Force scumbags to follow good records

Shen Fangliang almost wanted to roll his eyes, and thought: This smiling Zhuo Yifeng looks kind, but he is really a bit sluggish, he asks for his details, what school or sect I am is none of your business?

But even though he thought this way in his heart, he couldn't act like this on the surface. After all, "the county magistrate is not as good as the current one." Ordinary people who have stayed under their noses for a long time, it is better to be respectful.

So Shen Fangliang said very gently: "The family has a long history, was born in seclusion, and the elders have died. In order to fulfill the elders' will, I searched for the descendants of the Yin family, so I came here. I have no family or sect, but I am just a nobody."

In fact, for Shen Fangliang, Zhuo Yifeng started to investigate, but the gophers who specialized in selling information in the Jianghu couldn't find out the details of this young man. Most likely, as the young man said, he belonged to a hidden family.

In the land of the Central Plains, dragons and tigers are hidden, and it is not impossible for a family of martial arts to hide deep in the mountains.

For Zhuo Yifeng, a person with an official position, as long as the people in the martial arts within the territory do not cause trouble, he is also happy to turn a blind eye, so he said with a smile: "Shen Shaoxia is young and promising, but... "

Looking at the hut behind Shen Fangliang, Zhuo Yifeng knew that the prodigal son Yin Risheng was inside. Zhuo Yifeng also hated that prodigal son. After all, it is not something ordinary people can do to be a scumbag. The youth, with an exquisite appearance like a jade doll, looks so beautiful under the moonlight, and his demeanor is so elegant and docile (big mistake! Zhuo Yasi, open your eyes, the one in front of you is also a scumbag!), really Afraid that this young man would follow in the footsteps of that prodigal son's previous inner room, Zhuo Yifeng kindly reminded him: "This Yin Risheng's character is really bad, young man, do you really want to take this person in? "

Shen Fangliang smiled gently and calmly (in Zhuo Yifeng's eyes), and said: "I have to follow the ancestral precepts at home."

Come on, one person is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, Zhuo Yifeng felt that he couldn't say anything more as an outsider, so he could only say: "That's it, I won't bother you anymore. If you have something to do in the future, Mr. Xiaolang, just tell me, Zhuo Yifeng." If someone can help, I will naturally do my best."

Of course, Shen Fangliang knew that this was just Zhuo Yifeng's polite speech, and he replied very politely, "Thank you first, the escort has worked hard from afar, and according to the etiquette, I should prepare a little wine for the escort. It's just that the night is dark now..."

Shen Fangliang didn't speak clearly, but how could Zhuo Yifeng not understand, if Shen Fangliang was an ordinary person, it would be fine, but just a moment ago, this extremely beautiful young man in front of him had already revealed his relationship with Yin Risheng, naturally If there are some taboos of melon fields and Li Xia (big mistake, Shen Fangliang, a scumbag, doesn't have this self-consciousness, he just wants to drive you away), Zhuo Yifeng understands and smiles generously: "The night is getting dark, so I won't bother you Mr. Xiao Lang has rested and said goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he pulled out three feet from the ground, stepped lightly on the moon and retreated.

Facing this extremely beautiful lightness kung fu, ordinary people in the martial arts would appreciate it very much, but Shen Fangliang did not have this self-consciousness. He just breathed out impatiently, then turned and went back to the thatched hut to continue to catch up on sleep. went.

When he got up the next day, what was the first thing Shen Fangliang would do?

Have a meal?

Teach Yin Risheng who is lying on the ground yet to untie that acupuncture point?

Repair the house?

neither.

what is that?

Cough, well, the so-called people have three urgencies, so when Shen Fangliang got up in the morning and rushed to the latrine that was a little distance from those huts, a howl rang out.

The so-called time travel, what should I bring, um, some people say I need a system, some say I need cheats, and some special women say I want, um, I need to bring some kind of feminine products!

Now, Shen Fangliang wants to tell you that you must have golden fingers, and you can also have systems. The feminine products... It doesn't matter if you are not a woman, but you must also have a toilet! ! ! !

Looking at the huge latrine pit surrounded by thatch stacks on all sides, with two planks across it, looking at the smelly pile of "Yexiang" mixed with yellow and black, and the joyful whiteness inside Yexiang, Shen Fangliang asked the sky speechlessly, and said in his heart: How do you all go to the toilet, those powerful gods who have become prosperous after crossing?

Although the system is sturdy, it does not come with a flush toilet! ! ! !

Trembling to solve the physical problem, Shen Fangliang, who was full of anger, went back to the hut, looked at Yin Risheng who was still lying on the ground like a dog gnawing shit, he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, and kicked out a hundred The heavy fat man kicked it to the wall.

Then, after Shen Fangliang screamed frightened by the latrine, there was another extremely high-decibel Yin Risheng's miserable howl, which looked like killing a pig.

If Yin Shiheng was here, he must be glad that Shen Fangliang bought this remote farm house, otherwise, the magic sound piercing his ears every morning would scare the townspeople of Qingtian Town.

Yin Risheng, who was kicked away by Shen Fangliang, actually kicked his acupoints loose, tremblingly looked at this beautiful young man who tossed him so badly, he was terrified, unable to say a word, for fear of saying it himself Something was wrong, another beating.

Shen Fangliang looked at Yin Risheng with a sinister smile, and said: "The so-called being a good person, you must first have a good appearance. Only when you look good will people think you are a good person. With your fat body, you are a pure villain no matter how you look at it, so The first step to turning you into a good person is to lose weight!!!”

At this time, it was the reign of the third emperor of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, named Longshuo.

In the 18th year of Longshuo, a farmhouse in the suburbs of Qingtian Town near the mountains, surrounded by green hills, misty green water, three or two huts surrounded by mountains and rivers, quiet and quiet, the tranquility of this idyllic farmhouse was broken by the two new residents who got up early up.

On the first day of "cohabitation" between Shen Fangliang and Yin Risheng, the "joy" was endless.