[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

He tossed and turned in his sleep, sweat dripping from his brow onto the white pillow.He frowned, hunched over, hands shielded defensively over his chest.Yes, the man was dreaming, and it was definitely not a good dream.

In the very deep night, those jewel-like green eyes opened suddenly, staring round as if dying, without the violent breathing that often occurs when waking up from a nightmare.In fact, his breathing was stagnant at the moment of waking up, as if he was being strangled by a ghost at this moment, trying to shake his bile out.

It took a long time before James slowly began to breathe calmly. He looked at the ceiling of his room, which was monotonously white above.Since when did he stop decorating the surroundings?When he was a high-spirited ordinary person, he was keen to participate in every interest group, and he would buy CDs, small handicrafts, and posters to decorate his bedroom.

Until he went to the battlefield and fell into the hands of Hydra, he was no longer used to seeing too bright colors in the living area.This makes him nervous and fidgety, as if he were still in an externally dangerous environment.When Tony asked him how to decorate, he told the other party: don't paint the wooden furniture, and the walls are all white, don't decorate.

Probably Tony felt that such a room was only suitable for the dead, so he changed it a little without authorization.Well, you must know that white is also divided into many types, such as plain white, silver white, warm white, etc., with enough design lines, this house does not look as lifeless as imagined, but elegant and full of style.

James put on his coat and went to find something to eat in the public area on the next floor.Then I found Tony, who was like a hamster, sneaking around in Dr. Banner's refrigerator. The latter was patted on the shoulder by James and almost jumped up in fright.

"Are you trying to scare me to death?" Tony said accusingly, widening his big brown eyes.

"Then do you want to be dismantled by Hulk with bare hands tomorrow, tin can?" James responded calmly, "I think it would be better for you to be scared to death by me tonight, at least you can die peacefully."

"Oh, man, I like your mouth, but only if you don't use it to mock me." Tony took out a box of juice from the refrigerator, leaned directly on the refrigerator, unscrewed the lid and poured it into his mouth, looking really hungry ruthless.

"Let me guess." James raised the corners of his mouth gloatingly: "Dr. Banner didn't keep anything? Ha, he knew you would steal his food, so he just got up again tomorrow morning to make sandwiches and eat them now."

"What is there to be happy about?" Tony muttered dissatisfiedly: "But why do you call everyone by their first name, but always call Bruce Banner?"

"First, I don't call everyone by name. At least I call Thor as Thor, and Captain is also Captain; second, we haven't known each other for a few weeks, so it's really inappropriate to be called by first name; third, I'm not used to being called Someone else Bruce."

"Already have a significant Bruce in your life?" Tony winked with an "I get you" look.

James resisted the urge to hit him, and said with a blank face: "It's really important, he is my adoptive father. Although I have to say that he was [-] times hotter than you when he was young, but if I dare to criticize If I think about it, my other adoptive father will crush me to death."

God bless, Bruce, don't know that I call him "sexy and hot", but seriously, James didn't really know what a Gotham baby was until he saw Bruce in his 20s!Not only is he handsome and tall, but those charming deep blue eyes are simply seductive. It is said that the Gotham baby was also the number one flirting method in Gotham back then.

"Two adoptive fathers? That sounds really good." Tony nodded and continued to drink juice helplessly.

"You haven't eaten all day?"

Nodding listlessly.

"Isn't it the last time you ate, or the spaghetti that the captain fed you?"

Still nodding listlessly.

"Did you know that drinking iced juice on an empty stomach can perforate your stomach?"

After hesitating for a few seconds, he shook his head decisively.

James sighed, and resignedly walked to his refrigerator. He had asked Jarvis to purchase fresh ingredients a few days ago.Anyway, Tony paid for some expensive ingredients in it, and it was a pleasure for this local tycoon to sign the check.

Quick-frozen corn kernels, pour some drinking water, and make a paste in a blender.Then cut a centimeter thick butter, put it down gently after the hot pot, after a while, I heard the sound of "sizzling", the butter melted quickly in sight, and the sweet breath rushed into the nasal cavity.James swore he saw Tony's eyes turn green.

Pour the corn paste into the pot, add water and milk, James covers the pot and looks back at Tony.

