[Comprehensive] God judges always treat me as a villain

This may be many years ago, it may be many years later, or it may be an ordinary day.

"So, Mr. Tsurumaru, what are you going to do?" Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada put a small ceramic bowl on the table, "Special tofu, please use."

"What can I do with my current body shape?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga covered his face with his small hands, not wanting people to see his collapsed expression: "Why on earth did Imaken become the shape of Odachi, but I Shrunk to the shape of a dagger?"

Jinjian, a short sword, is 123 cm tall. After waking up, he grew into a 195 cm adult man.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, a Taidao, is 177 cm tall and shrunk to 123 cm when he woke up.

And according to a certain Mr. Sanriyue, who did not want to be named, it was supposed to be Jinjian who came to help him change his clothes this morning, but as soon as he lifted the quilt, he heard a familiar yet unfamiliar voice from the door: "—— yo , Long time no see, Brother Yao."

Looking back, the tall man with white hair and red pupils was holding the Odachi in his hand, leaning sideways in front of his door, and greeted him with a smile.

……

This life is too bloody.

"This life is too cruel." Before dawn, Tsurumaru Kuninaga ran to Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada's room holding the Taidao (blade length 78cm) that was almost at the same level as him.

"Xiaoguang, you must help me find a way."

With a round face, fair skin, and big moist eyes, the three-headed Tsurumaru Kuninaga started to cry while holding a sword: "The master is coming back at noon today, how can I see her like this-- hiccup .”

"Pfft." Taiko Zhong Zhenzong couldn't help laughing.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga cried even harder.

Has the mind shrunk along with the appearance...?

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada clenched his fist with his right hand, put it on his mouth and coughed lightly: "Mr. Tsurumaru, please stop crying. Can you tell me if anything different happened last night?"

Tsurumaru stopped crying and stared at him blankly.

"Mr. Tsurumaru, you must tell us the truth so that we can help you." Taiko Zhong Zhenzong said in the tone of talking to a child.

"...I scared Jin Jian once and almost made him cry, okay?"

Candlestick Kiri and Taiko Bell sighed together.

"Then, let's go to Jinjian to have a look." Candlestick Cut Mitsutada made a final decision.

The screen turned to the room of the three big bosses.

Sanri Yuezong had already returned to his usual elegance and indifference.He took a sip of the tea, picked up another piece of snack that Yan Rong was going to give to (Short Sword) Imai, and stuffed it into his mouth calmly.

"Where did you develop the habit! Eat sweets early in the morning?" The real boss - Jinjian taught.

"Hahaha, what brother said is true." Mikazuki Zongjin covered his mouth with the sleeve of his hunting clothes, and waited until the food was completely chewed and swallowed: "Well, it doesn't matter whether it's a person or a knife. Bigger is always good. Isn't it? Ishikimaru."

"Even so, it still doesn't feel right." Ishikirimaru frowned, "I didn't find any trace of the spell... Why did Jinjiandian change back to the shape of the Odachi overnight? Even the body has changed .”

"I'll know when the master comes back." Mikazuki Zongjin leisurely picked up the second piece of snack from the plate, but was grabbed by Jinjian.

"Brother Yao." Jin Jian stood up, bent slightly, lowered his head and showed an extremely dangerous smile to San Riyue, "Do you want to join hands?"

A moment of silence.

"...Hahahahahahaha...shouldn't brother go to see Xiaohuwan again? He went to the kitchen to get fried tofu early in the morning." Sanri Yuezong sold Xiaohuwan without changing his face and heartbeat. , then turned his head and waved his hand towards the door: "Good morning, you came early, candlestick cut, taiko bell..."

Then, everyone in the room focused their attention on Xiao Douding, who had silver hair and golden eyes.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga held the Taidao, thumped and ran to the side of Datachi Imaken, and said loudly: "Come on, Imaken! The winner will be transformed back!"

The result goes without saying.

1米95的大太刀光凭身高就全面压制了1米23的鹤丸国永……毕竟不是所有的刀都能像药研藤四郎那样，面对对面一溜儿的太刀、打刀、枪的时候还能保持冷静、无所畏惧……更何况药研也有1米53，比现在的鹤丸高多了。

In other words, the only people who are shorter than Douding's version of Tsurumaru Kuninaga are Hotaru and Sayozuomon.

On the tekai field, Hotaru is fiercely fighting Imaiken.The confrontation between the two powerful Odachi (although one of them went to the wrong set) caught everyone's attention, including Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

"Today's Hotaru is so energetic."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga turned his head, and it turned out that Akashi/Kunikoshi was talking to Aizen Kunitoshi.

"Yeah, why?" Airan scratched her hair, "When I used to close my hands, I always looked like I had spare energy, but today I suddenly became excited. If the enchantment arranged by the master is still there, I thought this It's a battle of life and death."

"Probably very angry." Tsurumaru interjected.

