[Rebirth] Headline Raiders of the Dumb Movie King

Author: "Hello everyone, I am the author Jiang Taipo fishing for cats. For my own curiosity, I have invited two guests in today's article, Gu Bai and Shao Xingyang~"

Audience: Sahuahua~

Author: "Okay, without further ado, let's ask some loving questions~"

Gu Bai nodded expressionlessly, Shao Xingyang smiled dotingly on Gu Bai, and the audience started screaming at Su.

Gu Bai thought to himself, my true fans are always so enthusiastic.

Author: "Don't be so narcissistic and straightforward!!! The author can hear your heart!!! Okay, I will start to ask the first question. 1 May I ask your name?"

Shao Xingyang: "..."

Gu Bai: Looking at the author with an idiotic face.

Author: "Okay, this is an idiot question, so ask the second question. What is the age of 2?"

Shao Xingyang: "I don't remember, it's been too long."

Author: "Oh, that means you're so old that you don't even know how old you are, that's really long enough."

Shao Xingyang squinted his eyes, revealing his murderous aura.

author trembles,

Gu Bai: "The age is over 20."

Author: "I didn't expect Gu Dada to be so young~ Let's ask the third one~ What is the gender of 3?"

Shao Xingyang silently took out a knife and tried to kill the author, but fortunately he was saved by Gu Bai.

The author said gratefully with tears in his eyes: "You are so kind, Mr. Gu~"

Gu Bai narrowed his eyes, "Kill her, and true fans will not be able to watch my show."

Shao Xingyang thought for a few seconds, then nodded, agreeing: "Xiaobaicai is right."

The author can only smash his teeth and swallow in his stomach, "4 What is your personality like?"

Shao Xingyang narrowed his eyes: "I don't know."

Gu Bai: "Serious and old-fashioned yet funny."

Author: "5 The character of the other party?"

Shao Xingyang: "He is a very cute and shy little cabbage, every time I reach out to pinch his cabbage leaves, he always shyly curls up..."

Gu Bai covered Shao Xingyang, his face blushed quietly, "Change the topic."

Author: "Okay, 6 When did the two meet? Where is it?"

Shao Xingyang Gubai replied at the same time: "The cave."

Author: "The two really have a tacit understanding! 7's first impression of each other?"

Shao Xingyang continued to say: "When I saw his cabbage leaves curled up, I..."

Gu Bai blushed again and covered Shao Xingyang's mouth, "Continue to the next topic!"

The author smiled meaningfully: "What do 8 like about each other?"

Shao Xingyang: "I like them all."

Gu Bai: "Same."

Author: "What do 9 hate about each other?"

Shao Xingyang: "No."

Gu Bai: "No."

The author nodded in relief and asked: "Then 10, do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?"

The two were silent at the same time, looking at the author with a murderous look.

Author: "Um, next topic, 11, what do you call each other?"

Shao Xingyang: "Little cabbage, ancient white, little things."

Gu Bai: "The devil, Shao Xingyang."

Author: "Why does the devil address each other with small characters at the beginning?"

Shao Xingyang: "You understand..."

The author also said meaningfully: "I understand."

Gu Bai was silent, a trace of bewilderment flashed in his eyes.

Author: "12 How would you like to be called by the other party?"

Shao Xingyang seemed to have thought of something, and a very evil expression appeared on his face. For the harmonious development of this article, the answers about Shao Xingyang were all harmonious.

Shao Xingyang: "Harmony and harmony..."

Gu Bai looked blank, "I can't hear your voice anymore."

Author: "Because his voice was harmonized by 123 Romance Review."

Gu Bai nodded.

Author: "13 If an animal is used as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?"

Shao Xingyang: "It can only be described as a plant, and that is cabbage."

Gu Bai: "The mysterious and dangerous cheetah."

Author: "14 If you wanted to give someone a gift, would you give it?"

Shao Xingyang: "Give him everything I have."

Gu Bai: "I didn't think about it."

Author: "15 So what gift would you like for yourself?"

Shao Xingyang: "Everyone understands."

Author: "Understood, it's something disharmonious again, give me your address later, and I'll send you a good toy by mail, and I hope you have a very pleasant night."

Shao Xingyang: "I admire you."

The author flattered: "Thank you, Mojun~"

Gu Bai looked at a loss...

Author: "Then 16, is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it usually?"

Shao Xingyang: "No."

Gu Bai: "No."

Author: "The relationship between the two of you is really good ~ what is your problem with 17?"

Gu Bai tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head: "No."

Shao Xingyang looked at Gu Bai tenderly.

The author numbly said: "I know your answer, but it's not. So what's wrong with the 18-year-old?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai said again: "No."

The author continued to numb his face: "19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?"

Shao Xingyang thought for a while, and then said: "The other party can do anything, as long as he is happy."

Gu Bai was touched and said: "Except for forcing me to eat cabbage."

Author: "20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?"

Gu Bai said: "No."

Shao Xingyang: "Gu Bai said it before."

Author: "21 How far has your relationship reached?"

Shao Xingyang said: "Of course I did everything."

Gu Bai was silent, but his ears turned red with embarrassment.

