Fake concubine, real queen

Masano was a little embarrassed.

Although the person in front of me is the son-in-law of the eldest son, he can be regarded as a family, but he is a prince after all, and it is indeed a bit...

He gave a dry laugh, supported the Shizi's shoulders, and pressed his restless hand, and said, "Uh...well, the wine in the general's mansion has a bit of stamina, and I haven't drank much in almost half a year. , This... I'm afraid it's a bit high-spirited, I'm confused by drinking, please don't see, Your Highness..."

Who knows that the word "weird" in his mouth, before he could say it, He Xiaohou howled again, and this time he broke free from Zhengye's hand holding him, and said: "...monster !"

Zhengye, Chengwei, Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

Zhengye felt bitter, Shizi had been strong since he was a child, how could He Gu hold back when he wanted to break free, and he didn't care that He Gu was drunk, so he had to say to him earnestly: "Master, don't talk nonsense, this is Third Highness, you drank too much today, let's go back and rest."

But He Gu ignored him, didn't say a word, just stared fixedly at Pei Zhaoheng, after a long while, suddenly hiccupped, and said: "Don't go... catch... catch monsters!"

Zhengye, Chengwei, Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

There was an embarrassing silence for a long time before Pei Zhaoheng sighed helplessly and said, "...Forget it, you go and rest first, I will take care of him."

Zhengye was taken aback for a moment, and said: "This...how did this happen, Your Highness..."

Pei Zhaoheng said: "It's okay, the son-in-law will also rest in my yard today."

He has a noble status, so even though Cheng Wei and Zheng Ye were a little worried, they didn't dare to say anything, and in the end He Gu and Pei Zhaoheng were left behind, and they walked away without turning their backs.

The two of them left, Pei Zhaoheng looked down, and saw He Guzheng squatting in front of the small courtyard arranged for him by Yanfu with his butt pouted, concentrating on playing with something in his hand.

Pei Zhaoheng took a look and found that Master He Xiaohou had grabbed two grasses in the flower bed and was concentrating on weaving grass rings.

Pei Zhaoheng originally wanted to call him, but it was obvious that He Gu was concentrating, and he couldn't bear to disturb him for a while.

He Gu moved very quickly, and the grass ring was finished in a short time. He stood up, held the small grass ring, looked at Pei Zhaoheng, and said seriously: "I... hiccup, I'm going to catch a demon!" , aren't you afraid?"

Pei Zhaoheng laughed, and said: "...Why should I be afraid?"

A few days ago, Lan Xiao sent a Xinhua book written by Yan Zhiya, saying that it was printed on purpose and pushed it in the bookstore, and asked He Gu, the owner, to have a look to see if there was anything wrong with it.

The tricks that Yan Zhiya wrote in the storybook are really endless, time and time again surpassing the poor imagination of He Xiaohou about the manly thing, the story is about a handsome Taoist priest who catches demons and a beautiful peony flower demon In between, there are two or three things that are not humane, the tone of the whole story is very eclectic, and the second half of the book is even more indecent, and it is very unspeakable to outsiders.

In fact, He Gu himself was not very resistant to masculinity, otherwise he would not have been able to visit the masculinity museum in his last life, so although he was a little embarrassed when he first read Yan Zhiya's book, after seeing her interesting writing, he unexpectedly I was also engrossed in reading it, and without knowing it, I read the whole "Those Years I Caught the Flower Demon" with relish.

What Yan Zhiya said in this book has great stamina. Although half of the book re-writes about the erotic stories of the priest and the flower demon, the relationship between a person and a demon is also very touching. In the end, the flower demon disappeared and the Taoist priest died. I completely forgot all the process of getting to know and fall in love with the flower demon... It really makes Master He Xiaohou feel panicked every time he thinks about it these days.

...He Gu's last life was not going well for 30 years, so now when he listens to the drama and reads the storybook, he can't wait for a happy ending, so he took the storybook to find Yan Zhiya, raised her price, threatened and lured her , Tell her to rewrite a happy ending, and then let it go.

...Fortunately, Miss Yan got into the eyes of money. As long as you give money, let alone rewrite one ending, you will have to rewrite ten or eight endings. This relieved the pent-up anger in He Gu's heart .

