[Comprehensive] God judges always treat me as a villain

what is love?

What is it!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, have you ever asked this question to the candlestick?" Hoshino Junxia rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed holding the pillow of a miniature crane ball, and was paid The mourning god picked it up and set it right.

"Have you laughed enough? I'm going to tell you something serious." Tsurumaru Kuninaga asked.

"—Cough." She shook, stretched out her hand, and put her arms around his neck, "No, no, I'll talk about it later, I want to ask Tsurumaru the answer to the question 'what is love'! Tell me!"

Her voice is sweet.

Tsurumaru was unmoved when he heard that.

because……

"Ugh." Sure enough, in the next second, Junxia let go of Tsurumaru's arm, and rolled up again with the pillow, "I can't stand my tone, it's so disgusting hahahahaha. And, no matter how many times I have to I laughed so hard, you actually asked Candlestick this question, why! Has Candlestick ever been in love!"

"No, maybe..." She threw away the pillow in her hand at once, "Maybe the image of Candlestick Cut's mother is too deeply rooted in people's hearts hahahahaha."

Tsurumaru Kunei lifted his forehead and sighed.

Originally, I wanted to give her a shock (hi), but I didn't expect this to be the result.

"It can make the master so happy." He sat on the edge of the bed, resting his chin, and asked intentionally or unconsciously: "Does the master know what love is?"

Junxia stopped moving.

She sat up, moved closer to Tsurumaru, and looked at his eyelashes covered in sunlight with a smile.

"Love, it's..."

Can Fu Sangshen associate with the God Judge?

"It's okay to date! But it's not allowed to sleep in the party!"

I don't know how many times it was the joint letter of "requesting the official establishment of the Sleeping Fan" sent back by the judge, Hoshino Junxia is like a volcano about to erupt at this moment.

"If you're in love, you're in love, and when you're in bed, you're in bed! What do you want to do when you have a special bed? Are you playing hooligans?" She said to the secretary: "In this case, do they want to implement the marriage system next? The impact is too bad! And Doesn't look like a civil servant!"

The secretary wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"But, Minister." He said: "This time, someone took a photo of you and Tsurumaru-sama going to Wanwu Kimono Shop, and even took a photo of you wearing Bai Wugou..."

'What are you kidding!The minister himself is already wearing white Wugou, so why not allow us to wear it (here specifically refers to the non-installed marriage system)!We are not allowed to wear it, and we are not even given to sleep! 'These two sentences are from the new issue of the Inquisitor's magazine.

Hoshino Junxia was silent.

As if thinking of something, her cheeks flushed slightly, and her eyes wandered away.

"Minister?" The secretary dutifully reminded her to give an answer quickly.

Chun Xia recovered, but still gritted her teeth and refused.

"No, no, no, no!"

"What's the reason?" the secretary asked, "Please give me a suitable reason."

"The relationship between Fu Sangshen and the judge is a personal act, and all the results are borne by the judge himself. The government of the time does not need and should not take any responsibility." Chunxia said.

Secretary: "Minister, can you explain it in more common terms?"

"...The government of Shizhi will be responsible for them if they set up a sleepover, okay! In case they get into trouble with Daojian Fusangshen in the future, do I have to give them an explanation???"

The secretary suddenly realized... Wait, there is no reproductive isolation between people and knives?

His superiors didn't give him a chance to think carefully.

"Actually, there is another more plausible reason, so you can use that reason to reject them." Chun Xia turned her pen, as if recalling many things, and her expression became a little complicated in an instant: "The Diablo Honmaru incident about the sleeping party back then was really serious. There are too many of them, so many of our allies have a bad impression of 'Sleeping Ban', including Humanity Survival Guarantee Organization, Scepter4...even Ise Shrine."

Chaldea satirized the endless "Sleeping Fan" fall incidents at the biennial conference.

'Sleep as soon as you sleep, what a hypocrisy! 'someone scoffed.

Ise Shrine expressed its concern to them.

"They don't mind sending priests to purify the sword body"... Are you kidding, let outsiders touch Chunxia's sword?It will not be possible in the next life!

Not to mention Scepter4.

Junxia never wanted to recall the look in their room chief's eyes.

"It is impossible for us to implement the sleeping party and marriage system until we successfully reverse their perception of 'Zi Dang Fan'." Well, even if the impression is reversed, she will not implement it.

The secretary read her subtext in her micro-expression.

His mood inevitably became complicated.

"Then, how should I answer Bai Wugou's matter? Do you want to initiate an emergency public relations procedure?"

"No! What kind of PR is this kind of thing!" Chun Xia slapped the table.

I don't know if it was the secretary's illusion, but he always felt that the boss at this time was a little short of breath.

"Haven't you seen a date with a servant? Haven't you seen the master who tried every means to coax the crane?"

Said the boss who has transformed from a girl to a professional woman.

Seeing his subordinate nodding helplessly and leaving, the vicious and intrusive boss sat back in his seat, stared blankly for a while, and then, slowly, covered his flushed face with both hands.

