Unofficial History of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty

The little rabbit was so happy recently, he never dreamed that as long as he stretched out his hand, the always cold-faced father would hug him into his arms.Although the father still seldom speaks, the little rabbit is already satisfied.

"Why do I feel that this child... is mentally regressed?" Imperial Physician Wu looked at the little rabbit who was squatting not far away watching the long-necked turtle Shale, and couldn't help feeling a little worried.

"What to do at any age." Wu Ping'er said while splashing ink, "If you don't let him have a good time now, you have to find ways to make up for it in the future! Of course, it doesn't mean that we should let him be free and undisciplined, the rules that should be followed must be followed , don't agree to it as soon as the child mentions it, and it will be crisp to the bone as soon as the child calls, especially..."

"Mummy~~" With a soft call not far away, Wu Ping'er suddenly dropped the pen and rushed over to hug the little rabbit, "What's the matter sweetheart?"

Wu Taiyi, who had been dumped with a vermilion face like a bloody head, stared speechlessly at Wu Ping'er, who had just recovered his senses, and circled the little rabbit with a look of intoxication.

The title of "Mummy" was naturally taught by Wu Ping'er. After getting along these days, the little rabbit has long since liked this enthusiastic and straightforward "stepmother" who doesn't rob his father and king with him and Imperial Physician Wu, so the two became intimate Standing up can make goose bumps all over the palace.

"Strong Man Wu! Strong Man Wu, come here!"

Physician Wu walked over helplessly: "What?"

"Baby lost a tooth!"

"I'll see."

Imperial Physician Wu carefully opened the little rabbit's mouth and looked at it. It was the front teeth that had been shaken for a few days, and there was some blood, which was not a serious problem.

"If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come." Seeing that the little rabbit didn't feel much pain, Wu Jie felt relieved.The little rabbit and the long-necked turtle stretched their necks together, taking pictures in the water.There is a grin, a hole, and the words are still leaking.

"Father might not like it..." the little rabbit said sadly.

"Why? It will grow out in a few days!" Wu Ping'er smoothed the little rabbit's fur, "Mother will cook chicken porridge for you tonight!"

When the little rabbit heard that there was something to eat, he immediately smiled.

Wu Ping'er is very good at cooking.Peel the root of the chicken wings, peel off the meat with a knife, mix with salt, sugar, rice wine, ginger, white pepper, starch, and add some water to marinate well, then wash the rice, add water to boil, stir with a spoon, and then Bring to a boil.After an hour, put in the marinated chicken, and after boiling again, add salt, sprinkle chopped green onion, pour a little sesame oil, and a large pot of fragrant chicken porridge is ready.

The family sat around the table and drank porridge. The little rabbit nestled in the arms of the big rabbit and drank two big bowls, and its stomach bulged out.The big rabbit had no intention of stopping it, it just pulled Wu Jie's sleeve beside him and wiped the little rabbit's mouth.

After the meal, Wu Jie took the little rabbit for a walk in the courtyard to digest. When looking for topics, he would naturally praise Wu Ping'er's craftsmanship, but Wu Ping'er accepted everything unceremoniously. Love cleanliness, otherwise, if you build a shed and raise a litter at home, it will definitely be a hundred times better than those dirty stomachs brought from outside!"

Wu Ping'er just said this casually, but on the second day, the servants in the mansion really started to work hard, building sheds, matting straw, and fences at the place facing south and facing the wall at the back of the Cunxin Hall. Three carts of chicken came back.

Doctor Wu and Stepmother Wu, who were watching the newly completed chicken coop with the little rabbit in their arms, looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Tell me, if I cook roast duck for my baby tonight, will he come back tomorrow with three carts of duck?"

Wu Jie shook his head noncommittally.

The next day, the two stood in front of the chicken coop, looking at the newly completed duck coop.

"Tell me, if I make tamales for my baby tonight, will he bring three carts of pigs back tomorrow?"

Wu Jie shook his head noncommittally.

The next day, the two stood in front of the duck house and looked at each other at the newly completed pigsty.

This time I dare not say any more.

When the garden was full of wintersweet, Prince Ning's Mansion also ushered in the most lively New Year's Eve.

There are three things to do on New Year's Eve-worshiping ancestors, having reunion dinner, and keeping the year old.

The ancestor worship has been prepared for a long time.Incense burners and offerings have been placed in the ancestral hall of the Wangfu.Except for the main and deputy Fengci and the main and deputy Dianyi, the rest of the people, even the head of the palace, Zuo Changshi Liu Qing, can only wait outside.The tablets of Ming Taizu are in the Emperor Temple in Kyoto, and they can only worship the family tree symbolically. However, the portraits and tablets of the three generations of King Ning, the No. 17 son of Taizu, Ningxian King Zhu Quan, Ningjing King Zhu Diopei, and Ningkang King Zhu Jinjun, are all in line with each other. The copy is hanging.

Zhu Chenhao took Zhu Mengyu to respectfully pay nine respects to the ancestors in the ancestral hall, and after the ceremony, Zhu Chenhao made an oath in front of the ancestors.Usually at this time, after Zhu Chenhao made the oath, he would ask the little rabbit to repeat it to show his ambition, but this time Zhu Chenhao made a gesture to stop him from talking.The little rabbit was stunned for a moment, and looked suspiciously at the back of his father Wang Jin offering incense.What he didn't know was that at this moment, Zhu Chenhao was praying to his ancestors, hoping that no matter whether the matter would be successful or not, he would be the only one to take care of it. He hoped that his only heir would live a safe life and not be involved in this matter again. A lifetime of hatred.