Perhaps because of the influence of the story book, he really drank a little too much tonight. There was only a mess in his mind. people--

With such a good-looking appearance, she must be that seductive and seductive flower demon.

At this moment, Lord He Xiaohou, his handsome face was blushed from alcohol, and he looked like warm jade. He said "呔" again, and cursed: "You evildoer, who confuses mortals and kills people, today Seeing injustice, my celestial master will take you personally, so that you will not dare to continue to do evil!"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

Seeing that the evildoer listened to his words, Master He Xiaohou was unmoved. He couldn't help but shudder in his heart, and said to himself: Bad Cai, why isn't this guy afraid of him? Could it be that he is a great monster who has grown into a millennium, and his skills are no longer inferior to him? ?

Seeing that evildoer walking towards him, He Gu couldn't help but swallowed, he was almost visibly timid, his voice became softer, and he stammered: "You...you, what are you doing! My celestial master... is also trying to persuade me with kind words, don't be ignorant...don't come here!"

It's a pity that this supernatural "monster" still seems to have seen that he is a celestial master. Although he has a stern voice, he is actually not very capable. up.

He Gu had no choice but to make the last struggle——

He took a few steps back, shaking his arms around the small, freshly braided grass ring, and stammered: "I, I, I... This is an incredible magic weapon! The universe locks the demon circle! Don't force me , when the time comes to use it on you, you will do great harm, let me tell you—"

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he was hugged by that "monster".

Master He Xiaohou let out a loud "Aww": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)—"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

He didn't intend to reason with this drunk again, who knew that He Zihuan's voice could be so loud when he was drunk, he wanted to just press Zihuan to change clothes, take off his clothes, shoes and socks, and go back to the house to rest, but If he continues to howl like this, let alone this small courtyard, even the old General Yan and his wife who have already rested in the main courtyard of Yan Mansion will be scared awake...

Pei Zhaoheng felt a little helpless, so he had to stop, looked down at him, and said, "Zihuan."

He Gu obviously wasn't awake yet. Seeing him stop, he thought that this evildoer finally knew how powerful he was, so he threw out the grass ring in his hand very arrogantly, which made Pei Zhaoheng's face blurred, and he groaned, "You evildoer, Now that you know you are afraid, my celestial master advises you, the sea of ​​bitterness is boundless, let me go!"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

"...Zihuan keeps saying that I am an evildoer, so what kind of evildoer am I?"

Drunk people's brains are not clear, they may be in the past moment, and they can become things in the blink of an eye, so when Master He asked him to ask him such a question, he was stunned by the question for a moment, he blinked blankly, He raised his eyes again and looked at the perfectly shaped jaw line of the man holding him, and the light-colored thin lips that were slightly pursed...

Pei Zhaoheng said: "Huh? Why didn't you say it?"

Master He Xiaohou pondered for a while, suddenly his face became serious, and he said seriously: "I know, you are..."

"... vixen!"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..." He was silent for a moment, and then asked with some difficulty: "I...why am I a vixen?"

The round eyes of Master He Xiaohou were black and bright at the moment, he looked at Pei Zhaoheng and said firmly: "...If you weren't a vixen, how could you be so good-looking?"

Pei Zhaoheng's heart moved slightly, he looked down into his eyes, and suddenly whispered: "Is that so... does that Zihuan like me?"

If Zihuan was sober, it would definitely be difficult to ask, but today by accident, Pei Zhaoheng knew that Zihuan was drunk and mentally confused, looking at his bright round eyes, he couldn't hold back. Asked about the exit.

As soon as these words came out, my heart beat faster.

Who knows that He Gu didn't say anything after hearing his question, just stared at him, and suddenly turned his head to the side after a while, puffed up his cheeks and said word by word: "You monster, don't even try to seduce me, my celestial master I won't be fooled!"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

……never mind.

The courtyard prepared by the Yan Mansion for Pei Zhaoheng was obviously carefully selected and taken care of. The courtyard is not too big, but the scenery in the courtyard is quite good. A small wooden bridge is built on a small canal. The bright and white moonlight was reflected on Pei Zhaoheng's handsome face. He Gu heard that he was silent for a long time, and when he looked up, he happened to see this scene.

He looked slightly stunned.

... so ... so beautiful.

