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The first day of the crew of "Lin Yuan Lu": the opening ceremony.

It is also the last buffer before the whole team starts work. Pull banners, burn high incense, cut pork, and shout eggplants to take pictures. After a busy day, the media, film and television personnel will go back to their rooms for repairs. There are two large single rooms, one for the general director, another for the service director (because he has to deal with too many costumes and props), and the others are two or three people.The main actors were all assigned double rooms, and Li Chun and Zhou Zihe were assigned to a "upper room" with a separate bathroom because they were the first and second males.

As soon as Zhou Zihe came out of the shower, Li Chun was trapped by the wall for a kiss, because he had promised not to do anything to Zhou Zihe that he didn't want to do. At this moment, Li Chun could only show his pretty face pitifully He leaned forward, looking like a little puppy waiting to be fed.

Zhou Zihe pursed his lips, pushed him a step away resolutely, and talked like the host of a children's show, coaxing the big star: "I just heard that tomorrow I will shoot the location first, hey! You understand, There are a lot of fight scenes on location, we are the first male and the second male, if you want to cultivate immortality, you must be flying around, right?" He raised two fingers, making a swing gesture, and continued. : "You and I, the two of us, it is said that we may hang on it for eight hours! So now, we'd better do nothing and cherish every minute we can lie still, okay?"

Before Zhou Zihe finished speaking, before Li Chun could react, he bent his legs out from under his arms, stepped onto the bed with a stride, shook off the thin air conditioner, and was wrapped tightly around himself.

Li Chun was stunned for a moment, then squeezed into Zhou Zihe's single bed like a tail, and pulled a quilt horn towards himself with a bit of rogue, and it took a long time to squeeze into Zhou Zihe's small quilt, but Zhou Zihe was caught. Crane let out a low growl and hesitated in fright: "Don't touch me!"

After a while, Li Chun suddenly grabbed Zhou Zihe's hands and put them on his chest, and said angrily, "I won't touch you!...Can you touch me? It's empty, lonely and cold! Can't you give me some warmth?"

Zhou Zihe was dumbfounded, and after glaring at him, he simply closed his eyes and let him walk around the opponent's body by grabbing his wrist.I didn't feel anything at first, but after touching it a couple of times, I felt a little sour. Li Chun's muscles are well trained, plump, firm and elastic, and his chest muscles are also thicker than his own. He thought, "This... I'm afraid there must be a C... ?”

Li Chun actually nodded and echoed in a low voice: "You just say it's good to touch? Does it feel good?" Zhou Zihe realized that he had accidentally revealed his heart, and his tense face inevitably turned red. The soft palms and fingertips were teased by the opponent's skin. He looked up at Li Chun, and the opponent was also staring at him intently. When the four eyes met, one of them suddenly confessed: "Zhou Zhou, from now on, I will belong to you! You can't do that!" Don't be polite, from today onwards, please enjoy it heartily, to your heart's content, and casually! Are you surprised? Are you happy?"

Zhou Zihe was so teased that he failed in a second, turned over suddenly and held Li Chun down, "I think this is fine now."

Li Chun put his hands into his pajamas, feeling intoxicated: "Zhou Zhou, your waist is so thin...Look, I have big breasts and you have a thin waist, they really are a perfect match in the world!"

Zhou Zihe blushed but pretended to be generous, and said with a smile: "Can you say a few words less at this time?"

Li Chun raised his eyebrows and laughed, but finally stopped. He felt that the most attractive thing about Zhou Zihe was this natural straightforwardness and shyness, but then he remembered that he had avoided himself in Beijing for a whole week. The group's uninhibited anecdotes, but also feel that this person is very hypocritical, and his obviously ignorant behavior also seems a bit bitch in his eyes.

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Afterwards, Li Chun unpacked the paper towels for the two of them to clean up briefly. With a contented expression on his face, he smiled and looked at Zhou Zihe, who had dull eyes. It took a long time for Zhou Zihe to recover. He looked up at the clock on the wall, and sighed in his heart: Sure enough, men are lower-body animals, and nothing can block their lust, and then they use their hands and feet to support their still limp bodies and move them to the shower room.

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"Lin Yuan Lu" is a story about a modern young Han Zheng's soul traveling through a different world to cultivate immortals. It's a bit like an RPG level game... The first level is almost like "Entering the rivers and lakes" or "New Village". Clear the level with full marks and gain the loyalty of the team members, Balabala.

In the early stage of filming, the crew adhered to the general principle of resting people and never stopping the machine. They rotated groups for [-] hours a day and compressed the progress of three weeks into half a month. Two days off.

