Unofficial History of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty

On the way back, Jiang Bin, who didn't quite understand Emperor Zhengde's behavior, was thoughtful. Emperor Zhengde raised his head and said, "Ask! I didn't intend to hide it from you when I taught you to follow."

Jiang Bin pondered for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "Why doesn't the emperor investigate this matter strictly?"

Losing the title book is a crime of beheading, and there must be something involved in this matter.Emperor Zhengde would rather have a pseudonym that is obvious to him at a glance, wear red and proclaim an edict, and provoke all civil officials?

Emperor Zhengde smiled: "The Taizu was merciless in punishing corrupt officials back then. He killed the six ministries to the point where only one person was left who committed crimes and made meritorious service... Now, you want me to follow the example of Taizu, who has no real power in his hands?"

Jiang Bin was stunned for a moment, knowing that this matter was going to be difficult, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

"Actually, their minds are also very simple - they are afraid that Xuanfu's soldiers will be self-respecting, and one day they will ride on their heads." Emperor Zhengde tapped the heel of his palm with a fan, "I can't say for sure, but it will always be given to Wang Ji. An explanation."

Jiang Bin turned his head in surprise, and saw the half-closed Emperor Zhengde.

Emperor Zhengde stretched out his hand to shake Jiang Bin's.

Jiang Bin's ears were red to the root of his neck, but he didn't run away.

A few days later, Prince Ning's Mansion in Hongdu, Jiangxi Province welcomed a distinguished guest—Wang Zhe, the governor of Jiangxi Province who had just taken office.Governor Wang came here at the invitation of King Ning. This civil servant who was born as a Jinshi was arrogant when he came, and glared when he left.No one knew what exactly Ning Wang Zhu Chenhao had said to the Governor, only that the two broke up unhappy.Zuo Changshi Liu Qing naturally saw all this and relayed it to Jin Yiwei exactly.

Doctor Wu, who took good care of the rabbit and his son, didn't care about it at all, and still tried his best to tell the story to the little rabbit before going to bed.The little rabbit, who had been washed white for a long time, was wrapped in the quilt and leaning against Wu Jie's arms, blinking expectantly.Wu Jie rubbed the little guy, and was satisfied to find that after his own conditioning, the little guy's forehead had grown a lot of broken hair.Smooth the hair again, tsk... this feeling...

In a good mood, Imperial Physician Wu began to tell stories to the little rabbit.As usual, the protagonist of the story is a hero who has been admired by thousands of people through the ages.When Wu Jie talked about his origin, his brilliance and then his tragedy, Little Rabbit always listened to the first half with great interest, and the second half was sad.

"Doctor Wu, why did they all end up like this?"

Wu Jie squeezed the little rabbit's paws and said: "They are either slandered by others because of their wildness, envied by others because of their sharpness, or persecuted by others because of their great achievements...Of course, there are also some who become defiant because of their success and fame." , self-willed, and thus ended up like this..."

"Karr—" With a sound, the two turned their heads in unison.

Lord Ning's guard, Zhang Jin, pushed the door open, but did not come in. He only squinted at Wu Jie and said, "Prince Wu—the lord is here!"

Wu Jie shook the restless little rabbit who was holding his hand tightly, covered him with a quilt and followed Zhang Jin.

Prince Ning's Mansion covers an area of ​​[-] mu, with green tiles, vermilion eaves, and curved gold pagodas. During the day, it is resplendent and magnificent, but at night it is particularly eerie.The moonlight slanted into the Chengyun Hall with arched roof and Chinese paintings of panchi. This city within a city with Qionglou Jinque is more like a cage at this moment than ever.

Ning Wang Zhu Chenhao stood in the hall, with two rows of fierce guards standing in front of him.

Zuo Changshi Liu Qing was also there, and what was even more unusual was that even Dianbo, Dianle, Dianyi, Dianshan, Judgment, Fengci, Ambassador Ku, and other staff in the palace who Wu Jie only met face-to-face on weekdays were also arrested tonight. Dig out from the bed and gather together.When Wu Jie climbed up the stairs and entered the hall, everyone's eyes shot Wu Jie into a hedgehog.Wu Jie followed Zhang Jin to the crowd in bewilderment, Zhang Jin stopped suddenly and winked at the guard beside him.The guard turned around and took out a plate, on which lay a fish.Zhang Jin said to Dian Shan and Song Mu, "Say it!"

