[Comprehensive] There are thirteen days left until the collapse of the Honmaru
Chapter 34 Day 4 (3)
While Yasuhara Tokha and Yamato Moranada were chatting with each other, not far away, Yamabaki Kunihiro had already finished the two pairs of trousers at hand with a speed that most women would be ashamed of.
Hasebe, who quickly dressed himself, forced the black-haired boy to put on his pants as well, and stop chatting like that... and the judge was relieved, and slowly moved away from behind the stone come out.
However, at this moment, Yasuhara Tokiha's stomach suddenly growled.
Ishikimaru and the others immediately looked at the examiner with complicated eyes. Under the strange gazes of so many opposite sexes, the little girl couldn't help but blush.
"Haven't you ever been hungry!" She became angry from embarrassment.
"no."
Everyone said that because the setting is to pay the gods with swords and swords, they can make ends meet even if they don’t eat. Of course, eating is no problem... Seeing this situation, An Yuan’s face almost showed the kind of "I’m so stupid, Really" expression.
At such a time, Yaki Hasebe resolutely stood up, even if he was almost regarded as a pervert before, it couldn't stop him from caring about his new master's stomach oily problem: "Everyone, please don't make things difficult for the master! I remember that in this hell, there is still Is there a certain food that can barely satisfy your hunger?"
Yasuhara, who was sitting behind him, felt a little bad, and Hasebe's euphemistic words made people feel inexplicably panicked.
"It seems to be so. But I don't know what creatures can eat on this layer." Smiling Qing Jiang touched his chin, and said thoughtfully, "First of all, we need to figure out which layer this is... ..."
"Fourteen floors."
Shiqiemaru, who was next to the old god, closed his eyes and meditated, and threw out this sentence without lifting his eyelids.
Although I don't know how he judged it, everyone subconsciously believed the experience of the predecessor Yu Shendao.
Qing Jiang nodded, "Well, then there are indeed some creatures on this floor that can eat, but the number is probably relatively rare..."
The god judge simply couldn't understand where these knives got such partial knowledge, but he was too hungry, so he could only obediently listen to their discussion.
Hasebe, who was full of worry, sighed, "The quantity is rare? In other words, you may not be able to find those things if you look for them?"
"Yes."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qingjiang finished speaking, Hasebe turned around to face Yasuhara Tokiha, and then knelt down with a serious expression on his face.
"What, what's the matter, Hasebe?"
"It's up to now! In order to let the Lord fill his stomach!" The brown-haired Fu Sangshen said with a look of sacrificing his life, and at the same time held the handle of the knife with one hand, making Anyuan sweat profusely, " I can only follow the example of the loyal minister Jie Zitui!"
Because he was too shocked, the judge unconsciously opened his mouth slightly.
Who is Jie Zitui?This man was a courtier of the Jin State during the Warring States Period. He once followed his son Chong'er into exile.Once when everyone went to Weiguo, they were at the end of their ropes—because the food was stolen, and they were teased for begging from the farmers—when the dignified son was about to receive his bento, Jie Zitui went out silently, walked around, and returned with his hands. There is an extra piece of barbecue in it, and the walking posture is still limping.
So Chong'er asked him how he got the food while eating this mysterious barbecue, and Jie Zitui fooled him... It wasn't until a long time later, when Chong'er became the new king of Jin, that he knew that Jie Zi Push didn't get food by hunting or any other way, but he cut his own thigh!Just saved the life of my lord!
This is not an act of thanking those wives of writers for "cutting their own legs" on the Internet in later generations. It is a real act of scratching their own legs with a knife... Jie Zitui has thus become a legend in ancient Chinese history. One of the famous loyal ministers of China, even the origin of the Cold Food Festival is related to him.
The more frightening thing is not over yet, this time finally the well-dressed Yamato Shou'an appeared out of nowhere, pulled out his sword with a "clang", and stood behind Hasebe with a happy face.
"Ahahaha, then let me be the wrong person for Hasebe-kun! Don't worry, I guarantee that you will die in a second without feeling any pain!"
Hasebe's temper depends on who he treats. He is naturally very kind to Yasuhara Tokiha, but his attitude towards a neurotic companion who wants to chop off his own head anytime and anywhere is not so good.
