Ghost, I'm a man

The latter sentence Zhang Yaya almost yelled out in a sharp voice, the look on her face gave people the impression that it was typical, knowing that the boyfriend she had been dating for many years turned out to be the same boyfriend in the end, and She was also caught on the spot.

The diners around were instantly attracted to Lu Xiangyang's table, and all of them looked at them with bad expressions, and some deliberately mocked them.

"I didn't expect that this man's well-dressed appearance would be so disgusting. It's nothing like a fellow, but he's really not a thing if he's in two boats."

"I don't think the man eating next to him is a thing. Seeing that other people's girlfriends have come to the door, they are still so calm. Before, I must have known that the person I am dating now has a girlfriend. These days, it is really hard to be a mistress. There are both men and women, and they are too weird to die for."

"I don't think those two are good people. Didn't they all say that things of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups? It's just a real girlfriend who is pitiful and doesn't know about it. Alas, it's really dangerous to find a boyfriend these days. Maybe you're not careful. I was tricked by a colleague!"

Lv Xiangyang, who was pointing and burying his head in his meal, felt that he was shot while lying down. It had nothing to do with him, but it had nothing to do with them. They ate well. Is this woman sick?After all, Cang Yan looks too ostentatious, look, the flies are coming.

There were endless rustling sounds around, and Lu Xiangyang was really angry. He stood up unceremoniously, and asked in a very bad tone, "Miss, who are you?"

Zhang Yaya didn't expect that one of her words would have such an unexpected effect. Hmph, let you ignore me and embarrass me. Don't think about it now. Does it feel good to be pointed out by thousands of people?

In order to make the effect she achieved inadvertently more effective, Zhang Yaya's delicate face showed a trace of pity, a pitiful woman whose feelings have been hurt.At this time, she just wanted to embarrass the two of them even more, so as to satisfy her pleasure of revenge.

"Who am I? Haha, who am I? It's so funny." She didn't answer Lu Xiangyang's words, and then pointed to the person who didn't even look at her, feeling depressed again. How long can you be proud. "Since you like men, why didn't you tell me earlier and let me waste so much time, do you... think it's interesting to play me?"

She purposely spoke ambiguously, and what she meant was the truth. When she greeted her, the two ignored her and let her know that the other party was gay. This was all true, but it was easy to be misunderstood.

At this time, the people watching the fun interrupted again at the right time, "Girl, you are such a beautiful person, why waste your time on this kind of person! It's just a good skin, now you can see clearly this person's face." Inside, it's a good thing, lest I be deceived by others again, and waste my great youth in vain, there are plenty of good men, so let this kind of scum go to hell."

"Yes, yes, the scumbags will not end well"

"Seeing this kind of person is really disgusting. I was still hungry, but now I am disgusted. I can't eat this meal. I should hurry up and ask the restaurant staff to drive this kind of person out, or it will affect the business." .”

"Get out"

"I want to see them roll out. If I see them on the street in the future, I will find someone to beat them up. I hate this kind of people the most."

Lu Xiangyang was so angry that his face was flushed. He was originally a clumsy person. In this situation, he really didn't know how to solve it. He couldn't help turning his eyes to the calm Cang Yan beside him, seeing that he had nothing to do with him. It looked like he was angry and resentful.

Cang Yan felt the gaze cast by his wife, and knew that if he didn't speak again, the lady might let him stay alone in the vacant room.Only then did he look at Zhang Yaya, with a flash of disgust in his eyes, he gave a very concise two-word comment, "It's so ugly".

Zhang Yaya's flawless makeup instantly froze. No one ever said she was ugly, and whoever saw her didn't hold her and praise her.And this man, he actually called her ugly in public. This is an insult to her, which is unforgivable.

Cang Yan didn't wait for Zhang Yaya to continue to say some misleading words, he wasn't interested in showing too much enthusiasm in front of people other than his own wife, so naturally he didn't want to say a word more.Talking to the lady is fun, talking to others is a waste of time. "who I am?"

The sudden question made Zhang Yaya, who was burning with anger, stunned. Just now, she was relieved to patronize herself. How would she know who this person is? If she couldn't tell, wouldn't she just wear it?She didn't think too much about it. Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if she wore it at that time?With tears in his eyes, he complained, "Why, you asked me who you are, so I might not know who you are, I..." The following words stuck in my throat, and tears just fell down.

Cang Yan didn't know what it means to be sympathetic to women, he still had no expression on his face, and asked, "Tell me, who am I, my name?" After asking, he still didn't forget to drink some tea, carelessly.

"You..." Zhang Yaya originally wanted to embarrass the two of them, so she consciously left here, and this farce would come to an end, but now it seems that the other party insisted on asking why, and she was a little panicked. I don't know how to answer.

