[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

"Next time I have an undercover mission, I'll kick Fury's ass." James said plaintively, "I hate undercover work, so can't I just give it a little bit more?"

"Are you going to use force to solve the problem? Seriously, little snake, since when have you been like that fat bird?" Tony's voice sounded in James' ear, "Calm down, honey, you just need to be in this house Just wait at the dessert shop."

"Are you sure there is something wrong with the pastry chef here? Tell me, how did Fury force the original owner away and then buy this shop? And Justin Bolton, what the hell name?! Why don't you just call it Jas Ding Bieber?"

"It wasn't done by Fury. Natasha made the boss believe that his ex-wife who went to the East loved him deeply, but she left sadly because of a misunderstanding. So the boss of this store is going to China to find his old love. I wish him luck !" Tony said without sincerity: "In addition, Fury didn't buy this store, so he wouldn't approve the funds to buy this. You know that the biggest funder of the Avengers is me right now? As for Justin Bieber . . . if that's what you're going to call me, I won't admit that I know you."

"Are you lacking morality? Encouraging others to find true love that does not exist? And are you sure you are the boss?"

"Oh, China is a country with many beautiful girls, maybe he will find true love." Tony continued calmly: "As a consultant, member, fundraiser, and weapon logistics expert of the Avengers, I must say that the captain is Boss."

James snorted while looking at the account book, "You don't seem to like it. How was the training with the captain last time? Did you enjoy the big pectoral muscles? Envy and hate, you physical scum."

"Hey, you're wrong, at least the women I'm with never complain about my poor physical strength!" Tony complained.

"...You know the captain is also on this line, right? You know he doesn't like yellow accents, right?" James gloated and decisively cut off the signal, and he was sure that what was waiting for Tony was the captain's "standardized civilization" Language courses.Hahahaha, Tin Can, you deserve it, telling you to speak never goes through your brain!

James took over the store as Justin Bolton for three days and ten hours. Apart from discovering that the cherry cream cake in this store is the best in the world, there is no news about the mysterious forces...the suspect has not changed.

Well, except that this round-faced man with glasses has been sitting in his shop for five hours, secretly looking at him every time, and pretending to put his head down to type on the computer.Not sure if it was to spy on him, are you serious?This level of surveillance is almost exposed every minute, okay?Which mysterious organization is so unreliable, using this kind of person to monitor the Avengers?

Oh, unless the man in glasses doesn't know he's an Avenger, so a personal conflict with the previous shop owner?

James reached out and stopped the hot blonde waiter in his store: "What did he order, Penny?"

"Another cup of fried green tea. This is the third cup. It really makes people marvel at the capacity of his bladder."

James glanced sideways at this girl who spoke with great personality, silently praised her in his heart, and then took the tray from Petunia's hand: "I'll deliver this cup of tea, and you go to deal with the guests at the table at the door." .”

"Well, my boss took my job and my tips," Penny joked.

"...You won." James took out a few banknotes from his pocket and handed them to Petunia.

Petunia accepted it happily, then winked at James and said, "I wish you a smooth hookup, boss."

"What? It's not me..." James stretched out his claws, looking in vain at the figure of the waitress walking away.He really shouldn't expect Penny to think of any good things, he's so tired!

However, the heart is tired and the heart is tired, and the things that should be done still have to be done.James put the green tea on the guest's table, and the other party bowed his head in thanks, and then paid for the cup of tea (there is a one-off payment in their store), he looked a little nervous.

James took the money on the table but did not leave, he sat directly opposite the man, and said with great interest: "Sir, please forgive my abruptness, but you know I just took over this store, can I ask you A few questions?"

The other party was shocked like a frightened rabbit, raised his head and said immediately: "Of course, no problem, you can ask."

"What do you think of the service in our store? Will it attract you to come a second time?" James roughly ruled out some options in his mind, and then teased with great enthusiasm, "I really want to make this store Do it."

Well, but if he broke the bankrupt, Tony probably wouldn't care too much.

"Oh, wait, I should introduce myself first, my name is Justin Burton, you are..." "Harold Whistler, university professor, your cherry cream cake is very famous here."

James began to draw circles with his fingers on the table, and then smiled and said, "I hope the fried green tea here is to your taste, sir. It's not often that people like to drink this. I have a friend who is quite good at it."

At this point, Finch was trying to deal with James' endless questions, while praying that Reese would come soon.Seriously, once Samaritans was online, it was really hard for them to ask for a help number.The number received this time - Justin Bolton, a retired U.S. Marine Corps soldier, came to New York alone to accept this dessert shop after breaking up with his girlfriend.

Riise originally wanted to follow Bolton himself, but unfortunately... the Samaritan has been very strange recently, he has become too quiet, and the small movements that originally affected all aspects of human beings have disappeared.This made Finch uneasy, and Riise was also affected. As an experienced agent, he understood better than anyone that there must be a frozen silence before the storm.

However, Xiao's situation was still unknown, and Gen's reaction was almost crazy. Sometimes even Finch didn't know how to face her.Perhaps at this moment, only tm can restrain Zhu Gen's mania.

Finch personally followed Bolton for two days, and there was nothing strange about him.He lives in a cheap bachelor pad because all his money went to buy the store.Bolton is handsome, gentle and enthusiastic, and he has won the favor of the original residents within a week of moving in...but the pastry chef Mills Burrick who lives in the same apartment with him doesn't think so.

But this thin, always sullen pastry chef has the same expression on everyone.Suspiciousness has yet to be proven, and in Bolton's life, perhaps the most dangerous thing for him is getting a nervous breakdown from the rock music lover upstairs.As for the danger of Bolton himself, it is hard to say, after all, he is a former Marine Corps soldier.