So he said only one word.
"--roll!"
As a result, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, who often helped to clean up the mess, took a lot of effort to drag away the black-haired boy who was outburst of the devil's nature.
Come on, isn't this the set of "The Giant Who Entered", okay? It's pointless to cut the nape of the neck.
Yasuhara Tokiha saw that if he didn't speak again, Hasebe would have to take off his pants again, because in this way he could cut out fresh sashimi... oh no, it's tender, juicy, chewy, with the right proportion of fat and thin thigh meat.
She had to speak: "Wait a minute!"
"Huh? What's your order?" Hasebe looked up in surprise, seeing the expression of the little girl's master who was about to cry, and smiled immediately, "Master, don't take pity on me."
——No one pities you!Don't use such flowery lines!
"Stop!" she yelled angrily, "I'm not Duke Wen of Jin, and you're not some meson push either! Even if I starve to death, I won't eat the thighs of my subordinates, okay?"
Not far away, Yamato Shou Anding immediately shouted: "Then eat the nape! How about the nape?"
"Be quiet!" He was reprimanded dissatisfiedly, he didn't want the pants he just mended for the other party to be ripped again.
However, these words had no effect, the blond boy became anxious, he simply picked up a corner of the quilt, and covered the chattering Yamato Mori with his head and face.
An Ding who suddenly fell in darkness: ? ? ?
So the two struggled in a small area.
Smiling Qingjiang watched with relish, he asked Shiqiewan if he would like to watch a good show together, and received the latter's disdainful voice.
"Hmph, the youth of young people."
Qing Jiang felt a little confused, hadn't this Master Yushendao experienced "youth of a young man"?
The handsome Fu Sangshen smiled gently, and began to take off his pants again, "If the Lord is really brought to the point where he is on the verge of starvation, it will be a disgrace to my servants." He paused, then continued with joy, " I didn’t understand Jie Zitui’s intentions when I read the book before. Ordinary people thought that he was foolish and loyal and refused to accept the lord’s thanks, so he died tragically in the mountains and forests and seas of fire... But today, I can understand his feelings— —Even if you don’t get any reward afterwards, you are willing to do what you can for your lord.”
Yasuhara Tokiha was shocked.
Do you understand how Jie Zitui felt back then?But the problem is, I don't understand your mood right now!Even if I don't eat, I won't really starve to death!Friends, don't forcefully sell your thigh meat anymore!Everyone was so scared that they were not hungry anymore!
She rushed over at the last second before the other party took off his pants, and held Hasebe's hand.
"Hasebe, listen to me!"
"Master... are you going to do it yourself? That's really... great!"
The interrogator, who couldn't believe his ears, raised his head and saw tears in Fu Sangshen's eyes because of excitement.
——Damn crazy!
"You, don't cry... I'm not hungry anymore! Really! I'm still a picky eater... That's right, I'm a super picky eater! I absolutely don't eat human flesh!"
"No, I'm just moved because the Lord thought of me and would rather go hungry than hurt my feelings... Besides, I'm Fusangshen, so the flesh on my body is not human flesh at all! So please kill me !Which piece do you want to eat?! If you don’t dislike my dilapidated body, it’s okay to dedicate it all to you!”
Judge: ...
Yasuhara Tokiha was about to burst into tears, so he managed to persuade Hasebe who was about to commit suicide while taking off his pants.
God testified, she had no idea that Yakiri Hasebe was so good at adding drama to herself!What's more, this kind of strange psycho scene is added!Even if the other party categorically said "it's not human flesh", but...how could she be able to eat it!
"Karakala—"
While the two were arguing whether to eat him or not, An Yuan heard a strange noise coming from the forest behind him, and immediately waved his hands, "Wait, Hasebe, did you hear that?"
Hasebe also barely calmed down, he was a little bit hot-blooded, and when he thought of being able to die heroically for the lord's stomach oily problem, he was so excited that he was drugged.
It's a pity that there is no seasoning in hell, so there is no way to make more delicious barbecue dishes, otherwise the Lord will definitely accept his thigh meat.
Ishikirimaru, who was sitting on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and looked straight at the direction where the abnormal noise came from.
