Entertainment circle cannon fodder counterattack strategy

"Mom... why are you here?" Zhou Zihe had a severe headache because he was crying so hard.

"Baby, who bullied you?" Zhou's mother wiped the tears on his face with her cuff like he did when he was a child, and then cursed in a low voice: "Fuck! My clothes..." quickly took out a few tissues Continue to wipe his son's face: "You parked indiscriminately, call me 114." Zhou's mother said while unfastening his seat belt, "You go to the co-pilot, I will drive."

Zhou Zihe sat down obediently and went to the co-driver. When he started again, he was catching up with the evening rush hour. The mother and son were stuck in a block of roads and moved forward quickly.

"Baby, tell mom what's going on?" Zhou's mother glanced sideways at him, "It's still blocking, we have to talk about something, right?"

"I don't want to say..." Zhou Zihe leaned his head on the car door and closed his eyes to rest, coquettishly.

Mother Zhou felt sorry for her beloved son, frowned slightly, and persevered in guiding him to confide in her heart: "When I get home later, your dad will have to ask, you can tell me now... right? What if... I will help you." You string together words."

At this moment, Zhou Zihe's eyes were gradually swollen, his eyelids could only be lifted a little, and he gave his mother a sideways glance, "You always..."

He got stuck in saying two words, he has always boasted that he is mature, stable and capable, and not only was he caught crying today, but now if this lawsuit comes out, he wonders if he will stay where he is with his mother's temper. Show him the explosion.

Mother Zhou sneered as if she had eyes on the back of her head, "Tell me, Mom, I am very strong. When did I let you down since I was a child?"

Zhou Zihe sighed deeply, thought for a while, skipped the matter of Li Chun, and talked about how the two devils Liu Xin and Xiao Qiong teamed up to trick him.

Zhou's mother pondered for a long time, and when she spoke again, she suddenly lost her confidence, and murmured: "...Son, it's my mother's fault for asking you to renew the contract early... Yes, I'm sorry..."

Zhou Zihe sighed again, "Come on, Mom, I'm in seven disasters and eight disasters. I can't escape the first day of the junior high school, but I can't escape the fifteenth day."

Zhou's mother hummed, and said again: "How about...you should go home and eat the old ones. Mom will take care of you."

Zhou Zihe suddenly felt his head hurt even more.

The mother and son were silent in the car for a long time. After driving out of the congested road and picking up the speed a little, Zhou's mother spoke again and said seriously: "Do you know "Lan Yu"? This kind of theme must be banned in China, but the two leading actors are in the car. The international film industry has successively won the title of emperor and won numerous awards, and the films that were followed afterward are all major productions with the main theme."

"That's the same... I have a small cost, and the opponent is still an Internet celebrity, and I have had more than [-] facelifts..." Zhou Zihe complained. If it was a normal configuration, he wouldn't be so desperate.

—— "Oh, then quit the circle, I will support you!"

——"Mom...can you hold on a little longer?" Zhou Zihe finally laughed out of anger.

"Uh..." Zhou's mother searched her stomach, thought for a long time, and then said: "80s Hong Kong actor ***, have you heard of it? He specializes in acting as a villain and has made more than 1000 bad movies, but he made himself do everything. All of his acting skills are online, and he will also be on the altar of actor in the end!"

——"Mom, look at me, don't I look more like cannon fodder for being KO'd by the big villain?"

Zhou's mother glanced at him hastily, "It's also... Quit the circle, mom supports you... Damn, I'm not in the mood to cook, call your dad to come out and eat hot pot."

"...?" Zhou Zihe suddenly thought it was funny. He was quite memorized. The company probably didn't want to hide him this time, but planned to bury him alive, but his old man with a nerve like a yak Mom is completely drunk if she can't get it.

So what Sai Luo said... "How can you give up so easily before the last moment!"

The main reason is that at this point, it is better to go home and die than give it a go.

The next day Zhou Zihe spent the whole day carefully reading the Danmei novel called "Lingling Qingshui Pond".The protagonists in the story are Gao Chi, the second-generation local tyrant who dominates one side, and Cong Qing, a poor and white peasant boy... Sure enough, girls' literature will never escape the shackles set by Cinderella!Zhou Zihe was lying on the sofa, picking at the stubble that had grown out of his head after a day of shaving, and thought: Although it is a male-female novel, turning Cong Qing into a girl doesn't seem to be particularly inconsistent.

The story begins when Cong Qing enters his freshman year, saying that his family lent him money to cover his tuition fees, and that after college he needs to work part-time to support his academic life and pay off his debts.

The other male lead, Gao Chi, is a senior high school student preparing for the exam. Cong Qing is hired to be his tutor, and the gears of fate start to turn here.

The most embarrassing thing is that in order to successfully complete various PLAYs, Gao Chi's relatives did not appear at home very often. Later, the two experienced various natural and man-made disasters together. In the end, he and Xiao Gong lived a happy life as the overlord's wife.

Zhou Zihe recalled his senior year in high school, and suddenly felt that he and Gao Chi really resonated... The more pressure you study, the more envious you are of someone falling in love, let it be!My first love also started in the third year of high school. Although it was very short and I didn't go to Ben Lei, but thinking about it now is still quite throbbing.As for Cong Qing, who was weak from head to toe...Zhou Zihe sighed, "Can I win the role of Xiao Gong again...?"

Zhou Zihe had just fallen asleep when he was woken up by a piercing ringing of the video phone. After connecting, there was a strange laughter of "goose goose goose goose" which was even more piercing than the ringtone. He knew who it was without looking at his phone, so he didn't turn on the light He didn't say anything, just waiting for his silly sister, who has become more and more unreliable since studying abroad, to laugh enough.

