[Comprehensive] God judges always treat me as a villain

"—Tsurumaru Kuninaga!"

Junxia Hoshino smashed the tennis ball at the other party angrily: "If you make trouble again, I will send you back to Honmaru!"

"Oh, Master's threat really scares me." The pure white crane easily took the thrown tennis ball and threw it into the basket: "But, Master should go to the haunted house with me today, right? But I suddenly received a mission... Obviously I could refuse, but I still accepted it. I should be the one who is dissatisfied?"

Mentioning this, the girl who was still imposing just now suddenly became depressed.She picked up the tennis balls scattered on the ground one by one, held them in her arms, and said, "I can't do anything about it. Ordinarily, I should have retired to the background. Who knew that the retrograde army started to engage in moths, expanded the war, and killed There are not enough people to judge the gods, and people like me are called back to the front line to work for the government..."

Yes.She, Junxia Hoshino, as an employee of the government of Tokino, who has a high level of seniority and a mysterious background, should be in a semi-retired state at this time according to the officially signed contract, and she only needs to stay at home all day Waiting for permission to officially retire next year to arrive.

As for Hoshino Junxia, ​​she was also lazily staying at home, but received an order from her superior a month ago: immediately reinstated her job and returned to the government to stand by.Along with the cold order, it was her knife account, which marked that her retirement date had been postponed without time limit.

Tsurumaru smiled, his gilt eyes shining brightly under the lights of the tennis court: "Although I sympathize with the master, I also want to thank your boss, after all..." He quickly threw the ball into the basket, as if What to vent.

Junxia Hoshino glanced at Tsurumaru, threw the ball into the basket, and said nonchalantly, "I want to take you guys away together, but if you're not here, the Tokino Government will probably be in chaos, right? The rest of my life I will also live in the pursuit of my colleagues...not to mention if I don't..."

She tactfully stopped the topic, and Tsurumaru stopped talking.

At this time, the previous chaos in the tennis court was no longer there.Holes in the field, broken net posts and completely destroyed hoops have all been repaired, and tennis balls scattered throughout the court have been picked up and put away.Junxia Hoshino looked around the tennis court seriously, and after confirming that there was nothing missing, she stepped forward and patted the silent Tsurumaru, and comforted: "Okay, okay, although I am very dissatisfied with the boss who is arbitrary, but I am really happy to see you all, and even more happy to see the crane."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga lowered his head and said softly, "But..."

Hoshino Junxia was a little worried, and moved closer to her face.

"But, I only have... only..." As Hoshino Junxia approached, Tsurumaru raised his head abruptly, and viciously grabbed his master's shoulder to prevent her from breaking away.Now only the whites of his beautiful eyes are left, his face is covered with black lines, coupled with his hoarse voice, his whole person is terrifying like a ghost.

"...Tsuramaru?!"

Hoshino Junxia's eyes widened in disbelief, but she didn't make any defensive moves.

"Oh yes, the battle was successful." Tsurumaru let go of his hand, leaning forward and backward with a smile: "...I'm only... happy if I scare the master... ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Dead silence.

"Are you surprised? Is it exciting? I learned the one-button dress-up from the neighbor next door hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...huh? Really scared? Master, how much is it?"

"...Take off the mask on your face! You bastard! Never come to this world again!"

Hoshino Junxia, ​​gas explosion.

Even though he was frightened by Tsurumaru's new look and angrily lashed out at him, Hoshino Junxia still accompanied him to the haunted house that he had been thinking about.

This haunted house has only recently opened. It is said that the atmosphere is well shaped and the ghosts are very realistic.Tsurumaru has been pestering her to play since he saw it on Twitter the day before yesterday—in his words, it was to pass the boring time.After all, he is the only one accompanying her at the moment.

Such a Tsurumaru could easily soften her heart.She would think of a long time ago, in that deserted house, surrounded by broken blades, only one person relied on each other with a knife.

So as long as it is Tsurumaru's request, she will try her best to fulfill it.If he made her angry, she would forgive him...

...Fuck.

Hoshino Junxia stared expressionlessly at the figure of a funny crane jumping up and down, and from time to time picked up a severed hand and a gnawed head to surprise her (scared), feeling a violent tornado in his heart .

The staff disguised as water ghosts didn't seem to have expected such a guest. After a short hesitation, they couldn't help asking Junxia Hoshino who seemed to be in deep thought with folded arms: "Sir, is there really no problem?"

He's so handsome that he doesn't look like a human being, but his behavior is so weird...

"I'm sorry," Junxia Hoshino replied deeply, "His condition has improved today, so I listened to the doctor's advice and took him out of the ward to relax. I didn't expect..."

The eyes of the staff were full of sympathy.

"Master!" The erratic crane waved to her in front of him: "Come here quickly, we are going to the next level."

"...Yes, look at him..." Hoshino Junxia turned to the staff, with tears in his eyes: "Obviously we are brother and sister, but he called me master. Mom and Dad are gone, I don't know what to do .”

