[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

The men sitting in the conference room whispered to each other, whispering with a hint of uneasiness.

After a long time, I heard a man in a three-piece suit with the appearance of a politician say: "Batman promised to leave the earth."

"Yeah, but none of us know it's not Batman." The pretty brunette sneered, wearing a well-fitting leather jacket, spreading her fingers boredly at the moment to check every nail, and she didn't sneer at the meeting at all. cover up.

"What does it matter? Batman is just a pronoun, and Bruce Wayne is just a human being. Anyone who puts on that layer of skin can pretend to be a vigilante protecting the world." The words of another government representative were echoed by the people. .

"Anyone can be Batman, don't be kidding me!" the liberal hero representative sneered, "Can this Batman also be able to summon Superman at any time? It seems that time has passed too long, and you have all forgotten 'Don't mess with me! What does 'Superman' mean. I remember back then, some people were so scared that they wanted to say yes to anything, just to send Batman and Superman off the earth." The representative was in his 40s, and he did remember 30 years ago things.

Not to mention it has been almost 30 years, only two or three years later, someone planned to do a small trick, oh pure spoof, domineering red building.

"Since he is not the Batman of the past, why does he use this name to do things?" the registered hero representative asked.

"I said you guys are really strict enough? What are you doing with so much nonsense? Just vote." The brunette at the beginning said with folded arms: "I don't think Batman violated any of the contracts, and neither did his small group. They all came to help with the consent and invitation of the relevant parties. You are just bullying that he is not Bruce Wayne back then, otherwise I would like to see, who dares to say a word more?"

"That's how Shockwave taught her daughter? If it wasn't for your mother, why would you be the representative of the Inhuman Race?"

"Vote now, or do you mean that you plan to greet each other's mother?" The old man who had been in the main position finally turned his attention to the representatives present. His voice was not loud, but it made some of them blushed and wanted to say a few more words. people shut up instantly.

That was the previous director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the chairman of this session, Phil Coulson.As for why there are so many superpowers, there is a reason why he was chosen as the chairman in the end.Of course, there is a game between humans, superpowers and Inhumans, but it is more because of Coulson's status and connections.

Back then, the Avengers had a good relationship with Coulson, and he himself was good friends with Captain America; and it is rumored that Iron Man was ashamed of Coulson, so the registration party has never been too tough on him; Snake has a good relationship with him, and Shockwave girl Skye regards him as her father and mentor; in addition, he is an upright and not too pedantic human being...

Seriously, is there anyone better to mediate between the factions than Phil Coulson?

Coulson is in his 60s.After the civil war ended that year, he was busy with the affairs of SHIELD and the Super Peace Council, and waited until five years after the situation stabilized, he stepped down as the director of SHIELD and let Agent May take over.He was sent to the Super Peace Society to become the resident representative of S.H.I.E.L.D. there, and he devoted the rest of his life to reconciling the conflicts between the various factions.

Undoubtedly, without Coulson, the various factions might not be able to fight each other, but the peaceful situation today would definitely not exist.Even if there are disagreements between each other, interest disputes are just a verbal battle during meetings.From this point of view, it is unreasonable not to award the Nobel Peace Prize to Coulson!

The result of the secret ballot came out quickly, and it was as Coulson expected—those who supported taking no action against Batman prevailed, and the only two negative votes were probably cast by people from the government.The president who came to power recently seems to be a hardliner, and Coulson is not surprised that the other party will violate his election manifesto, and will go to war against superpowers as soon as he takes office.

Any president who has his own ideas will do this to show that he will not bow to anyone, but politicians generally don't have this kind of thing.As long as enough benefits are given and the president sees the end of rash provocation, he will naturally settle down, just like his predecessors.

After the meeting ended, the beautiful dark-haired woman didn't leave. She looked very young, too young to know the world.Coulson looked at the other party calmly, as if seeing her mother's appearance from that rebellious attitude.So, the old man laughed, nodded and let the other party come over, "Nina, how is your mother?"

"As usual, there are too many things in the clan to keep busy." Nina complained a little.

"Still arguing with Reina often?" Coulson asked calmly.

Nina shrugged, "It's a common thing, Aunt Lena is like this. Besides, Aunt Wanda doesn't go out often, and Uncle James never cares about family affairs."

Lena did have her own calculations back then, but unfortunately when she met Batman and Superman, all her plans fell through.Now that she is powerful and powerful in the Inhuman race, she can only temporarily put aside her ambitions while being respected, and protect the clan first.Otherwise, if the Inhumans are weak and controlled by humans or other superpowers, she will really have nothing. Male sex floods: Desejiading.

The Scarlet Witch is controlled by Hydra to attack Iron Man. Under the game of several parties, Chaohe will sentence her to serve a sentence in the Inhumans. She and Quicksilver are not allowed to leave the Inhumans' territory for 20 years.After a long time, even now that her sentence has passed, she is not very willing to go out.

Needless to say, Ouroboros has the name of an elder of the Inhuman race, but in fact most of them still follow their former partners.Hunt down the remaining HYDRA around the world with the Winter Soldier, and spend the rest of your free time raising kids.That kid Coulson met once, and he was very... impressed.Anyway, with the backing of Superman and Batman, the Inhumans did not dare to have any opinion on his behavior of "only putting on a name, not working".

"If you can quarrel, it means that there is still room for resolution." Coulson looked at the girl in front of him, smiled and said: "You look a lot like your mother when she was young, when I first found her, she was like a smart and dexterous bird wild animals."