"That's food!" he said. "Crawl just under the surface, cut the cane, grab it!"
"Stop ordering me!"
Hasebe yelled without looking back, but still used his super high mobility and rushed over with the knife in hand.It was about the lord's food, so he had to work hard.
Yamato Shou Anding, who finally crawled out of the black cloak under the quilt, was dying, and the devil knew what he had experienced in that airtight quilt just now.
And Yamabuchi Kunihiro and Smiling Qingjiang also chased after them, and the three of them shot together, and quickly dragged the food back.
Due to the distance, An Yuan couldn't see what the one on the ground was, so he asked.
Then Qing Jiang told her happily: "Oh, it's an indescribable black meat."
How can I say that Yasuhara Tokiha, who also turned over the little yellow book before time travel, was silent for a moment.
"According to what you said, should the picture be mosaiced?"
"Then there's no need." The green-haired Fu with a high ponytail replied beamingly, "Everyone knows that high-definition videos are the best!"
... Will this guy die if he doesn't drive in three sentences?
Yamato Shou Anding, who helped drag it, showed a clear smile instantly, "Is the key word "field", "struggle", "one woman and many men" and other words?"
"Yes! That's right!"
Fortunately, Hasebe is still indifferent: "I say you two, enough is enough."
So the old drivers stopped talking, but when they looked at each other and smiled, the eye contact made An Yuanshi's hair stand on end.
At this moment, Shi Qiemaru shook his robe, Shi Shiran stood up, walked over to check for a while, and then nodded in satisfaction.Yasuhara resisted the urge to complain and followed the past. It turned out to be a big sand bug wrapped in black armor. It was about one meter long and thirty centimeters wide. It was lying on the ground without any movement... Although the bug It's disgusting to be as big as a pillow, but it's not as unsightly as that bastard Qingjiang said.
"Why didn't you kill it?" Shikimaru asked flatly.
Hasebe replied angrily: "Of course it's because the carapace is too hard, so I can only be knocked out."
The tall Yushen Dao let out an extremely mocking laugh.
"Crack!"
Then he cut off the head of that unlucky creature with lightning speed.
The bug's blood splashed out and landed right at the God Inspector's feet.
She looked down.
...Day, this blood is actually a white unidentified liquid.
Hasebe, who quickly dressed himself, forced the black-haired boy to put on his pants as well, and stop chatting like that... and the judge was relieved, and slowly moved away from behind the stone come out.
However, at this moment, Yasuhara Tokiha's stomach suddenly growled.
Ishikimaru and the others immediately looked at the examiner with complicated eyes. Under the strange gazes of so many opposite sexes, the little girl couldn't help but blush.
"Haven't you ever been hungry!" She became angry from embarrassment.
"no."
Everyone said that because the setting is to pay the gods with swords and swords, they can make ends meet even if they don’t eat. Of course, eating is no problem... Seeing this situation, An Yuan’s face almost showed the kind of "I’m so stupid, Really" expression.
At such a time, Yaki Hasebe resolutely stood up, even if he was almost regarded as a pervert before, it couldn't stop him from caring about his new master's stomach oily problem: "Everyone, please don't make things difficult for the master! I remember that in this hell, there is still Is there a certain food that can barely satisfy your hunger?"
Yasuhara, who was sitting behind him, felt a little bad, and Hasebe's euphemistic words made people feel inexplicably panicked.
"It seems to be so. But I don't know what creatures can eat on this layer." Smiling Qing Jiang touched his chin, and said thoughtfully, "First of all, we need to figure out which layer this is... ..."
"Fourteen floors."
Shiqiemaru, who was next to the old god, closed his eyes and meditated, and threw out this sentence without lifting his eyelids.
Although I don't know how he judged it, everyone subconsciously believed the experience of the predecessor Yu Shendao.
Qing Jiang nodded, "Well, then there are indeed some creatures on this floor that can eat, but the number is probably relatively rare..."
The god judge simply couldn't understand where these knives got such partial knowledge, but he was too hungry, so he could only obediently listen to their discussion.
Hasebe, who was full of worry, sighed, "The quantity is rare? In other words, you may not be able to find those things if you look for them?"