——"Brother, my mother said that you took over the filming of a gay movie!" Zhou Ziqi said, "I'm sorry, but as your CP fan, I can't bear it anymore."

"Well...then you come back, I'll take you into the group." Zhou Zihe said angrily: "Let you witness your own brother's ass being exploded?"

"Hi!..." Zhou Ziqi hiccupped in fright, "Isn't it?...It's really a three-pole film, and no country can pass it. Don't worry too much about your chastity... Scale You can rest assured by handing it over to Radio and Television.”

Zhou Zihe was so angry that he could not speak, snorted, and hung up the phone directly.

A second later, the voice bell rang again, and Zhou Ziqi was very sincere this time, apologizing as soon as he got through, and then said: "I heard my mother tell you about you, and I will report to you after reading the novel from a female perspective. , please listen to me!"

Zhou Zihe was silent for a moment, "Then wait a while, I'll get a piece of paper and write it down."

Zhou Ziqi: "No, no, no! I've written the study notes, and I'll send them to you. In addition, I want to give you some advice:

First of all, in fact, this novel was written relatively early, and now there is not much market for weak people;

Second, the version of the book you read is incomplete. You can search for "Qingchi Complete Edition" on the Internet. Every boat scene is very delicate and has brought about emotional changes. If you want to understand Cong Qing, although it is shameful... ...but check out the full version anyway.

Third, you must check out the book reviews on the online platform. I sent you the link. Those who follow the article and complain about it have clearly circled the minefield, which will definitely help you in shaping your character. "

Zhou Zihe rubbed his eyes and yawned, "Miss, you go to school, fall in love, and worry about your brother's chastity. It's really hard work for you... Take a rest earlier!" Then he hung up the phone; His girl is a good girl, but her nerves are a little bit thick, and her temper is like her mother's, aggressive and rough. He and his father have not inherited the delicate and steady southerners... Our family is not a reorganized family, is it?

"Huh!—" Zhou [Dabao] Zihe twitched the corner of his mouth, and said to himself: Don't think about it!You can tell it's the original by looking at the face!

The complete version of "Lingling", the supplementary part is basically all boat scenes, Zhou Zihe poured two large bottles of mineral water to reduce the fire while watching... Then he went to the toilet all night, and fell asleep in the middle of the night for a while , the dream was full of ups and downs with Li Chun, and when he woke up, he saw the embarrassment of being a pillar of the sky, thinking that Xiao Huangwen really can't watch too much!

Because he got up too late, the breakfast that Zhou's mother left for him was completely cold, and there was a cute cartoon flower stick on the table. My message: Come on son, love you forever!

Zhou's father has always been displeased with his choice of acting, and he hates girls reading male-female novels the most. Zhou Ziqi often complained to him about this matter. If he knew that his dear son was going to star in male-female dramas... I can't imagine How exciting!

It's a pity that Zhou's mother is a person who can't hide things in her heart. The mother and son clearly agreed to keep the old man a secret, but at night they still vaguely heard their parents arguing next door with their voices suppressed.

Zhou Zihe sent a message to his mother while the meal was hot: "Did you beat dad?"

——"No, I was almost scolded to death by him... I am used to saying that you are so willful, I am! I think he wrote you a small note again in the morning, and I am used to it. I think I am the most used to it. It's him!"

Zhou Zihe's heart was completely warmed by his family, and his little heart, which had been abused outside for half a month, felt cared for again.

Immediately after recovering blood in place, he showed the energy to sprint for the college entrance examination. Not only did he thoroughly understand the original work, but he also wrote down his sentimental essays, and even printed dozens of pages of book reviews for analysis. Pushing a circle by himself, the old man took the clipper to turn over his carefully groomed half-length hairstyle for a long time, he was not willing to do it.

But Zhou's mother likes his short hair very much, saying that your forehead is so beautiful, you should cut it short and show it!

Generally, the company will arrange study and training for actors in advance to adapt to the role after the cast is settled, but this time "Haohan Film and Television Studio" has done a good job of expressing conscientiousness to Zhou Zihe. All the performance materials of "Lingling" given by the producer Untouched, all the brains were given to him.

But Zhou Zihe put all these aside and arranged for himself a month of independent training.

He goes out early every day with only 50 yuan in cash, and takes an hour-long bus to a comprehensive university in the suburbs. At noon, he orders the cheapest potato shredded rice bowl in the cafeteria, chats with his classmates at the same table, and goes to the lecture theater in the afternoon to take a big class. , specifically to grab the middle seats in the first three rows, and attend lectures and take notes with the top students around.

After a month, he really got acquainted with two talented people from a poor family, and thanks to the potato shreds and rapeseed, he lost a full ten catties!People are more energetic, even the classic home-cooked dishes such as shredded potatoes and mushrooms and rapeseed, I don’t want to take another look at them.

On the eve of joining the group, Zhou Zihe browsed and sorted out the materials given by the crew from beginning to end, sorted out his thoughts and feelings, and wrote a [-]-word biography overnight, which not only added a reasonable family background to Cong Qing, but also combined He interacted with Gao Chi, drafted seven or eight childhood stories, rationalized all his actions and choices, and copied the notes accumulated from reading the original work to the storyboard one by one.Zhou Zihe asked himself that as an actor, he has done all the preparations he could. The rest is to see how the director tells the story... Well, I also hope that the Internet celebrities in his opposite drama will not be too thorough drama scum.