[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

Superman feels like he's been living a messy life in the wind these days.

For example, he suddenly got the news that his adopted son was not dead, for example, when he ran happily to pick up someone, he was surrounded by bat cubs, and then Jim ran away with the Winter Soldier; After a meal, I slept all night on the living room floor; for example, the next day, the third bird came to my door and forced me to show off my acting skills...

For another example, I heard from Tim that he is well-behaved and sensible, and Jim, who is perfect everywhere, was abducted by Hydra.

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Superman, who was full of anger, finally found the culprit, er no, to be precise, he finally found someone who could be beaten up without worrying about being settled by Bruce afterwards.

Who made the cubs of the bat family untouchable?He couldn't beat Jason Damian and the others.

He doesn't care, it's Hydra's fault anyway! !

Clark firmly believes that his kind and sensible adopted son will not work with Hydra, so there is only one answer: Hydra tricked him, or they brainwashed him, just like the Winter Soldier.

Thinking of this, his anger "cracked" up.James is his precious adopted son, the child he and Bruce raised together, holding him in the palm of his hand and watching him grow up little by little.Bruce is a strict father, and maybe he will reprimand him a few words, but Clark is a loving father who spoils his child without principle. Jim has never said a harsh word to this child when he grows up!

But what did Hydra do to his precious son? !

Superman wished he could break the necks of those guys, and when he thought about it, his violent and murderous intent kept coming out.Tim, who was sitting in the same living room as him, immediately became vigilant and stood in front of Bruce without thinking.

Bruce patted Tim's shoulder reassuringly, frowned and whispered to the man, "Clark, calm down. I'm not sure it was Hydra."

"The Winter Soldier is a Hydra man, what other explanation can there be?"

"Find the Winter Soldier and Jim first. If Hydra transformed him, it makes sense why you couldn't find him with super hearing." Bruce thought: "It's not suitable for a large-scale search now, Hydra They have many eyes and ears, and once they are alarmed, they will hide the Winter Soldier and Jim, and there is very little chance of finding them again."

"I remember the voices of the two of them." Clark said, as long as the Winter Soldier and Jim left their base, he could find each other immediately when he went on a mission.

But Bruce shook his head: "They saw you."

That's right, Ouroboros and the Winter Soldier saw Superman, and to the extent they're brainwashed, they're sure to tell Hydra higher echelons.This is undoubtedly tantamount to giving a handle to Hydra.what is supermanHe is a powerful alien, and what happened back then is enough to prove that he alone can suppress the entire human world, and no one can really be his opponent.

"If Hydra knows how much you value James, they'll probably use him to draw you out and force you to do things for them." Tim added, looking at Clark and saying seriously: "What will you do then? ?”

Of course Hydra can't deal with Superman, but they can completely threaten Superman,

Hearing the words, Superman could only remain silent.

Seeing that he was silent, Bruce continued to discuss the next step with Tim.The top priority is not to alarm Hydra, and the second is to find a way to find the child before the high-level Hydra knows how much Superman attaches importance to Jim.

Their only chance is that the circulation speed of Hydra's internal information is not so fast.

"To be on the safe side, we still have to prepare for the second set." Bruce said quietly, and he said to Clark: "Go back to the Fortress of Solitude and look it up in the database. Nygma worked with Hydra for a while. , through his channel, you may be able to contact the high-level Hydra." Clark nodded immediately, and then flew out of the window at super speed.

If James cannot be successfully rescued, if Hydra finds a chance to threaten Superman... At least they can also drive their own people into Hydra's interior, and this task can only fall on Tim, his identity is the most suitable .

"It's not just for James, Hydra can't let it go anymore, they all reached out to Gotham." Tim accepted the task without hesitation, but counting, he hasn't been an undercover agent for decades thing.

"Don't tell Jason about me." After explaining the task, Bruce ordered so before Tim left.

Tim was only silent for a few seconds, then nodded obediently and said, "I see."

"Do you have anything else to say?"

"…Yes, Bruce. Are you sure you can trust him, after what he's done?"

"Do you have a better way?" The old man asked sarcastically without raising his eyes.

"..." No, even Batman can't deal with Superman without kryptonite.Maybe they can seek help from other Batmen in parallel worlds, maybe they can borrow a few kryptonite, but then what?

It's not worth it to risk the anger of Superman, who can destroy the world's kryptonite once and then destroy it a second time.Nobody can afford to attack first and fail to kill Superman.And killing a Kryptonian, even with kryptonite, is too difficult.

So, it's not that Bruce believes in Superman, it's that he has to "trust" him, it's not that he doesn't want Superman to be punished, but who can force Superman to go to jail and lock himself up?