Because I heard that the next day was on vacation, the whole group became exhausted from noon. First, the editor and director urged Zhanli to order a hot pot, and then several main actors asked their assistants to confirm their roles in the afternoon, and all those who could run disappeared.

Several directors, directors, directors, and drama managers were eating hot pot in the corner while chatting and gossiping. The assistant directors of the three groups talked about the male one and the male two, and praised: "These two guys have a strong sense of CP! Now I say they don't order I don't believe it myself."

Zhan Li bit the tender sliced ​​beef and nodded in agreement: "So you need to let the video camera take more pictures of their interaction. When the Kite CP starts broadcasting, it will definitely become popular."

"So do they have a story? Just now I saw Li Chun taking Zhou Zihe into his car." The little girl's director suddenly interjected, and her gossip soul could be seen blazing with the naked eye, and she looked at the couple expectantly. A gossip first-line director brother.

"Must not!" The assistant director of the second group suddenly said that he is Zhou Zihe's classmate. , the ex-girlfriend must have a reinforcement company? Play stable!"

"Zhou Zihe and we knew each other when we were in college. His ex-girlfriend is a child-faced D-cup otaku goddess. It is impossible for him to have sex with men! No matter how handsome and good-looking Li Chun is!...does he have a CDEF code?"

The female choreographer looked at Zhan Li awkwardly, thinking how could you have such a stick, laughed dryly and continued to boil vegetable leaves and boiled shrimp balls.

At this moment, the two people, who have been proven absolutely impossible to get together, are hiding in a high-end Sprint RV and doing some indescribable things.

Zhou Zihe's hands rested on Li Chun's thick C+ chest muscles, his black eyebrows were lightly frowned, his pink lips were slightly parted, and he hummed softly. He was wearing Chu Changfeng's full suit and was wrapped in layers of robes from the neck down. There was a little red blood from her saliva, and there were scratches on her forehead and cheeks.

His whole body exuded a seductive aura that was clearly miserable and abstinent but made people want to bully and defile him even more. He begged Li Chun with a trembling voice: "Brother Han, don't be like this... Could it be that you are also possessed by evil spirits? "

Li Chun pinched his jaw with one hand, and said with a wicked smile: "Xiaofeng, look clearly, this is the real me!" As he said that, he was about to bow his head and kiss "Chu Changfeng", but Chu Changfeng turned his head abruptly and broke free from the restraint of his jaw. Fiercely, he warned: "Don't touch my face!... There will be a series in the afternoon, so don't rub off my makeup."

Li Chun turned his face back again, and said discouragedly: "Can you concentrate a little more? Can you just say that you accidentally rubbed it off when you were eating?"

Zhou Zihe rolled his eyes secretly, feeling deeply that he had been led into a ditch by Li Chun, and would agree to play any role with him when his IQ was overturned; at this moment, there were frequent depressions in his heart, and he felt that his fragile nerves could last for at most 5 minutes, and he felt ashamed About to enter the battlefield to end the game.

Li Chun pursed his lips and looked down at him, and chose a full-body relaxation package on the armrest of the massage chair. After a beep, Zhou Zihe leaned back. He looked at Li Chun slightly surprised and puzzled, so the "Kite CP" role he agreed on The play is over like this?

The empathetic Chun Chunzi looked at the side with his face in his hands like a flower, and said with a smile, "It's a few hours before the holiday, so I'm not in such a hurry, okay?" He suddenly reached out to touch Zhou Zihe's face, He asked with a smile: "Teacher Zhou is so accommodating to me, is it because he has fallen in love with me?"

Zhou Zihe blinked his eyes, trying to organize his words to say something nice, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a cry of pain, "Ouch!" His wig was pulled by the massage headrest, and the rubber edge of the wig was pulled apart, and it hurt for a while. Li Chun hurriedly pressed the massage end button, pulled him up from the chair to check the hair cover, and said, "It's all open anyway, let me take it off for you, it will stick again later."

But the other party sternly refused, "Just add some glue, why stick it again? My hairline is going to be bald after sticking..."

The two of them chatted casually and got out of the RV, one after the other went to the place where the theater staff took a lunch break to find a makeup artist. Zhou Zihe pressed his hands on the unglued fake sideburns, and had no time to look after him. Li Chun followed behind his buttocks, wanting to laugh and Holding back, cheaply making up the knife: "It's a matter of time before you go bald, why don't you think about hair transplant?"

Zhou Zihe slowed down and turned back to stare at him: "Why? You want to introduce customers to the hair transplant hospital to earn a commission?"

