Force scumbags to follow good records

"The spring breeze is blowing, the sun is shining, and the red flag is flying on the sports field... Yin Risheng, hurry up and light a fire to cook!"

Shen Fangliang was in a river at this time, what was he doing in the river?He was taking a bath for his silly boy.

Before Shen Fangliang successfully took over Ah Sha, this lunatic with explosive force value and basically negative IQ had been wandering in the wilderness of Qingtian Town for an unknown how long. Well, naturally, you can imagine, this one, isn’t it? They can take a bath by themselves, so all people who don't take a bath will grow a very magical little creature after a long time. What is it?

Cough, the answer is what many young people have neither seen nor experienced in the 21st century - lice.

Shen Fangliang had quite a lot of gold ingots in his pocket, so he bought one of the best carriages in Qingtian Town, with a spacious interior and good capacity, and when Shen Fangliang felt extremely itchy all over his body, he pinched his finger to the itchy place and found a strange little bug At that time, he couldn't help wondering: "What is this?"

Yin Risheng leaned over with his big head, took a look, and said, "Lice."

Shen Fangliang's eyes widened instantly.

"Ahhhh!"

A long howl came from the carriage and spread throughout the mountains.

After investigating for a long time, it was finally determined that the source of the lice was the lunatic Ah Sha, and then Shen Fangliang felt very painful.

Give this guy a bath?

What's the matter with the feeling of generosity and sacrifice like going into a nuclear power plant for an inspection?

Don't give this guy a bath.

For three nights in a row, I set up a tent and slept in the wild, or boarded in a ruined temple on the way. The days when I was covered with bugs crawling and slapping a lice all over my body was unbearable!

With a dark circle under his eyes, Shen Fangliang howled again as he looked at the lunatic Ah Sha, who was eating happily and sleeping soundly, with a blue face: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Therefore, even if it is a generous sacrifice, he must give this lunatic a bath!

Then there is this scene:

In a mountain river, Shen Fangliang coaxed the lunatic Ah Sha to jump into the puddle, and then he also fell into the water helplessly. There was no way, who made the lunatic only care about splashing water in it, and couldn't take a bath by himself? Shen Fangliang also wanted to wash himself well, he was provoked by this lunatic, and now he feels covered in lice no matter what!

These two are busy taking a mandarin duck bath in the wild, so what is Yin Risheng doing?

Please see the beginning of this chapter, Yin Risheng is cooking happily.

Speaking of such a good opportunity, why didn't Yin Risheng run away?

Who said he didn't want to run away!As an absolute scumbag, he likes leisure, hates work, and doesn't know what is good or bad. This is simply a necessary good character!

So even though Yin Risheng knew that Shen Fangliang took him away and traveled long distances to Hangzhou, in fact, it was to let him study in an academy and to find a good future for him, but he still didn't like Shen Fangliang, who made this little boy always beat him up? What about him?

Seeing Shen Fangliang coaxing that lunatic to take a bath in the river, Yin Risheng, who was left on the bank to look after his luggage, slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Then, did he slip away?

Unfortunately, as soon as he took a step forward, Shen Fangliang could see clearly on the system map over there, and then, very quickly, Shen Fangliang caught up with Yin Risheng with light work, and knocked out the fat pig who lost his shoes. When he came back, he was beaten up again, and then he said with a smile: "Light up a fire, cook, if it's not delicious, I'll serve you with an old fist."

After beating up Yin Risheng, he saw the lunatic who was being coaxed by himself to wipe his hair with the soap produced by the system and was rolling in the river. At this time, he was about to run to the bank again, yelling: "Foot...

Shen Fangliang gritted his teeth, jumped into the river again, and continued to bathe this lunatic who was like a large "Tibetan Mastiff" who was not crazy but was well-behaved when he went crazy and wanted to kill him.

And at this moment, on the other side of the river, a convoy of hundreds of guards passed by on the mountain road, and a very clear voice came from a gorgeous carriage, saying: "Stop."

As soon as the voice in the carriage came out, the coachman immediately reined in the horse, the carriage stopped, and the entire convoy of more than a hundred people immediately stopped moving forward. Well trained.

At this time, riding on the side of the carriage was obviously a figure like the head of the guard, approaching the carriage window, and asked in a low voice: "My lord, we..."

The voice from the carriage was a little unhappy, and said, "What did you call me? What did I say before going out?"

The guard leader hurriedly changed his words and said, "Sanlang, what is this?"

The voice in the carriage said: "The scenery here is very beautiful, I want to stop and have a rest."

As soon as the words came out, the leader of the guard immediately nodded, and turned his head to order those attendants who didn't look like martial arts practitioners to prepare the table and the stool. The man in the carriage stepped on the stool and got out of the carriage, but he was a handsome man A young gentleman who is not as good as the weak crown.

The young man got out of the carriage and looked at these secluded and strangely towering green hills. A stream of clear water gushed out from the mountain stream and formed a brook. The sound of the water was melodious and clear.

This young gentleman seemed to have a bit of poetry, and was about to recite a few lines of poems chanting mountains and rivers, but he saw a person breaking out of the stream not far away, with long wet hair sticking to his forehead, It makes the washed skin fairer, and the facial features are as delicate as a white porcelain doll, which is fascinating.

This poetic young gentleman forgot the poem about landscapes that was still brewing in his mansion just now, and he couldn't help muttering: "Clear water comes out of hibiscus, and it's natural to carve and decorate..."

The young man took a step forward unconsciously, forgetting that there was a steep cliff not far from his feet, and a stream of unknown depth was under the cliff.

The young man forgot, and the guards beside him would not forget, and hurriedly stood in front of the young man to prevent the young man from falling, and there was also a figure blocking the "water lotus" in the water, who blocked the young man's gaze , Looking at the young man's convoy, there was blood in his eyes.

It was not easy for Shen Fangliang to coax Asha to wash off the soap bubbles with him. As soon as the water came out, he felt something was wrong. It was only when Asha stood in front of him that Shen Fangliang realized that there was a passing convoy.

Shen Fangliang, who was openly bathing in the open air, was a little shy, and when he saw people watching from the sidelines, he became even more shy, so he pulled Ah Sha, first grabbed the clothes from the bank to put them on, and then went ashore and steamed them dry with internal force.

Seeing the faint blood in Ah Sha's eyes, and staring straight at the convoy in the distance, Shen Fangliang was startled, took out a few more Qingxin pills from his bag, and stuffed them into Ah Sha's mouth.

During this period of time, Shen Fangliang also figured out that the Qingxin Pill seemed to be somewhat effective against Ah Sha's madness, so whenever Ah Sha showed signs of going crazy, Shen Fangliang would give Ah Sha the Qingxin Pill.

Here, after Shen Fangliang bathed Ah Sha, his whole body was refreshed, and he ate the half-cooked dry food made by Yin Risheng, who was shaped like a pig's head. Liang and his party couldn't look back for a long time, and the guard beside him couldn't help asking: "Which direction are they going?"

The guard leader said: "It's Hangzhou."

The young Lang wondered: "Hangzhou? Are you in the same direction as us?"