"Maybe next time we can see a dead tin can in the laboratory?" James raised his eyebrows and sarcastically, but his hands didn't pause, he cut a few thin slices from a piece of fine ham, and the dark red meat slices rolled into sawdust.

"Oh, you came after the captain? It's not my fault!" Tony said unhappily, "Jarvis forgot to buy cookies and emergency snacks."

"Sir, no offense, let me say, Mr. Banner and Mr. Leighton both gave me the shopping list in advance. And when I asked you, you said that you don't need to worry about these small things, given that there are so many people in this building Well, 'I can always get something out of their fridge', that's your exact quote, sir," said Jarvis without shame.

He won't take the blame for this, don't be an electronic butler to be bullied.

James cut the cantaloupe into chunks, wrapped it with thin slices of processed ham, fixed it with a toothpick, put it on a white plate, and pushed it to Tony.The latter was not polite to him, and directly picked it up and put it in his mouth, puffing up his mouth to chew.

While the creamy corn chowder was bubbling and gurgling, James handled the flour and eggs with a mastery, at least a lot better than the dark cooking he'd made at Hydra's base during his amnesia.By the time the corn chowder was almost done, James was already squeezing the puff pastry onto the buttered iron pan.

The kitchen was very quiet throughout the whole process. Tony didn't bicker anymore. Instead, after quickly eating a plate of cantaloupe ham, he held Dr. Banner's juice and watched James cook.

"Did I mention you look like a human?" Tony said suddenly.

James kept his face calm, and asked sarcastically: "Oh? He is also so unlucky that he has to get up in the middle of the night to make supper for you? Please be sure to introduce me. I can't help it in the future. You can Threatening you for wages together."

"I haven't paid him the last month's salary... He is also a member of Hydra, once, um. You don't look like him, you don't have the same personality, you don't look like him anywhere." Tony whispered : "But I always think of him when I see you."

"You said once, what happened then?"

"Dead, killed by HYDRA and mailed me parts in a box. Because me and Jarvis gave them a lot of trouble, I guess. But Hydra really thinks it's going to stop me? No No, unless they can actually kill me."

"Believe me, Tony, if Hydra really wants to kill you, you have to be careful. They will never tell you, they have a lot of secret methods." James continued to make the custard in the puff.

"Hydra sent him undercover to me to steal my armor design. But he saved me. When I investigated later, I found that he gave up installing the last stealing device in order to save me. Hydra didn't get it. All my blueprints. So while I was looking for him, I was thinking that maybe he was being used by Hydra." Tony continued, his voice was the only sound in the room, and the constant steaming of creamed corn chowder bubble sound.

"Hydra is used to using everything it can. I guess you think Hydra killed him because of you. But believe me, after he betrayed the order of the organization, There was nothing good about him.”

"It's still for me." "No, Tony, he's for himself. All that's left of conscience, I guess."

James stopped what he was doing, he wasn't cheating on Tony about it, when he chose to go against orders to save Tony, it wasn't all for Tony's sake.At that time, he had no past, no future, and no trustworthy friends. When he was disguised as Patrick, at a certain moment, he did imagine that he was that shy, sincere little bodyguard.

He didn't want to give up Tony because he didn't want to give up Patrick, and he didn't want to give up the few good things in his poor memory.

"I'd rather he live, even if he suffers the pain of brainwashing like you." Tony said without hesitation.If Ouroboros was really a cranky, brainwashed former Hydra agent, then he'd probably be pissed off.

It's a pity he won't, especially when he was sure that Tony was testing him just now.

The puffs in the oven were ready, James took out the iron plate, took off the fluffy balls one by one, and poured sweet and delicious custard sauce one by one.He didn't know what to say now, tell Tony the truth?No, the relationship between the members of the Avengers is already difficult to deal with, and he really doesn't want to cause trouble for the captain.And as long as he thinks about Tony's reaction, he feels a headache... It's fine to let him die as a bodyguard.

Well, he just felt that Tony didn't have that deep affection for Patrick.After all, it didn't take much time for them to become friends and then separate.The reason why Tony was sad was largely because he thought the little bodyguard died because of him.

"He is a Hydra man, Tony, whether he wants to or not, he will die unjustly. Just like if one day, the family members of the people I killed came to take revenge, even if they killed me, I would You deserve it." Before Tony got angry, James quickly lowered his anger with an extremely calm voice.

