Unofficial History of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty

On the night when everyone rested in the city of Yingzhou, Emperor Zhengde, who was wrapped into rice dumplings by the imperial doctor with his army, stood on the tower with his arms akimbo and shouted, "Don't steal your head! You will be rewarded when you go back!"

The soldiers who wanted to cut off their heads for rewards shouted Long Live, and they all slept soundly that night.

Jiang Bin twisted Emperor Zhengde's arm, and Emperor Zhengde screamed and was dragged back to sleep by Jiang Bin.

Yingzhou was originally a place to garrison troops, and the conditions were simple. Emperor Zhengde didn't mind the wooden plank that hurt his back. He lay on the bed and turned to look at Jiang Bin, who was forced to sleep with him, and pretended to say that his shoulder was in pain. can't sleep.Jiang Bin closed his eyes and pretended to be deaf and dumb. He was really exhausted these few days. As soon as the tension was loosened, sleepiness immediately surrounded him.

Emperor Zhengde's heart was not dead, he avoided Jiang Bin's abdominal injury, put half of his body on Jiang Bin's shoulder, and blew in his ear.Seeing that Jiang Bin didn't respond, he boldly went up to him and kissed him lightly on the lips.Jiang Bin looked at him slightly while he was half asleep and half awake, said "Don't make trouble", and turned his back.

Emperor Zhengde licked his lips, looked at the handsome general contentedly, and then hugged him from behind and fell asleep.

In the dream, Jiang Bin saw Wang Ji again, and he stood there in good shape, holding Xin'er in his arms and smiling from ear to ear.

Before he knew it, his eyes were red, and he held his breath and stared wide-eyed, for fear of disturbing the consummation that could not withstand scrutiny.

The next day, some soldiers were left to deal with the corpses on the battlefield, while the large force returned to Datong Town.

On the way, I met Xiao Yu, Li Shichun and his party. They did not catch up with the battle of Yingzhou, but they also captured a thousand Tatar soldiers.Emperor Zhengde consoled his injured arm. After entering Datong Town, he ordered to recuperate for a while, and set off for Beijing seven days later.

Ba Tu Mengke's head was hung on the city gate amid the cheers. Zhang Yong euphemistically expressed that this was inappropriate. Emperor Zhengde, who was pillowing on Jiang Bin's thigh and drinking medicine, nodded in approval and said: "It is really inappropriate", and then continued Little Prince Ren's handsome head was blown away by the wind and rain.

There were a lot of onlookers, and some of them lost relatives and friends in this battle, so they threw things to vent their anger.Qiu Ying saw it with her own eyes, hugged the child, her hands were trembling badly, Fang muttered for a long while, "Can you see what you have done?" face.

Five days later, on his way to Xingdusi, Jiang Bin saw Emperor Zhengde in a straight suit walking towards him, waving a fan.Just as Jiang Bin was going to accuse Emperor Zhengde of not recuperating properly and coming to join in the fun, he was caught and said, "I'm so bored, come take a stroll with me." Jiang Bin glanced at Lu Qing and Tang He who were following behind, only Emperor Ren Zhengde pulled without saying a word.

Emperor Zhengde was seriously injured, and he was panting after walking for a while, and happened to meet Wang Xun who was also not recovering well.Wang Xun was worried, and ran out to see if the people had all moved back and settled down, and if the soldiers had all returned to the guards.When Jiang Bin saw Wang Xun, it was as if he had seen a savior. He leaned over to him, but Wang Xun pretended to be confused and continued to walk forward swaggeringly.

Jiang Bin hurriedly grabbed him: "Didn't you mean to do the comparison again?"

Wang Xun looked at Jiang Bin's wound: "Victory is not martial."

Jiang Bin glanced at the gloomy Emperor Zhengde beside him: "No problem!"

Wang Xun thought for a while, turned his head and showed two canine teeth to Emperor Zhengde, then pulled Jiang Bin and ran away.