Both the author and the audience made meaningful clicks.

Author: "22 Where did two people first date?"

Shao Xingyang Gubai said in unison: "That hole!"

The author continued: "What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?"

Shao Xingyang smiled and said, "Very good."

Gu Bai's face was paralyzed, "It's not good, my performance is not perfect."

Shao Xingyang immediately said: "Xiao Bai Cai, I think you are perfect in everything you do."

Gu Bai was shy again.

Author: "24 How far did it progress at that time?"

Shao Xingyang: "Pinch his body cabbage leaves."

Gu Bai was shy again.

Author: "25 Favorite Dating Spots?"

Shao Xingyang: "I have them all, go everywhere, wherever it is fun, after all, I have magical powers, and I can travel through the world."

Gu Bai continued to remain silent, the author bit the handkerchief enviously, "26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?"

Shao Xingyang: "We haven't celebrated our birthday yet, and we don't remember each other's birthdays."

Gu Bai also nodded.

Author: "Then which party confessed to 27 first?"

Shao Xingyang: "If it's a confession, it must be me. If someone likes someone first, it must be Xiaobaicai."

Gu Bai nodded again.

Author: "28 How much do you like each other?"

Shao Xingyang raised his eyebrows: "You can give everything."

Gu Bai: "Me too."

Author: "29 So, do you love each other?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai: "Love!"

Author: "30 What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?"

Shao Xingyang: "Anything will go wrong."

Gu Bai: "I am the same."

Author: "This is the power of love. I'm so envious of QAQ. If 31 thinks that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?"

Shao Xingyang narrowed his eyes: "There won't be such a day, in Gu Bai's heart, that is God!"

Gu Bai nodded again.

The author was envious and hated by the show of affection, "Can 32 forgive the other party's change of heart?"

Shao Xingyang: "There is no such possibility, no one is better than me."

Gu Bai also nodded in agreement.

Author: "33 What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?"

Shao Xingyang: "There is no such possibility. I can travel to the other side in just one breath with magic power."

Gu Bai didn't nod, but just looked at the author with the expression of why do you keep asking such idiotic questions.

The author burst into tears in disdain, "It's magical, qaq35 is the other party's sexy expression?"

Shao Xingyang squinted his eyes again, "When the other party turned into a Chinese cabbage, when the whole person shyly curled up the leaves..."

Gu Bai covered Shao Xingyang's mouth familiarly, remained silent for a while, and said, "Next topic."

The author regretted: "36 When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?"

Shao Xingyang: "When the other party turns into a cabbage and curls up..."

Gu Bai covered Shao Xingyang's mouth more and more familiarly. The author had an epiphany, and without Gu Bai's words, he said, "I'll move on to the next topic. What does 38 feel the happiest about?"

Shao Xingyang: "When the other party becomes a cabbage..."

Gu Bai covered Shao Xingyang's mouth again, and the author continued to pretend he didn't see it, and started the next question: "Has 39 ever quarreled?"

Gu Bai: "No."

Shao Xingyang: "No!"

The author ignores Shao Xingyang and continues to ask: "Then what are the quarrels at 40? Well, I didn't ask this, so how to reconcile after 41? This is also regarded as not asked. I will continue to the next question. After 42 reincarnation, I still hope Do you want to be a lover?"

Shao Xingyang: "I don't want it, because I can't bear losing it anymore, so in this life, I will live with him for a long, long time."

Gu Bai held the opponent's hand silently, without saying anything.

The author wiped away tears, "When will 43 feel loved?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai said in unison: "All the time!"

Author: "44 What is your expression of love?"

Shao Xingyang was silent for a while and said: "Companionship is the best confession of love. Any confession and words of love are not as good as the sincerity of being with you all the time. I have been looking for him for thousands of years, so I will always be with him until the end of time."

Gu Bai held each other's hand tightly, with affection in his eyes.

Being blinded by the flash, the author put on his glasses silently, and continued: "When will 45 make you feel that you don't love me anymore?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai shook their heads at the same time.

The author is envious and jealous again, "46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?"

Shao Xingyang: "Little cabbage flower."

Gu Bai said shyly with a blank face: "I don't know, it's a devil flower in sheep's clothing."

Author: "Then, is there something that 47 and the two are hiding from each other?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai shook their heads silently.

The author sighed again, this kind of love is really enviable, "So 48 where does your inferiority complex come from?"

Shao Xingyang raised his eyebrows, "No."

Gu Bai was silent for a while, "I used to have it, I felt that the magic power was not enough to match the devil, but now it's gone, we fell in love."

Shao Xingyang rubbed Gu Bai's head, feeling a little distressed.

Author: "Then, is the relationship between the two of 49 public or secret?"

Shao Xingyang: "The whole world knows that I love him."

Gu Bai: "It was originally a secret, but the other party made it public."

Author: "50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?"

Shao Xingyang and Gu Bai nodded with confidence on their faces.

The author said happily: "Okay, today's fifty questions about couples is over here. Thank you for watching this episode. I am Mrs. Jiang, fishing for cats. Let's meet again in the next book~"

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