After the father and son have finished offering incense, they recite the blessings in a solemn and solemn atmosphere, followed by the offering of rice soup, tea, silk, wine, food boxes, meat, blessings, and burning. Wen and Ci God kowtow.After the ceremony was over, Zhu Chenhao distributed the offerings from the previous ceremony to Xiao Mengyu and the principal and deputy Fengci, and then took Xiao Mengyu's hand and walked out.

The reunion dinner was organized by Wu Ping'er, the nominal hostess of the palace.Wu Ping'er felt that it would be better to join a table to play cards if only Wang Ning, his son, her, and Imperial Physician Wu were at the table, so under her insistence, the servants asked a carpenter to make a sheet with a radius that could accommodate three Imperial Physicians Wu. The Huanghuali wood Eight Immortals table is also equipped with a foldable table board and a rotatable wooden plate.Zuo Changshi, Dianbo, Judgment, Dianshan, Fengci, Dianle, Dianbao, Jishan, Good Doctor, Dianyi, Gongzheng, Yinlishe... Those who work in the palace do not rush home for the New Year , please come to the table.The servants who stayed here set up another five tables and placed them in the next room to eat and drink with them.

When the dishes are served, they are placed on a large rotatable wooden plate, and you can taste all kinds of dishes when you turn it around.At the beginning, the people at the table were still a bit restrained, but after drinking for three rounds, everyone saw that Zhu Chenhao was only caring for the little rabbit and let Wu Jie and Wu Ping'er greet him, so they let go a lot.

"Eh? Where's Liu Qing?" Wu Jie asked in a low voice after a round of respect.

"Who knows!" Stepmother Wu didn't care.

"He won't go back to accompany his widowed mother?"

"Isn't this just trying to get promoted and get rich? Besides, doesn't he have two younger brothers who are in business?" Stepmother Wu used her logic to end this conversation that she was not interested in.

At this time, another group of staff in the palace headed by Song Mu also toasted Wu Jie.When Wu Jie first came to the palace, because he was considered Zhengde's eyeliner, he either looked down on him or couldn't provoke him, so he hid far away.However, Wu Jie is a kind-hearted person, whoever has an intractable disease will spare no effort to treat it, and will not take any money.Over time, everyone's attitude towards him has changed, and many people offer him as a living Bodhisattva.

After a reunion dinner, I fell drunk.The mouth lying on the table and rolling on the ground is still shouting and drinking.Doctor Wu, who has a good capacity for alcohol, and Concubine Wu, who drinks tea as wine, together instigated the little rabbit to pull the big rabbit, who no one dared to force to drink, across the crowd, and went to the courtyard to set off firecrackers together.The firecrackers were made by Wu Jie himself a few days ago. He filled the bamboo tube with saltpeter, sulfur and charcoal and connected them with lead wires.After looking at the not-so-festive appearance of the firecracker, Wu Ping'er got some red paper and drew a few strokes on the outside of the firecracker.Wu Jie didn't even look carefully, he took out a firecracker from the bag and handed it to the expectant little rabbit, but saw the big rabbit staring at the firecracker with a strange expression.Wu Jie still acted like a big rabbit and didn't trust his self-made thing, Wu Jie looked down and almost vomited blood.On the red paper wrapped around the firecracker in Little Rabbit's hand, there is a slim JJ with blue veins popping out impressively.At this time, the firecrackers just thrown by Wu Jie exploded, and amidst Wu Pinger's cheers of "another JJ has blown up", the lively New Year's Eve dinner also came to an abrupt end.

New Year's Eve was the last day of the twelfth lunar month, and the cold wind was still biting. The three of them were afraid that the little rabbit would be frozen, so they kept the little rabbit and went back to the room with the little rabbit in their arms until the early morning.Little Rabbit's grandparents have passed away long ago, and their grandparents have never seen each other, but Little Rabbit can still find a string of copper coins threaded with red thread from under the pillow every year.From Hongwu Tongbao, Jianwen Tongbao, Yongle Tongbao, Hongxi Tongbao, Xuande Tongbao to Hongzhi Tongbao, Little Rabbit has to look at these old copper coins in his private collection for a long time before carefully putting them into his brocade box for copper coins.In fact, although the little rabbit is small, he can vaguely understand why his father never gave him "Zhengde Tongbao".The copper coins in this brocade box carry the wishes of peace and the heaviness left by the ancestors for generations.However, this year, the little rabbit took out three strings of "Zhengde Tongbao" from under the pillow after washing it for nothing. The little rabbit looked at Taiyi Wu and then at the big rabbit. pretend to sleep.

Asleep Sleeping Big Rabbit felt that something was wrong, felt it, and took out a set of adult bunny pajamas from under the pillow.The big rabbit turned to look at Dr. Wu, who also turned over and pretended to be sleeping. He felt something wrong when he fell asleep. He touched it and took out a box with the word "Du Leisi" engraved on the wooden lid from under the pillow. lamb intestines...

When Imperial Physician Wu killed the instigator, Stepmother Wu's house, Stepmother Wu was worshiping the tablet on the table.Physician Wu watched silently through the window, and the accusations that were originally excited turned into regrets after being stunned.No wonder Wu Ping'er struggled so much today, it turned out that she had lost a very important relative during the days of being a member of the family.Afraid of spoiling their interest, she forced a smile on her face and used unexpected teasing to cover up the pain that only she could understand.Wu Jie stood silently in the cold wind for a long time before turning around guiltily.At the last glance, I accidentally scanned the tablet, only to find that it was written on it: "Si Tong. Sex and Marriage. The God of Beauty."

Doctor Wu spat a mouthful of blood on the pane.