"No..." Li Chun raised his brows and drooped his eyes pretending to be wronged, "I'll lend you my VIP discount card!"

"Hahahahaha!" Zhou Zihe laughed out loud with him after hearing this.

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When the action director and director went to the location, they only saw Zhou Zihe sitting in a folding chair with a parasol warming up the script, so he went up to say hello and asked, "Has Li Chun come yet?"

Zhou Zihe looked around in a daze, "I was still here just now..." After he looked around and saw no one, he said, "I'll give him a call."

The director waved his hand: "You go to Shangwei first, I'll call him." Before the call was dialed, Li Chun and his assistant wandered over from a distance, and the assistant held the parasol for him. Chun's left and right hands each held a cup of iced milk tea with frost on it, and the director waved to him, telling him not to drink it!Go to Wia with Yuan Bing later, be careful to spit it out!

Li Chun argued, "Zhou Zhou hangs the string because he is afraid he will vomit and won't eat at noon. You still don't let him drink a few sips to continue his life. Be careful that he faints in the afternoon for you to see."

Zhou Zihe hurried forward to take the two glasses of drinks into his hands, and smoothed things over: "Ms. Li is so considerate, I am thirsty... But Chun Chunzi, you have to control yourself, there is mineral water over there, you still have to drink it." Drink some water."

When Li Chun first entered the group, the hair set was neatly tied and handsome, but within a few days, the director disliked "baby fat". Modify his increasingly rounded little face; now watching Zhou Zihe sip the sweet and fragrant iced milk tea, his comfortable eyes are narrowed, but I can only enjoy my eyesight.

The assistant unscrewed a bottle of mineral water wisely and coaxed him in his hand: "Brother Chun, drink this, it's so sweet."

Li Chun stared at Zhou Zihe and took a sip of mineral water, performing a pleasant surprise: "Really! So sweet! Tsk, coconut jasmine...delicious!"

The shooting went well in the afternoon, and work was over before five o'clock. The cast and crew could leave earlier, and they could slap their ass and leave after removing their make-up and changing their clothes. Li Chun and Zhou Zihe made an appointment early in the morning to go to Hangzhou for a long vacation, and drove on the highway Later, Zhou Zihe suddenly received a call from his agent Liu Xin. Liu Xin said that she had arrived at Hengdian Airport and invited him to dinner tonight. Zhou Zihe looked at the navigation and it showed that it was 137 kilometers away from Hangzhou, but he said calmly to Liu Xin. Xin lied that she had already arrived in Hangzhou.

When he hung up the phone, Li Chun looked over teasingly: "Zhou Zhou, you are so bad! You don't even blush when you lie!"

Zhou Zihe smiled and said nothing, there was no need to argue, Liu Xin is not the kind of manager who likes to go to the front line to visit the team, and he suddenly appeared probably because he had other things to stop by to see him, so he lied and hid away, but Li Chunyi It seems that there is something wrong with his character.

Everyone said that he had a good temper, and he would laugh it off when others said harsh words. He just felt that there was no need to be too serious about everything.

Unexpectedly, Liu Xin called again a while later, saying that he had already reserved a private room in a certain hotel in Hangzhou, and they still wanted to have dinner together.It's a bit embarrassing now, it seems that Liu Xin really has something to do with him!The planned two-person world instantly vanished, and the two looked at each other helplessly. Li Chun regained his energy after pondering for a moment, and teased, "Why don't you take me there, and see your son-in-law as a mother-in-law."

"Not good..." Zhou Zihe hesitated, but he still sent a message, asking Liu Xinfang if it was convenient for him to bring Li Chun with him.Liu Xin replied with a "yes" and sent a large text message after 2 minutes: "I heard that you have been very close to Li Chun recently, it's good, Xiao Qiong is planning the second part of Lingjian Mountain, we have a chance Fight for two male leads, you have a good relationship with Li Chun, as long as he nods, the original crew will start filming the sequel with a high probability."

Zhou Zihe put away his mobile phone and turned to look at Li Chun. He knew that Li Chun was not like him taking jobs and just letting things happen.

Li Chun was also playing with his mobile phone at the moment, feeling a burning gaze shining on his face, he couldn't help turning his head to look at him, and asked, "Your boss agrees?"

"Yeah." Zhou Zihe looked back, he felt that Li Chun was a sand sculpture who loved to play tricks on the surface, but he was a delicate person in detail.So this second-year-old habitual offender, a young boy with a love brain, and a passionate person who talks about love at any time, is he himself?Or is it one of his many characters?