The staff looked at her with pity, and secretly gave her... a 500 yen cash coupon: "I don't know how to help you, this is our internal, please use it."

Junxia Hoshino was surprised in her heart, but the conversation just now was just her random thought, and she didn't intend to use it for profit.She carefully looked at the face of "Water Ghost" covered by makeup, pushed his hand away, shook her head and said, "Thank you for your kindness, but I can't accept it." Then, she smiled at him and trotted back to Tsurumaru's around.

Tsurumaru complained: "Master, please be honest."

"Here, don't lose your integrity."

The two looked at each other, then turned their heads tacitly at the same time.

For Junxia Hoshino, the next level can only be said to be dull.Because no matter how scary the atmosphere is, it is faked by people. After seeing countless real scenes mixed with blood and minced meat, the haunted house is nothing.

What was Fu Sangshen next to him thinking? Hoshino Junxia looked over quietly, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga was holding his chin to observe the shady scene on the left, as if he had a posture of "uncovering it in the next second".

However, he still didn't do that after all, he just turned around, gently held Hoshino Junxia's fingertips with his thin fingers, and whispered in her ear, "There is a corpse under the curtain."

Hoshino Junxia frowned.

"There is a bloody smell, very faint. It seems that he has been dead for a while, and has been treated by someone." His tone was very indifferent.

"As long as it wasn't done by the retrograde army, it has nothing to do with us." Junxia Hoshino said.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was not surprised by this answer, or in other words, he mentioned "there is a corpse under the curtain", but it was out of the idea of ​​"I don't want to deceive the person around me about anything".So, he regained his relaxed tone and said, "Then master, after visiting the haunted house, where should we go next?"

"I'll leave everything to you today...as long as there are no temporary tasks."

Tsurumaru couldn't help but want to rub the opponent's head: "Really, don't say the last half of the sentence."

When the two were chatting and walking forward, they suddenly heard a scream from not far behind, and a boy's "Sister Xiaolan" shouted.

Then, the eager steps sounded again, Hoshino Junxia pulled Tsurumaru Kuninaga and turned around, and saw a boy who looked like a primary school student put on a naive attitude, and said earnestly: "Uncle Mori, brother and sister please stay temporarily. What happened now There is a murder case, the police will be here soon."

"Hey, how could it be." Hoshino Junxia showed a worried and terrified expression: "Just now...you're fine."

Knowing that she was acting again, Tsurumaru Kuninaga sniggered in his heart, but with the same worried look on his face, as if he was trying to force his composure, he held Hoshino Junka's hand tightly.

The boy glanced at them calmly for a moment, then returned to his innocent and childish demeanor, and ran to other places on his own.

After he ran away, Junxia Hoshino said, "This boy is extraordinary."

"What's wrong?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga asked lazily.After successive encounters with retrograde army raids and homicide cases, he no longer had any more expectations for today's "date".

"His soul and body are inconsistent." Hoshino Junxia said: "The body should be forcibly shrunk, so it is unstable, and it is likely to recover temporarily under special circumstances... This kind of setting is like a protagonist. "

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's eyes lit up: "So, I do know who he is."

Hoshino Junka looked up at him.

"Sherlock Holmes in the Heisei era——Kudo Shinichi. However, the current name should be... Edogawa Conan." As a close servant, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is still very familiar with the information sent by his superiors, "Where did this guy go?" There will be cases, it's like being possessed by the god of death."

Hoshino Junxia covered her mouth and raised her eyebrows with a smile.

"But we obviously have nothing to do with this case, so why waste time here?" Tsurumaru was a little dissatisfied: "This is a rare rest day..."

"Because we were stared at by that child just now, we can't leave." Hoshino Junxia said: "Wait, I think this case will be resolved soon."

They approached the place where the body was hidden, which had been fenced off.All the staff of the haunted house were present, and the boss was wiping his sweat to negotiate with the police.Besides them, a few others were also left behind, standing there with expressions of calm, fear, or impatience.

Conan Edogawa had long since disappeared, and he did not know where he had slipped away.The female high school student whom he called "Sister Xiaolan" just now is pulling her friend to look for him with an eager look on her face.

Soon, Conan came back.

"Brother!" After dealing with "Sister Xiaolan", he quickly ran to Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "I saw on the surveillance that you stared at that screen for a long time, why?"

"Because it's very strange, why there is such an obstructive cloth in a haunted house." Tsurumaru replied naturally.

"Did you find anything strange?"

"No."

Conan couldn't tell the truth from his expression and words, so he had no choice but to stop asking him, but squatted next to the corpse to observe while the adults were not paying attention.

Hoshino Junka shrugged his shoulders, leaned back, and was naturally embraced by Tsurumaru.The two were in a hidden location, and the light was not strong, so no one noticed their intimate actions.

"Do you know who the murderer is?" she asked.

"That's right." Tsurumaru still said in a casual tone, "I'm not frightened at all. This little detective has almost figured it out."

It's a pity that he had a beautiful daily life.