Emperor Zhengde was powerless after a few steps, turned his head and said angrily: "Hurry up and chase?!"

Lu Qing and Tang He, who were following behind, said with a loyal face: "The emperor is the Nine-Five Lord, and we must not leave an inch."

Emperor Zhengde withered into a lonely flower in an instant.

Here, Wang Xun stopped with a smile and said, "Why don't you thank your benefactor soon?"

Jiang Bin straightened his clothes and glanced at him: "Compared to what?"

Wang Xun thought for a while, both of them were injured, and the contest failed, so he pointed to the noodle stall not far away and said, "Eat."

So they went separately to buy oil cakes, pancakes, Guokui, haggis cuts, and Yingzhou beef loin, sat down in front of the chopping noodle stall, and ordered bowls of noodles each.

The boy was taken aback by the situation of the two of them, and said that they were here to make trouble, seeing the two clapping their hands together, he was stunned, he couldn't understand what was going on for a while.

Looking at the two people's clothes, it doesn't seem like a poor family picked up money.When I got closer and smelled some pain-relieving geraniums, I suddenly realized that the two were officers and soldiers who had returned from the war. A bowl of soup.

After a stick of incense, Jiang Bin, who ran to the side to vomit, finally understood that he was no match for Wang Xun, the big stomach king who conquered all directions when he was young.Wang Xun wiped his mouth apprehensively, pointed to the Yingyingyanyan place and said, "I would like to bet and admit defeat."

After Fang vomited, Jiang Bin's mouth was full of bitterness, and he wished that his wounds collapsed and fell down immediately.

The two came to the kiln where Fang opened the door to welcome customers. Wang Xun suppressed Yin Liang and ordered to serve him well, then stood guard in the lobby with a smirk to prevent Jiang Bin from retreating.The women here are not as well-behaved as the Jiaofang Secretary under the Ministry of Rites, and they knocked Commander Jiang down and said with a smile, "Sister loves you".With a red face, Jiang Bin pushed Yaojie, who was sitting on half-faded clothes, while struggling, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and several guards rushed in aggressively protecting one person, led by the stern-faced Emperor Zhengde, Xu Lin followed behind him.

After returning to the Datong Guard Center where he rested for a while, Xu Lin took out a medicine bag and handed it to Jiang Bin: "Physician Wu asked me to take it to stop the bleeding and promote muscle growth."

Jiang Bin thanked him and ordered someone to fry it.

Jiang Bin suddenly remembered the culprit who played tricks on him: "Where's Wang Xun?"

Emperor Zhengde grinned and said, "I forgot, he should still be in the kiln. I added some silver to make him happy!"

Jiang Bin felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard this, and thought about Wang Xun being tossed and tossed by a group of Yao sisters, and couldn't help but chuckle.

Emperor Zhengde pushed Jiang Bin onto the bed: "You rest first." Then he glanced at Xu Lin, who hurriedly followed behind and went out together.

Not long after, Lu Qing entered the room, and handed over the herbal package that was especially warm in his hand: "My uncle brought it!"

Lu Qing's hometown is in Yongning Prefecture, not far from Datong, and his uncle also pushed his back, so there are a lot of these medicines for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis.

Jiang Bin thanked him, asked some more questions, and then drank a bowl of porridge to nourish his stomach.

Xu Lin left that night, and he didn't know what Emperor Zhengde had said to him.

After resting for another day, the mighty party set off with Emperor Zhengde to return to Beijing.Wang Xun, Sun Zhen, Zhang Min and others have all made meritorious service, and they will also receive awards along with them.

The day before Emperor Zhengde returned to the court with the captives, he ordered the eunuchs to take all kinds of silk and satin to reward all the officials, and ordered them to rush to make festive court uniforms overnight.All officials were caught off guard and tried their best to deal with this incident.So that day, when Emperor Zhengde came back with a mighty team, he saw all the officials dressed up and dressed in random ways. They all knelt down to greet them. From a distance, they looked like a flock of golden pheasants pecking at rice.