"Yes."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qingjiang finished speaking, Hasebe turned around to face Yasuhara Tokiha, and then knelt down with a serious expression on his face.
"What, what's the matter, Hasebe?"
"It's up to now! In order to let the Lord fill his stomach!" The brown-haired Fu Sangshen said with a look of sacrificing his life, and at the same time held the handle of the knife with one hand, making Anyuan sweat profusely, " I can only follow the example of the loyal minister Jie Zitui!"
Because he was too shocked, the judge unconsciously opened his mouth slightly.
Who is Jie Zitui?This man was a courtier of the Jin State during the Warring States Period. He once followed his son Chong'er into exile.Once when everyone went to Weiguo, they were at the end of their ropes—because the food was stolen, and they were teased for begging from the farmers—when the dignified son was about to receive his bento, Jie Zitui went out silently, walked around, and returned with his hands. There is an extra piece of barbecue in it, and the walking posture is still limping.
So Chong'er asked him how he got the food while eating this mysterious barbecue, and Jie Zitui fooled him... It wasn't until a long time later, when Chong'er became the new king of Jin, that he knew that Jie Zi Push didn't get food by hunting or any other way, but he cut his own thigh!Just saved the life of my lord!
This is not an act of thanking those wives of writers for "cutting their own legs" on the Internet in later generations. It is a real act of scratching their own legs with a knife... Jie Zitui has thus become a legend in ancient Chinese history. One of the famous loyal ministers of China, even the origin of the Cold Food Festival is related to him.
The more frightening thing is not over yet, this time finally the well-dressed Yamato Shou'an appeared out of nowhere, pulled out his sword with a "clang", and stood behind Hasebe with a happy face.
"Ahahaha, then let me be the wrong person for Hasebe-kun! Don't worry, I guarantee that you will die in a second without feeling any pain!"
Hasebe's temper depends on who he treats. He is naturally very kind to Yasuhara Tokiha, but his attitude towards a neurotic companion who wants to chop off his own head anytime and anywhere is not so good.
So he said only one word.
"--roll!"
As a result, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, who often helped to clean up the mess, took a lot of effort to drag away the black-haired boy who was outburst of the devil's nature.
Come on, isn't this the set of "The Giant Who Entered", okay? It's pointless to cut the nape of the neck.
Yasuhara Tokiha saw that if he didn't speak again, Hasebe would have to take off his pants again, because in this way he could cut out fresh sashimi... oh no, it's tender, juicy, chewy, with the right proportion of fat and thin thigh meat.
She had to speak: "Wait a minute!"
"Huh? What's your order?" Hasebe looked up in surprise, seeing the expression of the little girl's master who was about to cry, and smiled immediately, "Master, don't take pity on me."
——No one pities you!Don't use such flowery lines!
"Stop!" she yelled angrily, "I'm not Duke Wen of Jin, and you're not some meson push either! Even if I starve to death, I won't eat the thighs of my subordinates, okay?"
Not far away, Yamato Shou Anding immediately shouted: "Then eat the nape! How about the nape?"
"Be quiet!" He was reprimanded dissatisfiedly, he didn't want the pants he just mended for the other party to be ripped again.
However, these words had no effect, the blond boy became anxious, he simply picked up a corner of the quilt, and covered the chattering Yamato Mori with his head and face.
An Ding who suddenly fell in darkness: ? ? ?
So the two struggled in a small area.
Smiling Qingjiang watched with relish, he asked Shiqiewan if he would like to watch a good show together, and received the latter's disdainful voice.
"Hmph, the youth of young people."
Qing Jiang felt a little confused, hadn't this Master Yushendao experienced "youth of a young man"?
The handsome Fu Sangshen smiled gently, and began to take off his pants again, "If the Lord is really brought to the point where he is on the verge of starvation, it will be a disgrace to my servants." He paused, then continued with joy, " I didn’t understand Jie Zitui’s intentions when I read the book before. Ordinary people thought that he was foolish and loyal and refused to accept the lord’s thanks, so he died tragically in the mountains and forests and seas of fire... But today, I can understand his feelings— —Even if you don’t get any reward afterwards, you are willing to do what you can for your lord.”
Yasuhara Tokiha was shocked.