Master He Xiaohou's little muddy head suddenly became sober for three minutes. He blinked blankly and confusedly, looking at this beautiful person in front of him, like a person walking out of a painting, Some hesitated, and tentatively asked in a low voice: "...Sister Yu'er?"

Pei Zhaoheng was about to walk into the house, when he heard his call, he was stunned for a moment, then his heart skipped a beat, thinking that He Gu had recognized him, but he looked down and saw He Gu's dazed eyes again , obviously the wine is not sober yet.

But when He Gu saw that he didn't answer, he seemed to really think that he was the "Eldest Princess". He suddenly raised his hand, caressed Pei Zhaoheng's temple, and said with a smirk, "Sister...you...you are so beautiful..."

Pei Zhaoheng let out a long sigh, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. He grabbed He Gu's dishonest hand and said in a deep voice, "Zihuan, see who I am."

He Gu's hand was caught by him, he was slightly startled, and said: "You...you are sister Yu'er..."

Pei Zhaoheng looked down at him and said, "No, I'm a man."

Master He Xiaohou said blankly: "You...you are a man..."

Pei Zhaoheng took his hand, pressed it on his chest, and said in a low voice: "...What do you think?"

He Gu: "..."

Even through the material of the clothes, he can still feel it, although the touch under his palm is warm, but...

... hard.

Although it can barely be said to be flexible, it definitely doesn't look like a woman's body.

...But it can't be said so absolutely. After all, he hasn't experienced what a woman's body feels like, has he?

Then, along Pei Zhaoheng's chest, he rubbed up and down, left, right, left, and right in a circle.

Unexpectedly, he hadn't finished touching, but the other party grabbed his hand again.

His Highness the Third Highness didn't know why, but suddenly he let out a low gasp, and his voice became a bit hoarse. He held He Gu's hand firmly, and said, "Zihuan, you...don't do this."

He Gu blinked his eyes.

Although he looked a little sober compared to the way he was trying to catch monsters just now, he was still drunk after all, his mind was still floating in the clouds, he was sober at times and dazed at times, seeing Pei Zhaoheng's appearance was a little puzzling, Asked: "Are you uncomfortable?"

Pei Zhaoheng closed his eyes for a long time, then opened them, and said in a low voice, "Zihuan...do you still recognize me?"

He Gu stared at him for a while, and then suddenly said, "You are the Third Highness."

Seeing that he finally remembered who he was, Pei Zhaoheng said, "...not bad."

Lord He Xiaohou looked down at the claws that were being pressed on the chest of His Highness the Third Highness, he was very puzzled, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought again.

After contemplating for a while, to no avail, I could only ask, "Why...why did you grab my hand...touch...touch you like this?"

Pei Zhaoheng: "..."

It was only then that he realized that he was still holding He Gu's wrist tightly, and on that handsome face that was always indifferent and calm, an imperceptible blush flew slightly, and he immediately released it as if being burned.

Master He Xiaohou regained control of his right hand. He rubbed his wrist and thought for a long time why the Third Highness wanted to touch him by himself. Then he suddenly remembered that Pei Zhaoheng had a broken sleeve. After hesitating for a long time, he finally Couldn't help it anymore, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and whispered: "Your Highness, then...then what...I...I am your brother-in-law."

Pei Zhaoheng was silent for a while, and said, "What does Zihuan mean?"

Master He Xiaohou swallowed his saliva, and said: "Although... your Highness likes men, but you can't... get my idea, take advantage of me... we are uncle Lang..."

Pei Zhaoheng was slightly taken aback by what he said, and looked up, only to see that He Gu looked at him with both timid and wary eyes.

The look is serious.He didn't know if He Gu had regained his sobriety, but the cautious look in He Gu's eyes actually made Pei Zhaoheng's heart ache a little.

Master He Xiaohou paused, and said: "...We can't mess around."

At this moment, He Gu's head was indeed clear.

In other words, he was sober about thinking that he and his brother-in-law with broken sleeves could not mess around.

His Highness the Third Highness usually has a reasonable and gentle temperament, considerate and understanding, so He Gu subconsciously felt that he would definitely agree with his words, who would have thought that Pei Zhaoheng lowered his eyes and remained still for a while, He Guzheng Not sure what he was thinking, but saw him suddenly raised his head and stared at himself.

