a notebook, and it's so ugly, it's completely useless. There is only one earth-flavored love story on two pages... Oh, some pages don’t have it yet, this thing costs 38 yuan, my God, what a profiteer!”

Xie Xiangwen looked at the phone and almost fainted from laughter, "Are you stupid? You can't do a Baidu search? You still need to buy a book!"

"I thought this whole book was full of rustic love stories!" Li An's face collapsed, "I don't want to say anything, I'm so heartbroken, and I was cheated of money and feelings by profiteers."

Several people in Xie Xiangwen's dormitory saw him smiling like a fool, so they all came to watch and asked him if he was videoing with his girlfriend?In the end, when I stretched my head over, I saw that the other party was actually a man, and he looked a little familiar. One of them finally had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Is this Li An?"

Li An is on the other end of the phone?He let out a cry and asked, "Who is calling me?" Then I saw a few young people with the same hairstyle as Xie Xiangwen put their faces into the video frame, but pushed Xie Xiangwen to the back, and then started to ask questions in a hurry : "The contrast between you and the movie is so great! I didn't recognize you after watching it for a long time."

: "It means that the makeup teacher is too good."

Li An is now a little plumper than when he was filming "Book from the Heart". He looks very refined and soft, with the words "kind and reliable" capitalized on his face, which is completely different from that control freak in temperament.

Someone asked again: "What did you guys talk about just now? Xie Xiangwen laughed so hard!"

Li An took out the notebook called "The Encyclopedia of Love Taste of Earth" and showed it again, saying that it was really made by profiteers, so you should never buy it.

When he said this, the other six "kiwifruit" were as happy as "Jumping Candy", "You two big men chatting about earthy love, you are too funny!"

"That's right, we are discussing the feasibility of using earthy love words to make friends!...Then the result is possible, it is not feasible, and I was cheated of 38 yuan." Li An pursed his mouth and shook his head, looking at the ugly red with great disappointment. Ugly red notebook.

Xie Xiangwen and his roommates squatted on the ground laughing, Xie Xiangwen squeezed over and put away the phone, and said, "Whoever said that I laughed like a fool just now, go and look in the mirror yourself!"