Do you understand how Jie Zitui felt back then?But the problem is, I don't understand your mood right now!Even if I don't eat, I won't really starve to death!Friends, don't forcefully sell your thigh meat anymore!Everyone was so scared that they were not hungry anymore!
She rushed over at the last second before the other party took off his pants, and held Hasebe's hand.
"Hasebe, listen to me!"
"Master... are you going to do it yourself? That's really... great!"
The interrogator, who couldn't believe his ears, raised his head and saw tears in Fu Sangshen's eyes because of excitement.
——Damn crazy!
"You, don't cry... I'm not hungry anymore! Really! I'm still a picky eater... That's right, I'm a super picky eater! I absolutely don't eat human flesh!"
"No, I'm just moved because the Lord thought of me and would rather go hungry than hurt my feelings... Besides, I'm Fusangshen, so the flesh on my body is not human flesh at all! So please kill me !Which piece do you want to eat?! If you don’t dislike my dilapidated body, it’s okay to dedicate it all to you!”
Judge: ...
Yasuhara Tokiha was about to burst into tears, so he managed to persuade Hasebe who was about to commit suicide while taking off his pants.
God testified, she had no idea that Yakiri Hasebe was so good at adding drama to herself!What's more, this kind of strange psycho scene is added!Even if the other party categorically said "it's not human flesh", but...how could she be able to eat it!
"Karakala—"
While the two were arguing whether to eat him or not, An Yuan heard a strange noise coming from the forest behind him, and immediately waved his hands, "Wait, Hasebe, did you hear that?"
Hasebe also barely calmed down, he was a little bit hot-blooded, and when he thought of being able to die heroically for the lord's stomach oily problem, he was so excited that he was drugged.
It's a pity that there is no seasoning in hell, so there is no way to make more delicious barbecue dishes, otherwise the Lord will definitely accept his thigh meat.
Ishikirimaru, who was sitting on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and looked straight at the direction where the abnormal noise came from.
"That's food!" he said. "Crawl just under the surface, cut the cane, grab it!"
"Stop ordering me!"
Hasebe yelled without looking back, but still used his super high mobility and rushed over with the knife in hand.It was about the lord's food, so he had to work hard.
Yamato Shou Anding, who finally crawled out of the black cloak under the quilt, was dying, and the devil knew what he had experienced in that airtight quilt just now.
And Yamabuchi Kunihiro and Smiling Qingjiang also chased after them, and the three of them shot together, and quickly dragged the food back.
Due to the distance, An Yuan couldn't see what the one on the ground was, so he asked.
Then Qing Jiang told her happily: "Oh, it's an indescribable black meat."
How can I say that Yasuhara Tokiha, who also turned over the little yellow book before time travel, was silent for a moment.
"According to what you said, should the picture be mosaiced?"
"Then there's no need." The green-haired Fu with a high ponytail replied beamingly, "Everyone knows that high-definition videos are the best!"
... Will this guy die if he doesn't drive in three sentences?
Yamato Shou Anding, who helped drag it, showed a clear smile instantly, "Is the key word "field", "struggle", "one woman and many men" and other words?"
"Yes! That's right!"
Fortunately, Hasebe is still indifferent: "I say you two, enough is enough."
So the old drivers stopped talking, but when they looked at each other and smiled, the eye contact made An Yuanshi's hair stand on end.
At this moment, Shi Qiemaru shook his robe, Shi Shiran stood up, walked over to check for a while, and then nodded in satisfaction.Yasuhara resisted the urge to complain and followed the past. It turned out to be a big sand bug wrapped in black armor. It was about one meter long and thirty centimeters wide. It was lying on the ground without any movement... Although the bug It's disgusting to be as big as a pillow, but it's not as unsightly as that bastard Qingjiang said.
"Why didn't you kill it?" Shikimaru asked flatly.
Hasebe replied angrily: "Of course it's because the carapace is too hard, so I can only be knocked out."
The tall Yushen Dao let out an extremely mocking laugh.
"Crack!"
Then he cut off the head of that unlucky creature with lightning speed.
The bug's blood splashed out and landed right at the God Inspector's feet.
She looked down.
...Day, this blood is actually a white unidentified liquid.
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