Entertainment circle cannon fodder counterattack strategy

"I come back to wipe one every day, hey, don't tell me! I'm showing feelings now!" Xie Xiangwen moved himself in front of a giant Ultraman Zero, "This is what I wiped today, look at it!" ! Isn’t it particularly fresh and beautiful?”

"What did you use to wipe it? Do you know that you can't use water? Use alcohol to clean it, otherwise the color will change!" Li An's eyes can't wait to paste them on the phone screen, Xie Xiangwen can only see half of his face on the screen up.

Xie Xiangwen laughed and comforted him: "Don't worry! What do you think this is?" He took out a pack of alcohol sanitation wipes from nowhere and showed them to Li An, "I squeeze these wipes before I use them. ...We have to wipe it clean without leaving traces!"

Li An slowly took a breath, retreated his body, pursed his lips, and blinked: "Well, they can't let the sun shine directly..."

"I don't open the curtains all the year round." Xie Xiangwen nodded sincerely at the camera, if it wasn't for his cheekbones being too high, he would be so stupid to believe him.

Li An gritted his back molars and gave him a hypocritical and gratifying smile, "Then I'm relieved!"

Xie Xiangwen laughed wildly again, and then said, "I'll go and play with you on weekends!"

"No need!" Li An narrowed his eyes, Xie Xiangwenming knew that he couldn't bear to part with his "son"... Isn't this bullying?

Xie Xiangwen didn't care, clicked twice, and didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, "I'm not asking you! I'll just tell you, I'll arrive at midnight on Friday, and I've already bought the air ticket. I'll go to your place to pay for the night. Just give me a place to sleep."

Li An put down the line, paced back and forth in the living room, sighed, and suddenly expressed emotion, "Xiao Chen, do you know what the greatest sorrow in life is?"

"Uh..." Sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Chen Chen, who was buried in the keyboard, raised his head. Li An and Xie Xiangwen fought wits and talkatively all night, and she listened the whole time... After thinking for a while, she handed over a stalk: "The person is dead." , the money hasn’t been spent yet?”

"It's because the man didn't die, but all the sons are gone!" After Li An finished speaking, he amused himself, and Chen Chen also laughed, while still compiling a daily newspaper for Bai Mo, the Li An in his email and the Li An in reality The difference is far, anyway, the diagnosis of moderate depression is not false, so she writes about her illness in any way, such as trance, incoherent speech, insomnia, dreamy dreams, hair loss, it seems that she can't live anymore, and she can die at any time... I don't know Will Bai Mo have nightmares after watching it?

Li An sat down next to her, stretched his neck to read the contents of the email, Chen Chen turned his laptop towards him so that he could read it, Li An frowned, "You're almost writing me to death... Once he suddenly comes over one day, both of us will miss out."

Chen Chen pouted and blew himself into the sea, "That's right...I'll change it."

"I'll do it!" Li An said, eagerly moving the computer onto his lap, and began to clatter on the keyboard.While typing, he said to Chen Chen, "When you write a script, you can't let go of your personality, do you know that? That is, you must always remember that you are not familiar with me. The more superficial the story is, the more believable it is! For example, this trance It's your judgment, but don't say it directly, you have to let Bai Mo judge by himself, for example..."

Li An tilted his head to think for a few seconds, and continued: "For example, I took the medicine in the morning, and I went to take the medicine again after a while, but if you didn't pay attention, I took all the medicine for the day... Or I haven't eaten at noon, so I have to say I've already eaten it. You have to describe the objective events, and don't give Bai Mo your feelings... Only in this way can it be realistic."

Chen Chen's eyes lit up, and he uttered two words softly: "Niu...P..." Li An smiled a little awkwardly. As far as his understanding of Bai Mo was concerned, no one would dare to recognize the number one if he recognized him as the second. !

Although Bai Mo asked Chen Chen to hand in the weekly report every day, in fact he didn't read it every day, he could find time to read it once or twice a week, and the first time he saw it was the diagnosis of moderate depression.

Li An's situation went from bad to worse in the daily newspaper. He knew that Han Yi had come to the imperial capital, and Han Yi had been with Li An for a week, but Li An's situation showed no sign of improvement. Bai Mo retreated. But the dying, collapsed and depressed Li An was not the result he wanted to see. All signs showed that Li An had been completely abolished.

Bai Mo pressed his temples, his mind dizzy for a while, he took two deep breaths, and walked out of his office, wanting to find something fresh to divert his attention, so as to get rid of the thorn that Li An had planted in his heart.

At the beginning of his company's founding, there was an exceptionally bright dance practice room. In the past few years, Li An spent almost every day dancing here. Last year, it was renovated. extremely strong.When Bai Mo pushed open the door, there were two men and two women rehearsing the dance. Seeing the boss coming in, they didn't disrupt the rhythm, but made every movement more precise and powerful.