Dianshan Song Mu is over fifty years old, and he often gets together with Wu Jie to study dishes and study cooking skills. They hit it off and refuse to cooperate.

Zhang Jin curled his lips, and said to the young Fu Dianshan next to Song Mu, "Then tell me!"

Fu Dianshan had just entered the palace and wanted to be famous, so he immediately stepped forward and said respectfully: "At Shenshi, the little one was scraping the scales and disemboweling this fish, but found a wax pill hidden in its abdomen."

Wu Jie immediately realized what the singing was about, and moved his gaze from the eyes of the dead fish staring at him to the swollen belly of the dead fish.Zhang Jin was satisfied to see Wu Jie staring at the belly of the fish, thinking that he must have a guilty conscience, strode forward, and pulled out the thumb-sized wax pellet from the belly of the fish.The wax pills had a fishy smell and had been soaked for a while, but the word "Jie" engraved on the surface of the wax pills was still clear.Zhang Jin held up the wax pills for everyone to see one by one, and then came to Wu Jie: "In the whole palace, except for the doctor Wu, there seems to be no one with the word 'Jie' in their name."

A pair of dimples appeared on Wu Jie's cheeks: "Master Zhang is absolutely right."

Zhang Jin frowned, always felt that Wu Jie's calmness seemed to be deceitful, but after thinking about it, this doctor Wu was scheming, maybe the more flustered he was in his heart, the calmer he would be on his face.So he turned around and said to Zhu Chenhao, "I beg your lord to investigate clearly!"

The palace lanterns on both sides dyed Zhu Chenhao's face a blue-yellow copper color.After a long time, Fang nodded.So Zhang Jin asked someone to take a candle, lit it and brought the wax pellets closer.The wax pellets gradually melted, and drops of wax oil dripped onto the ground.After a while, a white corner appeared in the half-melted wax pill.Zhang Jin carefully pulled out the rolled piece of paper, scraped off the wax on it, and couldn't wait to unfold it to read the so-called "secret letter" carefully. After looking at it, his face changed.

Everyone who was yawning secretly was aroused by Zhang Jin's appearance, and they all stretched their necks to see what happened.Lord Ning lost his patience, and took a step forward to snatch the note from Zhang Jin who was still in a daze, only to see a line scrawled on it.Lord Ning looked no better than Zhang Jin after reading it, crumpled the paper and threw it on the ground, glared at Zhang Jin and walked away.

"This must be their secret word, my lord!" Zhang Jin chased him out to explain.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, only Wu Jie's smile remained unchanged, he bent down and picked up the ball of paper and stuffed it into his sleeve.

To talk about the reason for this, we have to start from the day after Xu Lin and Zhengde met. On that day, Jiang Bin still hadn't found out the whereabouts of his uncle Jiang Ziqing, and was gloomyly pondering the composition of the imitation cannon. He was so compassionate, so he said jokingly, "Does Zuo Dudu know that he is gifted with righteousness?"

Jiang Bin glanced at the naughty Emperor Zhengde, and reluctantly shook his head.Emperor Zhengde coughed lightly, and ordered his servants to bring a cage with a small squirrel in it.Emperor Zhengde raised the cage and pointed to the little squirrel's private parts: "It's a public one."

Then he ordered the servants and Jin Yiwei to dispatch together, and caught more than a dozen mice within an hour, and then pointed out the cage to Jiang Bin: "Mr. Du."

Then he grabbed the little male mouse from the first small cage and held it in front of Jiang Bin: "Talent is righteous."

After all, put the struggling little squirrel into the second cage full of male rats.

For a moment, the restless male rats fell silent, and the next moment, Qi Qi jumped at the shivering little squirrel in the corner with green eyes—scrambling to have sex with him.The blueprint was wiped by Jiang Bin and fell to the ground, and the talented Zuo Dudu was stunned.Therefore, the only line on the note Wu Jie received was: "Is there really a male rat in the world who is born to make male rats try to have sex with them?"

A few days later, Jiang Bin received a letter sent by Wu Taiyi. The general meaning of the letter was: Most rats rely on smell to identify whether they are in estrus. At the perianal area of ​​male rats, other male rats will mistake him for female rats in estrus.

This trick was taught by Emperor Zhengde of Wu Tai Medical Education.Not long after Jiang Bin received the letter, he said that he occasionally felt cold and was afraid of passing it on to Emperor Zhengde, so he went back to Xuanfu to look for Wang Ji without stopping.