Although his appearance and mind have shrunk, Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who still has a trouble-making nature, seriously analyzed: "Imaken was originally a short sword about the same height as him, but after becoming a big sword, he became 1.5 times him. Although he It's a big sword... but it can only be used to lower the average height of Honmaru. That's why I feel unbalanced... Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Aizen Kunijun pointed behind him in horror.Akashi/National Bank simply squatted aside and laughed wildly.

Tsurumaru hadn't had time to turn around yet, only felt that - MVP maniac, practice field demon, Sihua Datachi Hotaru, picked up his back collar with very good arm strength.

"—Come on, Tsurumaru."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's entire crane's fur was about to explode.

Such was the morning of Tsurumaru's tragedy... Now, back to the opening scene.

Having just taken a bath in the restoration pool, Tsurumaru was so weak that he lay down on the table in tears.

"What should I do, Xiaoguang." He said softly, "I want to go to the fellowship with Master."

"It seems that everything started with Mr. Tsuru's words." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who was busy with lunch, exposed him unceremoniously: "When I went to Sanjo's room to chat last night, I said to Imai—— If you accompany the master to participate in the fellowship, everyone will think you are a child picked up by the master outside, after all, you are completely different."

"...Is this sentence too much?"

"You were in a bad mood at that time, so you must have said something else." He said while washing the vegetables, "In short, according to our analysis, the effect will not last for more than a day. During this period, you put yourself Be a child."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga sniffled, climbed off the stool and ran out.

"Mr. Crane... Oh, forget it." Candlestick Kiri Guangzhong thought about the master's itinerary that he heard from Xiaozhen yesterday, and murmured: "At this time, the master should have returned to the castle tower."

Tsurumaru ran desperately towards the castle tower.

After returning to the size of a child, the insecurity in Tsurumaru Kuninaga's heart was suddenly magnified.He thought of the past when he was lying in the mausoleum with his former master, the experience of being changed hands many times, the ending of him being put away as a treasure, and finally the moment when Junxia Hoshino said goodbye to him with a smile. one morning.

"No, you can't think about it."

Tsurumaru rubbed his eyes, mustered up his courage, and forcefully opened the door of the room.

"Tsuraru, I've told you several times that you have to knock on the door before entering—eh." The long-haired woman in furisode kimono stopped speaking.She walked up to Tsurumaru quickly, her curious eyes turned around him repeatedly, and then she asked, "Are you a new dagger? Why do you look so similar to Tsurumaru?"

If it was Tsurumaru in his normal state, he might take advantage of this and try to give the woman in front of him a moon-like shock.But now, when he thinks that not only has he become like this, but even the master who gets along with him day and night no longer knows him, he feels very sad, very sad, very sad.

"Owner."

No, it's stuck in my throat and I can't say it.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga wiped away his tears, bit his lip and refused to speak.

"...Well, why are you crying again?" Touching the remaining tears on his face with distress, Hoshino Junxia finally gave up joking, sighed, and said: "I know you are Tsurumaru. Although you have become smaller , but your spiritual power has not changed."

"what?"

Tsurumaru tilted his head.

Junxia Hoshino wiped away his tears and said, "It's Mikazuki. In the morning, I suddenly sent an emergency message, saying that Honmaru has encountered the biggest crisis in history... In fact, where is the crisis of Honmaru? Brother just brought him a crisis."

Tsurumaru, who obediently allowed Junxia to move, said softly, "It's indeed the style of Mikazuki..." There was an obvious nasal sound in his voice.

Junxia's movements paused, and she withdrew her hand as if nothing had happened.

"Master, can I go to the fellowship with you today?" Tsurumaru asked.

"Who would go with a knife in a friendship." This was Chun Xia's first reaction.

"Wait! Who said I'm going to a fellowship?" This was the second reaction.

"San Riyue said it." The little silver-haired Fu Sangshen opened his eyes wide.

Hoshino Junxia helplessly raised his forehead: "Do you also believe what Mikazuki said...? Tsurumaru, show your scary wisdom before!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's eyes filled with tears again.

……

"Tsurumaru, don't cry."

"Knee pillow, is it okay? Children should like it."

"Huh? Still not satisfied? Well, anyway, you won't recover until noon tomorrow, so I'll sleep with you tonight. Is it okay?"

……

……

If it ends like this, it should be a very warm story.

Unfortunately, there are always surprises in life.

The next morning, Hoshino Junxia woke up from a dream, and suddenly felt an arm tightly around her waist.

As expected of a knife, it has become so small and yet so powerful.

She yawned and rolled over to meet someone's golden eyes.

……Um?

Why is this Tsurumaru different from yesterday's?

"Yo, master, good morning."

Taking advantage of her not paying attention, Fu Sangshen quickly kissed her on the cheek, and then asked happily as if he had eaten honey, "How are you, are you scared by me?"