"...what if I don't?"

He Xiaohou was stunned——

What is the Third Highness talking about?

Partial... Partial?

He is the brother-in-law of His Highness the Third Highness, how could he not?

But in the next second, someone grabbed He Gu's shoulder, and before he could react, he was pulled over.

The chin was also caught by someone's cool fingertips, and he slowly lifted it up.

He Gu's gaze fell into the indifferent and deep peach blossom eyes of His Highness the Third Highness so unexpectedly.

After doing this, his drunkenness was completely frightened away. He Gu was shocked and said: "His... Your Highness, you... What are you doing?"

His Highness the Third Highness looked at him indifferently for a while, then suddenly said: "Sister Huang has not fallen in love with you... and she will never fall in love with you in this life."

He Gu was at a loss for a while after hearing this, and then he came back to his senses and couldn't help but get angry. Isn't the Third Highness cursing him? !

He couldn't help saying angrily: "You are talking nonsense! Sister... Sister, she will leave Beijing just because she is shy, it's not...it's not that she doesn't like me, she will always..."

But Pei Zhaoheng interrupted him and said: "...Zihuan sends someone to Zongshan to deliver letters every half a month, but has Miss Huang ever replied to you with half an letter? Yes, there are a few more words , How many words?"

He Gu: "..."

Now he was really questioned.

The five fingers under his sleeves were slightly tightened, and it took him a long time to hang his neck and say: "That's... even if there are fewer replies, Sister Yu'er misses me too."

Pei Zhaoheng laughed suddenly, and said: "How do you know that Huangjie misses you? Back then, your marriage with Huangjie was not what she wanted. As a newlywed, ordinary couples are like glue, but Huangjie would rather travel through mountains and rivers, in temples Qingxiu doesn't want to stay in the capital and sleep with you, even if that's the case, can Zihuan deceive himself?"

He Gu was almost furious when his scars were uncovered, and he said angrily, "What's the matter! I don't care! I'm willing to wait for Sister Yu'er, even if I want to wait for her for the rest of my life. !"

He was already drunk, and when Pei Zhaoheng was so agitated, He Gu became even hotter, his blood surged, and he was about to howl, but he heard Pei Zhaoheng say: "I know that Zihuan admires the emperor, but King Xiang is interested in the goddess." Wuxin, even if Zihuan waits her whole life... she won't be able to wait for Miss Huang to change her mind."

He Gu said angrily: "Who can say for sure about this kind of thing? How does His Highness know!"

Pei Zhaoheng grabbed his hand, looked at him and said word by word: "Zihuan...you like men too, don't you?"

He Gu's head, which was still immersed in the state of fighting, couldn't keep up with the jumping thinking of His Highness the Third Highness for a while. He thought he heard it wrong, and his face was blank: "Huh?"

"...I also admire Zihuan."

He Gu: "..."

Now he was really stunned, he stared at Pei Zhaoheng in a dazed way like a wooden figure, he almost stared out both eyeballs together, he stood there, and it took a little half a moment for him to stop. Baba said: "Your Highness...Your Highness, what are you talking about..."

Pei Zhaoheng didn't answer, just looked at him, his gaze was good for a moment.

...He Gu almost looked scared.

He Gu pinched the flesh of his palm——

hiss.

It hurts.

... Is it really a dream?

dementia.

Why is he drinking today?

If you don't drink...you won't get drunk...if you don't get drunk...you won't go crazy just now...if you don't go crazy...you won't get involved in the same yard with His Highness...if you don't get mixed up with His Highness In a yard...he wouldn't say such things...

If he hadn't said such a thing, wouldn't he have been at a loss for getting involved with his brother-in-law?

... It's a mistake to drink!

He Gu finally woke up completely, he broke away from the hand held by Pei Zhaoheng, took three steps back, and said, "Dian... Your Highness must be drunk, why are you talking nonsense... Heheha Ha ha……"

His Highness, however, seemed to be planning to stop doing nothing.

He Gu took a step back, and he took a step closer. In the end, He Gu was finally blocked by him in the corridor, and there was no way out.