"I have no idea……"

"In other words, Tony, what if your family members died at the hands of the brainwashed Hydra? Could it be that he said, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, and I can't control myself. So you Can you forgive him?"

"..." No, he won't forgive, absolutely not.

The Avengers' first team-building, first-ever popcorn night had a huge problem, not because they didn't have time, or because someone didn't want to come, but because...what the hell were they supposed to see?

Dr. Banner prefers literary films, Black Widow likes fantasy sci-fi films, Hawkeye is very interested in romance films, the captain said he watches everything, and Tony insists on watching action shootout films.

"Haven't you seen enough, tin can?" Hawkeye rolled his eyes in disbelief while holding the popcorn bucket.

"Hey, don't tell me you never watched cowboys when you were a child!" Tony protested, "24 Hours, or "Escape Plan", or "Bond Series", or "Terminator" is barely enough."

"The "Lord of the Rings" or "Harry Potter", otherwise there is no discussion." Natasha raised her eyebrows.

"Is it true that no one is interested in literary films? No, Barton, I don't want to watch "Titanic", and I definitely don't want "Bedmates One by One." Dr. Banner rejected the eagle-eyed girl's heart.

"The tin can obviously likes to watch this movie too! Last time he hid in the rest area, holding a tablet and watching without blinking, so I wanted to watch it." Hawkeye argued for himself, "Look Looking at the cover, the male and female protagonists look good."

"You're not bad, do you mean that the male protagonist looks very much like the captain?" James said quietly.

Captain America, who was drinking Coke, was almost choked to death by himself, and Tony's expression at the moment was definitely embarrassing, as if he wanted to find a way to slip through.

"Guess what? Why don't we watch the romantic comedy "Counting Bed Partners One by One" today and "Sherlock Holmes 2" next week, don't rush to refute, Tin Can, you can say that you want to watch an action movie. "Hawkeye feared that the world would not be chaotic.

"I'm not going to be embarrassed because that actor looks a bit like me. Besides, that guy is not as attractive as I am! I just think this movie sucks!"

"Do you have a problem with the substrate?" James asked again, looking up faintly.

Because the actor looks like Captain America, even Natasha, who was tough at the beginning, expressed some curiosity.Dr. Banner coughed twice, looked at the captain sympathetically, and then abstained.Captain America looked at the actor on the cover of the TV, his handsome face was a little hot, but under the gaze of everyone, he nodded slowly.

Hawkeye cheered like a three-year-old child, and grabbed the remote control to order.

Being a rom-com, of course it's full of love...and comedy.In short, this is a woman who suddenly reads an analysis saying that a woman who has more than twenty bed partners will never be able to marry again.So the heroine went to find her former twenty boyfriends one by one, intending to reconnect with her old relationship.

Of course, in the end, she still had a good relationship with the neighbor actor, and it was only at the end that she discovered that the other party was actually No. 20.As far as the plot is concerned, the drama that was sprayed by several major media is useless.

If you have to talk about the bright spots, it is probably because the male protagonist has more chest muscles?And there are so many well-known male stars who make guest appearances that the female fans will die of happiness?What's more, the hero's breasts are really big, enough to compete with the captain.

During the whole viewing process, the captain couldn't bear to look directly at it, but the others watched it with great enthusiasm.Of course, Hawkeye with a girlish heart is purely enjoying the plot; Natasha is watching the fun; Dr. Banner and Ouroboros are analyzing the male lead in the spirit of scientific research... You ask Tony?

He probably only saw the hero's big breasts the whole time, and ate a big bucket of popcorn while watching.

James couldn't hold back halfway. When he changed to a supporting role, he lightly poked Tony with his elbow, leaned over and said softly, "I've watched it carefully. It's not as big as the captain's. If you want to watch it, you can make an appointment tomorrow night." team leader……"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Tony said angrily.

James was at a loss for a moment. He turned his head and replied curiously: "I mean, you asked the captain to go to training together, otherwise what else do you think?"

"..." Tony was speechless.

The captain raised his head when he heard his name, then nodded seriously and said to Tony: "You want to train with me tomorrow night? Of course it's no problem. You really should exercise. I've been telling you this all the time."

"..." Tony was covered in blood from being pitted by the Ouroboros.