Window 2, Seventh Canteen

"Xiaoer! Here's a bowl of beef noodles!"

Nima hanged herself and still had to catch her breath, and she didn’t even give me food when I traveled through time. I was starving to death.

I randomly found a table and sat down. Erlang raised his legs to the sky and patted the table with his hands. I felt that my image was a bit fucked up, but it was the same as talking loudly when I was a modern person. What a shame, anyway, you are all ashes who have died for hundreds of years, and I am not afraid of being a fresh meat.

There was contempt hidden in Xiao Er's smile, "Guest officer, don't be joking, the shop has fat lamb that was just slaughtered this morning, how about some char-grilled lamb for you? Make sure it's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it's full of oil."

My eyes widened, "The labor and management want beef noodles! The beef noodles in Nima Qicanteen are expensive, and your beef noodles are also expensive?"

Xiao Er looked puzzled, I kicked the stool to the ground, "Don't talk nonsense, beef noodles, sir, I have a lot of money!"

Xiao Er looked around, "Guest officer, don't joke, there is no one in the store now, you can just tease it, and others will listen to it later, it doesn't matter if you misunderstood the store, wouldn't it be wrong for you to miss you? "

It was endless. When I wanted to pat the table again, I suddenly caught a glimpse of a big living man coming out from behind the counter. I immediately forgot my hunger and remembered my mission on this trip—sleeping a man.

What?You said that the streets are full of men, so if you just grab one and sleep with it, it will be over?Let me tell you, it's really not true, you must have an appearance of [-] points or more, and...

What?What is the concept of eight point five you ask?Let's put it this way, Gu Tianle's image in the full moon scimitar is about nine points.

In other words, [-] points is roughly equal to the level of the handsome guy after he got tanned.

In fact, this is not difficult at first, but there are additional conditions. This person must make me feel excited at the first glance, actively want to sleep, and then sleep, the task can be successful.

So how do you judge the heartbeat?In fact, it is very simple, when the hip moves, the heart also moves.

I looked at that refreshingly handsome old-fashioned guy, and thought that it was not in vain. I ran all over the brothels in the city hungry, even all the young men combined are not as good-looking as your old man.

First impressions are very important. I calmly retracted Erlang's crossed legs and put on a serious posture. Just as I was about to speak, he spoke first.

"Is it beef noodles? Come with me." After speaking, he stepped into the back kitchen first.

It was like a miracle!This is the rhythm of a tryst as soon as they meet.

I happily followed behind him, looking at him all the way, from the high hair to the moon-white shirt, to the jade pendant around the waist and the light blue shoes.

Suddenly, he stopped in front of me, I couldn't brake enough, and I chased after him.

He pushed me away calmly and looked at me with a smile in his eyes.

I panicked a little in my heart, wondering if you could see what I was thinking?Although I want to sleep with you all my heart, but the ancients wore wide robes with big sleeves, and you can’t see the thing under me. Could it be that I wrote it on my face?

Subconsciously touching his face, he heard him ask, "What's your name?"

I blurted out, "Jiang Wei." After thinking about it, I felt bad, so I asked back, "Then what's your name?"

He still looked at me like that, "Han Qian, Zi Zilu, do you have a watch?"

Me: "..." Concentrated, "Ze-Min."

Unexpectedly, he laughed suddenly, not just a normal smile, he leaned forward and back together, and said while laughing, "I knew it, it's convenient now."

He laughed so hard that my heart trembled, and I turned my head around, and brought the topic back to the original point, "I said Xiongtai, dare to ask where the beef noodles are?"

"What about the beef noodles? Do you know that the law here prohibits the slaughter of farm cattle? You still want to eat beef? You're still so blatant, if you don't get arrested, you're a brat."

I suddenly realized that I was about to say thank you for reminding me, young master, but then I felt that there was something wrong with that.

I looked at him in surprise, and he looked at me.

Not long after, he stretched out his hand to me, and I subconsciously held it, instantly confirming my thoughts.

"I wore it from 2014," he said.

I said, "What a coincidence, me too."

He asked, "What is your mission?"

I replied: "Find a handsome guy to sleep with, how about you?"

He replied: "Kill all the traversers."

My whole body stiffened immediately, and I shook off his hand, but he said, "Just kidding, I have to wait for someone."