He Gu felt that there was no escape route behind him, and felt a little desperate in his heart. He laughed dryly and said, "Your Highness...you are really drunk..."

His Highness was expressionless.

He said softly, "I'm not drunk."

He Gu: "..."

"You don't know if you're drunk or not. Just sleep and you'll be fine tomorrow. Really, I won't lie to you. If I lie to you, I'm a puppy..."

"Did Zihuan hear what I said just now?"

He Gu: "..."

It seems that there is really no way around it.

Being chased and intercepted by my brother-in-law to confess and courtship, such absurd things don't talk about it in my previous life, even in this life when He Gu was beaten to death, I never thought it would be my turn. Are you a person... We... We are Uncle Lang, I am His Highness's brother-in-law, even... even if your imperial sister really doesn't like me, I can't be with... and Your Highness..."

Master He Xiaohou was so earnest, but the Third Highness was very wild, so he stretched out his hand and slapped the wall on the corridor. Pei Zhaoheng was already a lot taller than He Gu, but this way, the distance between the two became a little closer He Gu felt that he was about to suffocate.

He knew why just now, the Third Highness wanted to curse him and Sister Yu'er so hard, he was playing with his own ideas all day long, so naturally he wished that he and Sister Yu'er would break up quickly!

It turned out to be waiting here!

His Royal Highness said: "...no one knows."

He Gu was stunned for a while.

No one knows what?

Then turned pale with shock.

Could it be...he said that if they had an affair...no one would know? ? ?

Lord... the Third Highness usually looks very elegant and polite, who would have thought of it?What kind of bullshit is he talking about?

Pei Zhaoheng said in a low voice: "Zihuan... What do you like about Huangjie? Her appearance? Talent? Or something else, what am I not as good as her? Huangjie doesn't like you, but I am different. Zihuan is willing to wait for her forever, why? But you don't even want to look at me?"

He Gu was slightly taken aback when he heard this, but when he looked up, he saw Pei Zhaoheng's expression was extremely serious. His words were obviously not joking, not only that, but when He Gu took a closer look, the corners of His Highness's eyes turned slightly red. Beautiful peach eyes with watery luster...

...looks like she's about to cry.

Seeing such a face exactly like sister Yuer's, he was about to be made to cry by himself, even though there was nothing wrong with him, He Gu couldn't help but feel self-blame and guilty...

The refusal that was originally prepared and righteous words was immediately blocked in his throat, and he couldn't bear to speak it out in a daze.

After thinking about it for a long time, he had to try his best to be more tactful, and said earnestly: "...but I'm already married to His Highness the Eldest Princess, so how can I get entangled with His Highness again? We are all men, and...and you and I are Uncle Lang Two, I already have a family. If I still don’t get along well with Your Highness, am I right for His Highness the Eldest Princess? Am I still human? There is no grass in the world, there are so many good men in the world, Your Highness, if you change one, it may not be better than a married man like me."

His Highness was silent for a while, and said, "I won't change."

He Gu: "..."

He was so reticent that He Gu was a little bit at the end of his rope.

Why did you fall in love with him?

When exactly did it start?

They had known each other not long ago, what kind of virtue and ability did he have to let His Highness be so obsessed with poaching his own sister's corner?

But this is the emperor's own son, Sister Yu'er's own younger brother, he can't refuse too hard, and he can't bear to look at the Third Highness with a face exactly like Sister Yu'er's heartbroken...

As a brother-in-law for the first time, why did he face such a problem?

No... It should be said that out of ten brother-in-laws in the world, nine of them can't share this kind of thing...

It's not easy to tell the queen, let alone sister Yuer, he can only find a way to solve it, but how to solve it?The Third Highness doesn't look like Yan Dingye, who hangs around fireworks, listens to anyone's music, has no heart and no heart...

...Eh...had it!

He Gu coughed dryly, and said hastily: "How about... Tomorrow, I will accompany His Royal Highness to the men's clubs in the east of the city. I remember there is a young man named 'Lu Ningxiang', who plays ditties very well. Alright...Maybe His Highness will like it..."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice became.

His Highness lowered his eyes and remained silent for a while. He Gufang was so frightened by his eyes that he didn't continue. He thought he was going to refuse, but Pei Zhaoheng suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, and answered with a smirk.

"……Very good."