Force scumbags to follow good records

"Come on," a scholar appeared out of nowhere on a big rock not far from Shen Fangliang, stretched lazily, and said, "It's useless for you to WTF. This is the ancient times of a different world. No one listens." Know English."

Shen Fangliang was dazed for a while, looking at the scholar who appeared out of nowhere, it took him a long time to react, and screamed, "You... ghost!!"

The scholar's ears were pierced by the screams, he dug his ears, and said: "I'm not a ghost, I'm under the hands of the gods, and ghosts belong to the underworld."

Seeing that Shen Fangliang's eyes were so wide that they were about to fall out of their sockets, Lazy Shuchang sighed, took out a booklet from his bosom, and said, "Shen Fangliang, right, this... you're out of luck, because you've been a scumbag." There are too many women, and these women collectively erupted to petition our goddess, asking you to accept punishment and personally experience the pain of being scumbags... No, it was the pain of being scumbags by countless scumbags, so you came to this world. "

Shen Fangliang looked at the scholar like he was insane, the scholar sighed, and said, "I know you won't be able to believe it all at once, Nuo, you can see it yourself." After speaking, the scholar threw a slap-sized mirror at him. Shen Fangliang.

Shen Fangliang took it casually, and when he looked in the mirror, it was like a lightning strike on the spot.

The person in the mirror says that it is strange but also strange, and that it is familiar but also familiar.

I say unfamiliar because the face in front of me is clearly a three-dimensional real face of a living person, not the 3D image game face in "Nine Swords Jianghu", so it is unfamiliar; I say familiar, the appearance of the person in front of me is clearly like Like the member-level face in "Nine Swords Jianghu" that I bought at a big price, it is known as the most beautiful face of "Nine Swords Jianghu". , 1 people can't pick a good one.

What?You don't seem to use such good words to describe men. Why did Shen Fangliang change his face in the game?

The answer, as always, is in line with Shen Fangliang's scumbag nature - in order to chase girls, if girls like him, he will change. Anyway, in the game, manipulating characters is all about looking at the back of the head, and he himself can't see what he looks like. As long as the girl can see, then as a visual animal The girl saw his "beautiful" little face, hehe, Shen Fangliang's thoughts are understood by men...

Now, Shen Fangliang is not looking at the back of his head, looking at this real face in the mirror, frowning, only to see that the person in the mirror has smoky eyebrows and immediately mourns, and his eyes that look like weeping are secretly sad, Shen Fangliang frowned. Shivering, I remembered a line of poetry in an unknown book: "The state of mind gives birth to two dimples, and the beauty of the whole body is a disease."Tears dripped, panting slightly.The demure is like a delicate flower shining in the water, and the action is like a weak willow supporting the wind.

Shen Fangliang vomited. He threw the mirror and started to vomit on the ground. He really couldn't stand the face in the mirror, it's so fucking motherfucker! !

The scholar looked at Shen Fangliang sympathetically, and when he finished vomiting, he handed him a towel and said, "Have you finished vomiting?"

Shen Fangliang got up and grabbed the towel to wipe his mouth, then threw the towel on the ground, and said, "What the hell are you guys? What do you want to do!?"

Seeing Shen Fangliang like this, the scholar sighed and patted Shen Fangliang on the shoulder in fear, but Shen Fangliang avoided him very politely.

The scholar was not angry, and said: "Brother, I sympathize with you. In fact, there is a saying that you can't provoke a woman if you provoke anyone in the world. Look at me, it's because of my master and the god of beauty... No, Now I want to be called the God of Pure Love and made a bet, and then my friend, um, he used to show my master the yard, but he lost a fruit from the mother tree by mistake, which caused my master to be accused of cheating in the bet, master In a fit of anger, he sent me and my friend to the goddess of pure love to be servants."

Shen Fangliang rolled his eyes to show that he didn't understand,

But the scholar didn't care about Shen Fangliang's expression, and continued with a mournful face: "It's not easy to do things for women, especially in the temple of the goddess, there are only women, and my stupid friend and I are men, so Brother Fang Liang , I understand you, you, this is also unlucky, if it was in the past, it would be nothing, there are so many scumbags in the world, and my master doesn't have the thought to take care of everyone. Hey, but recently, I don't know which time and space, which bastard, suddenly A magical rule was introduced that cannot be below the neck, and then affected by this, our goddess used to be called Tanmei Dashen and now changed her name to Chunai Dashen, because of this magical turmoil, the incense was greatly reduced, and then suddenly one day my goddess felt it A very pious and strong belief is that all women pray to her, asking a man named Shen Fangliang to experience the feeling of being scummed by men. To be honest, if it weren't for the depressed life of my goddess recently, she would have been I won't notice this, but who made the incense contribution from her followers less recently, so she pays special attention to you, and you are playing "Nine Swords Jianghu" again, and you have a strong time-space connection with this world. Then you will be thrown into this time and space by her."

After listening to the scholar's words, Shen Fangliang was silent for a while, and finally said very solemnly: "You are crazy, it's time to see a doctor in a mental hospital."

After speaking, Shen Fangliang turned around and ran, but within two steps, a lightning strike from the sky directly split Shen Fangliang who was running, and Shen Fangliang screamed in an instant, turning into a scorched corpse and fell to the ground.

The scholar was helpless, walked up to him, bowed to the sky, and said: "Master, please be merciful, he won't run away until I explain it clearly to him."

At this time, a golden light flashed in the sky, and Shen Fangliang returned to his appearance before being struck by lightning, but his clothes were scorched by lightning. It's the same as wearing nothing.

The scholar sighed again, and said, "Can you wait until I finish speaking before running away?"

Shen Fangliang covered the important parts, looked at the scholar with hatred, and gritted his teeth, but then again, the external condition of a person's appearance is too important and confusing, if Shen Fangliang's original appearance is so bitter The staring expression will definitely be interpreted as the "elite man" is planning a bad idea and preparing to punish him, but with his current appearance, he is biting his well-shaped lips, with a pair of deer-like eyes full of grievances Looking angrily at the "bad guys" who bullied him, how innocent they were.

The scholar shuddered, then stopped Shen Fangliang with a wave of his hand, and said, "I think you'd better stop talking, your appearance is too deceptive, even I can't bear it, but when you speak, you can make people angry You're half dead, so you'd better shut up and listen to me."

Ignoring Shen Fangliang's staring gaze at him, he coughed, and then said, "Well, where did I just say that? Ah, because too many women cursed you... Hey, to put it bluntly, you have too many obstacles , you need to suffer so much in this time and space, pay off your evil obstacles, and then you go home, do you understand?"

However, no matter how the scholar asked Shen Fangliang, Shen Fangliang knew that he was staring, and the scholar kept asking, "Do you understand? Do you understand?"

The scholar asked for a while and Shen Fangliang didn't answer. After a while, the scholar came to his senses and said, "Ah, by the way, I haven't turned on your silence yet."

Scholar Yan Bi released the restraint on Shen Fangliang's voice with a wave of his hand. Shen Fangliang only felt his throat relax and he was able to speak, and immediately blurted out, cursing: "I'll go to your uncle..."

As a result, the scholar silenced Shen Fangliang again with a wave of his hand, and said, "Okay, you bastard can't spit ivory out of his mouth, you better stop talking and listen to me. Well, well, let me introduce you to you What about you, when you play the game, you have seen what the mission target looks like. By the way, you can understand it according to this standard, that is, find the mission targets with scumbags on their heads, and then treat them well, very, very well. Well, then try to let them scum yourself, and when you have been scummed enough times, and the evil obstacles you have accumulated have been eliminated, you can go home."