"Damn it, it's all because of that day..."

"Love, that's..."

Like a revolving lantern, many pictures flashed before Chun Xia's eyes.

"I felt love when I saw Sankayueden, Oimaruden, and Kohomaruden smiling at me while they were drinking tea."

"I felt love when I saw the first issue of swinging with my younger brothers."

"When I heard the conversation between Hotaru, Aizen and Akashi, I felt love."

Thinking of all the things with Toujian Fusangshen, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

So happy.

Compared with the past, women who are much more mature physically and psychologically still retain some cute little moves of girlhood.

For example, I will bend my eyes when I am happy, I will pinch my hand when I am sad, I will purse the corners of my mouth when I lie, I will look elsewhere when I am nervous...

"Any more?" Tsurumaru asked.

"Also, that's..."

Look, Tsurumaru thought, she was looking away from him, she was tense.

Yes, Tsurumaru, who has known her for a long time, undoubtedly knows these little habits of hers.

Chunxia's heart, which was still calm just now, suddenly started beating violently, and even she herself could hear the sound of "thump, bang, bang" coming from her chest.

It's about to explode!

"Also," Junxia didn't dare to look into Tsurumaru's eyes, "I can feel love every day I know Tsurumaru."

Tsurumaru didn't answer.

Chunxia could only hear her exaggerated heartbeat and the breathing of the two of them.

"emmmmm pillow fell off! I'll pick it up!"

She shouted artificially, turned her back, and went to pick up the pillow that fell to the ground.

Used to conceal the blush on his face.

Then, she remained motionless.

I don't even pick up pillows anymore.

Because when she was trying to pick up the pillow, Tsurumaru suddenly leaned forward and hugged her from behind.

Fu Sangshen with white hair and blond eyes kissed her ear softly and nostalgicly.

"Master gave me a big scare." Close at hand, it was Crane's voice with a smile.

……

Under Tsurumaru's sudden attack, she raised her head uncontrollably and murmured: "You really..."

Junxia protested to him countless times to call her "Master" on this occasion, thinking it was too shameful.

But He was not ashamed, but proud. Even if the two barely confirmed their relationship, he seldom called her real name, except when they were arguing.

...Of course, it was Junxia who quarreled with him unilaterally.

"What's wrong with me?"

After kissing the ear, then the earlobe, the base of the ear, the neck...

In the end, Tsurumaru took a gentle bite on the back of Junka's neck.

"At that time, after I asked that question, Xiaoguang didn't answer me immediately, but asked 'Mr. He thinks love is possession?'" He said: "I was shocked, I thought he secretly heard Hei He What you said to me."

black crane.

Chunxia woke up instantly.

The incident of B-1 Honmaru had a profound impact on her, and it directly promoted the change in her view of Touken Fusangshin, and even made her realize that she has always treated Tsurumaru differently from other Touken Fusang God is different.

Chun Xia unconsciously became nervous: "Hei He thinks that love is possession?"

"He, even though he said that, I'm afraid he can't even figure it out." Tsurumaru hugged her tightly and said with a low smile, "Otherwise, why would there be a second month's bedtime?"

Although the crane in B-1 has fallen in the dark, he has no interest in the method of "relieving the dark fall through body/fluid exchange" that the examiner said.

He accepted the counselor's advice out of pity for her.

That's right... pity her.

The girl in front of me is obviously just a puppet with no emotions, but she has to pretend to be understanding, gentle, and healing... How pitiful it is.

Therefore, even though he has no desire/desire for the girl, he has no intention of stopping her.

"How far can she do it? Heihe originally had such an idea."

It's just that this pity for the weak has changed at some point.

"That's why he will have a second month's bedtime." Chunxia sighed: "Until I saw with my own eyes [Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada] push the god judge into the knife solution pool, and then jumped into the knife solution pool." , he just woke up from this muddy feeling..."

and then?

He didn't expect that the 'doll' really only existed as a pawn.

What a sad story.

Chun Xia sighed.

"What is there to be sympathetic to? From the moment he accepted the request of the interrogator's bedtime' with an indifferent attitude, his fate was doomed."

Tsurumaru said this sentence a little coldly.

With a slight force on his hand, Chun Xia was pushed onto the bed by him.

"Hey, Tsurumaru...!" She met his golden eyes and complained, "It will hurt a lot if you do this all of a sudden!"

"Sorry, sorry." Tsurumaru said without sincerity, "I'm afraid you're thinking too much, and it's not me."

He bent down. Body.

……

The candle flickered.

what is love?

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong said to him before leaving the room:

"Mr. Crane, love is a very warm thing."

It's not the coldness when it's placed in a coffin, it's not the indifference when it's enshrined in a shrine, it's not the blood boiling when it kills enemies on the battlefield, and it's not the excitement when it scares others.

neither.

"...Master." He lovingly wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and pressed his forehead against hers, "Come with me to Li Wanwu tomorrow."

"Ah."

Chunxia obliviously agrees.

This is the origin of the photo of Bai Wugou.