Coulson remembers how Skye reluctantly started working for S.H.I.E.L.D., fell in love with the team, and had to leave.Life is always like this, force you to stay when you don't want to stay, and take you away when you don't want to leave.

"By the way, mom is still worried about your health. She told you to go to the Inhuman Race when you have time recently." Nina recalled her mother's instructions to her before she left.If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't get away, Skye originally wanted to find Coulson himself.

Coulson responded with an unchanged face: "What did Reina see?"

Then he shook his head again and said, "Look what I'm asking, how can Skye tell you everything? However, I can't get away these days. Nina, tell your mother that I'm fine. Even if It doesn't matter much to a person my age if Reina sees something bad happen."

"But..." Nina seemed to have guessed something, she frowned beautifully.

"Prophecy is not omnipotent, Nina, you have to remember this." Coulson stretched out his hand, gently stroked the girl's soft black hair as he did to comfort Skye in the past, and showed a gentle and nice smile.

Coulson didn't lie to Nina, he really had something to do.

Tomorrow is Hawkeye's death day, how long has Barton been away? 20 years, 25 years... It's been 28 years.

They have never been the kind of people who are too emotional to die for love. If he really wants to die like this, what will Hawkeye say when he is alive?He would show an unbearable cheap expression, crawl into the ventilation duct like a bird, hold his own bow and arrow, and threaten Coulson condescendingly not to use this trick to make him unable to eat the cookies!

"Okay, okay, I can imagine how they will write my epitaph!" At that time, Hawkeye and him huddled together on the sofa, snuggling up like two fluffy birds, lying peacefully and comfortably in his own den.This place is a small apartment that Coulson bought with his salary, and it is the closest existence to home except the S.H.I.E.L.D. and Avengers Building.

Their own home, without anyone disturbing, purely private leisure time.

They've just had a not-so-romantic dinner—mostly takeout, a salad made by Coulson, and a fizzy drink made by Hawkeye...a fizzy drink that's actually a candy and syrup poured into a fizzy drink inside.

"Epitaph? They still write this?" Coulson raised his eyebrows. "I thought the style of the avengers was to bury it on the spot, and then carry the weapon to take revenge, and beat the culprit to hell."

Hawkeye thought for a while, nodded and said, "That makes sense. But to be honest, the epitaph is too sad."

Coulson rolled his eyes cooperatively: "So are you going to write a joke on it? This man lived a funny life and died a funny death. He devoted his life to saving cookies and pickles from the imprisonment of glass jars and keeping them Send it safely to your stomach?"

Hawkeye looked at him with an expression of "Ha, look, I knew you were a group of bad friends, black-bellied princes and concubines!"

Coulson couldn't help laughing, then gently kissed the other party's squirrel-like cheeks, and said softly: "If I were to write the epitaph myself, I would never write a word related to S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s enough to dedicate a lifetime.”

Hawkeye responded to the kiss, his hand was already inside Coulson's shirt, and he said absently and perfunctorily, "Then what are you going to write?"

"I'll write—guys, I'm the husband next door who saves the cookie and pickle fighter, and we're in love."

Hawkeye was stunned, and their eyes met in the air. It was a more mellow and longer-lasting relationship than passionate love. It was so warm that people wanted to close their eyes and cuddle with each other for eternity, and then he kissed him even more eagerly.

There is still dew on the delicate petals, fresh and beautiful as if they have just bloomed.The entire bouquet was placed firmly in front of the tombstone, and Coulson, who presented the flowers, straightened up and looked at the unremarkable and low-key tombstone calmly and lovingly.

No one knows that a former Avenger is buried here, and those who know have kept this secret unanimously, just to keep the hero clean for the last time.For this reason, Hawkeye's name and life achievements are of course not written on the tombstone.

The epitaph is Barton's favorite style, or the style that suits him best——

"Guys, the cookies and pickles are actually undercover aliens, so I've dedicated my life to fighting them. Well, on top of that, I've saved the world by the way, two or three times in my life coming?"

Coulson caressed the words on the epitaph, his eyes were gentle and nostalgic. Every time he saw these two words, he could always see the appearance of that person, with such a familiar smile, and that warm hug.

"Phil!!!" "Coulson—"

Burning feeling in the heart, that feeling is weird, you know like when Hawkeye kissed him for the first time, or on Christmas Eve, when they leaned on the sofa and listened to the New Year's music on the TV When going to sleep.

Moist, warm, safe...

Coulson turned to see Iron Man flying towards him, and Captain America knocking the sniper away with his shield.He looked down to see that the suit was gradually being replaced by a darker color, and that Kree blood could regenerate him once, but it couldn't make him immortal.

The previous clues were connected together, and Coulson gradually understood.He guessed that Lena might have seen this scene, but because of Lena's prudence, she would definitely not tell Skye everything, otherwise, even if something big happened in the clan, there would be no way to stop Skye from protecting him.

And how did Captain America and Tony know?Just look at the two aging but familiar faces beside them—the man in the suit?Then tm detected something and told Jarvis, but this time the intelligence came too late.

Coulson's body shook for a while, and finally fell forward slowly. The blood gradually wetted the tombstone in front of him, and flowed along the grass to a further place - a simple tombstone of the same style beside it.

Guys, I'm the cookie and pickle fighter husband next door, we've been in love all our lives,

Oh, forgot to mention, he did save the world,

But now we don't belong to the world, we belong to each other.