"I thought..." I thought you liked him, Bruce.Tim didn't dare to say this, but he thought Bruce knew what he meant, because the old man's face became a little pale and stiff.

Bruce gripped the armrest of the wheelchair, and replied in an almost grim voice, "I'm not qualified."

More than half of the blood debt on Superman's head should be counted on his head. If Superman should go to jail to atone for his sins, then the sins on Batman are enough for him to bear the brimstone and fire of hell for life after life.

Everything is Batman's fault, the clown is his enemy, and the clown will target Superman to stimulate him; everything is Batman's fault, he should have seen through the clown's plot earlier, and he should have prevented Superman from getting out of control step by step.But he didn't do anything! !He allowed mental illness like the clown to escape from prison time and time again and kill innocent people. Because of his unspeakable feelings for his comrades, he backed down repeatedly in the early stage, and watched the situation develop to an unmanageable result.

He is not qualified to say love, and Batman is not qualified to say that he loves others, let alone that person is Superman.If it wasn't for monitoring Superman, he should have died a long time ago, and he should have been imprisoned in Arkham, and he should not be released for the rest of his life.

"As long as I'm alive, you don't have to worry about Superman." Bruce said softly.

Tim nodded. None of them mentioned it. What if Bruce died?At that time, who will be able to restrain the god on earth who collapsed in anger?

About 10 minutes after Tim left, Bruce heard a loud bang at the door, as if something heavy had hit the ground, and then someone knocked on his door again.

After Bruce opened the door, he saw three people standing at the door, two white men and a young black woman.

The tall man in the British-style trench coat showed an exaggerated smile and said with a London accent: "Hi, is there anything I can do for you?"

The young black woman tugged at the man's sleeves, coughed softly, and said to Bruce, "Sorry to bother you, that's what he looks like. May I ask, do you know where the nearest airport is?"

Bruce watched the three people in front of him calmly, but didn't speak.

"Oh, I'm starving, I said can we order something to eat first?" Another handsome man in a military-style trench coat squeezed himself in a bit sadly, showing Bruce a standard eight-teeth smile: "Come on , dear sir, give me something to eat. By the way, I am Colonel Jack, this is the Doctor, and this is Martha Jones."

Bruce narrowed his eyes, roughly making a judgment in his mind.

He moved the wheelchair, made way for a path and said quietly: "Come in."

Colonel Jack was really hungry, and he clung to the two plates of cookies that Tim hadn't eaten, while the doctor looked around, even sniffing under the TV.Martha rolled her eyes, barely wanting to admit that she knew these two.

"I didn't expect Americans to make such good cookies." Colonel Jack said, taking a sip of tea comfortably, "But I still like British tea. A cup of afternoon tea is the true meaning of the universe."

The doctor went around like a child with ADHD, and finally sat down on the sofa obediently, then happily looked at the inconspicuous necklace on Bruce's chest and said, "Very good confusion spell, what about your aliens? "

Such a straightforward statement made Bruce unable to bear it for a while. He looked up at several people and asked, "Why don't you introduce yourself first?"

"Do you have fish and chips?" The doctor asked seriously after hearing this and thinking for a minute.

Another 10 minutes later, when Superman returned home with the information, he saw that there were three more strangers in his home inexplicably.The two men and one woman were eating French fries dipped in ketchup with relish, and the man in the windbreaker kept gesticulating with Bruce to explain something.Wait, aren't those french fries the big bag of frozen french fries I bought in the supermarket yesterday?

Wait, isn't that the snack he prepared while watching TV? QAQ Bruce!

"So, your phone booth can travel through time and space, but this time you traveled to another plane by mistake. This...TARDIS needs our help to restart and help you go back?" Clark summed up what he had just heard to the story.

"In short, that's it." Doctor Who nodded, and then asked curiously: "In our universe, I have never seen a humanoid alien creature like you. What is your race like?"

Hehehe, Superman looked at Bruce, can't he really beat this guy?

"Why are you sure we can help you?" Bruce ignored Superman's resentment, but looked at the doctor and asked.

"I don't know, but TARDIS knows." The doctor said happily: "Would you like to visit my TARDIS?"

He is naturally very familiar with him, he doesn't look outside at all!

The author has something to say: Do you think that the stupid author's two chapters are easy and funny, but this article will always be funny and easy?

too young too simple!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't expect that the master has been giving up on himself and loathing himself all the time.He feels that the only purpose of his life until now is to control Superman and prevent him from destroying the world again.

This is also the reason why he has been paying attention to several children, but refuses to see them.Those who are alive, what qualifications do they have to ruin the lives of those children who are gradually getting on the right track.He can't take a few children to be buried with him again, can he?