It wasn't until the end of one quarter that the boys and girls came forward to say hello. Bai Mo smiled and waved his hands to everyone as a response, and then called Andy to one of the boys, saying, "Come here."

Andy is a boy with fair skin and a handsome face. At first glance, he looks like a well-behaved boy. His temperament is somewhat similar to Li An's, but his facial features are deeper and his lips are thinner. He is more attractive and more lethal.

I don't know if it has something to do with dancing. Andy's height is not very good, and there is no trend of breaking through 180. Bai Mo can naturally put his arms on the opponent's shoulders, and ask with an ambiguous attitude: "Are there any arrangements for the evening?"

Andy didn't answer directly. He raised his face to ask Bai Mo for intimacy. Bai Mo wanted to get closer, but he retreated again, but he still couldn't get a firm kiss. Lovers of sweetened honey.

"Let's go together after get off work, let's go to my house." Bai Mo suggested again.

Andy's body got closer to Bai Mo, almost sticking together, and coquettishly said: "Brother, I don't want to be your No.1, I want to be your only1."

The smile on Bai Mo's face froze for a moment, and suddenly he felt a little disgusted, but then he said yes, then lowered his head and kissed Andy on the cheek, "Go back to dance practice."

Andy's leaving back overlapped with Li An's figure in Bai Mo's eyes, and then Li An's voice seemed to ring in his ears, "If you do it all over again, can you treat me even a little...be nicer?"

Bai Mo went to the tea room and poured himself a cup of coffee, and returned to the office. He didn't have much time to work all afternoon. He turned on the large screen mounted on the wall opposite the desk. The screen saver on it was a slideshow generated by Li An's photo album collection. From a youthful youth of seventeen or eighteen to a full of vigor at eighteen or nineteen, Li An's brilliance suddenly appeared after the age of 20. Every glance and every smile are touching. What No1, Only1... Bai Mo thinks it's a bit ridiculous, Andy His wishful thinking is ridiculous, and he himself is not only ridiculous, but also pathetic.

At eight o'clock in the evening, all the employees in the company had already left work. Bai Mo turned off the name lamp in the office, spread his body in the boss's chair, and stared blankly at the brightly lit street downstairs through the glass curtain wall. .

The door was knocked, and Bai Mo heard it, but he was too lazy to respond; soon the door was pushed open from the outside, and Andy walked up to him as silently as a cat, leaned forward facing Bai Mo, with his hands resting on his chair On the armrest, "Brother?... What are you looking at?"

Bai Mo moved his stiff neck a little bit, imitating his appearance and raised the corners of his mouth to give a sweet smile: "I'm thinking of you." This is Li An's standard answer, and anyone who asks him will get this answer The answer, even knowing it was fake, made people feel sweet; Bai Mo thought, maybe in the early years, not every "thinking about you" was fake.

Bai Mo stood up and held Andy into his arms.

This boy is too much like Li An, with similar height, similar face, and even the same singing and dancing skills. In fact, because he is from a major, he may be better than Li An.Just 20 years old, this is also the age when Li An's brilliance suddenly burst into amazing brilliance.

But Andy is obviously smarter and smarter than Li An, he is very good at acting like a baby, and he needs Bai Mo to spend more time coaxing him. Compared with Li An at that time, he was really stupid, stupid and simple, and also very stubborn, maybe because of his stubborn personality. Forbearance, whether it is the pain of practicing dance, or the pain he bestowed on him on various occasions, Li An can swallow it without blinking an eye, and enjoy it.

When thinking of this, Bai Mo's heart will feel dull pain, he regrets it, even though he has always advertised himself as a person who never regrets.There are two people in this world that he regretted. One is Zhou Zihe, who was his old club when he debuted, and now this is Li An.

Bai Mo let his thoughts wander in his memory, not caring what Andy was doing or his expression.The boy's struggling and waving hands touched the remote control, and the huge screen behind him suddenly lit up, and the slideshow generated by Li An's album was reflected on the glass curtain wall in front of them, and Bai Mo's eyes were fixed on the half-hidden figure on the curtain wall , sharp chin, full lips, sharp eyebrows and half-long hair, all are Li An's silhouette blurred by double-glazed glass. Andy exclaimed and screamed at this time, but he liked this tone a little bit in his heart. He liked Bai Mo's domineering and fierce style, and the other party was so handsome, and he was also his boss!

When Bai Mo was satisfied, Andy also shivered, and then he heard Bai Mo call another person's name... "Xiao An."

Andy's face paled instantly.

He knows Leon.

In the company, Li An is the kind... "People are no longer in the Jianghu, but the Jianghu is still in the legend." It is said that he was once Bai Mo's leader and the only person who can make Bai Mo lose control.

Many people said that Li An was crazy, so even if he was crazy, he was useless!Do you still think he is better than me?

Andy gritted his teeth with a pale face, and his eyes were full of resentment.