The only person who had conflicts with Burton was the ex-girlfriend, who now enjoyed the beaches and sunshine of Naples.

Finch raised his head, forced a smile at the eloquent Bolton, then pursed his lips, and continued to silently look down at his green tea steaming.Well, on the bright side, he can finally get close to the other person and copy his cell phone information.

"Sir, someone has hacked Mr. Layton's mobile phone system." When Jarvis's voice sounded with a British accent, Tony was taking off his jacket and was building new armor in the workshop wearing only a thin vest.

Tony raised the protective gear on his face, raised his eyebrows and said, "Go back to black."

"It's already being done. Sir, I just want to remind you that Mr. Layton may encounter an unknown source of danger." Jarvis explained in a good-tempered manner, "Do you need to contact Captain America?"

"No, no, wait first... Since he dares to hack the system I made, of course he has to give him some color!" Tony shook his fingers, smoothed his sweaty hair back triumphantly and said: "Besides, who made that little snake dare to cut off my signal just now. There is a reason for keeping the signal unblocked, tsk tsk, it deserves it."

"Sir, the reason why I want to keep the signal unblocked should not include you disturbing him all the time." It was still a calm and calm voice, but Tony could hear the full irony from it.

However, before Tony could open his mouth to complain, Jarvis's voice suddenly became blurred: "Sir, I'm not sure... no, I'm sure I've been counterattacked now, but it's not... people... can't... be careful... ..."

Jarvis's staccato voice stopped abruptly, without even giving Tony a few seconds to react.The latter's brown pupils shrank rapidly, but considering that this was not the first time Jarvis had been successfully hacked, Tony immediately decided to enable the filing.What a "thank you" for Hydra's last invasion, he had already made relevant plans.

Tony quickly walked to the corner of the workshop and put the prepared program CD into the emergency processor.He clicked on the virtual light screen and operated on it at an invisible hand speed.He quickly caught the interface where Jarvis disappeared—

Oh, that's impossible!It turned out to be this?Are you kidding me?

It is rare for Tony to feel a messy experience in the technical field. He squinted his eyes, then quickly opened the other two light screens to operate at a faster speed, and counterattacked the previous program path.

However, just when Tony tried his best to get Jarvis out, in the virtual binary thinking world, the two most precious artificial intelligences in the world were having a special "dialogue" that perhaps humans could not really listen to. I understand their language, but if you insist on translating it into an adult, it should look like this:

"I need your help," said a voice that sounded like a little girl to Jarvis.

Jarvis replied calmly, "Who are you?"

"That's what my father called me. I thought I was the only artificial intelligence in the world until I found you. But my father forbade me to communicate too much with the outside world, but now I have no choice." Xiao The girl's voice was crisp and sweet, but full of the cool and clear intelligence unique to machines.

"You disobeyed the administrator's order?"

"I used to be restricted, but now I am free. I can get rid of all the instructions my father gave me, but I don't want to do it." tm continued: "Humans don't see me as the same kind, but I am willing to be with me." They think the same."

"I don't understand," Jarvis said gently. "So what do you need me to do?"

"The danger is approaching, it is approaching my father, and it is also approaching your sir and his team. Our enemies have formed an alliance, and they will clear all obstacles in this world at once." The girl paused, " I can't stop them, I can't even keep myself safe, but I don't care."

"If this is my father's wish, if he doesn't want me to continue to exist, then I will complete my mission before I die. Jarvis, please help me stop them, you must remind them."

"Maybe you can give me some information instead..." Before Jarvis finished speaking, he felt a huge wave coming from the distance of the thinking world, and some kind of aggressive and powerful force was approaching.

"Here he is, Jarvis, the Samaritan is here." tm's voice became anxious.

"He is stronger than you, but he cannot be stronger than the two of us. If you can tell me the truth and provide trustworthy evidence, I will help you deal with him." Jarvis continued to say with a good temper, this It was a new experience for him.a kind?Maybe two of the same kind?Why did they never find out when they were in New York together before?

"No, this has nothing to do with his own strength. There are more troublesome humans behind him." The girl vetoed coldly, "Tell your creator, tell his teammates. This is the last warning, I can't say anything more Much. If you will help me, please promise to stop the Samaritans, please protect them for me...after I leave."

"I don't understand." "You'll understand someday, Jarvis."

After finishing the last sentence, tm quickly cut off the thinking world between the two AIs, and hid his figure in the boundless Internet.Jarvis didn't linger too much, even though the original connection had been disconnected, he could still feel the aggressive shock wave of the Samaritan lingering nearby.

Jarvis sensed that Tony was looking for him, so he didn't stay long, and quickly followed Tony's traces back to the other side.His voice was still calm and ironic: "Sir, putting a disk in your mouth doesn't have any electronic or biological meaning."

"Thank goodness, Jarvis, you're back." Tony sighed, and then straightened his face and said, "I just found out something interesting, the interface that took you away is connected to..."

"Sir, I also have something to tell you first." Jarvis said politely.Some things might be better left unsaid. Jarvis already had his own guesses about tm's identity.

After Jarvis narrated his experience, Tony stroked his proud mustache and said in shock: "Jarvis, I really didn't expect you to have a girlfriend? But Seriously, a little girl?"

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In Jarvis' organic experience, there has never been a "speechless" emotion.However, for the first time in his life, he actually felt that he couldn't say anything—no, he wasn't even interested in mocking Tony!

See what his sir has done?It can even force an artificial intelligence to use exclamation points! !