But the onlookers on the side opened their mouths to help and said, "You man is disgusting, don't you just want to cover up that you don't know this lady? If she says your name and you don't admit it, you think we are stupid, what a scum Man, this is the first time I have seen such a person."

"Did you force your girlfriend to cry without seeing you? Do you still have a conscience? A person like you will be struck by lightning, and you will die."

Cang Yan was not disturbed by these words, but calmly took out an ID card from his pocket, put the name side on the table, and continued to ask casually, "My name?"

At this time, the people around who wanted to condemn the scumbag were quiet, and some people even noticed that something was wrong.

"Miss, since their ID cards are already on the table, you should boldly say your name, and let this kind of scumbag die completely." The stubborn person, being stupid, persuaded him, but he didn't notice Zhang Ya at all. Yana changed the face of the channel.

Cang Yan stopped asking questions, and slowly waited for the other party's answer, but Zhang Yaya felt very embarrassed, she didn't know at all, how would he answer this.

"If you know it, just tell me, maybe you don't know at all, could it be that you were lying just now?" The person who had been waiting for a long time finally realized the reality that he was cheated. Felt like eating a fly.

"Damn, looking at her like that, I must not know it. So I was cheated, why am I so stupid, no, this woman is too disgusting, too scary, I'm really sorry for those two people, being wronged, Get scolded. No, I'm going to apologize."

"I don't beat women. Now I really want to tell this disgusting woman, come here, I promise to beat you until your mother doesn't know you. Apologize and add me."

"Oh, it's because I'm too naive, or someone else's acting skills are too good, but speaking of which, the pair of CPs on the opposite side are so cute, cold-hearted and timid, handsome guys are so fucking gay, this world is so beautiful, ah, no, I My nosebleed, quickly bring me a piece of auntie towel, there is too much blood, I'm afraid it won't stop."

"..." There was a silence around.

Zhang Yaya is a person who loves face very much. She has never been accused by others in public. Now she has recorded the culprit. She will definitely make them pay the price. Taking advantage of the silence of the crowd, she He fled the restaurant in embarrassment.

This misunderstanding was resolved so easily by Cang Yan. Lu Xiangyang still admires it very much, but what happened to Gong Shou? Just now, he was too angry and anxious, and forgot that he was treated as a homosexual, and the object of love was still opposite This product.

He was messed up, and just wanted to explain, but Cang Yan had already put his claws on his head, and licked, "Yangyang, are you full? Let's go home." The smile was gentle and greasy, but........ It's so misleading.

Lu Xiangyang slapped the opponent's paws away, "don't move your feet" and looked around nervously while talking, those wolf-like eyes glowing, Lu Xiangyang was so frightened that he trembled, it was so scary .

"I can't do it either. Do you have any more auntie towels? Give me one. It's the first time I've seen such an eye-catching cp in real life. Ah~~, mobile phone, mobile phone, take a photo and post it on Weibo."

"The iceberg melts in an instant, and I can't do it anymore, so I want to take pictures."

A party of corrupt girls, Lu Xiangyang was almost frightened, and what frightened him the most was the understanding and kindness of the men around him.Not daring to imagine himself becoming a trending image on Weibo, instinctively, he grabbed Cang Yan's hand and fled out of the restaurant.

After running for a long distance, he had a chance to catch his breath, "Hoo~~, it's too scary, women are too scary."

Cang Yan patted the lady on the back, giving him comfort, when he heard him say that women are too scary, he smiled, that's good, today once again deepened the lady's antipathy towards women, then after that... huh Hmph, lady, you can only be for your husband.

"Ma'am, let's go home."

"Stop, aren't you angry when people think you're gay? Isn't it embarrassing?" Lu Xiangyang didn't know how he felt, so he asked.

"Homosexuality? My wife can say that short sleeves are short-sleeved, but you and I are husband and wife, so it is not shameful. Why are you angry and embarrassed! Moreover, I discovered that in this era, people do not reject short-sleeved sleeves. My wife does not have to worry about it. Somebody broke us up." Cang Yan stroked his hair habitually.

Dismantled, he wished to be dismantled!But he didn't say it in front of Cang Yan, because it was useless to say it, and now he has to use Cang Yan to avoid ghosts!Without him, he really can't live a life now, and when he was first scolded by that woman as a gay, he didn't refute at all, and finally focused on the misunderstood love triangle.

It may be that he didn't regard Cang Yan as a lover at all, and there was no need for him to try his best to explain the non-existent lover relationship, and Cang Yan was a ghost, and the two were just forced to be tied together. And when he is harmed by ghosts, he can resume his original life.

If you don't like it, you won't be nervous about the misunderstood relationship. Besides, those are all strangers. If they are gone, who will know who?Lu Xiangyang secretly found a reason for himself in his heart.

The author has something to say: put your brain out, this paragraph is poorly written, don't worry about it, hehe.